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Green Plants for Mars Mission

An anonymous reader writes "NASA doesn't keep back that they are going to send a human expedition to Mars in a couple of decades. One of the obstacles for the longstanding 35-million-mile voyage is a food production. NASA researchers have focused on 20 plant species that NASA believes could be grown during a flight to Mars and after landing on the fourth planet from the Sun. By far not all of them are suitable for space expedition."

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  1. Canabis could be ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    a good candidate for the mission. I guess travaling that far can be boring .

    1. Re:Canabis could be ... by halo8 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Smoking Dope in space..

      wow man... far out.. i dunno wouldnt that be like some sorta universe colapsing quantom pardox man? being spaced out IN space?

      Like.. youd be all like... "Wow man it feels like im floating in space" and then.. and then.. OMG you ARE floating space.. that would be soo cool.. like.. up until the whole universe imploding thing.

      far out man.
      Im hungry just thinking about it.

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    2. Re:Canabis could be ... by Signal_Noise · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know, being stoned doesn't make you stupid. It just makes it more obvious.

  2. laughing plants by GrAfFiT · · Score: 1, Funny

    "potential problems based on the byproducts they gave off"
    ..does making people laugh makes a problem ?

  3. Spam spam spam spam! by shawnywany · · Score: 3, Funny

    Spam... Comes in a small can, and tastes great. As a good long-term food source, it's great--just ask me. The poor university student. :(

    1. Re:Spam spam spam spam! by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Everyone knows that, in space, revenge is a good meal. And serving it cold will save on power consumption too!

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  4. Food Source by cyber_rigger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why can't we just eat at the Starbucks that will be there by the time we get there.

    1. Re:Food Source by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your right, it would be like NASA to buy a 7 dollar cup of coffee.

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    2. Re:Food Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Hahaha, I hope you order your "drink" with extra gay you fucking faggot!

    3. Re:Food Source by JollyFinn · · Score: 3, Funny

      What is this starbucks everyone seems to be talking about, restaurant? Coffeeshop?
      I'm from Finland, I think I've never seen one.

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  5. Why not just put them in stasis?... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...it worked in 2001

  6. Re:Efficient? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    It seems to me that taking the lamps, dirt, and space needed for the plants to grow would be less efficient than simply filling the space with canned food.

    But if you don't eat your greens you won't get any pudding. And who would spend years in space without pudding?

  7. I can see it now... by ardustry · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...fifty years from now, we find that the only plants that would grow on Mars are ragweed and poison ivy.

  8. Re:Amsterdam? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

    About the time I stopped smoking, pot had gotten a lot more powerful, and the kids were calling it "chronic" or "polio". Has it gotten powerful enough to call it "suspended animation"?

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  9. Re: summary=story by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    > wow that is such a fluff piece, it says that the actual information will be released later on, it doesn't mention the species of plants looked at

    They don't want to scare off tommorow's potential astronauts with a long list of vegetables.

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  10. Re:I wonder... by deglr6328 · · Score: 2, Funny

    lander door opens and astronaut steps out....faint sounds of Bob Marley playing....

    "that's one small ste...oh dude it's like so RED out here!! And the sky.. is like... totally pink man! Houston, I'm like, so tripping right now!"

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  11. Plants that failed by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 4, Funny
    • Palm tree: No palmtree-sized spaceships available yet. Adding 10 foot high skylight to craft inadvisable.
    • Marijuana: Used up before launch by ground crew, causing crew to riot.
    • Sugar cane: Last sugar rush of crewman Johnson cost us 3 million USD.
    • Juniper berries: Crewman Richards managed to build a distillery out of a first aid kit, never mind what he can do with a spaceship.
    • Experimental mold: Last batch got killed by the maid.
    • Experimental mold mk2: Last batch killed the maid.
    • Money trees: Waged war with Financing, lost the money trees.
  12. Being stoned is pretty boring too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Besides, where would they put the 2 tonnes of Cheetos required for the trip?

  13. Nah, NASA would buy... by lxt · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...a 1 cent coffee, and a $6.99 paper cup :)

    1. Re:Nah, NASA would buy... by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't try skimping on the cup and drinking straight from the tap. Trust me on this.

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  14. Re:Where's the device that speeds and slows the by lcsjk · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're right! Brownies don't give off much smoke. They keep going out!

  15. Martha Stewart by shubert1966 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The list posted above cannot possibly be correct. Maybe they should get Martha Stewart on this one. She's good with recipes and used to living in confined spaces.

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  16. Re:the list by benna · · Score: 2, Funny

    and great insight as well.

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  17. Re:the list by kmb · · Score: 2, Funny

    No cocoa beans? I'm not going...
    Catnip? My cat probably will.

  18. a vision by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 2, Funny

    "By far not all of them are suitable for space expedition."

    I have a vision of a potted tomato plant strapped to the centrifuge chair...

  19. Re:Closed System test run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    From what I recall (the Wikipedia article doesn't seem to mention this), The project was either a great failure or a great success, depending on how you look at it. It was a great success, because life thrived in it. The failure was in the fact that the system wasn't balanced very well, and the lifeforms that thrived were the likes of cockcroaches; not the humans that were intended to do scientific experiments there.

    Biosphere 1 is sometimes considered a failure for much the same reasons.

  20. Re:the list by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 2, Funny

    Spider plant is a heavy breather.

    Now I know who's been making those phone calls.

  21. Funny? by JollyFinn · · Score: 2, Funny

    I didn't really know. 2ndly. When I afterwards, went to their website they only had locations in 33 countries. [Out of over hundred of countries, so NO in most countries people haven't seen a starbucks.]
    And I simply made a guess based on what I've heard in slashdot, so what kind of shops they actually are. [They atleast give coffee based on their website, but do they really sell food too?]
    There is perhaps a reason why there is no starbucks in Finland. We have VERY strong coffee brands, in Finland, and every hosehold has coffee machine, where people make their own coffee.

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