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Outsourcing To Rural America

An anonymous reader writes "News.com is running a story about Rural Sourcing, a company attempting to make outsourcing to rural America as cost effective as sending jobs to India."

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  1. The Difference by techsoldaten · · Score: 5, Funny

    The difference between offshoring to India and insourcing to rural areas?

    Indians speak better English.

    M

    1. Re:The Difference by Craptastic+Weasel · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually some of the software they will be supporting is already in beta.

      Ok thats a little harsh, but hey it's friday, and I have got karma to burn, baby.

    2. Re:The Difference by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Having lived in Tennessee and Alabama for several years at a time, I must say this post is not funny. It's informative. There were people there that I simply could not understand, even after asking them to repeat themselves 5 times.

    3. Re:The Difference by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Having lived in Tennessee and Alabama for several years at a time, I must say this post is not funny. It's informative. There were people there that I simply could not understand, even after asking them to repeat themselves 5 times."

      Well, in our defense...our schools are a bit remiss in not teaching ebonics...and it does make it hard for us to talk to some of you NE urbanites...

      :-)

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  2. Uhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    So rather than "Tank you vor calling Cisco, dis is Singh, how may I help you?" I'll hear "Thanks fer callin' Cis-coe, this is Billy-Joe Jim-Bob, what's yer malfunction?"

    It's a joke, lighten up.

    1. Re:Uhhh... by Abm0raz · · Score: 3, Funny

      As a Pennsylvania resident, I resemble that remark. We're sick of yins jaggovs talkin' poop about us, n'at. Yins need taught a lesson.

      Now I'm headin' dahntahn to da sowside. Gonna pound sum Ahrns and watch Cow-er and Da Stillers whup sum more arse this weekend.

      -Ab

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  3. Good For America! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hurray! As part of the Bush initiative to grow the job market in America, skilled, college educated professionals can now make as much money as their counterparts in third-world countries!

    America - I love this place!

  4. Oh great by prostoalex · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can stop worrying about my job going to India and start worrying about my job going to Indiana.

  5. Wahoo! by DaHat · · Score: 5, Funny

    South Dakota gladly welcomes it's new in-sourcing overlords!

    One hopes this expands my job prospects here... not that it matters too much, I love my job.

  6. Rural America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    For those of you unfamiliar with America's urban population densities, here's a map of the areas they are discussing. The rural areas are marked in Green and labeled "Jesusland".

  7. Modern Techies Cut Off From Cycle Of Life by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Funny

    it will be good news for American techies-at least the ones in rural communities and those willing to move there

    But will they be able to survive without pizza deliveries?

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    1. Re:Modern Techies Cut Off From Cycle Of Life by CommanderData · · Score: 4, Funny

      But will they be able to survive without pizza deliveries?

      No, they will not. But of course that means there will be even more rural jobs, as thousands of pizza delivery people migrate from NYC to service the IT boomtowns of the south :)

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    2. Re:Modern Techies Cut Off From Cycle Of Life by pilgrim23 · · Score: 5, Funny

      120 miles to Starbucks, 210 miles to Frys. Your neighbor in the cubicle next door keeps grousing about Sorgum Prices (whatever that is) and their dating prospects at the next Grange dance. The big local news is the John Deere dealership is expanding, and Billy Joe Bob's sister (yeah the one with THOSE teeth) is makin moon eyes at you when she visits at lunch. Makes me want to point my pickup truck towards Cupertino and GET OUT OF THERE!

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  8. The other kinds of Indians by tepples · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why contract with South Asians when you can contract with businesses run by good old American Indians? I'm sure somebody on the reservation could help you admin your Apache server.

    1. Re:The other kinds of Indians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      tepples: I'll trade you 30 beads and a pouch of tobacco for the services of your most experienced PHP warrior.

      Chief: hmmm ... let us celebrate our alliance with smoking of peace pipe.

    2. Re:The other kinds of Indians by PenchantToLurk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh dear. Out-house-sourcing.

    3. Re:The other kinds of Indians by ahodgson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hell yeah. I want the land those damned Saxons stole from my Briton ancestors. Although, I'm torn, because I also want the land my Viking ancestors stole from everyone else and then lost again. It's so confusing.

  9. WHITE IS RIGHT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The end of the article:

    If White is right, it will be good news for American techies-at least the ones in rural communities and those willing to move there.

    If White is right? Interesting choice of words for an article about rural sourcing vs india. ;)

  10. Send em to Ohio by randomErr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Send those jobs to Toledo. Our government is into massive deficit spending.

    We need work!!!!!!!!!!

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  11. New call-center hold music. by Kenja · · Score: 3, Funny
    Some folks'lll never eat a skunk
    But then again, some folks'll
    Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel

    Most folks'll never lose a toe
    But then again, some folks'll
    Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel

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  12. Ob Troll by mcmonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe it wasn't a good idea to do this with that ballot-counting contract...

    I keed!

  13. Wow by robyannetta · · Score: 2, Funny
    An actual attempt to keep jobs in America. Oh shit, chest pain...!!

    &$#%^% NO CARRIER

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    - Just my $0.02, take with a grain of salt, your mileage may vary.
  14. Could be a good idea by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've considered opening a call center in my hometown in Indiana on a number of occassions. It just makes more sense than sending the jobs to India.

  15. Something tells me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They must have rural sourced that website, with its obviously dithered gifs, imagemaps, and lame stock photography.

  16. Re:What's better? by hunterx11 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I believe you mean "tech support what don't speak English."

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    English is easier said than done.
  17. Another two cents... by robyannetta · · Score: 2, Funny

    What would Brian Boitano do?

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    - Just my $0.02, take with a grain of salt, your mileage may vary.
  18. Re:Count me in. by SiW · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's a reason why the population is declining in rural areas -- people move out as a) its boring as hell and b) there's no jobs there.

    Yeah, but the crank is great!

  19. Re:Count me in. by FCAdcock · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's boring as hell? not even close.

    In the country you can do the things you'd get arrested for in the city.

    Ever blow up your old tv instead of just throwing it away? How about doing 150mph on a dirt road?

    We also get to do a lot of the things y'all pay tons of money for when y'all come visit us, for free. Do you know what it costs to rent a 4-wheeler and go ATV riding? it's pretty bad. We grew up doing it. You like horses? There is a horse farm behind my house.

    And then there's the food. I have a garden with fresh vegtables in the spring and summer. We hunt wild animals in the fall-spring. And we have two things y'all only with you could have: Biscuts and Waffle Houses...

    Probably my favorite part of living inthe south/rural area is the fact that instead of living in an apartment, I have 2 acres of land. My neighbors never keep me awake at night. I don't have to park and then walk to my house. And I actually own oxygen producers (trees).

    Come visit the south, if you can get past the idiots, you should actually love it. There's nothing better than southern girls in the summer...

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  20. Re:Hacking inthe heartland by cloudmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kansas City is not rural. It may be a shade smaller than Boston, but if you've gotta drive more than 10-15 minutes to see farmland, you're not in a rural area. KC spans 2 friggin' states, has professional sports teams, and more than 1 Wal-Mart. Rural areas generally do none of those things.

  21. Re:Count me in. by nomadic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Also, if you left work after dark, lots of people would try to sell you, uh, things on your way to your car.

    That's why people live and work in cities. Try getting that kind of convenience in a rural area.

  22. Wait, you lost me. by sideshow · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sorry I was busy surfing the chest high waves over at Zuma and enjoying the 70 degree mid November beach weather.

    Wait, why was East Buttfuck, Wyoming better then Southern California again?

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  23. If only Slashdot articles came true... by Beek · · Score: 2, Funny

    THIS IS MY DREAM. The only thing that has ever made me doubt my career choice has been my perception that I'd have to live in the city to be a software developer. If I could live in small town Alberta/Saskatchewan and write software, I'd be one step closer to living the dream.

    On that note, if anyone located in rural western Canada is looking for a developer, PLEASE EMAIL ME. MFJasonB-at-gmail.com

    PS - WTF is up with people talking about the suburbs as if they're rural areas?

  24. Re:The American Clearances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yes, life would be so much better if I were a crofter who did not have to pay for things that I used to get from my clan.

    Let's see . . . in my current pitiful state, I'd be missing out on such fun things as going to war with vastly superior forces in order to defend my clan leader's stupidity/greed/badly misplaced sense of personal honor. If I survived, I could let him choose who I will marry, and he could kill me without concern if I slightly offend him while eating dinner. I could also work my entire life away on property that I will never own or be able to pass on to my children.

    Nothing like the good old days . . .

    (I hope that was a joke.)