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Giant Iceberg to Collide with Glacier
OECD writes "NASA reports that a massive 100-mile-long iceberg is on a collision course (movie) with a floating glacier near the McMurdo Research Station in Antarctica. NASA scientists expect a collision to occur no later than January 15, 2005."
Cold Fusion?
Roland Emmerich is going to make another movie....
God DAMN IT.
That's the day after tommorow...well it almost is.
a city in greenland?
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
tsumanis, icebergs, mudslides, giant asteroids on a collision course with earth, windows exploits. armegeddon?
Of course it's cool. If it weren't, it would be just liquid water, or even steam.
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
The new combined slushie and burger coming to a McDoodoo near you soon!
READY.
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That's Iceborough in BE.
well when all the penguins down there cluster themselves into a giant beowulf penguin named guido to push the giant iceburg away from the family home of dave the tv repair penguin, then maybe you'll see the significance.
Hey, I'd like to live there. Cool and quiet, lots of snow... just like Sweden without all the hot blonde babes.
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Where's Bruce Willis and a nuke when you need them? The poor penguins must be saved from the iceberg!
"We need to get over this notion, that, for Apple to win... Microsoft must lose." - Steve Jobs, 1997
What's an iceburg?
From German:
Berg (as in iceberg): mountain
Burg (as in, umm, iceburg): castle
So I guess this iceburg is some mad scientist's hideout (Dr. Frost or whatever).
I don't need a signature.
Think of all that poor lettuce!
You know, you'd think that Slashdotters would be more interested in seeing one gigantic thing ramming into another gigantic thing.
Oh, wait, there won't be any fire and explosions. Never mind.
By "British English" I assume you mean English, yes?
That was classic intercourse!
You know, you'd think that Slashdotters would be more interested in seeing one gigantic thing ramming into another gigantic thing.
For a moment I thaught you were referring to porn. But then you mentioned the fire and explosions...
Quick! Gather up your children and amble away as though your life depends on it.
-he who laughs last, is a bit slow.
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This must be the most boring bit of news I ever read in my life. Do I miss some extention in the geek gene that would make this appear to be spectacular to me?
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No power in the 'verse can stop me
Now all I need is a martini the size of Poland.
...has a woman driver?
My God, and that's just the tip of the problem.
My best sig is this one.
...penguin refugees flee to Chile.
Speed 3: Revenge Served Cold!
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Just a sec while I get out my etch-a-sketch and pound out a script
There's probably a penguin on the iceberg pumping its foot and yelling "Waaaa! No brakes, no brakes!"
Superman's gotta move now that his house is condemmed.
There's this bar - and there's a Chinese guy and a Jewish guy who find themselves seated next to each other a couple of nights. Things are going pretty good until one night after a few too many, the Jewish guy hauls off and decks the Chinese guy.
The Chinese guy picks himself up and says "What the hell was that for?!"
The Jewish guy snaps "That was for bombing Pearl Harbor."
"Pearl Harbor? Pearl harbor was bombed by the Japanese!"
The Jewish guy shrugs "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?!"
The next night they find themselves at the bar again, and after a snootful, the Chinese guy hauls off and decks the Jewish guy.
He picks himself up and shouts "What the hell was THAT for?"
The Chinese guy says "THAT was for sinking the Titanic!"
"Are you nuts? The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg?!"
"Yeah, well - iceberg, Goldberg - what's the difference?!"
"Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
...$20 on the glacier. I think it can take that little guy.
FLR
Best watch tho. If you get too excited writing the script, you could get the shakes....and well, there goes your script!! If you're looking for cast, ask Ben Stiller. He stars in anything.
I traded all my mod points for these magic beans.
Me, I can't usually eat 'em 'cause my girlfriend's a vegetarian. Which more or less makes me a vegetarian, but I sure love the taste of a good burger.
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?
Remember, You are unique...just like everyone else.
Cheese Royal. It's the metric system, dude.
Check out the big brain on liangzai!
"Speed 3: Ice berg of doom"
"Oh my god, if this ice berg goes slower than 1 mile a year we're ALL GONNA DIE!!!"
You have two hands and one brain, so always code twice as much as you think!
I've seen some Hollywood movies, so I can guarantee that when they collide, the iceberg will fly up into the air, flip over, and explode in an immense ball of flame.
---- "If we have to go on with these damned quantum jumps, then I'm sorry that I ever got involved" - Erwin Schrodinger
Mod this down! Slashdot is not the place to be talking about penguins... wait, nevermind.
I'm going to go create my own technology news site, with blackjack and hookers. You know what? Forget the news site.