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NASA Considering Early Retirement of Shuttle Program

Posted by michael on from the out-to-pasture dept.

Rei writes "While publicly assuring the public that it has no plans to do so, leaks have indicated that NASA has been quietly investigating plans to get rid of the Space Shuttle as soon as possible, and finish the International Space Station with disposable rockets, even as NASA works on achieving Return to Flight in 2005."

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  1. Saturn Vs, Please? by Simon+G+Best · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aren't Saturn Vs just magnificent? They're magnificent! I reckon it's time for them to make a come-back. Please?

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    1. Re:Saturn Vs, Please? by Alien+Being · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Saturn V was the John Holmes of rockets.

    2. Re:Saturn Vs, Please? by wikdwarlock · · Score: 3, Funny

      You forget, perhaps, that this is, indeed, rocket science.

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    3. Re:Saturn Vs, Please? by vsprintf · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Saturn V was the John Holmes of rockets.

      The Saturn V died from AIDS? I thought it died from lack of aids from NASA.

  2. Why not just.... by elid · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...outsource it to India? :-)

  3. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which part of the Apollo program was reusable, exactly? The astronauts? That doesn't count.

  4. Not really news by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Funny

    They've been constantly considering the viability of the Shuttle program since it began in the 70s, and it's always been under the threat of having the plug pulled at any moment.

    I don't know why it's so "hip" to hate the shuttle program around here. If you look past the cost, the shuttles are pretty damned cool, and have a better safety record than any commercial passenger jet.

    It's just so sci-fi. The shuttles are honest-to-god spaceships, everything else is just strapping a tin can onto a big bottle rocket.

    They just needed to shoot lasers and have a socket to mount an R2 utility droid and they'd be teh coolest EVAR!!!1!1!!!

    I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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    1. Re:Not really news by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

      I still don't care. The space shuttle is cool as hell. Way cooler than anything you have in your house.

      I mean, really, it has a GIANT ROBOT ARM sticking out the back of it. How friggen Star Wars is that? Do the Soyuz capsules have GIANT ROBOT ARMS? No. They barely even have windows.

      Here we are, with a fleet of space ships with GIANT FUCKING ROBOT ARMS STICKING OUT THE BACK OF THEM, and all these so called "geeks" on slashdot can't do anything but bitch about it and moan how much they'd rather see the type of boring-ass rockets that you'd see in 1950's sci fi films.

      And I can only conclude, you aren't geeks, you're a bunch of poseurs. If high prices negate the "coolness" of technology, why the hell do you all get erections every time you see an iPod?

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    2. Re:Not really news by meringuoid · · Score: 3, Funny
      boring-ass rockets that you'd see in 1950's sci fi films

      Hey! I resent that! 1950s sci-fi rockets had a chequered band around the middle! A CHEQUERED BAND! Is there a chequered bit around anywhere on the Shuttle? No. A nice two-tone design with the heat tiles, I'll give you that, but no cool-looking chequered bit. Dan Dare wouldn't go up in a Shuttle if you had him at gunpoint. Hell, if you get Dan Dare at gunpoint you're the villain anyway and you're going to get a kicking but that's beside the point. Any cool rocket needs a chequered bit, robot arms come a distant second.

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  5. Re:I would hope they are at least "investigating" by KyleJacobson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well at least we landed on the moon... I dont care what proof others have of it, IM NOT LISTENING!!! *plugs ears and yells loudly while running in circles*

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  6. Kaboom! by 1019 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "..and finish the International Space Station with disposable rockets ..."

    I thought this meant destroying the station with rockets, which I thought would be sort of moving backwards. After RTFM, it all became clear.

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  7. Getting rid of them... ? by kkovach · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll take one!

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  8. Re:YOU STFU by khallow · · Score: 2, Funny
    I mean really, who comes up with this shit...space elevator, so we can fucking crawl our way into space like children.

    Yes! Clearly the superior way is to get into space by flapping our arms really fast.