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USPS Service Kiosks Taking Pictures of Customers

NW writes "According to FOIA documents obtained by EPIC new Postal Service self-service postage machines take portrait-style photographs of customers and retain them for 30 days." IBM is the contractor behind the kiosks. Note that the kiosk is supposed to not complete the transaction if it determines the photograph has been compromised, so simply covering the camera is unlikely to work. As the cost of cameras and digital storage approaches zero, is it inevitable that every machine you interact with will take your photograph and store it?

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  1. Fun ideas... by M3rk1n_Muffl3y · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about wearing GWB rubber mask? or even Nixon for that matter.

    Return of the ex-presidents.

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    1. Re:Fun ideas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, wearing a President's mask into a federal building seems like a good idea.

      What could possibly go wrong?

    2. Re:Fun ideas... by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 4, Funny

      That is what I first though when I saw this. Better still, hold up a photo of Ben Franklin since he was the first Post Master as well as a stouch proponent for privacy.

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  2. Not just for sex anymore... by skaffen42 · · Score: 3, Funny

    So does this mean that a paper bag over the head is not just for sex anymore?

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    1. Re:Not just for sex anymore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      haha i picture you masturbating with a bag over your head

    2. Re:Not just for sex anymore... by ideatrack · · Score: 4, Funny

      Terrance: Oh Celine Dion, what have you done? I was going to make us a family again, but now you've slept with Ugly Bob.
      Celine Dion: What do you mean? Why are you calling him Ugly Bob?
      Phillip: Because that's his name you stupid bitch.
      Celine Dion: You told me your name was Handsome Bob.
      Terrance: Look at him Celine Dion.
      Phillip: Behold, his horrible face.
      Celine Dion: Oh my God, he's heinously ugly, and I am pregnant with his child.
      Terrance: What? Noooooo.
      Celine Dion: I'm going to have a freak-baby.
      Phillip: Oh, the humanity.

    3. Re:Not just for sex anymore... by skaffen42 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Damn. I thought I'd turned the webcam off...

      :)

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  3. Finally... by alienmole · · Score: 5, Funny

    A privacy issue my g/f will care about. She hates having her photo taken!

    1. Re:Finally... by Kenja · · Score: 1, Funny
      "She hates having her photo taken!"

      So THATS why no ones ever seen her and many doubt her existance. Its not the nerd thing after all.

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  4. Time to start walking around by Uptown+Joe · · Score: 1, Funny

    with one of those big ass Barbie(tm) Heads. Or better yet - a Barbie head with a Bin Ladin mask...

  5. Thank God! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I mean, think of all those terrorists that are sending massive shipments of weapons and chemicals via USPS kiosks.

    "Lemme see, here. 200 pound, 6'x6' box, so I'll need about $300 in stamps..."

  6. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  7. hotornot by donaldgelman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clearly this is simply because USPS wants to make their own version of hotornot

  8. No privacy for you by banzai51 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's to catch the terrorists, you see. We'll never violate your privacy (because you have none now).

  9. This would be ok if... by Ingolfke · · Score: 5, Funny

    The stamps were printed with my portrait on them.

  10. I welcome.. by Folmer · · Score: 1, Funny

    Our new surveillance overlords...

    If it can prevent crimes/terrorism, or at give the authorities a clue on who did sent what, i dont have a problem about getting my picture take.. Its already on dozens of other surveillance videos, and I havent seen people complaining about that..

  11. Considering the pics are being stored on XP. . . by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think the 30 day storage timeframe is pretty optimistic.

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  12. Has the postal service considered the cost... by Ingolfke · · Score: 2, Funny

    of counsiling anyone who has to look at these pictures and realize how ugly we all are? Who hear goes to the post office dressed for success? Who? Tell me? I see that hand in the back row, thank you sir. The horror. The horror.

  13. I hope they enjoy the pictures... by cparisi · · Score: 1, Funny

    of me picking my nose.

  14. Great.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I have to pull my tinfoil hat down over my whole face!

  15. Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Do you cry everytime you go to an ATM too or do you just avoid going outside at all for fear that the evil picture monsters will get your soul?

  16. Re:Answer by skaffen42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    OK. So explain to me how this is left wing drivel? I mean, the Right are the people who historically are interested in less government interference in the lives of normal people. It's the guys on the left with their bigger government/control everything mentality who should be happy about this.

    So isn't this then technically right wing drivel?

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  17. The Cost of Convenience by handy_vandal · · Score: 4, Funny

    As the cost of cameras and digital storage approaches zero, is it inevitable that every machine you interact with will take your photograph and store it?

    Yes, it is inevitable. Dammit.

    Thank God the cost of anal probes and specimen storage is not approaching zero.

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  18. Fence sitters will be executed! by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stand at attention, maggot!

    On one hand, I value my privacy, and I dislike such intrusions.

    Oh, we know what's in your hand, boo-boo, when you're in private. No need to clarify, Sparky. Now get on those knees and give me twenty!

    It's a complicated issue with no simple answers.

    Hah! Typical! We can't ba having this sort of mamby-pamby, nancy-boy, wibbly-wobbly, clap-trap, hoo-hah here, toots! Youse either for it or agains'it. This is Slashdot! Global repository of supergeniuses like "gamerdood69" and "spoogloriousspoo193" and "wileycoyoteesq"! No mistakes are made here! You will bow to the monochromatic wisdom!

    So get your wet panties out of their twist, girlie, and pick your side.

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  19. Re:Answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Personally I want to be able to send a vibrating, two headed dildo, in the USPS mail to a random recipient without having the Post Office opening the packaging thinking it is a bomb because of the way I look.

    You forgot to send batteries too you bastard!

  20. 1984 by NoSuchGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please keep in mind:

    1984 is NOT a HOW-TO!

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  21. don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If IBM was the contractor:
    A) it doesn't work
    B) its probably not finished yet
    C) it cost so much it will be scrapped at the next budget meeting.

    I can't even count the number of projects I've seen bungled by IBM Global Services.

  22. Re:It's not a stamp machine, it's a post office by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny
    The kiosks in question aren't stamp machines (which have been around for 40 years or more), but a complete self-service post office.

    The cameras were originally included to solve one of the hardest technological problems with faithfully implementing a mechanical post office. It's necessary for the machine to recognize when the line of waiting customers has filled the entire lobby and is just starting to snake out the front door. That's the precise time that the machines need to pop up the cardboard "Closed" sign on all but one of their stations.

  23. Sorry, this is my fault... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I once came across a postage stamp machine that was incorrectly set up. It had the 20 stamp booklets available for 2 cents each. I needed to buy stamps, so I saw that, was curious, and hit the button. Imagine my surprise when a booklet of 20 stamps fell out and the machine read that I had $4.98 still available.

    Naturally, being the evil person that I am, I took advantage and cleaned out that slot. Ended up with over 200 of those little booklets and still got back a dollar. :)

    It was a weekend, nobody was around, never got caught. And I'm still using those stamps to this day. :D

  24. Re:Also by jpsst34 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Suck my dick!" --Ron Jeremy

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  25. Re:No such word by Proteus · · Score: 5, Funny

    stouch (adj.) So staunch, it hurts.

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  26. Sure way to get your picture noticed: by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wear a gas mask while mailing packages.

    Back in college, I had a gas mask I had picked up at an army surplus store. You have no idea how much fun you can have walking around in public wearing a gas mask. I think the best was when I walked up to the Information desk at a book store and asked if they had any books on paranoia.

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  27. Re:I'm on the fence by Jtheletter · · Score: 2, Funny
    To further muddy the waters, consider that digital photography, like p2p applications and globalization, is fast-growing and un-stoppable. There's no magical way to prevent someone from taking your picture. In the end, your picture can be taken whether you like it or not, and there's nothing you can do about it.

    Ha! I found away around it. I just watched this freeky video a friend of mine brought over, something about a girl and horses, some lady brushing her hair.... Really weird, then some creepy kid called me right afterword looking for Kevin Hayes or something. I dunno, that was last friday, but ever since my face shows up all blurry whenever someone takes my picture. Take that technology!

    BTW, if anyone knows how to disinfect monitors w/o breaking them, please drop me a line, flies keep coming out of my screen for some reason.

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  28. Re:No such word by Jonboy+X · · Score: 2, Funny

    stouch (adj.) So staunch, it hurts.

    It's a perfectly cromulent word.

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