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U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft Resigns

andyring writes "In a move that will undoubtedly make many /. readers jump for joy (although perhaps not myself), Attorney General John Ashcroft announced he will resign, according to multiple news sources. While many here dislike him, others have more favorable opinions of him. He became the point man on the USA Patriot Act, which typically ignites harsh opinions on both sides of the aisle." Reader cnsc1rtr , referring to the AP's version of the story, writes "He gave Bush a five-page, handwritten letter in which he stated, 'The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.'"

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  1. SAFE! by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 5, Funny

    'The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.'

    That is the BEST NEWS EVER! How come he didn't tell us about this before?

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    1. Re:SAFE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, they left out the first bit:
      "With my resignation the objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved."

    2. Re:SAFE! by Auckerman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      'The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.'

      This is and example of one thing the Bush administration understands, how to kill discussions. The trick is to say something so outlandish and WRONG that everyone who pays attention will know as wrong and the discussion dies there, while at the the same time, the less observant get the desired impression. The fun part is, if you have a valid argument that is even remotely related (rational or emotional level) against the individual, a lot of people will dismiss you without hearing you thinking 1. you are on the same level as them (that's just how politicians are) or 2. you're a conspiracy nut. (he's just reading too much into this political nonsense).

      Really impressive use of the media if you ask me. If you say enough factually wrong soundbites, people will dismis you AND the people who are after you. Those who don't dismis you will think you are amazing.

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    3. Re:SAFE! by g3head · · Score: 5, Funny
      'The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.'

      That is the BEST NEWS EVER! How come he didn't tell us about this before?

      well, he's just now resigning....

    4. Re:SAFE! by The_Rook · · Score: 5, Insightful

      not to be a killjoy, but has it occurred to anyone that ashcroft is resigning as attorney general so as to prepare himself for a nomination to the supreme court?

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    5. Re:SAFE! by NaDrew · · Score: 5, Informative
      If you say enough factually wrong soundbites, people will dismis you AND the people who are after you. Those who don't dismis you will think you are amazing.
      It's called The Big Lie and it's a technique with quite a lot of history.
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    6. Re:SAFE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Anyone else notice the boob is back in plain view at the Justice department?

    7. Re:SAFE! by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bush and his handlers are the masters of doublethink.

      Maybe his handlers are masters of doublethink, but Bush himself is master of nothink, and that's why his handlers picked him.

  2. Today Ashcroft by rbochan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tomorrow Cheney!

    oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please

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    1. Re:Today Ashcroft by superpulpsicle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not to be mean.... On one hand I want Bush to leave.

      On the other hand, I want to see Bush-voters who cheered "4 more years" to suffer financial & economical devastation. Nothing against you, but if you wanted a president who has more involvement in Iraq than your own country, you mind as well turn in your U.S. citizenship. Before you mod me down to -100, I am just fighting for the U.S middle class.

    2. Re:Today Ashcroft by deanj · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So says a fellow using the words "Go back to jesusland, redneck", showing exactly how seriously his opinion should be weighed.

  3. does that mean... by ZiakII · · Score: 5, Funny

    does that mean i can take off my tinfoil hat?

  4. He's encouraging criminals. by readpunk · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm going to commit crimes just to spite him.

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    1. Re:He's encouraging criminals. by Ba3r · · Score: 5, Funny

      kazaa loading.....
      eDonkey loading...
      bitTorrent whirring...
      cds ripping...
      dvds burning...
      firefox running... oh wait, a couple months too early to call that illegal

    2. Re:He's encouraging criminals. by 808140 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shhh. Everyone knows AIDS is a disease only faggots get. Didn't you get the memo?

      Good, god-fearing Americans abstain from casual sex. That's why information regarding birth control and condoms doesn't need to be taught in school.

      Yes, my friend, faggot-sex will be the end of America as we know it. Luckily, George Bush has a plan to save the butt pirates. Through love, Jesus Christ, and make-you-straight boot-camp, we will teach these homos to do what's right for America, Jesus, and themselves.

      Or we'll kill them, I guess. That works too. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go watch NASCAR.

  5. We Won! by dasheiff · · Score: 5, Funny

    'The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.'

    Yey we won! Now we can pull out of Iraq. No more airport security lines. I just hope W. can read script.

    1. Re:We Won! by Elizabeth007 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Hey, wait just a damned second here.

      I voted for that Bush guy because we weren't safe, and less than two weeks later we are?

      That was sarcasm. I swear.

  6. Mission Accomplished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
    > 'The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.'

    At what cost?

  7. Will Bush appoint a more conservative replacement? by mind21_98 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is it possible that Bush will appoint a more conservative replacement for Ashcroft? That's been the danger, especially since up to four Supreme Court positions may open up this term. How would a more conservative Attorney General affect the US?

  8. Re:Will Bush appoint a more conservative replaceme by darnok · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hear there's a former Iraqi Information Minister who's still looking for a job.

  9. Horray! Now he'll be free for his true passion... by Disperz · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one can't wait for his music career to jump off!
    "LET THE EAGLE SOAR, LIKE SHE'S NEVER SOARN BEFORE!"
    http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/a shcroft.si ngs.wbtv.med.html

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  10. Self-fulfilling prophecy by jinxidoru · · Score: 5, Funny

    'The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.'

    Am I correct in assuming that his resignation is what is bringing this achievement to pass?

  11. As well as secure us from sex, drugs and P2P by isolation · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Thank God. I wish Ashcroft could read this.

    I am a Christain and a Conservative and I am glad to see him gone. His record on states rights vs federal law proves that the current administration cares nothing about the will of the people and only about the power of Federal law. I dont want the state coming in and telling me what I can and can't put in to my body or who I can have sex with. I could just see this guy dragging homosexuals in if the amendment had passed. I dont want the state to come in to my marrage or a gay marrage anymore than I want the state to come in to my relationship with God.

    This guy got his rocks off dragging people in to court over matters that should never have been law in the first place.

    See you around John.....

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  12. Re:And now Bush has his first Nominee by stinerman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't you dare joke about things like that.

  13. LOL by John+Seminal · · Score: 5, Funny
    He gave Bush a five-page, handwritten letter in which he stated, 'The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.

    And Bush had to have someone read it to him.

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  14. A good thing by ravenspear · · Score: 5, Funny

    The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.

    Does that mean the Patriot Act can be repealed now?

  15. We're saved! by mcmonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful
    'The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.'

    So they figured out how anthrax from US Army labs was mailed to various members of congress and media outlets, and captured those responsible?

    Oh...they haven't done that, eh?

    Well, at least gays can't marry.

  16. Re:Ashcroft wasn't so bad by John+Seminal · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You know, when you look back Ashcroft wasn't so bad. He turned the FBI around and changed its mission radically.

    Yeah, he did change the FBI. They no longer need search warrents, and they have no respect of our civil liberties. If you ask me, he damaged the USA. We were a more free people before he came to power. And don't forget, Ashcroft was the guy who lost his senate seat because the people of his state elected a dead guy rather than have 6 more years of him.

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  17. Re:Today Ashcroft...Tomorrow Justice Ashcroft by Dante333 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Your thinking short term. Now that he isn't a AG, he can be a SCJ.

  18. What a day! by The+Hobo · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) Firefox 1.0 Released
    2) Halo 2 Released
    3) John Ashcroft Resigns
    4).... Profit!!!

    What a day it's been!

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  19. Re:And now Bush has his first Nominee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Umm, shouldn't a Supreme Court justice actually have spent some time being a judge? Seems unlikely you'd be able to ram a prosecutor through...Asscroft has no qualifications for the job other than being a religious right wackjob.

  20. Hey does this mean... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...That I get to see lady Justice's boobie again?

    That may be worth a trip to D.C. for that alone!

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  21. Re:Ashcroft by danheskett · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's not trendy to dissent on the Patriot Act around here, but probably a solid 90% of the bill accomplished SORELY needed reforms.

    There were literally hundreds of pathetic attempts to seperate government agencies for a no good reason.

    The rest of the bill that you hear so much about is what really burns most civil libertarians.

    Everyone should be asked to read the whole act at least once in their lives. Most people would be surprised how much stuff the government *couldn't* do that just made sense before hand.

  22. Re:Good Riddance by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You are most certainly wrong. I'm not even sure if Palmer was the worst one. With all due (dis)respect to Mr Ashcroft, nothing even remotely like Palmer Raids happened during his tenure. Palmer was the key factor behind the 1917 and 1918 "Espionage Act" and "Sedition Act", comparing to which Patriot Act is a teddy bear. According to this law, an elected member of Congress was refused a seat because of his pacifist views - and sentenced to 20 years of prison just because he didn't believe that America should join the slaughter of World War I (more on Victor Berger you can find here. The Palmer Raids themselves rendered the question of American "constitutional rights" simply irrelevant - it appeared there were none of them. To quote Wikipedia:

    Starting on November 7, 1919, Palmer's men smashed union offices and the headquarters of Communist and Socialist organizations without warrants, concentrating on foreigners. They arrested over 10,000 people (...) In January, 1920, another 6,000 were arrested, mostly members of the anarcho-syndicalist union Industrial Workers of the World. During one of the raids, more than 4,000 Communists were rounded up in a single night. All foreign aliens caught were deported.

    The public reaction to these raids was favorable, stirring up a storm of anti-communist sentiment. In a murder eerily similar to the lynching of Germans during World War I, a group of young men in Centralia, Washington hanged a radical from a railway bridge. The coroner's report stated that the communist "jumped off with a rope around his neck and then shot himself full of holes." For most of 1919, the public seemed to side with Palmer.


    I don't want to defend Bush & Ashcroft, but it's simply naive to see them as "the worst that happened". No, it's not the worst in American history. When you look on the whole American history it turns out that only the post-WWII period really resembles contemporary understanding of constitutional democracy (and even then there were authoritarian hiccups of McCarthyism or Watergate).

  23. Successor? by cnsc1rtr · · Score: 5, Informative
    from The Yahoo News/AP story:
    Speculation about a successor to Ashcroft has centered on his former deputy, Larry Thompson, who recently took a job as general counsel at PepsiCo. If appointed, Thompson would be the nation's first black attorney general. Others prominently mentioned include Bush's 2004 campaign chairman, former Montana Gov. Marc Racicot, and White House general counsel Alberto Gonzales.
    [...]
    Washington continued to buzz with speculation about the futures of Secretary of State Colin Powell and Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld.
    [...]
    Condoleezza Rice, the president's national security adviser, is considered a possible successor for either Rumsfeld or Powell. She has let it be known that she does not want to remain in her current role in the second term, and officials say her path is up or out. Rice said a year ago she wasn't interested in getting enmeshed in the bureaucracy at the State Department, but aides don't rule that out now, particularly with prospects for change in the Middle East.

  24. 5 page letter? by danielacroft · · Score: 5, Funny

    "He gave Bush a five-page, handwritten letter in which he stated, 'The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.'"

    I hope he attached an audio book version to the letter.

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    1. Re:5 page letter? by eclectro · · Score: 5, Funny


      Actually it's five pages because he had to use a crayon.

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  25. Re:Ashcroft wasn't so bad by Catbeller · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Reno let the rabid dogs have a special prosecutor, who spent seventy millions bucks to mount an impeachment fishing expedition. What else would you want?? JEEZ.

    And it all came up empty.

    Now Aschroft? Snatched defeat from the claws of victory, and completely let Microsoft walk after it was convicted, fried, toasted by the Reno Justice Department. Dragged his heels on the Enron investigation -- helped Bush run interference as the billions were stolen. Slow-walked the Valerie Plame treason investigation past the election. Didn't investigate massive election interference in both 2000 and now 2004. Let the Pubs walk on using Homeland Security apparatus to interfere in the Texas redistricting. Won't instruct Bush to comply with the Supreme Court's stunning orders to let the concentration camp prisoners have access to a fair trial - they are ignoring the law of the land and performing show trials. He rammed the Patriot act into law, effectively repealing at least three ammendments in the Bill of Rights.

    And the FBI was gutted by Freeh, the Clinton appointee who turned for the impeachment elves and committed 50 full time agents to investigating Clinton's sex lives while Al Queda was moving into position. Freeh "reformed" the FBI by eliminating an entire middle level of analysts, and "streamlining" the flow of information from below into the executive offices - ie, him. The warning from field agents were ignored because experienced analysts no longer existed to read the damned reports.

    The FBI was "changed around" by Freeh. I doubt much that Ashcroft did didley to restore the analysts back to duty. Waht Bush/Ashcroft are doing, really, is to make every information asset we have responsible to and report to the executive, ie Bush. Not only do we not have the middle level of analysts back, we instead have a pack of political true-believers distilling info for the President's consumption. It's a wreck.

    His resignation was rumored for over a year. no surprise. However, his replacement will be much worse.

  26. I not a religious man, but... by the_mushroom_king · · Score: 5, Funny

    Halle-FUCKING-lujah!!

  27. Stalking horse by daveo0331 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's unlikely that Ashcroft would make it onto the Supreme Court, but Bush might use him as a stalking horse. Nominate him, watch the country go crazy, watch the Democrats use up all their time and political capital fighting off Ashcroft... then when everyone is worn out from blocking the Ashcroft nomination, Bush appoints a relative unknown who turns out to be as bad or worse.

    The Democrats need to watch out for this, and keep up the resistance against anyone on the right wing that Bush tries to put on the Court. We still have 45 seats in the Senate, that's enough for a filibuster. The ability to filibuster is there for a reason -- to stop a President and 51 Senators (or in this case 55) from the same party from putting an extremist on the Supreme Court. The Democrats need to make sure Bush comes up with nominees that are at lease somewhat moderate.

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    1. Re:Stalking horse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ashcroft may have suppored the USAPA, but he didn't enact it.

      Again, HE WROTE IT.

      Over 90% of the words in the act are directly from his office and most of that directly from his hand.

      Yeah, he also "supported it" by scaremongering congress into enacting it without even reading it.

      In any rational examination that makes him PRIMARILY responsible. All the others are just contributory infringers. They may have abrogated their power to him, but he did not turn it down and still brags of his actions today.

    2. Re:Stalking horse by Rei · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Wait, are you going to pretend that he *hasn't* been one of the most "activist" attorney generals in recent history? From trying to overturn Oregon's ballot-initiative-created assisted suicide law, to doing the same sort of thing with California's medical marijuana law, to dredging up an obscure 1872 law to bring a case against a nonviolent greenpeace protest 15 months after the fact, to coming up with the "secret detention/secret trials" nonsense, to pretending to be the Supreme Court in declaring that the justice department has no authority over most cases of gun control regulation due to the second amendment, to *drafting*, using USDOJ resources the USA-PATRIOT Act, and then using government funds to go on a *cross-country tour* to promote it?

      He's not just a postmodern bureaucrat. He's a bloody nihilist.

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  28. Re:*more* conservative? by bladernr · · Score: 5, Funny
    Listen to Savage Nation once in a while (for as long as you can stand it) to find someone you can really label 'radical.'

    Want a Democratic majority in this country? Make all Republicans listen to Mike Savage for a solid 4 hours. 90% of Republicans would think "THIS GUY is on my side?" and switch sides.

    (No I'm not kidding. How many Republicans really agree with those talk-radio whack-jobs?)

    Of course, I could also make 90% of Democrats become Republicans by making them listen to Air America for a day. You think the ring-wing guys are paraniod tin-foil hatters? Listen to Air America for a while.

    That's the beautiful thing about American politics: I can choose either major party and be guaranteed to be in horrible company.

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  29. Re:your own link disagrees with you by Fnkmaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And literally "liberal" means "1. not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry; 2. Favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded".

    Now try to imagine the type of person that reads that definition and says "nope, that's not me at all", or even worse, thinks that word should be used as an insult. And you get an inkling of what's wrong with America.

  30. On the contrary... by Onan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The compartmentalization of agencies was most certainly not for no good reason. It was to make law enforcement less effective, which was a good and important goal of our governmental design.

    The thing that Mr. Ashcroft and the rest of the executive branch have forgotten is that we need to be at least as suspicious and limiting of our government as of the people from whom our government is supposedly protecting us. Instead, the executive branch has taken the absurd view that their enemies are "Evil", and thus that their own actions are--definitionally--Good.

    This is a dangerous premise. History has taught us that governments very reliably stray from Good. Every single act undertaken by a government must be carefully evaluated with questions like, "Does this make us the bad guys? Is this worse than what we're trying to solve?" And even after such questions have been asked, we need to still assume that they've been answered incorrectly, and place harsh limitations on the fundamental things a government can do.

    This is the origin of bans on interdepartmental cooperation, statutes of limitation, limitations on search and siezure, the specificity of of search warrants, and so on. After all, if your government were always the good guys, you wouldn't need any such protections, right?

  31. Re:Misson Accomplished!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's see now:

    On the one hand, an AP report by someone who did the research, tracked the documentation, talked to the people most directly involved,

    VERSUS

    A /. submission that he said that he heard over dinner from his friend that HE heard...

    WHO DO I BELIEVE? PLEASE, GOD HELP ME, WHO DO I BELIEVE?

  32. Re:This whole article should stop now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Godwin is watching.

    Yeah, he can be a real thread Nazi.

    Oops, here come the Godwin Nazis to shutt me up.

    Oops. Here come the Spelling Nazis to correct me error above.

    Oops. Here come the Grammar Nazis to correct the error following the last error.

    Oops. Here come the joke Nazis to say i should have stopped after the first line.

    Oops. Here come the /. Nazis to say this would be much funnier if it had a 1)? 2)? 3)Profit! in it somewhere.

    Oops. Here... I give up. Call me France. I surrender.