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Microsoft Critic Received $9.75m After Settlement

An anonymous reader writes "Just this month, Microsoft paid almost $20 million to the Computer and Communications Industry Association to make an anti-trust lawsuit go away. FT.com has just revealed that *half* of that payment was pocketed by Ed Black, the president of CCIA and one of MS's fiercest opponents over antitrust issues. His payment was approved by the CCIA board, which includes Sun Microsystems, Yahoo and Oracle. And here's a quote from this article at Groklaw: Could this be why Nokia quit the CCIA right after the settlement was announced, saying matters were not handled "in the proper way"?"

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  1. is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or is anyone else coming to the conclusion that any organisation named *IA or *AA is, in fact, corrupt and evil?

    1. Re:is it just me? by Sexy+Bern · · Score: 5, Funny

      Even the GNAA?

  2. Everyone has his price by Tomahawk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I guess this just goes to show that everyone has his price.

    Granted, $9.75m is a nice price to have... don't think I'd be too quick to say no myself.

    T.

    1. Re:Everyone has his price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your comment reminds me of a joke. A man walks up to a beautiful young woman and says, "will you sleep with me for a million dollars."

      She says, "sure."

      Next, he says, "will you sleep with me for a dollar?"

      She slaps him in the face and says, "what kind of woman do you think I am?"

      He replies, "We have already established that, we are just dickering over price!"

    2. Re:Everyone has his price by datGSguy · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I guess this just goes to show that everyone has his price.

      A suit is more often than not looking for a price. This just means this price met his criteria.

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    3. Re:Everyone has his price by TarrVetus · · Score: 2, Informative

      "What's your problem ? Just take the money and still make that lawsuit. I bet MS won't ask you to return the money."

      Nope, you can't do that. A settlement is a contractual agreement saying, "we give you money and you can't sue us."

      A person close to the CCIA said, "if anything, this may boost the CCIA's ability to recruit new members." This settlement sounds less like a financial move and more like the CCIA just wanted to improve its relations with Microsoft and make their organization a 'safer investment.' Companies are more likely to join them now that they are no longer fighting the #1 software developer.

    4. Re:Everyone has his price by GreenKiwi · · Score: 3, Informative

      My understanding was that it wasn't just "a man", but George Bernard Shaw.

    5. Re:Everyone has his price by mordors9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm just amazed that someone besides the attorneys collected anything.

    6. Re:Everyone has his price by oneself · · Score: 5, Funny

      And here's another:

      A boy comes home from school, and tells his dad: "Today we learned the
      difference between 'theoretically' and 'practically', but I'm not sure
      I got it. Could you explain it to me?" The father thinks for a
      minute and then replies "Son, your mom is in the other room, go and
      ask her if she would be willing to have sex with a stranger for a
      million dollars." The boy returns after a short minute and says: "She
      said she would." "OK," says the father, "now go upstairs and ask your
      older sister the same question." Again the boy returns after a short
      while, and again he says "She said she would." "So, you see son," the
      father says, "theoretically we have two million dollars in our house,
      but practically we have two whores."

  3. Surprise! by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm shocked, shocked!, to discover that an out-of-court settlements that consists of paying off your antagonists. Next you'll be telling me that Michael Jackson's settlements were somehow related to the $20 million that he forked out, rather than plaintiffs reaching mutual understanding.

    Next week Slashdot will discuss : "The Pope : could he be a Catholic?"

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  4. $20 million? To make an antitrust suit disappear? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Man, talk about a bargain. A lawsuit that could potentially bring Microsoft as we know it (one monolithic overreaching organisation) to an end and all it takes to make it go away is $20 million?

    I bet the Microsoft people were popping champagne corks over that one. They would have thought nothing of spending $20 million defending themselves in court, so spending that much to make sure it never got that far was probably the easiest decision in the world.

    As to where that $20 million went, well, that's another story. If half did go to Ed Black then it seems to me that he's got a lot of explaining to do.

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  5. I myself profited from this settlement by kahei · · Score: 4, Funny


    Saw this in the FT this morning. Had a sweepstake on how long it would be before it appeared on /. -- and I won!

    I pocketed what I'll just describe as a 'large one-digit sum'.

    Heh heh heh... now to spend my wealth while industry as a whole suffers...

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    1. Re:I myself profited from this settlement by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't spend it all at once.

      You will have to give some back this afternoon when it gets duped!

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  6. They're all the same. by inflex · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just goes to show, they're all the same, it's a matter of picking out your piece of territory and seeing who can make the most noise. The more I see of capitalism, the more I'm glad that I'm content to work from home earning "enough to get by".

    1. Re:They're all the same. by DaneelGiskard · · Score: 2, Funny

      The more I see of capitalism, the more I'm glad that I'm content to work from home earning "enough to get by".

      Indeed, I envy Ed Black for this excellent deal as well ... *sigh* ;-)

  7. Why pay him off? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since when is silencing one person's allegations worth 9 million dollars? Couldn't they just have arranged an "accident" for him?

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    1. Re:Why pay him off? by ozbird · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Couldn't they just have arranged an "accident" for him?

      They did - hence the news reports... $20M to silence a critic is a good deal, but to discredit them as well it's a bargain.

    2. Re:Why pay him off? by Jokkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Never try to extort more than it costs to have you killed."

  8. everyman has his price... by hostylocal · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... and you gotta admit that he got a fairly good price!
    i wonder if he's getting it in cash or a couple of SQL Server licences...

    1. Re:everyman has his price... by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, he'll get it in SCO Linux licenses... shipped directly from Redmond...

  9. Stinks twice over ... by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Firstly because of the settlement. They should have let it go to court, settlements imho always give the impression that it isn't to do about justice, but just about money.
    Secondly because to say the least, it seems very dubious that Ed Black pockets half the money himself. It's not like he was damaged personally in the case to which the settlement applies, or was he?

    This smell fishy and I can't blame Nokia for saying 'all nice and well, but we won't be part of this.'

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  10. Re:$20 million? To make an antitrust suit disappea by eddy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To be fair, they had to give Novell ~$500M to buy their silence, as I recall.

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  11. Hmmm... by Burb · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Could this be why Nokia quit the CCIA right after the settlement was announced, saying matters were not handled "in the proper way"?"

    Could this be an unwarranted inference on the part of the poster?

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    1. Re:Hmmm... by Slashamatic · · Score: 4, Informative
      Could this be an unwarranted inference on the part of the poster?
      It is a suggestion not an inference and a legitimate one at that.
  12. OSDL and RedHat are CCIA members too by nathanh · · Score: 5, Informative
    His payment was approved by the CCIA board, which includes Sun Microsystems, Yahoo and Oracle.

    And OSDL and RedHat. Was the submitter trying to imply complicity between Sun and Microsoft by omitting those other members from that list?

    1. Re:OSDL and RedHat are CCIA members too by MathFox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not all members of an organisation are board members. I do guess that OSDL and Red Hat are just as surprised about the details of the deal as you are.

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    2. Re:OSDL and RedHat are CCIA members too by strider44 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wait a second. According to the Press Release, "As part of this agreement, Microsoft will join the membership of CCIA".

      This is extremely strange, especially seeing that CCIA are a member of te Open Source Development Labs.

      So, though indirectly, Microsoft are now members of the Open Source Development Labs ! Could everyone repeat after me, wtf?

  13. Best deals... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I liked this link from the "Related Links" section of the article:

    Best deals: The Courts

    Whoa.

  14. seems fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... considering the US presidency only costs about $100 mil

    $20 mil for legal immunity sounds about right.

  15. Corruption by Afty0r · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Interestingly, Nokia is a Scandinavian country - and these countries tend to have strong anti-corruption laws (especially Finland) - corruption is regarded as highly unethical and unacceptable from a social POV. If this act had been committed by Fins, or in Finland I imagine people from both sides would be doing jail time by now...

    1. Re:Corruption by RPoet · · Score: 5, Funny

      Interestingly, Nokia is a Scandinavian country

      That's a common misconception. Nokia is not a country, it's the capital of Finland! Gee, stupid Americans.

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    2. Re:Corruption by SorcererX · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nokia is not a Scandinavian country. Nokia is a Finnish company. Finland is not part of Scandinavia, Scandinavia is Norway, Sweden and Denmark. It is a common misinterpretation to consider Scandinavia the same as the "Nordic countries" which include Finland and Iceland. The term "Scandinavian" was created prior to Finland's independence from the Soviet Union.

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    3. Re:Corruption by LucidBeast · · Score: 4, Informative
      No no, Nokia is the second largest city in Finland formerly known as Espoo (my fair home town). There used to be a town called Nokia in Finland and some say it still exists, but like Santas village - nobody knows where it lays.

      Please keep buying Nokia phones and you help keep our city tax rate down.

      As for corruption. You can hardly buy a cup of coffee in Finland for your client without getting the local equivalent of IRS breathing down your neck.

    4. Re:Corruption by sekicho · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Depending on how you define "capital," that could be either funny or insightful.

    5. Re:Corruption by erroneus · · Score: 2

      Unethical and unacceptable conduct? Oh my! I can hear thousands of people clammering just to say "no, that's just the way business is done... everyone does it... it's normal, it's ordinary so it's okay..." Makes me want to move to Nokia. ;) I need to check the map where Nokia is first though -- there's a Nokia building not too far from where I live though I guess it's an embassy or something. Maybe I'll go there an apply for citizenship -- the pay seems okay.

    6. Re:Corruption by decade_null · · Score: 3, Funny

      You make Americans' grasp of history and geography look good.

  16. Wow by LittleBigScript · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where can I go and get a degree in being a corporate board member or a CEO?

    They seem to be low skill, high pay jobs. And if you get fired, you get a firing bonus in the millions.

    1. Re:Wow by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Where can I go and get a degree in being a corporate board member or a CEO?

      That's not too hard. Problem is that the schools that offer such a degree can only be afforded by children of the very wealthy.

  17. Re:new avenue for making money ? by Phidoux · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because you are honest? Oooops... Sorry I mistook you for someone else.

  18. Members == members of the board by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Informative
    Could it perhaps be that Redhat and OSDL and in fact most of the members are not members of the board of CCIA?

    That would be how these things are usually organised.

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  19. Bribes`r`us? by miffo.swe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How can any judge in the EU or anywhere else look at this as anything but a bribe? I have a hard time imaging a judge who they tell that MS is so much better now will take them seriously now that this little gem is out.

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    1. Re:Bribes`r`us? by MikeBabcock · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd love to know if this constitutes interfering with an ongoing case and how european law deals with such things. I'm not sure the DOJ would be so thrilled about it either -- interfering with a trade-partner's legal procedings that is.

      I doubt they'd care if MS paid of some chinese diplomat to be quiet, but the EU is a fairly big partner these days.

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  20. Profit? by Alioth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It has to be said:

    1. Get to head of industry body
    2. Criticise Microsoft
    3. ????
    4. Profit!

    Although, I guess the ???? bit has been worked out now.

  21. But it all ads up by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Being a criminal is not all that much fun. Rarely mentioned is the constant need to pay everyone off. A few million here, a few million there. Now nokia has left. How much are they going to need to keep silent eh?

    Worse with each payment the price goes up. If you got a complaint against MS you are hardly going to settle for a handshake are you? They paid in the past so you want your share.

    There is a reason IBM didn't just settle with SCO. If they did every lawyer in the world would have send them a complaint.

    Sure MS is buying itself temporary peace but this is resulting in two long term effects.

    First anybody else who has the slightest case will want their millions.

    But second is a far more damaging effect. If you read the FT story it is very clear that the journalist is calling this a clear case of bribery. Now why would you bribe a witness unless the witness has really seen something? I give it a couple more years before most of the real press will have decided that yes MS is a clearly corrupt company. This will cast suspicion on all their dealings.

    Surely any good journalist will then start to question every time MS gets a contract or makes a lawsuit go away who has been paid off for how much?

    If I were a reporter at the FT looking for a story I would do some investigation into who received what sums of money for the recent NHS deal or the US army deal. The last one is especially good. The US army has said that windows wasn't good enough for their future soldier project but it is good enough for the desktop of soldiers? Wheres the money!

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    1. Re:But it all ads up by tacocat · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But second is a far more damaging effect. If you read the FT story it is very clear that the journalist is calling this a clear case of bribery. Now why would you bribe a witness unless the witness has really seen something? I give it a couple more years before most of the real press will have decided that yes MS is a clearly corrupt company. This will cast suspicion on all their dealings.

      How old are you? You seem to be ignorant of the fact that this kind of behaviour has been going on with MSFT longer then the Internet has been public. The real press, as you so delicately put it, will do nothing. They can't sell copies based on some geeky shit like this. It's Mad Cow and Presidential blowjobs that sell papers.

      Many people that I talk to are in strict denial about all of this MSFT Monopoly thing. They either dismiss it as Free Market and Capitalism at it's finest or simply can't cope with the idea of an alternative.

      Microsoft is fucking huge! I don't think anyone really understands how much power that brings. Until you can find someone who will refuse a $250 million bribe you won't get anywhere. It's going to take some extremely ethical people to turn Microsoft around. And I don't see them in business or politics.

  22. this may be unrelated but by suezz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Went to their web site and saw this. "CCIA today asked Congress to exempt foreign nationals holding advanced degrees from US Universities from H-1B visa quotas. The letter notes that without these exemptions, these individuals will work overseas for our nation's competition and leave a gaping hole in the workforce of domestic companies. Because the US has not produced enough advanced degrees in math, science and engineering companies must look abroad for workers. The requested exemption allows US firms to maintain their technological edge." I have friends and myself have computer science/math degrees and have programmed in c/c++ and prefer to be a system admin - but I have been turned down by positions because I have been told I am asking too much money. this is the reason why they want these people they will work for basically no salary - they just want to live over here because our country actually has running water and toilets. so basically this is a bunch of crap!!!

    1. Re:this may be unrelated but by ozric99 · · Score: 4, Funny
      I have friends and myself have computer science/math degrees and have programmed in c/c++ and prefer to be a system admin - but I have been turned down by positions because I have been told I am asking too much money. this is the reason why they want these people they will work for basically no salary - they just want to live over here because our country actually has running water and toilets. so basically this is a bunch of crap!!!

      I completely agree. I came over here from the UK and boy was I surprised when I found out that I could pull a lever and get water out! The best thing - you can get it hot or cold!!! Just wait until mother and father hears about this when I send my next letter back home. They'll be so pleased I'm not wallowing around in the mud looking for bugs like my brothers and sisters.

    2. Re:this may be unrelated but by gowen · · Score: 2, Funny
      They'll be so pleased I'm not wallowing around in the mud looking for bugs like my brothers and sisters.I know how you feel. My sister worked at Microsoft for a while, too.
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  23. Being optimistic here but... by upside · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nokia's a Finnish company, and I'd like to think it reflects on their corporate culture. Finland's known for the relative lack of gravy. Transparency.org seems to think so anyway.
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    1. Re:Being optimistic here but... by Jameth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is interesting, and I'd have to agree in general. Of course, the USA didn't score too low, hanging regularly around 7.7 since '95.

      However, I have some doubts about a survey which is entirely based off of the perceptions of businessmen and financial journalists. In many cases, that will result in a correct result, but it also often will not. Especially, nations which have companies getting a lot more press might have some shift in that, even if that doesn't reflect on the nation itself. Of course, to refute my own point, the US actually increased its ranking after the Enron and Worldcom scandals hit the news.

  24. Hell by gosand · · Score: 2, Informative
    Where can I go and get a degree in being a corporate board member or a CEO? They seem to be low skill, high pay jobs. And if you get fired, you get a firing bonus in the millions.

    Hell. All you have to do is sign a deal with the Devil.

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  25. Re:what a joke by dykofone · · Score: 3, Funny
    I hope all these people can sleep at night.

    You're concerns are certainly justified. Solid gold pillows and matresses stuffed with 100 dollar bills can be pretty uncomfortable, and trophy wives tend to have cold feet.

  26. New business model for Microsoft by allanc · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, this might be the way to go for them. I certainly would stop complaining about Microsoft if they gave me $9.75M. Hell, I'd quit bitching for just $2M! Instead of spending so much money on advertising, they should just give it directly to people who hate them.

  27. unsettling by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Cases which use our justice system, using up taxes, should not merely be settled without a fee. If they're not going to produce a precedent, they should compensate the government at least a fraction of their costs as part of the settlement price. There's no reason why taxpayers like me should be subsidizing their competition without getting a piece of the action.

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  28. Re:So they're buying their oligopoly.. by DrXym · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Novell, Sun, Opera, etc, etc. They all line up for a nice little one-time piece of the cake.


    Except Novell, Sun, Opera all have legitimate cases against Microsoft. Of course they expect they're entitled to compensation - if a monopoly fucked you over, stole / usurped your tech, denied you a market, scared off your customers, I bet you would too.


    Opera are smaller, but I bet Novell, Sun, AOL and probably Real could all demonstrate massive losses in the hundreds of millions or even billions due to anti-competitive behaviour at one time or another by MS. Hence the reason MS is so quick to settle now - it has a lot of money to make these things go away before they reach trial.

  29. Suing Micro$oft for Fun and Profit by thelizman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I pointed this out a long time ago when Lindows (now Linspire) began suing Microsoft on anti-trust grounds, with proceeds from the suit to be paid to Windows-users in the form of copies of Lindows.

    Anti-Microsoft zealots gladly look the other way whem MS takes the hit, whether its wrong or right. Now that the big money is in the game, and people are suing for fun and profit, and it's *not* a Linux company getting the green, suddenly everyone is worried. pshaw!

  30. Comedy by The+Dodger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Edward Black, chief executive of the CCIA, said he regretted losing Nokia as a member, adding: "We understand their reasons."
    ..before hanging up the phone to resume rolling around naked on the dollar-strewn floor, laughing manically and throwing fistfuls of dollars into the air.

    I don't blame him. Fuck, if I got offered $9.75m to stop bitching about Microsoft, I'd take Gates' arm off at the elbow!


    D.

  31. Fail-out. by JaJ_D · · Score: 3, Interesting

    the bbc is reporting that "A new round has opened in the European Commission anti-trust battle against Microsoft as the judge hearing its appeal called for a closed meeting. The meeting - to be held on Thursday - follows US-based Novell and the Computer and Communications Industry Association dropping out of the case. "

    Wonder if this means the EU Anti-trust case will fail apart, or, like the US slowly fade into nothing

    Jaj

  32. Pocket Change by Mulletproof · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Makes you wonder about the people behind the anti-trust lawsuits when you find out that the cause they're so firmly behind can be bought out so easily. Also makes you wonder if it's as big a deal as these people are potentially inflating it to be in some cases.

    Of course, 9.5 million is enough to make anybody think twice.

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  33. 'twas Churchill, not Shaw by rcs1000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    And the woman in question was Lady Astor.

    They had two other famous exchanges (and strangely always seemed to find themselves next to each other at dinner):

    Winston Churchill: Madam, you are ugly.
    Lady Astor: And you, Winston, are drunk.
    Winston Churchill: Ah yes, but in the morning I shall be sober.

    &

    Lady Astor: If you were my husband Winston, I should poison your soup.
    Winston Churchill: And if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

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    1. Re:'twas Churchill, not Shaw by LetterJ · · Score: 3, Funny

      "and strangely always seemed to find themselves next to each other at dinner"

      Are you kidding? If I knew that exchanges like that were likely, I'd not only regularly invite both to gatherings but INSIST that they sit near each other.

  34. Lather, Rinse, repeat? by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 2, Funny

    What keeps someone from just forming a new association and repeating the process?

    Hey, i patent that!

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  35. MP:MoL by NLG · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, so you're from Glasgow?

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  36. E-mail Adress by goatan · · Score: 3, Informative
    Here's ed black's e-mail address so you can practice your right to free speech tell him what you think of corruption

    eblack@ccianet.org

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  37. The Media's Role by Frescard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why is it that nowadays the media isn't capable of calling a spade a spade anymore? Here we got a case where the position of the writer is quite obvious, and he describes the case is a matter that leaves any thinking person no other conclusion than to assume bribery. But the writer (or at least his editor) just can't dare to actually say the word out loud. If they'd be talking about elephants we'd be hearing somthing like "Ah, yes. We got a big, gray animal here, with four huge round legs, and two flappy ears, and in the front there's a long, flexible trunk...", but they'd never dare to actually use the 'E'-word. I thought this incapability of calling things by it's name were just limited to election issues (and certain presidents' behaviours), but it seems that in general we can't expect the media to call things by it's proper names anymore.

  38. Hey! by gargonia · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've been a vocal critic of Microsoft for a lot longer than this guy! Where's my payoff!?!!?!

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  39. Membership has its privileges by BalloonMan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This announcement says that Microsoft has joined the CCIA. Check out the summary of the CCIA's mission at the bottom:
    The Computer & Communications Industry Association (CCIA) is a nonprofit membership organization for companies and senior executives from diverse sectors of the computer and communications industry. CCIA's mission is to further our members' business interests by being the leading industry advocate in promoting open, barrier-free competition in the offering of computer and communications products and services worldwide.

    So, now that Microsoft is a member, CCIA is working for them to further their member's business interests. Barrier-free competition means Microsoft shouldn't have to deal with annoying lawsuits.

    IMHO, the announcement says the CCIA is now Microsoft's bitch.

  40. This was Ballmer's number one project this year. by rspress · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ballmer wanted to get all lawsuits out of the way. The best way to do that was pay off everyone. Ballmer laid out his top 10 plans in order of importance.

    1. Pay off all litigants.

    2. Buy a new shirt, all the my others have pit stains.

    3. Investigate what antiperspirant is

    4. Attend next class of the Howard Dean speech school

    5. Hostile take-over of The Hair Club for men for their technology.

    6. Steal Apples ideas, rebrand as Microsofts.

    7. Portray everyone who uses a non-microsoft MP3 player as thieves. Portray Windows users as honest folk...ignore questions about product activation that contacts our servers.

    8. Buy another shirt, this one is pit stained already.

    9. Say I saw linux developers dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight.

    10. Fix security in Windows, if we can.

  41. The other fun pairing... by swb · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...is AIDS activitst and animal rights activist. Ladies and Gentlemen, the subject is "AIDS drug testing". Discuss.

    I find the debate that ensues made all the more hilarious as the two groups generally agree on about 99% of issues.