Missouri Prisons Pull Violent Video Games
blueZhift writes "Missouri's most violent criminals will no longer be permitted to play violent video games that simulate the kind of offenses that resulted in their incarceration in the first place. Prison officials pulled the games, which included such killfests as Hitman: Contracts, once they were informed of their violent content. Science fiction and sports games were not pulled as part of the sweep, so more nerdy prisoners will not be affected by the changes."
"Missouri's most violent criminals will no longer be permitted to play violent video games that simulate the kind of offenses that resulted in their incarceration...."
OH NOES!1!!11!
No more playing "Martha Stewart: Living" or "Martha Stewart: Baking and Basting for Bubbette" in prison anymore? That is cruel and unusual punishment!
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I think the real question is why they had them in the first place? Yes, I understand the argument that it's easier to keep them in line if they're docile, but c'mon... I can't tell you how many times I've wished for a place where the meals were prepared for me, could play video games, and not have any responsibilities to worry about (like work).
The more prisons offer to the inmates, the more inclined people are to WANT to go there. Even if they commit a lesser crime for the shorter sentence, it might end up being a choice vacation spot.
-9mm-
Since sports games are by far the most popular genre of video games for the casual player, it'd be more accurate to say "normal prisoners will not be affected."
Rob
I could understand prison guards feeling uncomfortable watching inmates trying to kill the cops in video games all day.
In other news, 387 prisoners in Missouri were shivved in separate incidents yesterday. Reports are conflicting at the moment, but assailants were overheard screaming things like "M*therf*cking Zergling Rushing F*ck!!!" and "I'll show you a m*therf*cking hat trick, b*tch!"
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
Cuz nerds love nothing more than a good round of Madden 2005 :D
Vonal Declosion
...when the prison administrator was asked to pick up a game called Grand Theft Auto.
Missouri's prisoners are allowed to play video games!?!
Isn't is supposed to be a punishment to be in prison? Part of that is not being allowed to have stuff like this to enjoy. Prison is supposed to suck!
[End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...] - Larry Wall in Configure from the perl
As a Missourian (unfortunatly) I say good deal on pulling the games, but as a nerd I am angry at this comment: "They're not afraid to engage in violence, unlike the nerd sitting in front of his computer." Painting everyone that sits in front of their computer as a nerd, and in a derrogatory manner. For shame, we can be just as violent! And we know how to camp and bunnyhop too!
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Criminals should not be allowed to hone their talents while doing time.
The penal system should try and make sure their "bad guy" skill-sets are at least a *little* rusty when they inenvitably get out.
WTF?!?!?! WHY ARE PRISONERS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES IN THE FIRST F%$^#! PLACE!!!???? It's god damn prison. No TV, no playstation, nothing. They're criminal for crying out lound. What the fuck happened to "PUNISHMENT?" That's what prisons if for!!!!
THEY SHOULD GET WATER, PLAIN WHOLE WHEAT BREAD AND A CAN OF UNSALTED PEANUTS AND WITH GOOD BEHAVIOR, MAYBE, A MULTIVITAMIN!!!
Good to see we treat our criminals better then we treat our poor!
-=[ Who Is John Galt? ]=-
Free food, a free bed, and free video games.
Why haven't I killed someone, yet?
I think prisoners are entitled to all career advancement options availible. FPS to improve aim, gyms to strengthen the body, and cable TV to find new things to get pissed about.
Its understandable that we have to clothe, feed and give medical care to inmates, but I fail to see where entertainment comes in. I mean when you were a kid and screwed up the first thing your parents did was ban TV, videogames, etc. Can grown up criminals not handle this level of deprivation?
Spencer Ogden
Game Name: "Hitman: Contracts"
ESRB Rating: Mature (17+) for Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Use of Drugs
Sounds coming from prison: "That !@#* warden Dormire is gonna get !$*#$!"
Also note that the ESRB does explicitly label Cartoon Violence as opposed to Violence.
I am amazed at how warning labels are ignored, even when they are simple and relevant! I bet I could put a label on something that says using it will kill you, and people would still buy it... Oh wait, they call that Tobacco!
I need to get me into prison! I just have to make sure i don't stab out anyone's face with a sword so I can play me some RPGz. Or some such. Working as a full time software engineer doesn't leave much gaming time anymore :(
I think it'd be funny if the inmates were allowed to play something like "The Suffering."
> Jacqueline Helfgott said: "They're not afraid to engage in violence, unlike the nerd sitting in front of his computer."
Funny, because I'm a nerd, and I have sudden urge to bitchslap someone.
Respect It.
OMG, the most violent criminals will no longer have access to the most violent games? Doh, now they'll just have to go back to killing *real* people... It's in the brain and the character, stupid... a game does not a criminal make, just as a criminal is not going to reform all of sudden if you let them play "Shangri-La: Adventures with Jesus 3"!
Science fiction and sports games were not pulled as part of the sweep, so more nerdy prisoners will not be affected by the changes."
So now we have the more violent criminals sitting around with nothing to do, while the geeky ones still get to enjoy their video games. Yeah, I'm sure nothing bad could possibly arise from that situation.
I think the real question is why they had them in the first place?
a pretty fair question IMO.
Yes, I understand the argument that it's easier to keep them in line if they're docile,
This is a straw man arguement put up by groups sympathetic to prisioners and correctional officers. It's not that hard to keep these men in line if a warden really wants to.
What really needs to be done, is a whole reformation of the criminal justice system. A DWI in some states gets you a year on first offense. Some drug offenses carry as much time as rape. Rape is condoned by both the criminal justice system and the general public as a tool for prisoner punishment in the criminal justice system even though that punishment is never handed out fairly, and is usually handed out among racial lines (ie if you are white you are more likely to get ASSFUCKED)
but c'mon... I can't tell you how many times I've wished for a place where the meals were prepared for me, could play video games, and not have any responsibilities to worry about (like work).
Plus you get TV, a free gym membership, and a job!
The more prisons offer to the inmates, the more inclined people are to WANT to go there.
Exactly, but there is a movement of people in America that are detached from reality that think 'rehabilitiation is the most important thing in prison'. While I think helping a criminal with their problems is a good thing, making prison a viable alternative to being free as far as comfort goes is fucking idiotic.
There needs to be a real seperation made between violent criminals and non-violent ones. There is no way someone guilty of a 'violent' crime should have video games in Jail. 23 hour lockdown is the best thing for the saftey of everyone.
Even if they commit a lesser crime for the shorter sentence, it might end up being a choice vacation spot.
I don't mind that Martha Stewart went to a "country club" type prison. For someone of her stature, the embarassment, finacial loss, and the cold boot of reality hitting her in the ass is enough. I don't need her to be raped by "bubbaette" nor do I think that would be just.
If anyone is wondering why I actually care about this stuff, I was a Criminal Justice major before switching to Computer Science.
death-row inmate Joseph "Stabby Joe" Stabynski has set the new world record in Mario Party 6.
As funny as he makes it sound, I really can't imagine with all of the appaling stuff that can happen in prison (*) that a friggin' video game would be an incentive to want to be in there. Free cable neither.
(*) Which oddly enough much of my understnading also comes from shows like Oz, and I suspect I'd be on about the same timeline as the parent poster as far as survival goes.
Lost at C:>. Found at C.
...or does it seem a little strange that we allow PRISONERS to play video games? Aren't they supposed to be in there to be punished?
Looks like Thug Life over in Block C is going to have his Atari 2600 and Keystone Kapers confiscated.
... Honestly, is there ANY part of this article that does not cause a self-inflicted how-could-they-be-this-stupid beating of head against a wall?
We've got: giving prisoners video games, being unaware the content of said games, taking games with violent content from prisoners, insulting geeks for no reason, calling sports games "geeky" games. Anything else?
*commences with the beating of head against wall*
Adam
I dunno. I'm thinking that allowing female-deprived inmates the opportunity to play Dead or Alive Extreme Volleyball 12 hours a day may lead to some problems in prison as well (particularly for slender white inmates)...
...your skinny white jewish ass might be quite the commodity there.
A) the prisoners paid for them.
B) It helps keep them busy.
But I get the feeling much of the trash talk that usually takes place within video gaming isn't going on there. Take Madden 05 for instance More Geeky Inmate: Ha ha Farve just made you his bitch Large Black Inmate: Right after this game I'm gonna tatoo tits on your back and really make you my bitch!
lets see... 3 squares a day, computers and video games. If they allowed weekly whore visits... I might try my hand at some low hanging felonies, lol.
Hang on. The inmates pay for food, the profits of which go towards buying stuff for the prisoners...
So they get to spend the money twice (well maybe not twice, maybe 1.25 times depending on profit margin)? Where do they get the money from in the first place? And where else are they going to spend it?
"Guess I'll have to go back to shooting real people."
Thanks conservative nut jobs.
I am NOT a number! I am a - oh wait, I'm number 761710. Look! 761710!
They're not selling food, they're selling snacks. Prisoners still eat on food paid for by the "system," but I'm assuming that the Canteen supplies their ice-cream and diet-coke fix, for a price...
As for the double-dipping, I'm hoping that some of this goes to paying the cost of food, and the rest (profit) can go towards facility upgrading.
I can't a imagine a prison "nerd" whose not someone's b**ch. The rest of the population loses their favorite video games, they're probably going to be looking for altenative sources of entertainment.
Okay, so is anyone looking at this as outrageous? I'm not worried that they can't play violent video games. I'm worried that they can play any games. I mean, these people are incarserated because they did not conform to legal standards. Many of them are cold blooded killers. It's wrong to give killers a taste of what they love when there being punished for doing it. More over, jail is supposed to scare you straight. I'm no longer as worried about jail if I can still do the only thing I really ever do. I think the FBI should track anyone who even buys Hitman games, I mean come on, a contract killer? How negative an imfluence does that have on the Human physchi? I know, I played the game. You sneak up behind unsuspecting, in many instinances even innocent people and strangle them to death with piano wire. I was once discussing with a friend in school this game, and was overheard by the principle at my High-School. It took hours to convince them I was talkking about a game and not and actual act that I intended to perform. I say it's a good thing. ~Distortion