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Distress Signal Emitted By Flat-Screen TV
pinqkandi writes "CNN is a running a story on an Oregon college student's flat-screen Toshiba TV which was releasing the 121.5 MHz international distress signal. He was unaware of the issue until local police, search and rescue, and civil air patrol members showed up at his apartment's door. Apparently the signal was strong enough to be picked up by satellite and then routed to the Air Force Rescue Center in Virginia. Quite impressive - luckily Toshiba is offering him a free replacement."
It turns out it got stuck on the Lifetime network, so it really was in a state of distress.
"So if you need to transmit an international distress signal then stop by any local store and turn on a Toshiba flat-screen TV. We should be able to locate you in a matter of minutes."
. . . this is the last time that guy is a smartass to the salesman at Best Buy when buying a TV, though!
The TV probably gained sentience and realized the crap that was being fed to it. It responded in the only way it knew how.
Yeah, this gives me an idea for a new TV feature. Whenever you lose the remote control, it sends out a destress signal until a search team shows up to find it. Now that's service!
The Dude abides.
Big deal. Now, if that had been a free, unencrypted feed of the Spice or Playboy channels...
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You've gotta wonder what that guy was doing to that poor TV. (and whether the teletubbies were involved...)
I had a similar problem with my toaster emitting moorse code signals.
"Please Help! My plasma is burning out! I'll need to be replaced in 2 years!"
CNN is a running a story on an Oregon college student's flat-screen Toshiba TV which was releasing the 121.5 MHz international distress signal...
In other news, a man's 4-door sedan was emitting the 1.21 jigawatts necessary to power the flux capacitor. Christopher Lloyd was unavailible for comment.
It would be cool if it didn't suck.
So we are supposed to trust companies to use their judgement and ethics when slaping a "This device probably meets federal EMI regulations" sticker on a device. I feel better already.
To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt.
--E.C. Stanton
It scares me that it took them almost a year to get the distress signal. Remind me never to get lost at sea.
Free Flat Screen
In Soviet Russia, The TV Distresses YOU! ....oh wait...
On October 2, the 20 year-old college student was visited at his apartment in the small university town by a contingent of local police, civil air patrol and search and rescue personnel.
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Authorities had expected to find a boat or small plane with a malfunctioning transponder, the usual culprit in such incidents, emitting the 121.5 MHz frequency of the distress signal used internationally.
Why did they expect to find a boat/plane in a apartment building?
^^
It turns out that those government satellites are monitoring our TVs. Luckily, Toshiba sells tinfoil hats for closeup viewing.
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There was a guy in Glasgow, who lived not far from where I am now, that worked alongside one of my friends on a North Sea oilrig. He took a positioning beacon home with him (why? Who knows? It's four feet long, bright orange, and very heavy. How did he even get it about the helicopter?). He then placed his purloined "toy" in a cupboard. One of his children knocked it over, a couple of weeks later, activating it. Within 10 minutes, there was a Coastguard helicopter hovering over this house in the middle of Maryhill...
..because he thought that the RIAA had finally caught up with him...
> In Japan, I hear there are even toilet seats that occasionally require a reboot
I wonder if the error messages include Kernel panic: You've been eating way too much corn.