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GTA: San Andreas Leaked

Anonymous Coward cuts-and-pastes: "Less than a week after a pirated version of Halo 2 began appearing on the Web, another of the year's most sought after games has been stolen. Ironically, it also happens to be a game titled after a larcenous act itself. That's right. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas has become the latest victim of piracy, with illegal copies of the game, its manual, and its cover appearing on various Web sites." Update: 10/21 13:54 GMT by Z : Rockstar adds some details to what we know about the crime in a press release covered by CVG.

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  1. It's like a free ride when you've already paid. by garcia · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Downloading, possession and distribution of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, including making the game available on the internet, is theft." Then came this warning from the company: "We take the theft of our intellectual property very seriously and we are and will continue to diligently and aggressively pursue this matter."

    I take the virtual theft of guns, money, sex with hookers, cars, and other people's lives very seriously and I will continue to diligently and aggressively pursue this matter once I get my hands on the game.

    Yet another news article that continues the bombardment of the uninformed public trying to change the definition of words to fit their needs.

    1. Re:It's like a free ride when you've already paid. by (SM)+Spacemonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      The logic of "Think of the Children Types":

      GTA teaches our kids to steal, so our kids steal GTA, which teaches our kids to steal, so our kids steal GTA, which teaches our kids to steal... etc

      Quite obviously, this vicious cycle is Rockstar's fault.

    2. Re:It's like a free ride when you've already paid. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Funny

      I want to charge you with copy trespass, and by copy trespass I mean that you made me spit my coffee.

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    3. Re:It's like a free ride when you've already paid. by MyHair · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm pretty sure somebody used this copy before I downloaded it off of p2p.

    4. Re:It's like a free ride when you've already paid. by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hahah, the fools. I'm straight to the copyright office now to assert my rights over the boilerplate text that laywers use on their contracts and letters. Those bastards will have to pay me eveytime they say "without prejudice" now...oh the delicious, but not quite ironicness of it all.

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  2. need proof of this by ylikone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please post bittorrent links.... thanks!

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    1. Re:need proof of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  3. Whew by StevenHenderson · · Score: 3, Funny

    This will help with the supply shortage on the release date!

  4. What? by Heem · · Score: 3, Funny

    WHOA WHOA! You mean to tell me there is pirated software on the internet!?!? Next you'll be telling me I can download Music and Pornography.

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    1. Re:What? by Heem · · Score: 1, Funny

      No. I was just being sarcastic. There's no way you'd be able to download porn. I mean, Think of the Children!

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  5. Ohhh the irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    A game about robbing and stealing and wrackage and mayhem leaks out for everyone to steal. It is beautiful.

  6. Re:*sigh*.... by BondGamer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because the slashdot editors would like someone to post a bit torrent for them. They don't have enough time or friends to find the link.

  7. This is El Burro of the Rockstar Diablos. by AntonyBartlett · · Score: 5, Funny

    A thieving opportunist has stolen a van of my latest publication hot off the press! But that SPANKED-up idiot has left the rear doors open and now my, artistically violent, tastefully desctructive video game is being dropped all over the Internet. Persue that trail of illegal copies diligently and aggressively collecting evidence as you go. When you've followed the trail to that thieving SPANK-head, waste him.

  8. Please don't copy it. by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look, I know a guy who's working on it, a really decent man. He has a wife, a child, and another on the way. If you copy this instead of buying it, you're contributing to putting him out of a job just when he needs one the most.

    This isn't a theoretical issue. Rockstar aren't some faceless cartel. Please. Do the right thing this time.

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    1. Re:Please don't copy it. by wibald · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's right. Don't copy it. Buy a pirated copy from a street vender. After all, he has a family to support, too.

  9. Re:Ms. Pacman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ahhh, so you're the one who came up with ROT-13. You insidious devil, you... : p

  10. San Andreas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Alright, whose fault is this???

    nyuk nyuk...i kill me...

  11. Save your download time by chegosaurus · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's just Pacman with a bow.

  12. solution to grand theft auto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Buy a Hyundai. No self respecting car thief will be caught dead in one.

  13. it was me... by EnVisiCrypt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Grand Theft Auto made me do it.

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  14. mmm. . . websites. . . by BigDawgES · · Score: 2, Funny
    . . . appearing on various Web sites.

    Downloading warez from a
    • website
    ? What a quaint, antiquated idea!
    (That's so 1995.

    I'm sure a few communities still do it that way, but I think systems like IRC are the norm; harder to shut them down.
  15. Creative Inpiration by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 1, Funny

    Maybe this can serve as inspiration for a spineoff series.

    GTORRENT: INSIDE JOB

    You free roam around town looking for DVD-R bargains and pepper-spraying coders and stealing their code.

    You can walk into cyber-cafes and upload your stolen goods to one of the popular servers, and then with the money you saved you can buy some Doritos and Pepsi(PRODUCT PLACEMENT, w00t!), and maybe have enough left over to pay the eldery women not to kick your ass on the dangerous trek back to your dorm room on the bus.

  16. Re:What Next? by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1, Funny

    I completely agree that this wanton piracy is destroying industries left and right. But why stop with software pirates? Libraries cost book publishers billions of dollars each year. If you calculated every book that was ever borrowed from a library and multiplied that by the hard-cover price of the book, libraries have cost this country more jobs than any other institution or industry.

    Think of all the money that people would be spending on these books instead of just going to the library to pirate them. This is stealing money from hard working authors and publishers, and eventually, it's going to ruin them. I mean, how are publishers supposed to survive this scourge on their profits? Don't they deserve to get paid? And what about the authors? Why do you think people like Edgar Allan Poe died peniless and in the gutter? Obviously, if he had been paid royalties on all those pirated copies of his books, he would have had enough money to live, maybe even write more books! How many more works would Twain have written if people were't stealing food off his table by going to the library to pirate his books? This "Library thing" is killing book publishers! It's stifling creativity! It's ruining society a we know it. We need to advance society and start dismantling these dens of wanton piracy immediately! I call for the destruction of all libraries now!

    OK, now how is that argument substantively different from the argument that file sharing hurts music/software/movie sales? Just because file sharing is more convenient? Just because you don't have to "return" the software/book/movie after a few weeks? There have been libraries for thousands of years, and yet people still purcahse books, and authors can still write books and make money. Every time the BSA says that they are losing billions due to file sharing, just think of this argument.

    Information wants to be free!

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  17. Re:This Begs A Half-Life 2 Question by Jakhel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, in most cases you know it's FAKE.

    No one, not even a crackhead, would sell a rolex for $20. They would at least get $50

  18. Oh, there's no Bittorent link... by artemis67 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In order to steal the game, you have to beat up enough cops and hookers in your town, and run over a few pedestrians on your way to work, and then you will be approached by a mysterious stranger who will send you on a mission that will result in your getting a bootleg copy of GTA:SA.

  19. To steal or not to steal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yes I couldn't decide to "steal" it or not either, so I figured out what's going to make up my mind:

    If you can swim in this one, I'll buy it. If every time you touch the water, you bite the big one, and have to start a mission over where 50% of it is DRIVING ACROSS THE F-ING island to get to a bank where during the holdup, a glitch means my hostage won't follow me, and then I have to restart the game and watch every splash screen through a painfully slow load; then I'll steal it.

    Problem solved.

  20. I prefer educational titles... by Rorschach1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've spent the last two days solid in French language immersion on my XBox.

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  21. they asked for it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A game that encourages theft and hurting others. And yet, when someone actually steals their game and hurts their profit, they cry for better morals.