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High School Dropout, Self-Taught Chip Designer

circletimessquare writes "The QVC television shopping network has recently found a hit in its product the C64, which emulates the classic Commodore 64 in a small form factor, a joystick. But the story of the designer of the product is more interesting than the product. Meet Jeri Ellsworth [NYTimes. You know what that means], whose life story emulates the golden age of garage-based computer design. She is proof that the passion of the homebrew electronic hobbyist is still a viable force in an age when well-funded and well-staffed corporate design teams dominate chip design."

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  1. Yes but... by _PimpDaddy7_ · · Score: 4, Funny

    is she HOT?

    1. Re:Yes but... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

      She's pretty good looking, even if she wasn't a female hard-core geek who designs and fabricates CPUs for the hell of it.

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    2. Re:Yes but... by gUmbi · · Score: 4, Funny

      is she HOT?

      6 beers.

    3. Re:Yes but... by caluml · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, she's slim, which in my book is 75% :)

    4. Re:Yes but... by freshman_a · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even more remarkable than a hot girl designing microchips, is the fact that QVC is selling something I would actually buy.

      even more remarkable is that this is prolly the only article in /. history where a post by an AC consisting only of the word "Yes", in reponse to the question "is she hot?", got modded as "insightful"

    5. Re:Yes but... by b1t+r0t · · Score: 4, Funny
      is she HOT?

      She's female and she knows VHDL. That makes her pretty hot as far as I'm concerned.

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    6. Re:Yes but... by c64cryptoboy · · Score: 2, Funny
      QVC is selling something I would actually buy

      I'm sure the small print says "Jeri not included".

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    7. Re:Yes but... by paedobear · · Score: 2, Funny

      Feh - still hot. Or is there a rule that we can only objectify real women now?

  2. Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe in 20 years she can design a P75. That will show those corparte giants who is boss.

  3. that noise you are about to hear ... by Triumph+The+Insult+C · · Score: 3, Funny

    keep your pants on boys ... she's kind of cute

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    1. Re:that noise you are about to hear ... by JaffaKREE · · Score: 4, Funny

      Definitely cute, but standing next to a male skull with RAM sticks lodged in the cranium serve as an effective deterrent to sexual advances.

    2. Re:that noise you are about to hear ... by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're new here, aren't you?

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    3. Re:that noise you are about to hear ... by dimator · · Score: 3, Funny

      Pants officially off!

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    4. Re:that noise you are about to hear ... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe, but I prefer the brunette standing next to her.

    5. Re:that noise you are about to hear ... by Dasein · · Score: 2, Funny

      And I'm practically old enough to be your typical slashdotter's father. Seems okay to me.

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  4. don't mod up :( by ack154 · · Score: 5, Funny

    damnit - i really did mean to post as AC ...

  5. Jeri...ooh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    We've covered this before, and everyone debated the included game list. But, it does pose the question...what sounds does an army of salivating nerds make? ;-)

  6. A girl-geek and slashdot by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Start rolling out the "She is hot" and "I'd like her to play with my joystick" comments.

    One more thing, can Slashdot's editors please stop whining about NYT's registration? To read their news for free just for filling in some info seems like a generous trade.

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  7. Finally I can get a Comadore 64... by Socrates+Demise · · Score: 2, Funny

    and see what all of the fuss was about.

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  8. But what about Porn? by DeathFlame · · Score: 2, Funny

    When will someone create a 'joystick' with 30 different kinds of porn, instead of having to use that old 'internet' thing.

  9. I'd hit it! by beldraen · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, wrong site.. Sorry.

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  10. Well by paranode · · Score: 5, Funny

    She looks like a conniving elf in the picture. So in Slashdot terms, yes she's hot.

  11. New York Times? by michael+path · · Score: 5, Funny

    [NYTimes. You know what that means]

    That they're just making shit up?

  12. Darn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dont you hate it when you're looking for -1 Martyr and you get Funny?

  13. Re:I think I'm in love. by jxyama · · Score: 2, Funny
    >The important question, is she single?

    from the lack of the ring... i believe she is...

    but you missed the more important question first:
    is she straight?

    (of course, i assumed the question to the question that comes before that: are you a male?

  14. Re:There will always been room for the underdog by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think "Scion" is Japanese for "butt-ugly".

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  15. Is Stroker on the joystick? by hal2814 · · Score: 2, Funny

    With all the girl-geek comments going around, has anyone checked to see if Stroker is on the C64 joystick?

  16. Re:No Reg Required... by iamhassi · · Score: 4, Funny
    sorry for the troll but.... damn she's cute!!!

    Even if she wasn't a 30 yr old high school dropout self-taught chip designer and was just a normal person I'd still consider her cute.

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  17. Re:impossible? by i41Overlord · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, but they had the resources of the US government and their academic institution to back them up. Chip fabrication is not cheap, therefore it really is difficult to get into the chip design field.

    On the contrary, I made an advanced chip fab in my kitchen using only twine, sticks, matches and an old pair of reading glasses. Of course I had an outside contractor (MacGuyver) help me.

  18. Re:No Reg Required... by dAzED1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    why aren't you modded as funny?

    You were just being funny...right?

  19. Re:No Reg Required... by pHatidic · · Score: 4, Funny

    So .8333 out of 10? Dude that's harsh.

  20. Re:No Reg Required... by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 4, Funny

    she really is pretty cute... but look at all the stiff competition you'd find if you tried to pick her up at a hobby show: http://home.earthlink.net/~randy128/expo2002/pix5/ MVC-304S.JPG

  21. Re:Sexism by LittleGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm halfway through the responses and haven't yet encountered a single comment about the greatness of this project!

    So, is the project HOT?

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  22. Jerri Fan Site by Stopher2475 · · Score: 2, Funny

    My question is which one of us is gonna be nerdy enough to collect all the pics of her and make a fan site?

  23. Re:No Reg Required... by unitron · · Score: 2, Funny
    But she has her own temperature-controlled soldering station, how can you not fall in love?

    I'll bet she even does wire-wrap.

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