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Apple Nixes Live Webcast, Satellite Feed

spamguy writes "MacInTouch reports that Steve Jobs' January 11th MacWorld Expo keynote address may not be broadcast live in any way. If you were hoping to watch Stevie present the rumoured sub-$500 Mac, the Motorola phone, the Flash iPod, and/or the office suite, you now have no choice but to buy your plane tickets to San Francisco ASAP."

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  1. Apple: Always thinking by gonzo-wireless · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now they can't screw it up like Gates did. Although, no one can see it, so it doesn't matter if they screw up or not...

    1. Re:Apple: Always thinking by Saven+Marek · · Score: 5, Informative

      What you can do instead then is use another link which works, and that, one is here to watch

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    2. Re:Apple: Always thinking by mjpaci · · Score: 4, Funny

      I cannot believe how badly Conan's "Bill Gates is a family man, wife, 2 kids, don't let the term Microsoft fool you!" joke failed.

      I am still giggling.

      --Paci

      (Forgive spelling)

    3. Re:Apple: Always thinking by pldms · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does no one remember the camera sync episode? Somebody hadn't charged the batteries, so Jobs threw it towards/at (delete as appropriate) an underling, with a scowl.

      Gates has no style, but is safer to be around.

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    4. Re:Apple: Always thinking by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 5, Informative

      My home OSX box has crashed twice, and it's been going now for 3 years.

      My Windows 2000 and XP machines at work seem to crash a couple of times a month at least.

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  2. why? by fyonn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    isnt it a good advert for apple when millions are tuning into live webcasts to see what's happening? it's not like it's doing them any harm is it? the news is out there.

    dave

    1. Re:why? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can imagine Jobs seeing the Microsoft presentations this week and getting kinda nervous.
      After all, how can Apple expect to beat something like Microsoft.
      2 whole crashes in one day.
      No company could beat that record, so might as well not try.

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    2. Re:why? by eclectro · · Score: 5, Funny

      isnt it a good advert for apple when millions are tuning into live webcasts to see what's happening

      Probably what happened is in rehearsal the sub $500 mac prototype crumbled and all the parts fell out on the floor everywhere. Needless to say, this would not look good in a live presentation.

      You can only cut corners so far.

      Please don't sue me Apple.

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  3. Well... by JavaMoose · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Hopefully some of the more adept Apple users will figure out a way to stream this.

    I mean, shit, this is pratically begging for someone to use their Powerbook and iSight to do this.

  4. Blog by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apple probably figured they didn't need to waste the money on the web cast because the audience will be filled with Apple fan boi bloggers uploading Jobs' comments in real time and streaming iSight video.

    John.

  5. what's the big fricken deal? by REBloomfield · · Score: 5, Insightful

    it's being posted as a file later on, you can watch it as many damn times as you like then. Is this really bl**dy news??

  6. Re:Whaaa? by ivano · · Score: 5, Interesting
    well not to sound like a fanboy but Steve is a damn good speaker/presenter. he doesn't behave like a monkey to get people motivated. he doesn't "umm" and "ah" his way through it. He's cool and polished. And to be honest what's better than seeing a demo or the product itself than waiting for it to be "filterd" by the media. I want demos not snide comments by a 95% Windows dominated media (qv iPod-killer stories).

    Ciao

  7. Oh, come on... by liangzai · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is planted, just to get more attraction to the event. You don't know Mr. Jobs very well, do you?

    Rumors, law suits, cancellations, more rumors... it all adds up to an exciting climax.

  8. Alternatively.. by Chicane-UK · · Score: 4, Informative

    You can hang around on any of the Mac rumour sites, who usually have people at the shows connected via WiFi reporting on exactly whats going on - either via frequent updates to a webpage or on an IRC channel.

    Thats what i've done for the last few Mac shows where big announcements were expected :)

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  9. To big an audience? by CrackedButter · · Score: 4, Interesting


    From all accounts, there is huge interest in this macworld, its being hyped up and they might fear that the webcast cannot handle any sort of predicted load. Instead they will just release it later after all the fanfare and the need to watch it dies away. Just as everyone says, it'll be out on the net anyway moments after the annoucement.
    In any case I'll stay off the mac websites until its out for streaming, I want to be equally disappointed like I was last year when GarageBand was demoed for something like 2 hours with some no name artist looking interested. :)

  10. Re:Whaaa? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know Roland, you'd come across as far more credible in your quest to present yourself as a journalist if you could spell simple words like "rinse" correctly.

    Don't you deal with Apple news on your site? If you do then you've probably just lost a few readers by suggesting that this is "obviously only of interest to Steve Jobs and Apple devotees", and they won't all be Apple fanatics: I'm sure there are plenty of non-devotees, including the CEOs of companies like Microsoft, Adobe, RealNetworks, Creative, HP and Sun to name but a few who pay close attention to what Jobs has to say.

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  11. Apple Nixes Live Webcast, Satellite Feed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh fuck, the sky is falling.

  12. You don't want to know... by eMartin · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd expect there to be more than 6 people. Ever visit a Mac IRC channel during one of these things? ...
    Ted: here it comes...
    MacBoy: that wasn't so cool
    iluvsteve: it's not small enough
    lickable: i'm in love
    gregmac: steve is hot
    G6: what's happening now?!?!?
    doug-eMac: OMGOMGOMGOMG
    nickname: one more thing!
    AppleDave: One more thing!!!
    hax0r: he said "one more thing"
    macdude: knew it! one more thing!
    steveiloveyou: ONE MORE THING
    iPaul: i bet it's the apple tv!
    G6: i can't see the stream ;_;
    yoda: onew moer thigns!!!!!
    iluvsteve: one more thingg
    BondiTed: there's one more thing!!1
    MACSSUCK: YOU GUYS SUCK MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
    iDude: ha!
    cindyjobs: one more thing!!!!
    steve_: it's the icar!!!
    mosesjones: one more thing!
    applerules: better be a cheaper ipod!
    freeipod: one more thing!
    G6: i want to see!1
    3macs: one more!!
    i want steve: one more thing!!
    penis: he said one more thing! ...

    And this goes on for about 90 minutes with a hundred or so people repeating every line out of Steve's mouth!

    And trust me when I say the Mac web forums are much worse.

  13. Re:Indeed by HeghmoH · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, I mean, stuff like Spotlight, CoreImage/Video/Data, Quartz Extreme, and the entire Mac OS X system in general are so behind the times.

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  14. Re:All you need to know... by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Insightful
    With the greatest of respect, as I said yesterday, Bill Palmer is arrogant and doesn't exactly put together a sane argument.

    This paragraph says it all:

    It's not all that difficult to figure out. The eMac already is the "Switcher vehicle" that the delusionals keep talking about, they just don't know it. In delusionland, the eMac is being rejected by potential Switchers because it has a built-in monitor. But in reality, Windows users are already Switching to the eMac, in droves for that matter. All you have to do is stick your head outside the delusionland bubble for a few minutes in order to get a whiff of just how many people have already switched.
    By all accounts the eMac is Apple's poorest selling Mac in the consumer sphere. Oh sure, it has some educational buyers, and probably outsells the xServe, but in terms of so-called consumer Macintoshes being bought by actual consumers, it's a lemon. It's an ugly box that forces you to have a giant 17" monitor with it at a time when ordinary users - not just geeks, not just trendy Mac users - are running out and buying LCD flat panels in droves.

    I know many, many, people who will not buy a Mac because of the high cost of entry. And when I say "Well, you can always get an eMac, they start at just $800", they always point out the monitor. It's not even as if you can throw away the monitor, it's there, even if you decide not to use it. Of course, Bill "Delusional" Palmer seems to think that this is a delusion on my part, that the many, many, people saying that they've made this argument and got this reply are deluding themselves. Well, there's either something very strong in the water and Palmer is a bottled water freak, or it's Mr Palmer that's living in a fantasy world.

    So your comment

    It makes no sense for Apple to make, it has no market to fit in
    is just plain bogus. It does have a market, it's an entry level Mac. Right now Apple does not have an actual entry level desktop Macintosh. It has a Mac built for the education market that's kind of cheap, and it has an entry level laptop, but nothing in the entry level desktop area that works for general consumers. That's why Apple's marketshare is poor at the moment, so poor it's being beaten out by GNU/Linux, currently the ultimate niche product.

    As for the price, I agree it will not be $500. But those arguing that the headless iMac isn't real usually argue the product isn't real, not the price. The price is speculation. Realistically, we're looking at $600-700. At that price, it'll still be entry level, it'll still, despite the misgivings of those looking at specs alone, be low enough to attract substantial sales.

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  15. My hand is raised by dimer0 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Lots of people are new to Apple products because of the iPod. Having seen the iPod and been impressed by it, they are now interested in buying Apple computers, but the entry level price point is a little high.

    Exactly.

    I bought an iPod. I was impressed even with the box it came in, the packaging, the wrappers the cords were kept in, etc. Blew my mind. These people know how to design stuff!

    4 months later, I took the plunge and bought an eMac (loaded up with RAM). Haven't touched my windows machines at home since then - 'cept to play a few games.

    4 months after that, I convinced my employer to get me a Dual 2GHz G5 with a 20" cinema display.

    My boss saw what it could do and how it played well in the windows network - so about 1 month later, there was another Dual G5 w/ 20" cinema display in the office (good thing he didn't get the 30" display, or else I would have been pissed off.. heh).

    Oh, and a couple weeks ago Santa brought my daughter a pink iPod mini. This is the same daughter that has self-taught herself the whole iLife suite, and her and her friends don't leave the eMac alone when they're having sleepovers, etc. They make radio shows with GarageBand, convert to mp3, then drop them on CDs to show their friends. They make movies, edit them, and make really cool DVDs. She just turned 11, and I haven't had to show her anything. (Her Windows machine sits relatively unused in her room now) ... I'm now eyeing the 20" iMac, but am waiting for Tiger, iLife '05, and a DVD9 superdrive before I take the plunge ...

    (I think I'm the kind of customer Apple likes)

  16. "Article" is wrong by Alcimedes · · Score: 4, Informative

    I was notified this morning that our University will be hosting a live satellite feed of this event, and our IT staff were all invited to attend.

    Not sure what the original piece was based on, but it wasn't fact.

    I should also note that the only other times our school has gotten a live satellite feed, they announced some pretty kick ass product.