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Louisiana Towns Going High-Tech

wolverineinspector writes "Mink, LA is finally getting telephone land lines after the neighbouring communities got theirs in 1970. In the article they also say that as many as 6.2% of US homes don't have phone service - that would mean that 19 million Americans don't have wired phone lines available to them."

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  1. Just because 6.2% don't have phones by WilliamsDA · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just because 6.2% of people don't have wired phones doesn't mean that the service isn't available to them. A lot of people ditch their wired lines and just use their cell phone.

    1. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 2, Informative

      what part of don't have phone service mean to you? it means they have no phones. no lines, no towers.

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    2. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by Bluetick · · Score: 2, Informative

      But you have it available to you (as do I, but I don't use it, I use celphones). The quote said 6.2% of people in the US don't have phone service available to them. The number of people without phone service is likely quite higher with people moving to cellphones or cable phone service.

    3. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wonder what the percentage of Amish in the population is.

      LK

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    4. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by TykeClone · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I was at a meeting this fall and one of the speakers was talking about how the Amish use technology. I thought we'd find out about those cutting edge things like blacksmithing and such, but it wasn't quite that. Apparently, as long as the technology doesn't get in the way of their religious life, it's ok.

      Land line telephones = bad; cell phones (or telephones kept "out of the house") = good.

      Utility power = bad; small portable generators = good

      Computers = bad; Palm Pilots/Pocket PCs = good (no word on the Zaurus though - maybe that just gets you into Purgatory)

      John Deere = bad; draft horses = good (and with that they're able to make a larger profit per acre farming than the typical farm in the country).

      There's probably something to learn from them about not letting technology drive your life, but I don't have time to think about that now - back to Slashdot!

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    5. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by operagost · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's good to realize that the Amish are not anti-technology. What they are against is anything that could complicate their lives - such as home phones ringing all the time or the monthly electric bill. They certainly don't live like cave men - they just find novel ways of getting what they need while remaining self-sufficient, such as using gas lighting and said generators for such things as running electronic cash registers.

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    6. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well of course they would need to have phones. How else would they be able to coordinate with their offshore quilt suppliers?

    7. Re:Just because 6.2% don't have phones by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does this mean Luke Skkywalker is Amish? IIRC, he was using a portable generator to charge R2D2 when visiting Yoda, but I have'nt seen him plugging the android into a wall.

      That's because the droid and generator were both 110V, but the wall current was 220V. Remember, Uncle Owen wouldn't let him go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.

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  2. Re:welcome to teh 20th century by drxray · · Score: 3, Funny

    Their first call:

    "Hi. Got Skype?"

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  3. why bother when there are cell phones? by jxyama · · Score: 3, Interesting
    if you look on the map, Mink, LA is ~15 miles off I-49, which is a major highway between two of the larger Lousiana cities: Shreveport and Baton Rouge.

    surely they have cell phone signals there... why bother with a land line? how are they going to recuperate the capital cost?

    1. Re:why bother when there are cell phones? by nxtr · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you had read the article, you would've realized that they went to the town dump to make a call, because they got the best reception there.

    2. Re:why bother when there are cell phones? by Zocalo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      how are they going to recuperate the capital cost?

      It's not just about voice: xDSL services also run over landlines. In the UK wireless broadband services are almost always significantly more expensive than wired, and are often considered as a last resort solution. Even with the considerably more dispersed population of the bulk of the US, I doubt that things are much different on the other side of the pond.

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  4. Bad Credit? by mfh · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just because 6.2% of people don't have wired phones doesn't mean that the service isn't available to them. A lot of people ditch their wired lines and just use their cell phone.

    I'm guessing it's bad credit.

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  5. Re:and by PoopJuggler · · Score: 5, Funny

    It also means that 6.2% of Americans aren't getting gouged or ripped-off by the telcos.

  6. Most people I know dont have phone lines. by blanks · · Score: 3, Insightful

    " 6.2% of US homes don't have phone service "
    Does this include the number of people who have cellphones that dont want a land line.

    Or how about the people that just dont want a land line. Or get digital phone service from their cable provider.

    1. Re:Most people I know dont have phone lines. by evilviper · · Score: 2, Informative
      From the article:
      93.8 percent of American households had telephones of some sort.


      If they have any type of phone service, they have been counted.

      The statistic doesn't say how many of those 6.2% of people live way out in the middle of nowhere (ie. Alaska), or how many may simply have decided they don't need a telephone.
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  7. Telephones just now, eh? by nxtr · · Score: 4, Funny

    So much for Canada being the great white north.

  8. Don't forget the Amish by UpLateDrinkingCoffee · · Score: 4, Funny
    In the article they also say that as many as 6.2% of US homes don't have phone service - that would mean that 19 million Americans don't have wired phone lines available to them."
    Maybe some people just don't want a telephone, like the Amish. They certainly don't account for 6.2% of U.S. homes, but I'll bet it's a factor.
    1. Re:Don't forget the Amish by deathazre · · Score: 5, Funny

      the hell, the amish have a website?

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    2. Re:Don't forget the Amish by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even Baptists have a website now!

  9. It said phones "of some kind" by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 3, Informative

    probably meaning land or cell.

  10. I didn't either... by LinuxInDallas · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I didn't have a land line either until I finally bought a house. Now the only reason I have it is because it's required for the security system. What a waste, every call on the land line is a telemarketer...about 6-10 a day.

    1. Re:I didn't either... by jschottm · · Score: 4, Funny

      What a waste, every call on the land line is a telemarketer...about 6-10 a day.

      At the very least, use it for some fun. Just get an answering machine without a ringer. Here's some ideas to get you started:

      1. Record the little error tone that the phone company uses and get a woman to do a really pinched voice, "The number you have called, 555-1234, has been changed. The new number is 555-1234. Please note this change."

      2. Get someone to do the voice of an elderly person, "Hello? Hello? You're goana have to speak up sonny, I'm a little hard of hearing. What? You're calling from who?" It helps if you can get a really long recording time.

      3. I'm going to assume from your username that you're down in Texas. Just record something really unpleasant happening on a farm to a cow.

      4. Fax handshake. For added style points, record a message and record a 300 baud modem sending it in plaintext ala Information Society.

      5. Amusing excerpts - for a while I had bits of Deliverence or the introduction to Jesus Built My Hotrod as my message.

      6. Same concept as 2, but get an actual little kid. "No, Daddy doesn't want to talk to you. I have blocks. I like them. I make..."

      At the end of the month, play back the messages and see if you got any amusing responses. It would be more amusing to hack up a Linux telephony box so you could record their responses as the message plays, but that might be a little too much effort.

    2. Re:I didn't either... by LakeSolon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      First I turned off the ringer by my desk. It has a little flashing LED on it (presumably for the hard of hearing), and I can still hear the other phones in the house. But this way it just wasn't as annoying to wait out the ringing after I'd looked at the Caller ID and decided I didn't want to talk to "Marketing Services", but before the answering machine picked up.

      Then I was somewhere else in the house and did the same on that phone. Rinse, repeat. Now that all the ringers are off I rationalized that if it's important (but they don't have my cell number) they can leave a message, and I'll check those all at once and call them back.

      Now that everyone knows the home phone doesn't get answered, virtually all the messages are telemarketers. Since I know this I don't put a high priority on checking messages. So they accumulate. And instead of just a dozen messages, it's 20, 30 or more. I loathe skipping through them all so I let it go.

      Now, the answering machine is full and doesn't pick up.

      I suppose if the cable ever goes out I can at least use the landline for a dialup. Hardly seems worth the monthly fee though.

      ~Lake

  11. Demand - Supply by FuturePastNow · · Score: 3, Informative

    My mother lives way out in the country, and the local telco quoted her an obscene price to run a landline to the house. Unfortunately, she lives too far from the highway to get decent cellphone coverage. She ended up having to pay it.

    I have to believe, though, that if the people of Mink, LA really wanted phone coverage some company would have wanted to sell it to them. I guess it wasn't worth it, until now, for just fifteen homes.

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    1. Re:Demand - Supply by TheHawke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't mean a dammed thing... Telephones come under the definition of UTILITY. Meaning, that the CLEC has no option that if a client wants telephone service installed, they have to run the dammed wires to the utility drop at the property line, no matter if it means 2 miles off of the road or 20. Then it's up to the client to finish the run to his home via any method that he/she can find, by either running the lead-in via poles or bury the bloody thing. The telephone company CANNOT deny ANYONE service based upon location, that is FEDERAL Law.

      If they bitch, take it up the ladder to the next in command, and keep it up until you find a joker that will help you out.

      If that fails, call, email, or write to your state PUC and drop the hammer on the telco's head, HARD!
      These money-grubbing weasels will try to wriggle out of ANY money-losing opportunity that they can, even at the expense of a customers life.

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  12. Rural Telecommunications Acts by green+pizza · · Score: 5, Informative

    In the USA, there are Rural Telecommunication (and electrification) Acts. I'm not sure about new construction, but I know that in rural Texas if you have an old isolated homestead in need of telephone service, you can call up the nearest telco and they'll string out lines no matter what it costs. It all gets paid for by federal grants.

    The only catch is the telco territory boundries. Sometimes two telcos will bicker over who gets to (or who has to) string the lines. A vist to your state's public services commissioner will get things moving though.

    1. Re:Rural Telecommunications Acts by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It all gets paid for by federal grants.

      Hm, I wonder how many of these people moved out to the country because they wanted to "get the government off their backs", or were looking for lower taxes...

  13. Re:Direcway and VOIP by green+pizza · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The latency would be horrible. You'd have to end every sentence with "over". May as well just use a CB Radio.

  14. What the hell? by evilviper · · Score: 3, Funny
    No matter how many times I read it, I have no clue what the hell this paragraph in the story is supposed to mean:

    The analog service, which is being phased out here, also lacks features like voice mail. So people like Ray, who sells fire-extinguishing systems for Firetrace International in the Southeast, can sometimes be found at the local Dumpster in a clearing, shouting into his digital cell phone: "How is the signal? HOW IS THE SIGNAL?"


    Whaaaaaa?
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  15. Re: welcome to teh 20th century by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 2, Funny
    Trrriiiiinnnggg....

    "Yes? Hello?"

    "Hello! I am calling you to inform you of our wonderful new product line, introduced this week. Would you care to take a little time and hear more about it?"

    "WTF ?!?"

    "I see. Sorry to have bothered you. Have a nice day, ma'am."

  16. Huh? by dghcasp · · Score: 4, Interesting
    a survey released in October found that 93.8 percent of American households had telephones of some sort. More households had televisions--98.2 percent, according to Nielsen Media Research-NTI.

    Consider that Nielson would probably have done telephone surveys to determine these statistics, how exactly do they calculate how many people don't have phones?

    "Hey, call Floyd and ask if he's got a phone!"
    Who's Floyd? What's his number?
    I don't know, but there must be a Floyd. Hmm, not in the white pages, so he must not have a phone
    So don't call him, but when you call him, ask him if he has a T.V.

    Can you say Reductio ad absurdum kids? I knew you could!

    1. Re:Huh? by imthesponge · · Score: 3, Informative
      http://216.239.63.104/search?q=cache:-AAPfXFzjjEJ: www.fcc.gov/Bureaus/Common_Carrier/Reports/FCC-Sta te_Link/IAD/subs0704.pdf&hl=en (google cache)

      They use the Census.

      "Recognizing the need for more precise periodic measurements of subscribership, the Commission requested that the Census Bureau include questions on telephone availability as part of its CPS, which monitors demographic trends between the decennial censuses."

  17. technology in rural America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The truth is that there are plenty of homes in the US that aren't even on the electric grid!

    as of 1994 100,000 homes
    http://lists.cohousing.org/archives/cohousi ng-l/ms g00481.html

    How-To
    http://www.oreillynet.com/pub/a/network/ 2004/12/03 /grid.html

    I was talking to a tech friend of mine the other day. He said about 40% of the homes where he came from didn't have electricity! This was in Id, USA... Crazy eh?

  18. Telephone service by eric76 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We didn't get telephone service to my home until 1971 or so.

    Before that, if we needed to make a telephone call, we had to go to my grandmother's house.

    More often, we'd call my grandmother on the radio and she'd place the call for us.

  19. Re:his math is way off too by MrDomino · · Score: 2, Informative
  20. WTF by AndyChrist · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What the fuck have we been paying that universal service fee for?

  21. Huh? Dont tell me... by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 3, Funny

    ---The Federal Communications Commission does not keep track of places without phone service, but a survey released in October found that 93.8 percent of American households had telephones of some sort

    Was it a PHONE survey? Please dont say it so..

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  22. They'll be getting electricity soon too... by mantle_etching · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe.

  23. Re:and by SoSueMe · · Score: 3, Funny

    That means 19 million Americans don't have to sign up for the "Do Not Call" list.

  24. No cell service on I-49 by mrbrown1602 · · Score: 2, Informative

    As a resident of the state of Louisiana, I can tell you that there has NEVER been cell service on most of I-49... which is mostly just forested area. I can remember driving my sister to college back in the mid-90s (when my dad had a humongous cell phone w/ a battery pack)... there wasn't service back then, and there still isn't service now.

  25. Map? Directions? by antis0c · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone have any ideas where the remaining people live? I'd like to move there. I can feel my blood pressure lowering just thinking about it.

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  26. Boy... we may be behind here in louisiana... but.. by bmooney28 · · Score: 3, Funny

    slashdot missed this story by the better part of a week ;) (check the date on it!)

  27. Re:Since when.. by slavemowgli · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The posting's title was obviously sarcastic.

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  28. Re:Reasons why people don't have phone service by Radical+Rad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The reason I don't have a phone is that when I built my house, the regional bell would not hook up a new phone service unless I provided them with copies of 2 of the following 3 documents: drivers license, social security card, birth certificate. I explained to them that the grocer and gas station and numerous other businesses don't demand to keep my personal information on file in order to allow me to buy from them. The woman I was talking to informed me that if I wanted a phone I didn't have a choice in the matter. I begged her pardon but I do have a choice. Bye bye Ameritech. You've lost a customer for life. I found I am much happier without a phone anyway. In the year and a half since then I have not had one telemarketing call disturb my dinner or television shows and I have other things I can spend $30 a month on like high speed internet access.

  29. Sign up for the Do Not Call list by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Informative

    https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx it's well worth the minimal time it takes. The vast majority of telemarketers respect this list, and don't call you. The reason is that they can face severe fines if they do. There are always a few morons, and it won't get rid of those, but you can expect to see 95%+ of the calls go away. The main ones you'll recieve are from companies that you do bussiness with, they are still allowed to call you.

    Also, you should check on the requirement of a line for the security system. Normally security systems that use such a feature use a seperate copper pair for their transmissions, thus a phone line shouldn't really be necessary.

  30. weren't the only one offended by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 2, Informative

    "The communications industry contributes to a national Universal Service Fund that underwrites uneconomical service in sparsely populated areas, but it has yet to be activated in Louisiana, said Curtin, leaving BellSouth stuck with the tab. But the Louisiana Public Service Commission said it expected to reimburse BellSouth out of a new state service fund next year."

    Last I checked *I* contributed to this becuase the phone
    companies feel the need to be reimbursed for the cost of
    business of their (near) monopolies. That LA would consider further reimbursing HellSouth is galling.

  31. My Dad got a wired phone in 1998 by bigmoosie · · Score: 2, Informative

    He had been living at his cabin in the woods for 4 years before he got a phone line. It was only 1/2 mile, but 10K$ was a pretty steep price to pay and have polls sunk and trees trimmed. He used a cell phone but that was rather expensive and even with a monster cell antenna on the roof, if there was a cloud over the house there was no reception. He ran off of gas and a generator for 2 years and put solar power in. Just recently he had power lines run out to his house.

    For me, it's cheaper to use a cell phone than a land line. Plus with cellular number portability, I can take my number anywhere I move to and not have to worry about giving a new number out to people.

    ~ryan

    PS I live in VT.

  32. Re:'Nother night gathered roun' the pay phone.... by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From the descriptions the article has of the inhabitants, I can't imagine their phone calls being very thrilling.
    My guess is that 99.99% of anybody's (except, perhaps, phone-sex workers') phone calls are probably not very thrilling.
    Kind of like blogs, really.
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  33. That's not the only spot without phone service.... by mjh49746 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I live close to an area where people cannot get a wire line due to either lack of demand, or prohibitively expensive to service for the income gained, or something like it.

    I read in the local paper last year about some guy trying to get a wired line from the local phone company (Verizon) and they told him it would be about $35,000 or so to hook him up, due to there being no local phone network in the area. Far as I know, he's still without a phone though he said he was going to start his own phone company. That's the last I've heard of that story. Still waiting for him to start his own phone company, too. ;-)

    Case you're all curious, this is not Louisiana, but Northeast Michigan where spots of no land lines aren't unheard of and cell phone service is poor to nonexistant. Basically, I live in a forest and the area is very sparsely populated, but the hunting and fishing is good, girlwatching is a favorite pastime, and you're pretty much guaranteed a White Christmas.

    I imagine there's quite a few places in the Upper Penninsula that don't have phone service either as a lot of it is definately undeveloped forestland out there. However, I can't answer anyone that question for sure.

  34. Universal Service by Detritus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In past surveys, one of the major reasons that people do not have telephones is financial. Poor people often have bad credit, the telephone company wants all old bills paid before restoring service, the telephone company wants a large deposit, the head-of-household is unable to control usage of the telephone by other family members and visitors, and the cost is unpredictable. A typical scenario is that a household gets a telephone, the service gets abused for long distance and other premium calls, the household gets a large bill that they can't pay, the bill doesn't get paid, resulting in termination of service and a poor credit reference. Restoration of service would be expensive and would just setup the household for another cycle of abuse and disconnection. As a solution, some people have suggested requiring the telephone company to offer a fixed-cost service that would have permanent blocks for long distance and premium calls. The bill would be guaranteed to be $X a month, no matter how the phone was used.

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