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Giant Iceberg to Collide with Glacier

OECD writes "NASA reports that a massive 100-mile-long iceberg is on a collision course (movie) with a floating glacier near the McMurdo Research Station in Antarctica. NASA scientists expect a collision to occur no later than January 15, 2005."

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  1. Oooh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cold Fusion?

  2. Oh Crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Roland Emmerich is going to make another movie....

    God DAMN IT.

  3. Wait.. by MrRuslan · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's the day after tommorow...well it almost is.

  4. Re:Ai chingawa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I guess you will be giving up your car then, taking up public transport, switching to clean electricity sources, reducing your garbage, recycling, not buying products linked to deforestation, and so on.

    Its one thing to be scared its another to do something about it.

  5. what's an iceburg? by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Funny

    a city in greenland?

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  6. Need a better view by Albinoman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Things like this dont happen too often. Surely someone can sacrifice a few bucks to set up a camera in the front row. Maybe it could be some inspiration for those CGI effects in Hollywood.

    1. Re:Need a better view by sunwukong · · Score: 5, Funny

      Speed 3: Revenge Served Cold!

      Just a sec while I get out my etch-a-sketch and pound out a script ...

  7. apocalypse , now? by OffTheLip · · Score: 5, Funny

    tsumanis, icebergs, mudslides, giant asteroids on a collision course with earth, windows exploits. armegeddon?

    1. Re:apocalypse , now? by Troed · · Score: 3, Funny

      prepare for 3.5 years of good times, then 3.5 years of hell on earth.

      Ok, then this cannot be it. We've just had 4 years of hell on earth, and due to the election outcome in the US we're bound for another 4 years of the same.

    2. Re:apocalypse , now? by da3dAlus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nope. Just Tuesday.

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    3. Re:apocalypse , now? by aafiske · · Score: 3, Funny

      I could never get the hang of Tuesdays...

  8. Re:So? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course it's cool. If it weren't, it would be just liquid water, or even steam.

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  9. Re:Iceburg? by cwebb1977 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey, I'd like to live there. Cool and quiet, lots of snow... just like Sweden without all the hot blonde babes.

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  10. Re:Iceburg? by koi88 · · Score: 5, Funny


    What's an iceburg?

    From German:
    Berg (as in iceberg): mountain
    Burg (as in, umm, iceburg): castle

    So I guess this iceburg is some mad scientist's hideout (Dr. Frost or whatever).

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  11. This is important because... by polysylabic+psudonym · · Score: 5, Informative

    Aside from looking cool and being important to penguins (the two things that the article seems to focus on) this can affect things that are actually important.

    The ice tongue that the iceberg is going to hit is the ocean end of a glacier. If that is knocked off by the collision that could be like pulling the cork from a bottle. It may cause the glacier to discharge into the more rapidly than it otherwise would, raising sea levels.

    http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg1842 47 96.100

    1. Re:This is important because... by morzel · · Score: 4, Informative
      How exactly would it raise sea levels if it's already floating on the water? Want to recant?
      I'll bite: because the glacier is sitting on land?

      Remember: the North Pole is all ice and no land, but the South Pole is a pretty big landmass with the ice on top of it.

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    2. Re:This is important because... by DLWormwood · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You mean the way your ice cube tray overflows when the ice melts? Think again.

      Uh, no. This is Antarctica, where most of the glacier is over land or supported by it in some way. If the glacier slides off, it would cause an increase (abeit slight) in ocean levels.

      This is my biggest gripe with how the media messed up public perception of "global warming." The press focuses so much on "rising ocean levels" due to melting floating ice that they gave the cranks ammunition to debunk the science. The reality is that it should be called "climatic change" and is more likely to cause extremes of drought/flooding and drifting of ariable land than anything else. This website used to be a good resource for the topic, specifically arguing that the "greenhouse effect" is completely different from global warming.

      Climate change is happening, but no one will take the problem seriously anymore, since what everybody feared would happen can't. (Leading to people ignoring what will happen.)

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  12. Ooooh 300 million tons by asliarun · · Score: 5, Interesting

    (been a long time since i did some math)

    From the site:-
    "The B-15A iceberg is a 3,000-square-kilometer (1,200-square-mile) behemoth"

    Pulling figures from the nether region, i'm assuming the berg to be 100mts high. This would give us:-
    Surface area = 3000 sq. km = 3000 x 1000 x 1000 = 3 x 10^9 sq. mt.
    Thus, volume of berg = 3 x 10^9 x 100 = 3 x 10^11 cubic mts.

    Now, i know that roughly, 1 cubic meter of ice (water) = 1000kg.

    Thus, weight of berg = 3 x 10^11 x 1000 = 3 x 10^14 kgs.

    That's 3000000,000,00,000kgs. = 3000000,000,00 metric tons = 300000000 kilotons = 300000 million tons!

    If my math is correct, then oooh boy, this is going to be one heck of a fender bender.

    1. Re:Ooooh 300 million tons by syntap · · Score: 5, Funny

      My God, and that's just the tip of the problem.

      My best sig is this one.

    2. Re:Ooooh 300 million tons by mjfrazer · · Score: 3, Informative

      According to this, b15 was 200 to 350 metres thick at calving time.
      It was estimated to be 70% of the annual 2500 giga-tonne ice output from the Ross shelf. That's 1750000 million tonnes!
      (note that a metric tonne is spelled differently than an imperial ton.)

  13. In case of slashdotting, Mirror here by appleLaserWriter · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.nasa.gov.nyud.net:8090/vision/earth/loo kingatearth/ice_berg_ram.html

  14. Re:So? by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Is there anything that could possibly have less consequence?

    Not much, if you live in Montana.

    But if you live in Texas, or Louisiana, or Florida, it's got quite a lot of consequence. Ice melts on its exposed edges. So break it up into smaller pieces and it melts faster, decreasing the salinity of the ocean, and thus affecting circulation, which leads to changes in storm patterns. Had any hurricanes lately?

    Melting of floating ice, of course, doesn't change the sea level. But the floating glacier provides back-pressure which holds back the much larger glacier on shore. If you break off the floating part of the glacier and release the back-pressure, more of the non-floating part slides down into the sea and starts to float, and that does change the sea level. How high do you want your tide today?

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  15. iceberg coming... by geeklawyer · · Score: 5, Funny
    at half a mile an hour.

    Quick! Gather up your children and amble away as though your life depends on it.

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  16. Wonderful... by Paiway · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now all I need is a martini the size of Poland.

  17. I presume the thing by Skiron · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...has a woman driver?

  18. In other news... by rfunches · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...penguin refugees flee to Chile.

  19. Re:Penguins in peril by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's probably a penguin on the iceberg pumping its foot and yelling "Waaaa! No brakes, no brakes!"

  20. Re:So? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm not sure just how fresh the water in Icebergs is but increased amounts of fresh water in the Ocean can cause problems.

    I remember watching a program a while back which said that due to global warming huge russian rivers were dumping much more than the usual amount of fresh water in the North Atlantic.

    The North Atlantic contains one end of the Gulf Stream where the warm water sinks down and flows back to the Gulf Of Mexico to be reheated. Apparently if the salinity of the water reduces by any more the warm water might not sink down and in effect turn off the Gulf Stream at which point we in the UK would be pretty f#cked.

    How many other scientist agree with this idea though I am not sure.

  21. "Iceburg?" - reminds me of a joke... by jpellino · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's this bar - and there's a Chinese guy and a Jewish guy who find themselves seated next to each other a couple of nights. Things are going pretty good until one night after a few too many, the Jewish guy hauls off and decks the Chinese guy.
    The Chinese guy picks himself up and says "What the hell was that for?!"
    The Jewish guy snaps "That was for bombing Pearl Harbor."
    "Pearl Harbor? Pearl harbor was bombed by the Japanese!"
    The Jewish guy shrugs "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?!"
    The next night they find themselves at the bar again, and after a snootful, the Chinese guy hauls off and decks the Jewish guy.
    He picks himself up and shouts "What the hell was THAT for?"
    The Chinese guy says "THAT was for sinking the Titanic!"
    "Are you nuts? The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg?!"
    "Yeah, well - iceberg, Goldberg - what's the difference?!"

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  22. Re:Iceburger by saider · · Score: 3, Funny

    Me, I can't usually eat 'em 'cause my girlfriend's a vegetarian. Which more or less makes me a vegetarian, but I sure love the taste of a good burger.

    You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?

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