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Hannu H. Kari Gives The Internet 2 More Years

erick99 writes "Dr. Hannu Kari says the Internet will will collapse in 2006 as reported in an article on ARS Technica. Yes, this is the same Dr. Kari who has predicted doom before, but it is still an entertaining read and there is more than a grain of truth in his reasoning." Reader Titney writes adds a couple of excerpts from an article on NewsRoom Finland: "The entire system will crumble to bits as the sheer bulk of rubbish circling around in the net exceeds the public pain threshold. ... When the internet is no longer operational for business purposes, one has to time warp back 10 to 20 years and make do without information networks"

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  1. If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by stecoop · · Score: 5, Funny

    Until Netcraft confirms it I wont believe it. I'll back check in two years at http://www.netcraft.com to verify his findings.

    -- a 2006 web odyssey

    1. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by nocomment · · Score: 4, Funny

      no kidding! hehe

      the public pain threshhold? WTF is this guy talking about? The internet allows you to sift through the crud pretty quickly to get to what you need. Maybe he meant Orkut will collapse in 2 years?

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    2. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by geeber · · Score: 3, Informative

      This new collapse will probably look much like the last one that was predicted...

    3. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Cat_Byte · · Score: 4, Funny

      Time to start backing up the internet.

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    4. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't know how I seem to not have a problem with spam like every one else does. It's simple any place that asks for an email address that you would rather not give them, use a hotmail account that you don't care about, a simple few letter account. I often let my account expire and just go back and reestablish it when I need to get QuickTime or real player again. In my other accounts that I don't give out liberally I maybe get 1 or two spam letters a week... What do you people do that get 100's of spam letters a day?

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    5. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by guyjr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Certainly the "public pain threshold" was reached long ago on T.V., and longer ago before that on radio, and still, we've got our boob tubes, and ear jocks every morning, afternoon, and night.

      The public doesn't really care about advertising, in whatever form it comes. Certainly not enough, anyway, to give up their lazy lifestyles of channel surfing and station tuning.

    6. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by TFGeditor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Comments like this make me embarrassed to be a geek (albeit an old one).

      Not everyone has the luxury of "hiding" their email address. For many of us, our work *requires* making our email address public--even to the point of posting it on a website. In my case, it also appears in a magazine each month.

      So, get off your high horse and take a peek at the real world. You will see things that utterly amaze.

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      Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.
    7. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by _KiTA_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I donno. It's already a pain in the ass to find anything generic on Google, Yahoo, what have you. Instead you get a thousand and one fake "Search Engine" sites, that have googlebombed their way up the rankings. It works for very, VERY specific querys still, but even then, you'll get at least 1 page in the top 10 that's like www.findsearchmonkey-hotwomansex-freetvfreesatteli tefreecabletv-makemoneynow.com/.html

      Email is slowly going the way of Usenet -- there's discussion going on, but there's a lot more junk than discussion. Eventually Email will be that crazy thing those old time geeks use, while everyone else uses, well, something else.

      So if you can't communicate because of spam, and you can't find anything because of spam, then it becomes a pain in the ass to use the Internet, and that's what he means by Public Pain Threshold. When the general public decides that it's too big of a pain in the ass to do anything on the Internet, the Internet will start to shrink.

    8. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Cylix · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yeah,

      They wanted to do that at work. I simply refused to publicly display any of our email addresses. The last account/address they had was a spam fest because of this.

      So, I coded a simple web form for placing comments. The webform message allows someone to supply a reply to address and then its sent off to everyone who needs to respond to it.

      What's really funny... one day.. someone actually cut and pasted their spam into the webform. (I went to the persons website... they were not remotely technically inclined)

      It's very easy to get in touch with us via email and this technique really impairs harvesting.

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    9. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Explain to your PHB that making your email public is waisting productivity. Over a week time figure out how much time you are waisting on email multipy it by 50 (assume 2 week vacation) then multiply your salary to this combined time. If your department or the hole company has about the same amount of spam then mulitply their average salaris * the number of people. Also bring up possible things such as deleting good mail that is mixed with the hordes which could result in loss buisness. So after you show him the expence of Spam, Then offer him a solution and the cost to implement (make sure the implementation cost is less then your spam cost) Like say fill out a (Properly Made, with no hitches that allows people to email anyone in the world) Web Form that then emails the results to you.

      PHB think in terms of $ not technology or anoyance. So if you show them that they can save money by a simple change in policy, Your PHB will look good to his PerHB (Pointier Haired Boss) You will look good for showing good company initative and tring to save expences and impove productivity. And you will have less SPAM.

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    10. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In the real world people filter.

      I've never had any problems giving out my email address. Junk goes in the spam filter, which I clean out once a month (when I admined for a company we had someone check every 2-3 days but never had any FPs to my knowledge).

      I get maybe 1 spam gets through the filters in a week. Easy to handle.

    11. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by dubl-u · · Score: 4, Insightful

      the public pain threshhold? WTF is this guy talking about?

      Yeah, if that were all it took, television would be as extinct as travel by zeppelin.

    12. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2, Funny
      we had someone check every 2-3 days but never had any FPs to my knowledge

      Of course you're never going to get a First Post if you only check every 2-3 days! You need to be checking every 2-3 minutes, at least.

    13. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by Brandybuck · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Usenet didn't go away. For a time it exceeded the public pain threshold and almost died. But then something amazing happened. All the spammers and trolls noticed that everyone left, so they left too. Today I can actually peruse newsgroups that have less than a 1% troll/spam ratio.

      p.s. Don't tell anyone about this though! I don't want the bastards coming back!

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    14. Re:If Hannu H. Kari dosn't work for... by pcmanjon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      QUOTE: of _KiTa__ "When the general public decides that it's too big of a pain in the ass to do anything on the Internet, the Internet will start to shrink."

      Good then, let it shrink. Think I care? 99.9% of the people on the internet are idiots anyways.

      When the internet shrinks, there will be more of a ratio of people like you and me vs the idiots.

      The more intelligent people on the internet the better.

      If the internet "dies" to the general public, so will spam, etc. Then there will only be real geeks on the internet, which will be like when it started.

      This will also insinuate a "cycle" the internet gets unpopular, spamming and advertising dies out. When the spam and such dies out then people start to get in to it again, and then cycle repeats.

      Everything that goes up must come down.

  2. And for anyone who believes this... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...I have a bridge for sale.

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    1. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by garcia · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ...I have a bridge for sale.

      Well it may not die as in coffin dead but it may certainly morph into something completely different.

      With the onset of so many worms, trojans, and other miscellaneous exploits people are finally going to get fed up. They aren't going to switch away from Microsoft products to eliviate their problems though. Nope... What they're going to do is they're going to switch to Bill's latest and greatest achievement...

      Trusted Computing. This will be a BIOS, OS, and network interface that will be 100% secure. It will be running only "trusted" applications because Bill has certified them all. Remember those cute Windows on the corner of all pieces of hardware and software? Designed for MS Windows98? Well, this is going to be the same thing only not even the worms can run!

      See, safe, right? Well, you won't be able to be on the same Internet we have now because that's not trusted. Soon you'll be connecting to port 3128 of the trusted.proxy.microsoft.com to get your Internet.

      The "other Internet" (the one that the rest of us will be using) won't be protected, won't be trusted, and won't be supported by the Windows people.

      You draw your own conclusions as to what that will mean.

    2. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 4, Funny

      The "other Internet" (the one that the rest of us will be using) won't be protected, won't be trusted, and won't be supported by the Windows people.

      You draw your own conclusions as to what that will mean.

      That September will finally end?
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    3. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You draw your own conclusions as to what that will mean.

      It means the internet, our internet, can go back to what it was before the companies started fucking it up; a medium for free information exchange.

      --
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    4. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Informative

      You draw your own conclusions as to what that will mean.

      Its been demonstrated that although people are willing to put up with microsoft products, they are unwilling to "trust" microsoft. Remember Microsoft Passport? Good idea, not too popular.

      Some relevant urls:

      http://yahoo.pcworld.com/yahoo/article/0,aid,63244 ,00.asp

      http://www.winnetmag.com/Article/ArticleID/22777/2 2777.html

      http://www.ecommercetimes.com/story/18366.html

      http://www.thestreet.com/_yahoo/tech/software/1503 776.html

    5. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It means the internet, our internet, can go back to what it was before the companies started fucking it up; a medium for free information exchange.

      Back when it was "our internet" (as you put it), there was nowhere near the amount of free information exchange as there is today, in large part DUE to contributions by companies across the world.

      Companies haven't fucked up the internet, they've given us more things we can do over the internet. The things that actually trash the internet are: script kiddies, virus writers, spammers, and evil countries.

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    6. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by frisket · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Almost. It wasn't letting companies onto the network that fouled it up (nor indeed letting untrained individuals on), but letting companies take over control of the key infrastructure. Participation pro bono publico is fine, but letting for-profit entities decide what happens is a recipe for disaster.

      If Canter and Siegel had been punished properly for their crime (been barred for ever from a connection) we wouldn't be in the position we are now. If upstream and backbone sites actually enforced non-spam, non-open-relay, etc rules, we'd be closer to a fully functioning network.

      My good friend and colleague Dr Jennings was wont to say "the network is too important to be left to the networkers" -- and I still say he was wrong, dead wrong. The network is too important to be taken out of the hands of the networkers.

      And what's all this crap about back 10 to 20 years "before we had an information network"? Excuse me, but 20 years ago I was happily using BITNET, the X.25 networks, and the IP networks (hell, UUCP too if it comes to that). Slow, primitive, but it sure looked like an information network to me.

      Maybe the good doctor is confusing the Internet with the Web?

    7. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, I didn't say that letting them on the internet was the problem. I really like that part, because the web is how I like to get information, and the web is how the companies on the internet choose to present themselves to us. I'm in favor of any kind of pull technology for information, where I get to make the choices, as opposed to eating from the trough, or perhaps drinking from the fire hose. My bank, my auto insurance provider, most of my utilities, and god damned near everything else I need is on the web these days, and that's a good thing.

      As you say, the problem is that companies have control of the infrastructure. Can you imagine what it would be like if private companies had control over the interstate highway network? Utter chaos. It's bad enough with the government in charge. Some things simply should be provided by government. Such an approach is not without its problems; governmental interference telling you what you're allowed to do can easily go too far, and of course we all understand the inefficiency of government.

      Even before the web became big, some tech-savvy companies were using email to communicate with their users, or other information services. For that matter, anyone remember Bank of America "Homebanking" service? It was their own little BBS with messaging and they even distributed their own 300 baud 40-column terminals that hooked up to your TV so you could get on the service without a computer.

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    8. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by cyber0ne · · Score: 2, Funny

      You draw your own conclusions as to what that will mean.

      The cyber-freedom of 1998 with the connection speeds of 2006. Where do I sign up?

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    9. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One thing that hasn't changed since the genesis of the internet, or really USENET, is the willingness of people to leap to unfounded conclusions. It's not that the companies got on the internet that meant they started destroying it; it's when they started comissioning spam (or spamming on their own), when they started getting exclusive rights to manage physical and logical infrastructure... But, you can assume anything you want. This is slashdot after all.

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    10. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by CmdrPorno · · Score: 2, Funny

      The things that actually trash the internet are: script kiddies, virus writers, spammers, and evil countries.

      You forgot "AOL users," unless AOL is an evil country.

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    11. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by neoform · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you forgot domain campers.

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    12. Re:And for anyone who believes this... by dubl-u · · Score: 4, Informative

      That September will finally end?

      Wow, for just a moment that gave me hope. You cruel, cruel bastard.

      (For those saying, "WTF?", see this.)

  3. The first 2 times I looked at the article ... by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
    The first 2 times I tried to read the article, I got the message
    "Nothing to see here. Move along"
    Prescient, I think. For once, an error message that was on-topic.
  4. Lets do that timewarp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The entire system will crumble to bits as the sheer bulk of rubbish circling around in the net exceeds the public pain threshold. ...

    Yeah, but when that happens we'll more likely timewarp back fifty or one hundred years. Spammers, virus copiers and script kiddies will simply be hunted down for sport and tortured on live TV. The penalty for being an idiot on the internet will be public beheading.

    I'm begining to look forward to 2006 now.

    1. Re:Lets do that timewarp! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Spammers, virus copiers and script kiddies will simply be hunted down for sport and tortured on live TV.

      Right up until Ah-nold shows up and ruins everything by surviving!

  5. Recursive Linking by jolyonr · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've always wondered whether a story that mentions Slashdot in the subject would bring on a recurisve slashdotting that would result in the ultimate destruction of the internet.

    Well, it's worth a try anyway

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  6. All together now... by gowen · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... Imminent death of the net predicted. Film at Eleven.

    I predict that within one year, someone smart enough to know better will predict the demise of the Net within 2 years. Can I have my "Professional Futurologist" badge now?

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    1. Re:All together now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Here's a citation for that quote. The Internet. On the edge of collapse since 1981.

    2. Re:All together now... by Megaweapon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh I'm sure it will last until this newfangled "Y2K" thing hits, I hear that will REALLY kill things.

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  7. He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by BaldGhoti · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those who didn't RTFA (like the editor), he was indeed predicting the end of the internet back in 2001. However, he was predicting that there were five years left. So he's been consistent on 2006.

    Not that he's, yanno, sane or anything, but at least he's consistent.

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    1. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      and I so hope he is right.

      there is such a huge boatload of crap out here that I hope that it get's to a point that the average human runs away from it.

      Because the Average Human is the cause of the problems of the Internet.

      Does the average human take care of their pc? NO.
      Does the Average human have the ability to not do something stupid like continue to foreward chain letters and hoaxes? NO.

      I can go on for days, but in the end it's the "average" users that cause all that is wrong with the internet. If they go away, things will settle back down to normal.

      I for one can not wait.

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    2. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by micromoog · · Score: 2, Interesting
      there is such a huge boatload of crap out here that I hope that it get's to a point that the average human runs away from it.

      How does this affect you at all? Presumably, you know where to find the stuff you like, so why does it matter that there are tons of highly commercial, fluff-filled sites out there?

    3. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by OwlofCreamCheese · · Score: 4, Insightful

      why not just make your own network now and only let people you deem worthy on it now. what? no one wants to be on your elitist network? pity....

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    4. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by dubl-u · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Because the Average Human is the cause of the problems of the Internet.

      The way I look at it, if the rest of us were really so superior, we would have build in advance technologies that an average human could use well.

    5. Re:He's not too terribly inconsistent though... by stoborrobots · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you mean like the idiots these people were replying to?

  8. But after the internet rapture... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...we all get fiber in heaven with no caps.

  9. Just me? by Strange_Attractor · · Score: 4, Funny
    When I read the title of this post, I thought it was referring to someone who'd taken as his alias the John Lovitz character from SNL:
    On Hershel, on Moishe, on Schlomo...

    Says Hannu K. Hari, eight days a year

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  10. Yeah and... by dfn5 · · Score: 2, Funny
    ... when Y2K hits the world will end... oh wait...

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  11. Already happened on a limited scale. by etymxris · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For example, I used to enjoy debates on newsgroups, but last I checked (several years ago), they were just full of trash. The topics I was interested in had been largely abandoned by those that were actually knowledgable in the fields due in great part to this.

    Another example is Yahoo message boards. Here we see what the lack of pretty much any moderation entails. Spam infested, crapflood infested, it's pretty difficult to get any meaningful discussion there.

    I think what will happen is that there will be heavier moderation and more stringent entrance requirements for various online forums. The Internet will still function, it just won't be as open as it once was.

    1. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by Benwick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. Newsgroups have been trashed. Once back around 1992 they were practically a gathering of experts all around the world (and the occasional fringe wacko); now they're nothing but spam and all discussion is by fringe wackos (who don't know how to tell spam, trolling, and flaming from real responses). So the *interpersonal* aspects of the Internet may be doomed. E-mail spam, IM spam, etc. threaten those technologies.

      But the Internet is a lot of different things. The use of the Internet as, effectively, a billboard, with controlled content (moderation, web editing, etc), is not really at risk. BBC News is not at risk, nor are most generally non-interactive websites.

      So much for the electronic frontier. Anarchy is always good until you have actual people involved.

    2. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by JavaLord · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think what will happen is that there will be heavier moderation and more stringent entrance requirements for various online forums. The Internet will still function, it just won't be as open as it once was.

      See, but that is the problem. With heavy moderation comes groupthink and censor of ideas that the group might not like. This is what was great about newsgroups 10 years ago when I first discovered them. There was no censorship, but the level of rubbish was fairly low. Today, like you mentioned it's mostly trash.

    3. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by Afrosheen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I totally agree. The internet is currently full of morons, spammers, and 14 year old kids with a big chip on their virtual shoulders. That forces those of us with something to say to invite-only IRC channels, strictly registered forums, etc. This hurts search engines because the true meat of info that we're sharing can't be catalogued.

      I hope that things go back to the BBS days. Back when people ran BBS's, you had to login, give the admin very personal information (including a working telephone number), and eventually the admin would call you. You'd TALK to the owner LIVE and he'd decide if you got on or not. If there was a problem, you might have spoken to him again, live.

      If I ever start a forum anywhere, I'm definitely doing things this way. It's more personal than shooting off emails.

    4. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by jfengel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      While I lament the death of Usenet as a tool, many of its purposes have been subsumed by the Web. Slashdot itself is a key example. For various software products company web boards have replaced the Usenet group.

      That's not just due to the the flamers there are also technological reasons. Usenet is a store-and-forward system; it's replicated all over the place (usually at your ISP). That was crucial when even the high-speed lines between service providers were 56kbps, but today you can go to a single site from anywhere and get decent response time. The distributed system made it slow and unreliable.

      Web sites also have the advantage over Usenet in that you can use a single tool that you already have to access it. You don't need to install special software. It's true that most Windows users already have Outlook, but wouldn't know how to configure it.

      I do lament the death of Usenet. There are many things it does better than the web sites do. Back in the day I could go to comp.lang.apl and confer with reliable experts on APL. And actually that's still true for some newsgroups, the obscurer the better. But at this point the death of Usenet is recursive: I don't go there because nobody else goes there. I'll sometimes use Google Groups to search it for answers to a question, but since I'm not posting to it nobody else gets to converse with me, and so they too gradually drop out.

      And it's too bad that I have to learn hundreds of different web-based message systems (with the corresponding array of logins to maintain) rather than the single point of entry to Usenet.

      Slashdot, and most other bulletin-board type systems, doesn't do the sort of long-term conversations that Usenet was good for. But people now go to other places for entertainment; conversation is out. It's much more passive and that's too bad. So it makes me sad that I don't even have a newsreader any more.

    5. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by gowen · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Once back around 1992 they were practically a gathering of experts all around the world (and the occasional fringe wacko); now they're nothing but spam and all discussion is by fringe wackos
      That's just crap. Very few of the groups I read are full of spam (the few that are are gatewayed mailing lists). And the technical ones are full of knowledgeable people: ask an F95 question on comp.lang.fortran if you don't believe me. They were really bad in the mid-90s, but now they're much, much better. I'd bet the average comp.os.unix contributor is way smarter than the average /.er.
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    6. Re:Already happened on a limited scale. by merikari · · Score: 3, Interesting
      That's just crap. Very few of the groups I read are full of spam (the few that are are gatewayed mailing lists). And the technical ones are full of knowledgeable people: ask an F95 question on comp.lang.fortran if you don't believe me. They were really bad in the mid-90s, but now they're much, much better.

      I agree. There are a lot more wackos on the lose, but most of them are happily trolling on millions of web-forums, chats, and whatnot. The average net user is less likely to find the Usenet nowadays and in most cases this is a very good thing.

      Usenet will not die away (just look at the statistics). There is spam, but it's a very small annoyance compared to e-mail spam.

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  12. has this guy never heard of adapting? by spacerodent · · Score: 5, Insightful

    does this guy seriously think people will just sit by and let this happen, even assumning it's possible? I think it's safe to say at the first sign of problems around 6 gillion nerds world wide would start working on fixes and sending them to anyone who might possibly give a damn. Given the number of users, even IF this is a problem, it could be solved quickly.

  13. Wrong by NardofDoom · · Score: 3, Interesting
    When the internet is no longer operational for business purposes, one has to time warp back 10 to 20 years and make do without information networks

    No, one has to create VPNs and block all access that doesn't come from the inside.

    Or you could use dedicated lines that have no connection to the Internet.

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  14. Predictions by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is this like the predication that we'd run out of IP addresses in the late 1990's. We all know that happened. Wait, no it didn't. Humans fixed the problem with private networks and NATing. In the process, they improved security and sanctity of their networks.

    It's a funny thing, networks. You see, since humans control them, they make changes and adjustments in response to the needs of the network. Thus the network grows, adapts, and becomes a more powerful entity.

    That being said, there are two things I wish I could exorcise from the net: Spam and viruses. These two creatures are responsible for more useless traffic than just about anything else. It would also be nice if protocols like GNUTella died or were fixed. The number of useless packets generated by such protocols is amazing.

  15. I'm sorry... by IANAAC · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I couldn't get past the first paragraph -

    Today the good professor warned that the fun bus could all come to a crashing halt in less than two years because of steady increases in everything that makes the Internet such a pain in the rear. Viruses, trojans, spam, and security flaws

    I suffer from none of those things. Never have. And I use both Linux and WinXP. A good portion of my friends, family and coworkers don't suffer either.

    1. Re:I'm sorry... by IANAAC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not saying I don't get spam. I do. But I know how to deal with it. I don't suffer from it.

  16. It doesn't matter until it affects the common man by wowbagger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Basically, this guy is saying that the Internet in its current form won't be around in five years.

    I have a saying: "It doesn't matter until it affects the common man - then it will get fixed." It does not matter what "it" is - as long as "it" only affects a small number of folks "it" won't get fixed.

    Look back at the old DOS days - when the 640K memory limit only affected high-end users, it didn't matter. When Joe Average started to bump his head, the problem was fixed (largely by the introduction of Windows enhanced mode). Look at spam - now that it affects just about everyone, moves are being made to fix it.

    Yes, in five years we the Internet as we know it today won't exist - open SMTP proxies won't be allowed to exist, users will have up-to-date virus protection and firewalls, etc.

    Guess what - the Internet as it existed five years ago doesn't exist, either!

  17. I agree with the article... by microTodd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I predict another five years for the Internet in its present form

    I agree absolutely. If I saw a glimpse today of the net in five years I probably wouldn't recognize it. It is a cosstantly evolving organism. In 1999 I wouldn't recognize the net today.

    Will it die? No, of course not. Games, porn, mail, chat, music, p2p, that's not going anywhere.

    Business? Will businesses need to re-address the way they do business? More security, VPNs maybe, perhaps even leaving the net for other Information Systems solutions? Perhaps. If I knew the answer I would be rich in 5 years.

    What the next big thing? Who knows. I never thought in 1999 that music downloads for money could be successful.

    --
    "You cannot find out which view is the right one by science in the ordinary sense." - C.S. Lewis on Intelligent Design
  18. Will it be That Long? by rueger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know that a lot of our clients and feiends are using e-mail less and less. They are finding that they are buried under a growing deluge of spam and virus laden messages, and are moving back to telephone calls, faxes, and even paper letters.

    We are lucky in having an ISP with superb and effective spam filtering, so only see a few dozen messages a day that fit that description.

    Likwise we're very vigilant about virus protection and use a firewall, so have thus far avoided any virus infection.

    Still, most casual users aren't at this level, and they are finding that the Internet is less useful than it used to be.

    I don't hink that the Internet will collapse, but I can see a time when we start seeing casual users abandon it as more trouble than it's worth.

    And just to throw in a very frigtening idea, what happens when one or more spammers successfully sue ISPs for blocking their mail? Even if it can't be done domestically, various international trade agreements may support such and action.

  19. Signal/Noise Ratio by 4of12 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, the public telephone network suffered from the problem of unsolicited bulk marketers calling people during dinner.

    It still survives. But it did have a few adjustments made to it.

    1. CallerIDs to screen calls.
    2. Answering machines to screen calls. Turning off the ringers to remove the sense of urgency that used to be ascribed to incoming phone calls.
    3. Legislation for donotcall.gov.
    4. Paying the telephone company more for unlisted landlines.
    5. Not giving out phone numbers to any entry point to the direct marketing industry databases.
    6. Moving to cell phones that are automatically unlisted.
    I guess I see the internet just evolving around the problems in multiple ways.

    I hate to say goodbye to anonymity in email that is abused by spammers because it has a special place for whistleblowers. But perhaps blog postings can still serve that purpose.

    --
    "Provided by the management for your protection."
  20. Sealab 2021 by j0nb0y · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Can anyone tell me what the Internet was and how it almost destroyed humankind in the year 2007?" - school teacher Debbie

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    If you had super powers, would you use them for good, or for awesome?
  21. Coming of age by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When people and programs automatically accept incoming messages only from signed correspondants who match their contact database, all the rest of the messages will be treated as spam. The Net will lose its youthful trust, and much of its optimism and openness to change, which will inhibit innovation and social growth. But it won't die. It will grow old, bitter and rich.

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  22. Cassandra Syndrome folks have been wrong before by Golias · · Score: 4, Insightful

    *cough*Mathus*cough*

    Just as a broken clock is right twice a day, eventually some doomsayer is going to be right, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say it won't be Dr. Kari, and it will not be in 2006.

    --

    Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

  23. Infected his thought process by chill · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is what happens when you use a Mac (Apple has been dying for years) with a BSD-dying-for-years-based OS and live in a country where it goes dark for months on end. It infects your thinking. You start watching film noir, dressing in black and predicting the death of everything from the Internet to your neighbor's dog.

    Lighten up already. If the Internet takes as long to die as either Apple or BSD, we're safe well into the next generation or two.

    -Charles

    --
    Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
  24. Bob Metcalfe also predicted this in 1997 or 1998 by TheCrig · · Score: 2, Informative

    And it didn't happen then, either.

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    -- Jim Crigler In 1937, I began, like Lazarus, the impossible return. -- Whittaker Chambers
  25. internet survived major san francisco earthquake by peter303 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Some of us were remembering the the M7 Loma Prieta quake exactly 15 years ago Monday. 10% of Stanford buildings were condemned, several freeways collapsed, but the InterNet went humming along. People used it send email when the phones were dead and exchange earthquake data. At that time the net was more concentrated in the US with root servers in D.C. and Silicon Valley.

  26. no longer for business purposes... by CmdrTostado · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... When the internet is no longer operational for business purposes, one has to time warp back 10 to 20 years and make do without information networks

    Perhaps the author remembers when the telephone and the postal mail services, both got so flooded with junk that all business quit using them, entirely, several years ago.

    I also remember them becoming flooded with junk, but I don't remember when business quit using them.

    And if the author does remember business quitting to use these services, what does he think we will return to ??? "giddyup, trigger" ???

  27. Sealab 2021 was right! by anakin876 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From Sealab 2021 Debbie: Now who can tell me what the internet was and how it almost destroyed the world in 2006?

  28. Internet nirvana was never a given by scotay · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Only the people who believed the internet was some kind of nirvana, where all the sins of mankind were going to be washed away by technology, are disappointed with the way things are going. The rest of us deal with the quirks and it still proves most useful. And businesses are the most locked in. Are we going to go back to modems and BBSs? Not if we want to stay in business. We will deal. The internet will deal. And mankind will remain unchanged in the face of technology.

  29. Doom 4? by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yes, this is the same Dr. Kari who has predicted doom before
    Ok, so when will Doom 4 be released?
  30. don't read the article by happyfrogcow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I won't read the article because I don't want to be liable for more rubbish pouring through the pipes of the Internet. I don't want to help him fulfill his prophesy.

    For once, we all at /. have a good reason to not RTFA.

  31. Not gonna happen by DeepDarkSky · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Obviously, the internet is made up of not only the hardware and the software and the data - it is also the people, and people are ultimately flexible and capable of adaptation to the situations that may arise. Just as the internet allows routing around failed nodes, so will people route around the noise.

    If you talk about pain, consider the withdrawal pain all of us will have to go through if the internet just wasn't available for all of our daily things anymore.

    An example of adaptability of things relating to human-ness influence - languages have generally changed over the ages, and has withstood the assault of abuse and misuse more or less intact. People are always worried that new coinage and usage of the language will corrupt the language to the point where it is no longer useful - this is far from the truth, and so it will be for the internet.

  32. Bollocks by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Internet will collapse, because there's too much crap floating around? I think there's a lot of crap floating around, but I don't get to notice much of it due to my software and usage patterns. I think this technique will continue to work for years to come.

    Ok, so maybe email is suffering from a spam overdose. This can be countered by fixing the protocols. It won't be RFC 821, but it will still be there in some form.

    As for www, as long as I don't go to crap sites, I don't see crap. Simple as such. Just because there are lots of crap sites doesn't mean there won't be any good ones. And frankly, I don't think the percentage of crap sites is that high (unless you're talking code quality).

    Argh, I'm not going to think up any more examples. It's a ridiculous claim, why am I even responding.

    --
    Please correct me if I got my facts wrong.
  33. The Internet is a Playground Without Supervision by cyngus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Internet is a playground with no dried up old teachers to tell us not to hang upside down on the monkey bars. But groups and structures based on groups mature just like individuals, only slower. As the Internet evolves it will become self-policing. As we can see already with moderated forums, the relevant information can be made to bubble to the top with some small effort of users of said information. It is in the self interest of all Internet users to make it a viable place to find and exchange information. We are all selfish, and I think we'll get what we want. The other advantage the Internet has is that there are a lot of smart people using it and smart people are even better at figuring out how to get what they want than the average Joe. Perhaps the Internet would have already "collapsed" in a useful sense were it not for Google and others. Where there's a will there's a way.

  34. Spam, Spyware etc.. by gilesjuk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well if Spam and Spyware continue to increase then the net experience will be affected for some.

    Thing is spyware can be avoided by ditching Windows and Spam is starting to being tackled with email system changes such as the one proposed by Yahoo.

    1. Re:Spam, Spyware etc.. by DrEldarion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What makes you think that once people migrate over to other platforms that spyware won't follow them?

      It may be even worse then, since they'll think "oh, hey, I can run anything I want now that I can't get spyware and viruses!"

  35. Kari's prediction on Television in the 60's by mekkab · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Television programming will become so bogged down with advertisements and pandering to the lowest common denominator that it will collapse under its own weight in bloat, and we will go back to the telegrammophone."

    --
    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
  36. Re:It doesn't matter until it affects the common m by farzadb82 · · Score: 3, Informative
    Actually, I would re-word what you just said to "It doesn't matter until it affects a person of power."

    Basically what I'm getting at is that it doesn't matter until someone in a position that has the power to force change is affected directly or indirectly.

    As with your example with DOS, more than high-end users were being affected. The competition work out alternatives to use extra memory (EMS memory anyone ?), and it wasn't until MS realized that they were going to loose to the competition that they came out with XMS and High Memory, etc. scheme from DOS 5 onwards.

    Windows Enhanced mode did not take effect for a long time. Lots of applications were still written and being written for DOS, even when Windows 3.1 was around. It wasn't until the release of Windows 95 that things began to change and people started to look towards Windows as a "real" application platform.

  37. The good doctor is wrong by TiggertheMad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The entire system will crumble to bits as the sheer bulk of rubbish circling around in the net exceeds the public pain threshold.

    The doctor is wrong for several reasons.

    First off, his premise is based off of nothing changing. The Internet behaves like an evolutionary biological system. Spammers send out spam, people build spam filters to lock out spam, and then the spammers improve spam to beat the filters. It mirrors a biological eveloutionary race. Unless one group eliminates the other entirely by an new improvement in strategy, this will go back and forth for a long time.

    Furhtermore, there is also a predator-prey model at work. As the predators(spam,viruses,spyware) become more prevalent, the 'weak' users will be weeded out. Actually, they will get fed up and abandon the meidum. The 'stronger' prey are more impervious to such nusances, and will just ignore them. As the easy prey decreeses, so does the profitiability of spammers, spyware, and vectors for virri. This will cause their numbers to drop, and allow a new batch of weak prey to enter the model.

    The netw will never 'crash' due to issues such as this, but it may experience rises and falls in popularity among the masses. The sky is not falling.

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    HA! I just wasted some of your bandwidth with a frivolous sig!
  38. Re: Usenet dead, email dead, google dead... by lahvak · · Score: 2, Funny

    that means that soon the only place to find any info will be slashdot...

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  39. IPv? by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ah, but will it die before or after implementing IPv6?

    If it's after, I think we can relax a bit longer. Hell, I'm sure Duke Nukem Forever is currently aimed at IPv6 networked play...

  40. Impending Apocalypse by Mysterian81 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here's a nice hypothetical question: What would you do if somehow you knew 24 hours in advance that the world as we know it, i.e. the internet, would collapse? Would you download the latest version of your favorite Linux programs, turn of the computer in quiet resignation, or would you nostalgically make your last few Slashdot posts? Think about it.