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Giant Iceberg to Collide with Glacier

OECD writes "NASA reports that a massive 100-mile-long iceberg is on a collision course (movie) with a floating glacier near the McMurdo Research Station in Antarctica. NASA scientists expect a collision to occur no later than January 15, 2005."

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  1. Oooh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cold Fusion?

  2. Iceburg? by CdXiminez · · Score: 2

    Welcome to Iceburg, Drygalski. Population 0.

    1. Re:Iceburg? by CptCook · · Score: 1

      I think it's like an English Iceberg

    2. Re:Iceburg? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      A castle made out of ice?

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    3. Re:Iceburg? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Well an "iceburg" is a spellchecker that is frozen.

    4. Re:Iceburg? by MagerValp · · Score: 1, Funny

      The new combined slushie and burger coming to a McDoodoo near you soon!

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    5. Re:Iceburg? by tindur · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's Iceborough in BE.

    6. Re:Iceburg? by cwebb1977 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, I'd like to live there. Cool and quiet, lots of snow... just like Sweden without all the hot blonde babes.

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    7. Re:Iceburg? by koi88 · · Score: 5, Funny


      What's an iceburg?

      From German:
      Berg (as in iceberg): mountain
      Burg (as in, umm, iceburg): castle

      So I guess this iceburg is some mad scientist's hideout (Dr. Frost or whatever).

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    8. Re:Iceburg? by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Certain towns with a distinctive style of architecture are referred to as iceburgs. Here is an example of one iceburg's hotel.

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    9. Re:Iceburg? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1, Funny

      By "British English" I assume you mean English, yes?

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    10. Re:Iceburg? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Superman's gotta move now that his house is condemmed.

    11. Re:Iceburg? by mikael · · Score: 1

      That would be "iceburger". which is what you get when you leave a box of regular hamburgers at the back of the deep freeze, and forget about them until you are relocating and have to clean everything out.

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    12. Re:Iceburg? by grub · · Score: 1


      Weird, but reading "McMurdo Research Station" in the article and your mention of Sweden made me think of The Thing when Kurt Russell's character called the Norwegians "Swedes" a few times.

      Better get more coffee...

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    13. Re:Iceburg? by OECD · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Welcome to Iceburg, Drygalski. Population 0.

      Doh! I finally get a story on slashdot, and I have a typo. Well, I feel a little better that someone at NOAA did the same thing here.

      And who the heck modded you offtopic? They didn't R the FA, obviously.

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    14. Re:Iceburg? by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      I don't get it- the main difference between living on the iceberg and living in Sweden is the absence of the hot blonde babes on the iceberg, and YOU CHOOSE THE ICEBERG?!?!

      "Wow, Sweden is great, but it would be even better without all the gorgeous women. I'm off to live on an iceberg!"

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    15. Re:Iceburg? by anethema · · Score: 1

      Thank you dr obvious

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    16. Re:Iceburg? by andrewa · · Score: 1

      yep

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    17. Re:Iceburg? by gryphokk · · Score: 1



      It's official. The "Ayes" are above the "Nos."

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    18. Re:Iceburg? by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      And who the heck modded you offtopic? They didn't R the FA, obviously.

      Oh my god, how dare they ?

  3. Oh Crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Roland Emmerich is going to make another movie....

    God DAMN IT.

  4. Wait.. by MrRuslan · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's the day after tommorow...well it almost is.

    1. Re:Wait.. by cylcyl · · Score: 1

      No, it's the sequel, The Day after the Day after Tomorrow.

    2. Re:Wait.. by Bob+McCown · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Day after the Day after Tomorrow

      Thursday? I could never get then hang of thursdays...

    3. Re:Wait.. by dj245 · · Score: 1

      In other news, sales of the childrens game "Don't Break the Ice" are up 10%, while "Polar Dare" and "Thin Ice" are enjoying a 5% boost.

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  5. Iceburg? by anno1a · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What's an iceburg?

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  6. Re:Ai chingawa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I guess you will be giving up your car then, taking up public transport, switching to clean electricity sources, reducing your garbage, recycling, not buying products linked to deforestation, and so on.

    Its one thing to be scared its another to do something about it.

  7. what's an iceburg? by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Funny

    a city in greenland?

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  8. Need a better view by Albinoman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Things like this dont happen too often. Surely someone can sacrifice a few bucks to set up a camera in the front row. Maybe it could be some inspiration for those CGI effects in Hollywood.

    1. Re:Need a better view by sunwukong · · Score: 5, Funny

      Speed 3: Revenge Served Cold!

      Just a sec while I get out my etch-a-sketch and pound out a script ...

    2. Re:Need a better view by bernywork · · Score: 1

      Just don't put it into a backpack and jog.

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    3. Re:Need a better view by joeslice · · Score: 1

      Do you think it would be interesting to watch? I'm not so sure.... seems to be moving pretty slow. Of course, I guess you could run the video back at 50x or so.

    4. Re:Need a better view by Daravon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Best watch tho. If you get too excited writing the script, you could get the shakes....and well, there goes your script!! If you're looking for cast, ask Ben Stiller. He stars in anything.

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    5. Re:Need a better view by jthayden · · Score: 1

      A whole second?

      It didn't take them that long to write the first two combined.

    6. Re:Need a better view by compro01 · · Score: 1

      what the heck do you mean "poor joke"?

      thats pretty funny.

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    7. Re:Need a better view by Peyna · · Score: 1

      More interesting than watching India crash into Asia.

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    8. Re:Need a better view by K-Man · · Score: 2, Funny


      I've seen some Hollywood movies, so I can guarantee that when they collide, the iceberg will fly up into the air, flip over, and explode in an immense ball of flame.

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    9. Re:Need a better view by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      You idiots! Why did you have to pick the iceburg that was loaded to the brim with NITRO?!?!

    10. Re:Need a better view by compro01 · · Score: 1

      same differance. i consider spelling a subset of grammer.

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  9. apocalypse , now? by OffTheLip · · Score: 5, Funny

    tsumanis, icebergs, mudslides, giant asteroids on a collision course with earth, windows exploits. armegeddon?

    1. Re:apocalypse , now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      tsumanis, icebergs, mudslides, giant asteroids on a collision course with earth, windows exploits. armegeddon?

      If Windows exploits are a sign of Armegeddon, we've been in serious trouble for some time now.

    2. Re:apocalypse , now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not armageddon, Global Warming.

      Which, IIRC threatens to bring at least a couple of the horsemen of the Apocolypse. Famine and Death being the two I immediately think of. Not to worry about Armageddon itself, though. That battle will occur seven years after the believers are taken away.

      So, no, this is not Armageddon. However, it may be a sign of the Apocolypse (the non-Larry Wall kind). Get to know some Christians, if they are all missing at once, prepare for 3.5 years of good times, then 3.5 years of hell on earth.

    3. Re:apocalypse , now? by wass · · Score: 1
      Strangely enough, Paul Krugman of the New York Times has an opinion column today entitled "The Iceberg Cometh", which I just happened to go to after seeing this slashdot heading. I was confused at first, wondering why he would care about such an iceberg collision, until I read the article.

      No, his column isn't about icebergs per se, but about the administration's attempts to paint the social security situation like it's on a collision course w/ an iceberg.

      So anyway, offtopic yada yada (except for the title).

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    4. Re:apocalypse , now? by cybertears · · Score: 1

      billy gates was only the first horseman.

    5. Re:apocalypse , now? by Troed · · Score: 3, Funny

      prepare for 3.5 years of good times, then 3.5 years of hell on earth.

      Ok, then this cannot be it. We've just had 4 years of hell on earth, and due to the election outcome in the US we're bound for another 4 years of the same.

    6. Re:apocalypse , now? by baker_tony · · Score: 1
      tsumanis, icebergs, mudslides and giant asteroids on a collision course with earth have happened all the time in the past, except people have never heard about them. Now thanks to instant and easy global communication, recording equipment that is cheap and common, mixed up with media that likes to keep populations paranoid, you hear all about it!

      Just chill. You'll die when you die.

    7. Re:apocalypse , now? by myom · · Score: 1

      Windows exploits?

      I think it is more of a sign that the temperature in Hell is a steady 2000 C still.

    8. Re:apocalypse , now? by Lusa · · Score: 1

      Who knows, the previous years might be the good ones compared with whats to come?

    9. Re:apocalypse , now? by da3dAlus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nope. Just Tuesday.

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    10. Re:apocalypse , now? by KeyboardMonkey · · Score: 1

      Armegeddon outahere!

    11. Re:apocalypse , now? by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      tsumanis, icebergs, mudslides, giant asteroids on a collision course with earth, windows exploits. armegeddon?

      Don't forget the local root exploit in the Linux kernel. That's a big sign of the apocalypse. Still no released patch kernel though for 2.4.x series though... odd. I guess they expect us to run a release candidate on production servers to fix this bug.

    12. Re:apocalypse , now? by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      >That battle will occur seven years after the believers are taken away. ...so, we've got some time. Just have to keep an eye on W -- when he vanishes along with most of the MM that voted for him, we'll know they were right afterall and we can stop printing calendars that go beyond 2012. ;-)

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    13. Re:apocalypse , now? by Wes+Janson · · Score: 2, Funny

      And you don't want to know about Monday..

    14. Re:apocalypse , now? by altstadt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nope. It can't possibly be hotter than 444.6 C. See this for proof.

    15. Re:apocalypse , now? by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      take a look at history. You'll find that there were warmer periods, one of them called the 'roman climate optimum'. Those times are famous for the spectacular absence of famines because the greater humitity warmer weather brings makes deserts in the middle eastern region fertile, ie.

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    16. Re:apocalypse , now? by operagost · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there's some way we could blame it on Halliburton and the Bush administration.

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    17. Re:apocalypse , now? by Peldor · · Score: 1
      It's worse than we feared.

      At least it's not Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

    18. Re:apocalypse , now? by aafiske · · Score: 3, Funny

      I could never get the hang of Tuesdays...

    19. Re:apocalypse , now? by irokitt · · Score: 1

      Never fear, Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck will blow the iceberg up before it ever hits that poor glacier.

      I hate Tuesdays (almost as much as Mondays).

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    20. Re:apocalypse , now? by mindaktiviti · · Score: 1

      Just wait for Thursday, apparently the planet's getting bulldozed for a super highway, or something.

    21. Re:apocalypse , now? by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1

      It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

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    22. Re:apocalypse , now? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Can you point to any sort of historical survey that shows this period was characterized by a remarkable absence of famines? If so, does the author show how the cause was climatic, rather than political? After all, having free trade and a good road system over large geographical areas, coupled with a notable absence of political disruptions (Pax Romana and whatnot) could have serious implications for the ability to produce food.

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    23. Re:apocalypse , now? by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      How about I just stick with my common sense statment that goes like this: warm == good for farmers, cold == bad. How about we both take a look at what happened during the period of the little ice age when millions starved around the world due to massive harvest failures in connection with cold weather. How about you and your climate obsesed friend come up with any proof whatsoever that shows considerable global famine at a period where the climate was warmer than on avarage. How about we don't ignore that those famines that weren't artificially created as well as great plauges happened at times when it was colder than on average.

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    24. Re:apocalypse , now? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      You prefer "common sense" to facts? Thanks for reminding me why I put you on my foe list in the first place.

      If this "warm == good, cold == bad" analysis of yours should be so terribly obvious to everyone, then there must be some sort of scientific literature to back you up. If, however, your opinion relies entirely on your own intuition, then that opinion has all the merit of, well, the average slashdot post.

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  10. Re:So? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course it's cool. If it weren't, it would be just liquid water, or even steam.

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  11. Offtopic by Docrates · · Score: 1

    IcebUrgs?

    So Slashdot has evolved beyond mere typos on the editor's comments and now sports typos on the headlines...

    I've always found interesting that, in English, two words that are spelled differently can be pronounced the same.

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    1. Re:Offtopic by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      It's even more interesting that two words which are spelled the same can be pronounced differently.
      Example: "Have you read this? No, I'll read it tomorrow."

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    2. Re:Offtopic by -brazil- · · Score: 1

      Ghoti! Ghoti!!

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    3. Re:Offtopic by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I've always found interesting that, in English, two words that are spelled differently can be pronounced the same.

      Or in this case, a Dutch word (berg) like a German (burg).

    4. Re:Offtopic by stefanvt · · Score: 1

      burg in German is castle, berg in German has exactly the same meaning as in Dutch: Mountain.

    5. Re:Offtopic by hatchet · · Score: 1

      Or "iceb0rk"... also known as borked ice.

    6. Re:Offtopic by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      burg in German is castle, berg in German has exactly the same meaning as in Dutch: Mountain.

      According to the American Heritage Dictionary, "iceberg" is derived from the Dutch berg, which is why I made the distinction:

      iceberg. Dutch ijsberg, from Middle Dutch ijsbergh: ijs, ice + bergh, mountain.
      burg a (fortified) town. Middle English burgh, town, from Old English burg. Sense 2, ultimately from Germanic

    7. Re:Offtopic by PedanticSpellingTrol · · Score: 1
      What's even more fun is when you throw capitalization into the equation.

      Hitler polished the clocks of the Polish

  12. Re:So? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
    Is there anything that could possibly have less consequence?

    Yep. Cloning sheep. After all. the whole point of sheep is that they're all supposed to be the same...

    :-D

  13. Re:So? by Naikrovek · · Score: 2, Funny

    well when all the penguins down there cluster themselves into a giant beowulf penguin named guido to push the giant iceburg away from the family home of dave the tv repair penguin, then maybe you'll see the significance.

  14. Re:Ai chingawa... by chopperlinux · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why is it that any environmental event worse than a mild hailstorm is now attributed to a global climate catastrophe bought on by humanity?

  15. A Chilly Armageddon by fyrewulff · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where's Bruce Willis and a nuke when you need them? The poor penguins must be saved from the iceberg!

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    1. Re:A Chilly Armageddon by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      Bruce is obeying the prime directive and not interfering. Who knows being crushed by this iceberg this could lead to a race of super flat, 2 dimensional penguins who will take over the world.

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    2. Re:A Chilly Armageddon by sigmoid_balance · · Score: 1

      We allready have that. One of them is called Tux.

  16. Re:Ai chingawa... by DigitumDei · · Score: 1

    Yup and after the collision we'll all freeze to death in a matter of seconds...

    Why the hell mention that stupid movie. Come on, while there is evidence that global warming is indeed melting icecaps and sometimes thus causing areas to cool down rather than warm up, an iceberg crashing into a glacier is hardly a sign that some hollywood blockbuster is about to become true.

  17. Re:So? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
    Is there anything that could possibly have less consequence?

    Less consequence? Can you say tsunami?

    If you live in southern Chile, or anywhere else that's close to Antartica, head for the hills!

  18. Iceberg destuction upon collision by MerryGoByeBye · · Score: 1, Funny

    Think of all that poor lettuce!

  19. Re:After reading... by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, you'd think that Slashdotters would be more interested in seeing one gigantic thing ramming into another gigantic thing.

    Oh, wait, there won't be any fire and explosions. Never mind.

  20. Re:So? by nfarrell · · Score: 1

    Is there an analogy between this and meteors? We keep not seeing little ones until they're on us or even past us - is it the same with icebergs?

    If a big section of ice were to break up, would it affect sealevel in a significant way? Even if we know these bergs won't, how much warning will we get before a a big one happens?

    In Green mars a large portion of antarctica breaks up, raising Earth's sealevel by around 8 metres. Though it's not due to happen 'til 2127.

  21. Re:This makes me wonder. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
    What kind of important work are these people getting paid for when the most exciting news they can come up with is a giant iceberg that could knock of the tip of some other big chunk of ice.

    That tip will fall into the ocean. And you'd be surprised what a relatively "small" piece of rock (or in this case: ice) can do when it splashes into a huge water mass.

  22. It's not the size, it's the speed which matters by UR30 · · Score: 1

    The asteroid which caused the "dinosaur extinction" 65 million years ago was only 10 km (6 miles) wide.

    1. Re:It's not the size, it's the speed which matters by Dorsai65 · · Score: 1

      That's what I used to tell my ex-wife, but she didn't go for it, either...

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    2. Re:It's not the size, it's the speed which matters by mirio · · Score: 1

      Unless of course you're talking about tectonic plates 'rubbing' each other, creating a level 10 earthquake and the resulting tsunamis killing 150,000 people. Yeah...it's just about the speed. ;-)

    3. Re:It's not the size, it's the speed which matters by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find it's the moment um.

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    4. Re:It's not the size, it's the speed which matters by TGK · · Score: 1

      k=m*v^2

      Of course... if m is really really big, it isn't pretty either.

      Also, remember that, in the case of asteroid impact, a fair bit of m ends up in the atmosphere.

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  23. Re:This makes me wonder. by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

    Fall into the ocean? i thought something like 80% of an iceberg is underwater already.

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  24. This is important because... by polysylabic+psudonym · · Score: 5, Informative

    Aside from looking cool and being important to penguins (the two things that the article seems to focus on) this can affect things that are actually important.

    The ice tongue that the iceberg is going to hit is the ocean end of a glacier. If that is knocked off by the collision that could be like pulling the cork from a bottle. It may cause the glacier to discharge into the more rapidly than it otherwise would, raising sea levels.

    http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg1842 47 96.100

    1. Re:This is important because... by Cee · · Score: 1

      Aside from looking cool and being important to penguins (the two things that the article seems to focus on) this can affect things that are actually important.

      The ice tongue that the iceberg is going to hit is the ocean end of a glacier. If that is knocked off by the collision that could be like pulling the cork from a bottle. It may cause the glacier to discharge into the more rapidly than it otherwise would, raising sea levels.


      Clickable link.

    2. Re:This is important because... by morzel · · Score: 4, Informative
      How exactly would it raise sea levels if it's already floating on the water? Want to recant?
      I'll bite: because the glacier is sitting on land?

      Remember: the North Pole is all ice and no land, but the South Pole is a pretty big landmass with the ice on top of it.

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    3. Re:This is important because... by dAzED1 · · Score: 1
      oh! oh! oh! If we read the article, we would have seen that:

      The ice tongue is thick ice that grows out over the Ross Sea from a land-based glacier on Antarctica's Scott Coast. "Ice tongues do break off on occasion," says Bindshadler.

      Does that mean that sea levels rapidly increase on occassion?

      I'm just as convinced the climate is going to hell as the next guy, but that doesn't mean every conspiracy is true.

    4. Re:This is important because... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I'll bite: because the glacier is sitting on land?
      Remember: the North Pole is all ice and no land, but the South Pole is a pretty big landmass with the ice on top of it.


      It's funny how many of those frothing-at-the-mouth, "global warming isn't real science" people don't even know that.
      Not "ha ha" funny... more like, I need another drink funny.

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    5. Re:This is important because... by amabbi · · Score: 1
      It's funny how many of those frothing-at-the-mouth, "global warming isn't real science" people don't even know that. Not "ha ha" funny... more like, I need another drink funny.

      Propaganda alert! Propaganda alert!

      If you read the FREAKIN' article, you'd know that the part of the glacier in question is an ice shelf that extends off of land into water. Even if a huge chunk of the glacier breaks off, it's still sitting in water.

    6. Re:This is important because... by DLWormwood · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You mean the way your ice cube tray overflows when the ice melts? Think again.

      Uh, no. This is Antarctica, where most of the glacier is over land or supported by it in some way. If the glacier slides off, it would cause an increase (abeit slight) in ocean levels.

      This is my biggest gripe with how the media messed up public perception of "global warming." The press focuses so much on "rising ocean levels" due to melting floating ice that they gave the cranks ammunition to debunk the science. The reality is that it should be called "climatic change" and is more likely to cause extremes of drought/flooding and drifting of ariable land than anything else. This website used to be a good resource for the topic, specifically arguing that the "greenhouse effect" is completely different from global warming.

      Climate change is happening, but no one will take the problem seriously anymore, since what everybody feared would happen can't. (Leading to people ignoring what will happen.)

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    7. Re:This is important because... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      If you read the FREAKIN' article, you'd know that the part of the glacier in question is an ice shelf that extends off of land into water. Even if a huge chunk of the glacier breaks off, it's still sitting in water.

      Here's a word you apparently never heard before: Avalanche.

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    8. Re:This is important because... by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Glaciers flow. If you lop off the end of the it, it makes it easier for it to flow at a faster rate into the ocean.

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    9. Re:This is important because... by shawnseat · · Score: 1

      Ocean levels will rise, of course, but primarily due to thermal expansion of ocean water rather than melting of the ice caps.

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    10. Re:This is important because... by shawnseat · · Score: 1

      New Scientist has about as much credibility as the National Enquirer. Both of them sometimes report accurate information, but it's surrounded by enormous amounts of bullshit.

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    11. Re:This is important because... by amabbi · · Score: 1
      Here's a word you apparently never heard before: Avalanche.

      Honestly, if you're going to berate the ignorance of others, you should perhaps try reading up on the topic, even a little bit. Or, like I mentioned, RTFA. An ice shelf is floating miles away from the coastline. The part of the glacier that _might_ be broken off in the event of collision is completely waterbound, miles away from the coastline... ie the barrier between the ice shelf and over-land ice is not threatened. When you're walking over a frozen lake and the ice cracks and you fall through, does the ice "avalanche" all the way to the coastline?

    12. Re:This is important because... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      An ice shelf is floating miles away from the coastline. The part of the glacier that _might_ be broken off in the event of collision is completely waterbound, miles away from the coastline... ie the barrier between the ice shelf and over-land ice is not threatened.

      Look, he said it well. Go troll him now.

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    13. Re:This is important because... by DLWormwood · · Score: 1
      due to thermal expansion of ocean water rather than melting of the ice caps.

      While true, you have to be very careful with this argument, because most people "know" that water "shrinks" after melting. Most people don't realize that most water will expand above 4 degrees C and below 0 degrees C like any other substance.

      It's this property of water (among other things) that gives crackpots ammunition to dismiss many claims about climate change via straw man argument. (Some even go so far as use water's properties to argue for concepts like Scientific Creationism.)

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    14. Re:This is important because... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I'll bite: because the glacier is sitting on land?

      I'm fairly certain the article said the glacier was floating. Antarctica IS a landmass, yes, but ice extends beyond the land proper along most of the coastline, as seen in this map.

    15. Re:This is important because... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Climatic change has always happend and will continue to do so regardless if Man is here or not. Rather then worring about it, we should do what all life here on Earth does.

      ADAPT or DIE!

      It's the cycle of life. And who knows, my number may be up next to meet the wrath of nature. Oh well, such as life.

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  25. Re:So? by Ghostgate · · Score: 1

    Is there anything that could possibly have less consequence?

    If there is, I'm sure Slashdot will find that too. ;)

  26. "As heard on the Glacier" by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

    Iceberg dead ahead!!

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  27. Re:This makes me wonder. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
    It will still shake up the ocean, even if eventually the mass of ice in the water is not larger than before (as the main body of the iceberg will rise the same amount due to loss of weight).

    And if the falling piece comes off the glacier (which rests on land, at least in part), there will be a net increase in volume.

  28. Re:Next up on /..... by ro_coyote · · Score: 1

    Because it's not every day you get to see a 100 mile long Tonka truck go boom... unlike a squirrel that hides nuts, four gallons of rainwater flowing past a bunch of rocks, or an elephant taking a giant poop (unless its load is the size of Montana).

  29. We need the best drilling team on the planet by Ribo99 · · Score: 1

    Quick! Contact Bruce Willis!

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  30. Re:That's why it's an article by polysylabic+psudonym · · Score: 2, Informative

    You're thinking of something like this.
    Fresh water entering the antarctic isn't a problem, but in the arctic it could switch off the gulf stream and mess up the weather all over the atlantic.

  31. Re:Next up on /..... by Zorilla · · Score: 1

    You don't even need a subscription to tell what's coming up on Slashdot. Just check out the Evening Tech Bits section of news updates on Blue's News. Half of the items end up on Slashdot in one or two days.

    In all fairness, Blue takes many articles from Slashdot as well.

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  32. Ooooh 300 million tons by asliarun · · Score: 5, Interesting

    (been a long time since i did some math)

    From the site:-
    "The B-15A iceberg is a 3,000-square-kilometer (1,200-square-mile) behemoth"

    Pulling figures from the nether region, i'm assuming the berg to be 100mts high. This would give us:-
    Surface area = 3000 sq. km = 3000 x 1000 x 1000 = 3 x 10^9 sq. mt.
    Thus, volume of berg = 3 x 10^9 x 100 = 3 x 10^11 cubic mts.

    Now, i know that roughly, 1 cubic meter of ice (water) = 1000kg.

    Thus, weight of berg = 3 x 10^11 x 1000 = 3 x 10^14 kgs.

    That's 3000000,000,00,000kgs. = 3000000,000,00 metric tons = 300000000 kilotons = 300000 million tons!

    If my math is correct, then oooh boy, this is going to be one heck of a fender bender.

    1. Re:Ooooh 300 million tons by syntap · · Score: 5, Funny

      My God, and that's just the tip of the problem.

      My best sig is this one.

    2. Re:Ooooh 300 million tons by Gumph · · Score: 1

      but how many bushels/hogshead is that??

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    3. Re:Ooooh 300 million tons by asliarun · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the correction. I knew that for water, 1000cc = 1kg. I realize that since ice is less dense than water, it would weigh less than 1000kg for a cubic meter.

      I took the water density for simplicity. :-)

    4. Re:Ooooh 300 million tons by marcosdumay · · Score: 1, Redundant

      In case your math is correct, it weights much more than that. Remember that the biggest part is bellow water.

    5. Re:Ooooh 300 million tons by mjfrazer · · Score: 3, Informative

      According to this, b15 was 200 to 350 metres thick at calving time.
      It was estimated to be 70% of the annual 2500 giga-tonne ice output from the Ross shelf. That's 1750000 million tonnes!
      (note that a metric tonne is spelled differently than an imperial ton.)

    6. Re:Ooooh 300 million tons by Gaewyn+L+Knight · · Score: 1

      *scratches out his equation on a napkin*

      Great... where are we going to get 30 million liters of snow-cone syrup this quick?

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    7. Re:Ooooh 300 million tons by asliarun · · Score: 1

      Yes.
      I had arbitrarily assumed the (total)height of the iceberg to be 100mts, for lack of data. It turned out to be 200-350mts from a subsequent post so i wasn't that far off :-)

      By the way, why do you give your email ID domain as "gmail.google.com"? "gmail" should suffice.

    8. Re:Ooooh 300 million tons by drew · · Score: 1

      ice is less dense than water, hence why it floats.

      around 4 degrees celcius, the water molecules start to form a crystalline structure. the orientation the water molecules take when crystallising pushes them further apart than they were when they were a liquid. so between 4 degrees and 0 degrees celcius, water actually expands as it cools.

      not to mention that the density of salt water is not the same as pure water either...

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    9. Re:Ooooh 300 million tons by leife · · Score: 1

      OK that is BIG! what kind of damage will that cause and how big is the anticipated Tsunami from this? That is if one is anticipated to be formed. Where will it likely strike? Lets get teh warnings out! --L

  33. Re:Next up on /..... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
    Four gallons of rainwater seep into the watertable past forty-two thousand small bits of rock of varying size

    Don't underestimate the possible consequences of rainwater seeping into mud. Read here about what may happen!

    Elephant takes giant poop

    Hey, if he happens to be on a Chicago bridge when he does, he may cause some stir!

  34. In case of slashdotting, Mirror here by appleLaserWriter · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.nasa.gov.nyud.net:8090/vision/earth/loo kingatearth/ice_berg_ram.html

    1. Re:In case of slashdotting, Mirror here by otter42 · · Score: 1

      Oooohhhh... Could we really slashdot NASA's servers?

      The same NASA that more or less invented the slashdot effect back in 1997 when Pathfinder landed on Mars. Basically, NASA's website was so swamped by the curious French that it took out their phone system.

      "Their" being the French's, not NASA's. Hehehe.

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    2. Re:In case of slashdotting, Mirror here by john_uy · · Score: 1

      NASA uses Speedera as their CDN much like Akamai. So I think their site will withstand the /. effect.

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  35. Re:Next up on /..... by MerryGoByeBye · · Score: 1

    Are you going to honestly tell me that you care about an iceberg hitting a glacier in Antarctica? More to the point, that it deserves to get its own article on /.?

    Conversely, do you also believe that if there were giant elephants taking massive poops (Long Island is far smaller than Montana, btw) that their excremental misadventures should get their own /. articles? I guess I disagree.

  36. Re:So? by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Is there anything that could possibly have less consequence?

    Not much, if you live in Montana.

    But if you live in Texas, or Louisiana, or Florida, it's got quite a lot of consequence. Ice melts on its exposed edges. So break it up into smaller pieces and it melts faster, decreasing the salinity of the ocean, and thus affecting circulation, which leads to changes in storm patterns. Had any hurricanes lately?

    Melting of floating ice, of course, doesn't change the sea level. But the floating glacier provides back-pressure which holds back the much larger glacier on shore. If you break off the floating part of the glacier and release the back-pressure, more of the non-floating part slides down into the sea and starts to float, and that does change the sea level. How high do you want your tide today?

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  37. Re:So? by The_Chicken_205 · · Score: 1

    Is there an analogy between this and meteors? We keep not seeing little ones until they're on us or even past us - is it the same with icebergs?

    Probably :), although there hasn't been such a big iceberg from Antarctica for quite a while (Refering to Iceberg B-15 / B-15A, which has been around since March 2000, causing starvation of ALL penguin chicks due to inability of their parents to get food because of much greater quantities of sea ice in McMurdo Sound).

    If a big section of ice were to break up, would it affect sealevel in a significant way? Even if we know these bergs won't, how much warning will we get before a a big one happens?

    Its not the fact that the sea ice breaks up, its the fact that the sea ice is holding back billions of tonnes of ice that is currently on Antartica, which would raise sea levels, and sea levels only have to rise by a small amount 30 to 40 cm / 1 foot for catastrophy to occur. huge areas of the world will become submerged, many millions (possibly billions) of people will be displaced.

    In Green mars a large portion of antarctica breaks up, raising Earth's sealevel by around 8 metres. Though it's not due to happen 'til 2127.

    Whilst Green Mars is fiction, the rise in sea levels caused when Antartica does melt aren't, and at the rate we're going, the melting of the Antartic ice will be inevitable in less than 10 years time, due to positive reinforcement from the amount of CO2 that humans are pumping into the environment (SUV's, Air planes, Coal / Gas fired powerstations etc...).

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  38. Re:So? by SlightOverdose · · Score: 1

    Ice is less dense than water, thus about the top 10% or so is above the surface- in theory it would increase the level of the ocean.

    Of course the actual water volume of even the largest icebergs would be a piss in the ocean in the grand scheme of things. My guess is more water would evaporate from the oceans surface in a day.

  39. Re:Next up on /..... by megrims · · Score: 1

    Really, if it was big as Montana, it deserves a mention.
    Short of that, you're right, no-one really cares.

  40. Re:So? by R.Caley · · Score: 1
    Is there anything that could possibly have less consequence?

    Your depleted uranium petition? :-)

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  41. Re:After reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You know, you'd think that Slashdotters would be more interested in seeing one gigantic thing ramming into another gigantic thing.
    For a moment I thaught you were referring to porn. But then you mentioned the fire and explosions...

  42. (iceberg) by smallguy78 · · Score: 1

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=67&q=iceb urg

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  43. iceberg coming... by geeklawyer · · Score: 5, Funny
    at half a mile an hour.

    Quick! Gather up your children and amble away as though your life depends on it.

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    1. Re:iceberg coming... by madprof · · Score: 1

      What appears to be coming is an "iceburg". Perhaps the Slashdot editors meant an 'icy town' in which case call out the gritters and get to work with the shovels!

    2. Re:iceberg coming... by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      Gary Larson on the subject.

    3. Re:iceberg coming... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Quick! Gather up your children and amble away as though your life depends on it.

      Or just stand there screaming for a while like the steamroller scene in Austin Powers.

      Seriously though, the energy of the impact is going to be enormous, not because of the velocity, but because of the mass. Given the choice, I'd rather have a pebble thrown at me at 100mph than a large safe leisurely tossed at me.

  44. Re:Ai chingawa... by Trent05 · · Score: 1

    It was in a movie written by Art Bell, it's gotta be true.

    OT but... I used to love his show when they'd have the "Time Traveler Hotline" open. Always reminded me of Peabody & his boy Sherman.

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  45. Re:So? by KRYnosemg33 · · Score: 1

    Try this at home: float an icecube in a glass of water. Watch it melt. See the water level stay the same.

    Everytime I try this experiment I get thirsty and wind up drinking some of the nice cold water.

    I'll just have to take your word for it.

  46. Re:Ai chingawa... by DerWulf · · Score: 1

    I don't know. I am suprised though that not a single nutter has connected the tsunami disaster with it, yet.

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  47. News by DerWulf · · Score: 1, Funny

    This must be the most boring bit of news I ever read in my life. Do I miss some extention in the geek gene that would make this appear to be spectacular to me?

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    1. Re:News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Flashback to junior high physics class:

      Q: "What happens when an unstoppable
      mass hits an unmovable object?
      A: "Something spectacular?"

    2. Re:News by fscmj · · Score: 1

      No - just the spelling gene. :)

    3. Re:News by ectoraige · · Score: 1

      Just wait until you see the "Best Wireless SSIDs?" story...

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    4. Re:News by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      could you point me at where exactly I misspelt something? I'm always happy to learn ...

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  48. Re:So? by envelope · · Score: 1

    How high do you want your tide today
    Well, my current elevation is 100-1000 meters, so bring on the high tides.
    However, in the recent poll, 45% of respondents were less than 100m, so they might complain.

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  49. Re:Ai chingawa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Global warming is a fact, whether you like it or not. Some still argue as to what caused it (humans or it's a natural phenomenon) but, in my opnion, it does not matter. We all will have to deal with the effects and theres no reason to deny it.

  50. Soundtrack by mstefanus · · Score: 1

    For the best experience, I recommend viewing it with the Jaws theme song.

  51. Wonderful... by Paiway · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now all I need is a martini the size of Poland.

    1. Re:Wonderful... by IronicCheese · · Score: 1

      Them's some big olives you gonna need too.

    2. Re:Wonderful... by tarsi210 · · Score: 1

      Find a lake that thinks it's a gin and tonic and pretend you are a lemon.

  52. I presume the thing by Skiron · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...has a woman driver?

  53. In other news... by rfunches · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...penguin refugees flee to Chile.

  54. mother nature by chrisranjana.com · · Score: 1

    Mother nature never ceases to amaze us !

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  55. We can only see the top, right? by labradort · · Score: 1

    I have doubts anything spectacular would be seen on shore. Most likely, the bottom of the iceburg, which we are always told is 90% of the volume, would strike the bottom before reaching close to shore. It is probably dragging on the bottom right now.

    Not much of a story. Yawn.

    1. Re:We can only see the top, right? by labradort · · Score: 1

      Iceburgs float. Yes. They drift. Yes.
      They also drag. Satellite images do not show
      what happens on the bottom. There is a whole
      lot of blind excitement about this. You are
      only watching the tip of this floating object.
      90% of it is underwater.

    2. Re:We can only see the top, right? by labradort · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if I give everyone an example you'll see my point.

      There was a study on whether power lines could be
      placed in the strait between Newfoundland island
      in Canada and Labrador on the mainland of Canada.
      They surveyed the bottom and found there was not
      a safe section that was free of iceburg scrapes.

      "Small" icebergs can scrap in water that is
      200 feet deep. Icebergs the size of Long
      Island can likely hit the bottom in very
      deep water. So I doubt there will be
      a collision that will be seen on the surface.
      The bottom of the iceberg will scrape the bottom
      and move very slowly. I suspect it is dragging
      bottom right now and it accounts for the
      wiggly motion you see in the animation.

  56. Re:Ai chingawa... by DigitumDei · · Score: 1

    I'm not denying it. Read what I said!

    I just can't help but feel that constantly bringing up the day after tomorrow every time an iceberg is mentioned doesn't help make people take this seriously. The movie was after all, a movie made for entertainment. It was over the top, excessive, and oh so very hollywood.

  57. Re:So? by smallfeet · · Score: 1
    >> Well, my current elevation is 100-1000 meters

    How tall did you say you were?

  58. Re:Penguins in peril by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's probably a penguin on the iceberg pumping its foot and yelling "Waaaa! No brakes, no brakes!"

  59. Re:So? by aggles · · Score: 1

    Simon says: "Ice melts on its exposed edges. So break it up into smaller pieces and it melts faster" - RIGHT - so why are we allowing ice breakers in the Arctic? Won't that help it break up and melt much faster?

  60. Giant Iceburg by silverdr · · Score: 1

    So the legendary capital of the Iceland, the nest of the Elves has eventually resurfaced?!!

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  61. Re:So? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm not sure just how fresh the water in Icebergs is but increased amounts of fresh water in the Ocean can cause problems.

    I remember watching a program a while back which said that due to global warming huge russian rivers were dumping much more than the usual amount of fresh water in the North Atlantic.

    The North Atlantic contains one end of the Gulf Stream where the warm water sinks down and flows back to the Gulf Of Mexico to be reheated. Apparently if the salinity of the water reduces by any more the warm water might not sink down and in effect turn off the Gulf Stream at which point we in the UK would be pretty f#cked.

    How many other scientist agree with this idea though I am not sure.

  62. [groan] Not again... by scsinutz · · Score: 1

    When will NASA admit to the public that their advanced, super-sophisticated, collision-detection-system (that's been working so well for them in recent months)has been foiled again by a NASA employee eating chips carelessly over their satellite maps?

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  63. Re:So? by MouseR · · Score: 1

    Mind you, if a large block slips out quickly, it has the potential to release a sizeable wave.

  64. Re:I wondered how long this would take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You are winningly confident in your abilities as an armchair climatologist, not to mention your political science skills are totally unmatched on this planet. Your mother must be so proud she's fit to burst with joy. I would like to subscribe to your informative newsletter.

    You're right. You're the sharpest knife in the drawer. You've got it together so well you're a seven-can six-pack. The Kyoto protocol is a bunch of pinko commie leftist partisan hogwash expressly designed to get you into an itchy, brown wool commie skirt and red lip gloss just in time for the community sing of "All Hail Dear Leader", and has nothing to do with a consortium of scientists from all over the globe and countries that span the entire political spectrum.

    You're certainly astute, and not glib. Your comments are totally focused and concise, and not sweeping, reactionary generalizations. Every single climate scientist and adherent to the Kyoto protocol is leftist scum. Because there's only right, and wrong, right?

    Did you know that there has been a descriptive phrase invented on the internet just for you?

    Unrelenting fucktard.

    May you, your shithole of a trailer and your even more ignorant cousin/sisterwife get sucked into an F5 tornado, along with that walking mange of a coondog and that pile of wrecked steel and cinderblocks you call a driveway, you nunshitting popefelcher.

    Please stop logging in here, lackwit. The chiggers that fall out of your mullet are absolutely disgusting. Your dog smells. You smell worse than a tour-ripe hippy rolling - stoned - in a steamy March meadow full of fresh cowpies. You have no idea how much we've been spending on deadly toxic fumigants to delouse the place after you finally leave.

  65. Re:Evacuation Conspiracy by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    I think there is a 300KM long Iceberg blocking the Ross Sea which is causing the Sea Ice formed in the sound during the winter not to melt or drift back out too sea. I am guessing any bases on McMurdo sound rely on the sea being ice free in summer for resupply which this summer it's not.

  66. Re:Ai chingawa... by goneutt · · Score: 1

    "The Day After Tommorow" was a movie where I enjoyed the ability to fast forward through the dialoge.
    Disaster films are fun, but they have to stretch them out with dumb actors yapping. How much dialoge are they going to cram into the disaster movie about the Tsunami

    Don't say they won't make that movie, thousands script writers are probably working on it write now, pitching it as featuring DiCaprio and J-Lo, with a love scene featuring a crashing wave montage.

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  67. Sounds about as interesting as.... by Morphix84 · · Score: 1

    Ok everybody. Imagine in your heads two pieces of ice hitting each other. Now imagine this isn't happening for 4 days. Is it something you're looking forward to yet?

  68. Re:So? by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

    This is old news, this is the plot from "The Day After Tomorrow".

  69. Re:Ai chingawa... by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    Actually, someone has already tried to connect the tsunami with global warming. Not sure how, but they claimed that the tsunami was caused by it. I'm still skeptical about global warming seeing as how antartica is getting colder and the ice there is growing, among other things.

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  70. In related news... by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Giant Icebug to Collide with Slashdot. Orthographical pieces probably will fall in the comment ocean, causing changes in its pH, leaving users with a cold feeling the day after tomorrow.

  71. If we are to believe the video footage by hedge_death_shootout · · Score: 1

    The Ghost of Long Island has possessed a large iceberg in Antarctica, which is now running amok. Bloody crazy environmentalists.

  72. Re:Set a course, Cptn Stubing! by DrSkwid · · Score: 1


    Who are these "Brittish" of which you speak?

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  73. Tsunami warning ? by Vorge · · Score: 1

    Is there any chance of a big wave resulting from this ?

    I seem to remember seeing a documentary where a 'small' piece of an iceberg resulted in a huge wave about a mile further down near the shore....

    1. Re:Tsunami warning ? by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      yeah, I remember seeing that. People up on the shore watching the iceberg break... ohh, look! little wave! .. ooh, big wave... OH SHIT!!! RUN!!!

  74. "If this glacier goes slower than one mile a year" by GreenPenInc · · Score: 1
    "We're all dead!"

    "Tell me something I don't know! Get out of the way!"

  75. It's the energy, idiot!! by Cigarra · · Score: 1

    k = m * v^2

    So size (et mass) DOES matter.

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  76. "Iceburg?" - reminds me of a joke... by jpellino · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's this bar - and there's a Chinese guy and a Jewish guy who find themselves seated next to each other a couple of nights. Things are going pretty good until one night after a few too many, the Jewish guy hauls off and decks the Chinese guy.
    The Chinese guy picks himself up and says "What the hell was that for?!"
    The Jewish guy snaps "That was for bombing Pearl Harbor."
    "Pearl Harbor? Pearl harbor was bombed by the Japanese!"
    The Jewish guy shrugs "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?!"
    The next night they find themselves at the bar again, and after a snootful, the Chinese guy hauls off and decks the Jewish guy.
    He picks himself up and shouts "What the hell was THAT for?"
    The Chinese guy says "THAT was for sinking the Titanic!"
    "Are you nuts? The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg?!"
    "Yeah, well - iceberg, Goldberg - what's the difference?!"

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    1. Re:"Iceburg?" - reminds me of a joke... by tootlemonde · · Score: 1

      why exactly is a Jewish guy getting pissed over Pearl Harbor

      See: Jews fought at Pearl Harbor

      Pvt. Lewis Schleifer at Hickam Field fired his weapon at a Japanese plane coming straight on until he fell mortally wounded. Lee Goldfarb, a radioman on the USS Oglala, was at his battle station when his ship was struck by a torpedo and sank.

      why exactly is a Chinese guy getting pissed over the Titanic?

      See Chinese Sailors on the Titanic:

      Eight men, all Sailors from Hong Kong, boarded the Titanic together at Southampton with third class ticket #1601 at a cost of £56 9s 11d.

      Six of the men: Lee Bing, Chang Chip, Choong Foo, Ling Hee, Ali Lam and Fang Lang survived the sinking. Very little is known about them and there is disagreement over which boats they escaped in. Four of the men are thought to have escaped in Collapsible C, one possibly in lifeboat 13 and the sixth was picked up from the water by the sailors in lifeboat 14.

    2. Re:"Iceburg?" - reminds me of a joke... by trick-knee · · Score: 1

      ugh. can't we just stick to the penguins vs. hot Swedish blondes topic?

  77. OSQ by Skater · · Score: 1

    Krusty: "What is the freaking holdup?"

    --RJ

  78. Re:Ai chingawa... by Flaming+Foobar · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'm still skeptical about global warming seeing as how antartica is getting colder and the ice there is growing, among other things.

    I've seen this stated in exactly one TV documentary. A documentary, which claimed that each and every other study on global warming is based on false data. Has this new study been peer-reviewed? Does anyone have any more info?

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  79. Utterly, utterly irrelevant but by panurge · · Score: 1

    How long before those urban survivalist fantasists start believing that a hummer has lost it as the ultimate in urban cool, and start looking for a nuclear powered icebreaker to keep on their moorings. Tsunami proof, oil shortage proof, sea level rise and wandering berg proof,probably a good place to be when an asteroid strikes, and almost as economical as the average SUV. I guess the Russians have a few to sell to raise some foreign currency.

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  80. Re:In other news... by rastos1 · · Score: 1

    They are more welcome in Peru

  81. I'll have to put... by Cytlid · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...$20 on the glacier. I think it can take that little guy.

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  82. Slashdot gets it right by SunPin · · Score: 1

    I can't remember the last time that /. informed its readers of something _ahead_ of time that isn't measured in decades.

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  83. Re:I wondered how long this would take by spiny · · Score: 1

    best.
    flame.
    ever.

    thankyou AC for making me laugh out loud - 'nunshitting popefelcher'

    now thats a keeper :)

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  84. Re:So? by baegucb_18706 · · Score: 1

    The sheep don't think all sheep all look alike. Else where did they come from to begin with?

  85. Everyone, breathe easy. by objectionobject · · Score: 1

    According to NASA, "a collision between the iceberg and the ice tongue could make things easier for both penguins and ships. If the ice tongue collapses, the way may be opened for sea ice to escape the Sound." Well thank God. Those poor, strange, waddling creatures will do ok in the long run.

  86. Re:Iceburger by saider · · Score: 3, Funny

    Me, I can't usually eat 'em 'cause my girlfriend's a vegetarian. Which more or less makes me a vegetarian, but I sure love the taste of a good burger.

    You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?

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  87. for the tin-foil hats that won't RTFA by dAzED1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The B-15A iceberg is a 3,000-square-kilometer (1,200-square-mile) behemoth that has a history of causing problems. It is the largest fragment of a much larger iceberg that broke away from the Ross Ice Shelf in March 2000. Scientists believe that the enormous piece of ice broke away as part of a long-term natural cycle (every 50-to-100 years, or so) in which the shelf, which is roughly the size of Texas, sheds pieces much as human fingernails grow and break off.>
    Part of the natural cycle for this. Yes, things are melting. Yes, things are breaking off. But not all that melts or breaks off is a sign of the end of the world. See, what happens is that ice expands, and...well, if you can't read an article, then I doubt you'd understand. :P

  88. Jerry Bruckheimer by stateofmind · · Score: 1

    Did anyone notice Jerry Bruckheimer in the area with a pick axe?

    Josh

  89. Re:So? by SunPin · · Score: 1

    "It doesn't affect me so bring on the tides."

    That's a pretty brave position, tough guy. Try saying it when your elevation is sea level and within five miles of the ocean.

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  90. Re:Iceburger by liangzai · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cheese Royal. It's the metric system, dude.

  91. Re:Iceburger by fr2asbury · · Score: 2, Funny

    Check out the big brain on liangzai!

  92. Re:Ai chingawa... by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    Read Michael Chritons "State of Fear". yes, I know it is a novel and all about chriton not being a scientist, but he has an extensive bibliography in the book that points out what the scientists themselves have said and links to the raw data on temperature measurements going back to 1829.

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  93. If you'll notice by ColonBlow · · Score: 1

    There's a large section to the upper left of the Long Island shaped piece that breaks away from the main section and appears to have rejoined the main section in a later image. Isn't it possible that the large piece will do this as well?

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  94. Re:So? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    It hasn't happened yet so it's hardly old news, it seems to me it is a theory which deserves a lot more investigation.

  95. its all about the penguins by acomj · · Score: 1

    Don't fear the penguins.. Let them have an easier path to feed.

    Its all about the penguins. Thats why the story is hear(sic)..(and not about the spelling)

  96. typo by CdXiminez · · Score: 1

    I like the debate your typo generated, I never got -1 offtopic/+1 underrated before :-)
    (I like the iceberg collision too, by the way)

  97. Re:Iceburg poll... by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

    My last option:

    I) Nothing, unless CowboyNeal falls into water, then 'F'

  98. Why doesn't anyone use this? by blissburned · · Score: 1

    allmybasearebelong2u

  99. Yeah, I've heard it all before... by Rirath.com · · Score: 1

    Somewhere in Antarctica:

    Oh, sure, NASA says it's on a collision course, they say it's going to hit no later than Jan 15th... but the odds will keep going up, and up (1:1, 1:1 confirmed by a lot of people, 1:1 confirmed by tons of penguins looking at it...) , and then poof... 1 in a billion.

    I'm not falling for that one again!

    The last Slashdot post by McFrostyGuy1131.

  100. Re:So? by compro01 · · Score: 1

    unless i'm off my rocker and forgot sciance class, wouldn't that reduce the water level, as ice has a higher volume than liqid water?

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  101. Re:So? by term8or · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, IIRC, scientists have already measured a drop in both the salinity of the atlantic ocean, and a drop in the volume of water moving in the gulf stream. Where people disagree is the effect that this would have on the climate. Most scientists seem to think that the temperature drops will be counteracted by increases in temperature due to global warming, leading to worse winters in the UK and northern europe but leaving them inhabitable. Some scientists are worried that the gulf stream might change direction towards the ice caps so increasing the rate of ice melting. Others are worried that if the gulf stream stops, it would reduce the temperature in northern europe enough to cause a new ice age, something that would have major effects on a global scale. No one actually knows. http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/features/science_natu re/the_day_after_tomorrow.shtml http://www.bbc.co.uk/climate/impact/gulf_stream.sh tml

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  102. NASA? by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

    An honest question- how is this related to aeronautics or space?

    1. Re:NASA? by Mignon · · Score: 1

      My guess is that they are taking advantage of their expertise in getting stuff into space by pointing some orbiting sensors towards the earth (not at the heavens like Hubble) in order to provide us with information about climate change, among other earthly issues.

    2. Re:NASA? by uncadonna · · Score: 1

      Monitoring the natural processes of the earth is surely an important reason to be in space. NASA designs, builds, launches and operates the orbiting instruments in cooperation with earth and planetary science institutions. mt

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  103. wrong way by bgackle · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... wouldn't this be a direct indication that NASA has been looking in the wrong direction?

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  104. Re:So? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    Peanuts, Monkeys ?

  105. Oh the humanity... by ByrneArena · · Score: 1

    I can already hear the Celine Dion playing in my head.

  106. Iceberg Vodka by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

    I believe there is a company in Canada that takes icebergs and melts them down for their "pure" water to make vodka. Iceberg Vodka info

    Perhaps we should send them down to pick up this iceberg and prevent the collision.

    Imagine the carnage we could have prevented!

    Or, in the other case, how many penguins we can save.

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  107. Re:I wondered how long this would take by Peyna · · Score: 1

    Even if such things are NOT the result of human intervention (which is doubtful); we still need to be prepared to deal with them.

    The Earth is getting warmer, the effects that this may or may not have on the climate, ocean currents, and many other things could dramatically impact life.

    Would you also tell us that if a large asteroid is coming towards us, well it's happened before, just let it happen again?

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  108. Ob. Family Guy Quote by NardofDoom · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Speed 3: Ice berg of doom"
    "Oh my god, if this ice berg goes slower than 1 mile a year we're ALL GONNA DIE!!!"

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  109. Don't these NASA guy's know anything by dcmurrin · · Score: 1

    There will be no collision. It was proved with scientific fact in the movie "A Christmas Story." When a cold object comes in contact with a tongue, the end result is a call to the fire department.

  110. Re:So? by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    Saaaaaaaay. That would make a GREAT movie....

    Er....

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  111. Dancing in the streets by shawnseat · · Score: 1

    Let's just hope Mahdi comes at the same time. All the nutters gone in one fell swoop!

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  112. To be even more silly... by shawnseat · · Score: 2, Informative

    The critical temperature of sulfur is 1041 C, which is the highest temperature sulfur could be in a truly liquid state.

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  113. Microsoft by jeephistorian · · Score: 1

    This icebUrg is obviously funded by Microsoft in an attempt to eliminate the Linux Penguin. Shameful..
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  114. Re:Penguins in peril by cicatrix1 · · Score: 1

    Speed 3: Glacier of Doom!

    If this iceburg moves any faster than 2 miles a year we're all DOOMED!

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  115. Re:Ai chingawa... by wernercd · · Score: 1

    Never was one for SUV's. To much 'look at my overcompensation for having a small dick'. And then there's the gas prices in California (where I currently reside). I don't like the thought of giving some Saudi Arabian 2.50 per gallan of my money. You do the math on a full tank of gas. Fuck that.

    By you do deserve a mod or 5 for funny. That shit made me crack up.

  116. Re:Penguins in peril by numbware · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mod this down! Slashdot is not the place to be talking about penguins... wait, nevermind.

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  117. Re:Ai chingawa... by uncadonna · · Score: 1
    Regarding Crichton, see here and here.

    Regarding extensive bibliographies, it's an old junk science propaganda trick, used by slimy characters on the fringes of any serious issue. Just because someone has a lot of references doesn't mean the references say what they claim.

    Regarding Chrichton, he twists science around for his living, which is fearmongering for entertainment. His accusations might be just based on projection of his own behavior rather than any deep understanding of science.

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  118. Ooo..energy. by the_twisted_pair · · Score: 1

    Using the revised estimate of 1750000million tonnes, and guessing a nice slow drift rate of 0.1ms^-1, how much kinetic energy is involved?

    = 0.5 * 1.75*10^15 * (0.1)^2
    = 17.5TJ (!)

    That's a metric shedload, but it will be released over a few days. Once the thing comes to rest I think we can reasonably expect a new range of ice hills, rather than a billion par-boiled penguins.

  119. Cm'on! It's an opportunity by sponglish · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Geez, here you've got a gigantic source of relatively clean water, so get a fleet of tugboats and drag it where it'll do some good. First spray it with a reflective overcoating to slow melting, then tow it to the Middle East or Africa. You can put it in a holding pen and slice off huge chunks with lasers. Instant irrigation!!

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    1. Re:Cm'on! It's an opportunity by praxis · · Score: 1

      Ice is already very reflective. In fact, the majority of the sun's light is reflected by clouds and ice.

  120. Re:So? by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1
    How high do you want your tide today?

    Just high enough to wash away this mudslide, thanks!

  121. Re:I wondered how long this would take by dabraun · · Score: 1

    Since we are headed for another ice age you could view greenhouse gas emmisions as a good thing and a long term pro-environment approach to preventing an expected natural distaster (that is, the next ice age)

    Looked at that way do you really think we could prevent an ice age? About as likely as it would be for our emmisions to cause the polar ice caps to melt. Not very.

  122. the iceberg looks like by doorbender · · Score: 1

    a giant aircraft carrier.

    maybe theres something the government is telling us

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  123. Re:I wondered how long this would take by Peyna · · Score: 1

    We're not headed for an ice age, we're still in the processes of emerging from the previous one, and have yet to officially not be in an ice age.

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  124. Dumbing down? by danila · · Score: 1

    Is it just me who was worried about the illustrations? Do Americans really need an illustration to know how big Antarctica is? Couldn't all those NASA scientists, you know, put a scale on the photo instead? Like a small black bar saying "I am 100 km long" or something? Come on, I already accepted people using Texas as a non-SI unit of choice for measuring asteroids, but can't we do better than that with iceberg images? At least on nasa.gov?

    And don't get me started with the gratitious use of metaphors, hyperboles and paraboles, not to mention good old cliches. "Largest Demolition Derby", "best seat in the house", "clash of the titans" and "dent their bumpers" - what's up with that? Is NASA writing for rednecks now? Do they feel they have to compete with wrestling for audience?

    I thought an interesting science story can be exciting by itself, without using craptastic language like "the enormous piece of ice broke away". In the previous sentence they used perfectly concise "the largest fragment of a much larger iceberg that broke away from the Ross Ice Shelf in March 2000", wasn't that enough? Are they afraid that some hillbilly didn't get it the first time? If I can no longer go to nasa.gov for decent science coverage... well, I am out of words then.

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  125. Re:Penguins in peril by lcsjk · · Score: 1

    I thought that a floating glacier makes it be an iceburg also!

  126. Re:Penguins in peril by WasteOfAmmo · · Score: 1

    GTI? Hmmm, linux version of GTA? Penguins included.

  127. Re:Ai chingawa... by dragons_flight · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, the center of Antarctica has gotten colder because of tightening circulation of the Antarctic polar vortex (wind patterns). This is mostly due to another man-made phenomena: the ozone hole. Without ozone you drive up the thermal boundary layer which leads to more intense circulation.

    As far as I know this is only clearly significant for the interior of Antartica. I'm not sure what is happening on average around the edges of Antartica, but I know in at least some areas (e.g. Ross Ice Shelf) they see clear warming and diminishing ice.

  128. Did you see by Odocoileus · · Score: 1

    the face on the picture flip through? It is on day 12/23. Freaky.

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  129. Re:Iceburger by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1
    You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?

    The 0.113398 Kiloburger?

  130. Re:So? by HiThere · · Score: 1

    I don't know how someone would go about measuring the back-pressure, but it has been experimentally determined that when the floating ice is knocked off, the speed with which the glacier on land moves increases. The extent to which this was true did surprise some people.

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  131. Re:Ai chingawa... by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    When you give up your car, I could use it.

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  132. it's a distraction from the *real* view by hawk · · Score: 1

    It's a distraction. They're trying to draw our attention away--this is planned for the same time as the next probe slamming into Mars . . .

    hawk

  133. Re:Long Island, huh? by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    This is the black magic done by the Illuminati to let you know what they're planning and you can't do a damn thing.

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  134. Umm... by severoon · · Score: 1

    ...so? Every now and then, these story synopses here on /. don't really make the point of why we should care. This is one of those.

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  135. Re:So? by idmcgowan · · Score: 1

    Because Glaciers are formed in mountainous areas principally from snowfall they are pretty much 100% freshwater

  136. 10 years? A credible link would be nice... by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 1
    Uh, the glaciers on Antarctica are continuously moving, and rebuilding. Snow falls year after year, after year, and the glaciers keep moving, and rebuilding.

    And, yes, the glaciers are moving faster. And, yes, this could - eventually - effect water levels. And, no, there is no possible way that this would happen within 10 years time. There is a mere outside chance that it may happen over the next 200 (two hundred) years.

    What we don't know is how much we can effect this change - in either direction.

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  137. Re:10 years? A credible link would be nice... by The_Chicken_205 · · Score: 1

    Uh, the glaciers on Antarctica are continuously moving, and rebuilding. Snow falls year after year, after year, and the glaciers keep moving, and rebuilding.

    They are continuously moving, but the sea ice shelf is holding back the glaciers from moving a lot faster, which has allowed so much ice to form on Antarctica. If the sea ice melts, all the glaciers would be able to "dump" their ice (which is currently over land) into the oceans, which would raise the water levels. It is not necesarrily the melting of the ice over Antarctica itself that will cause the sea levels to rise.

    And, yes, the glaciers are moving faster. And, yes, this could - eventually - effect water levels. And, no, there is no possible way that this would happen within 10 years time. There is a mere outside chance that it may happen over the next 200 (two hundred) years.

    Its not that it will occur in 10 years, but if we don't change the way that we currently use fossil fuels etc... it will be very hard to stop Antarctica melting within that 200 year timeframe, due to positive feedback in out atmosphere. (look to Venus for how positive feedback can occur, and how its atmosphere ended up as a 400 deg C maelstrom, as opposed to Earth, an essentially similar planet)

    What we don't know is how much we can effect this change - in either direction.

    What we do know is that CO2 levels are the highes they have been since known atmospheric history (420,000 years) and that CO2 levels have had a close correlation to temperature over that period. (Although we dont know that they are causally linked.)

    Whilst we don't know how much we can affect this change, we do know that if we carry on as we are, things will certainly not get better, and warmer weather is not necessarily better, ~14,000 excess deaths occurred from heat related problems in France during Summer 2003, which is a lot more than the ~3,000 who died in 9/11. (Although 9/11 showed how bad the USA's homeland security was at the time - all the flights took off from US airports on internal flights.)

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  138. Re:10 years? A credible link would be nice... by The_Chicken_205 · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... didn't read the "credible link" bit relating to the 10 years fact (oops...). The guy who said it was James Lovelock (the author of the GAIA hypotheses/theory) when asked about the likelihood / effects of global warming on this years (2004/5) Christmas Lectures on Channel4 in the UK. (another link).

    He was referring to the "point of no return", after which there will be nothing we can do to stop global warming from melting the ice caps, not that Antarctica will melt in 10 years time. He was refering to the fact that the current CO2 levels in the Earth are around 370 ppm, and if it gets close to 400 ppm, then global warming will be unstopable. CO2 levels are currently rising at a rate of 2~3 ppm a year (which is where the 10 years fact comes from).

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  139. Re:10 years? A credible link would be nice... by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 1
    I appreciate the clarification. I've spent a lot of time looking into both sides of this issue - and it gets "under my skin" when misleading statements are bandied about.

    I would also point out that the "positive reinforcement" theory is also still actively disputed in scientific circles, in that the correlation exists, but the cyclic cause and effect hasn't been proven (though pointing to a planet that's much closer to the sun is good enough for some folk, I prefer more substance).

    Overall, between 1979 and 1997, the mean temperature of the earth dropped slightly. Since 1997, the mean temperature of the earth has gained that back, and then some - all of this still looks like it could be a fairly natural process...

    Certainly, the northern parts of Antarctica are, as you point out, a vital regional area to the overall health of the worlds low-coast regions - but a regional warming of parts of that continent (while other regions of the same continent are getting colder) over a relatively short period of time, does not necessarily indicate global warming influences.

    The general belief of most environmental types is that, "if this _could_ be having a bad effect, then we should stop". I believe, "since this _could_ be having a bad effect, we should continue to actively study what is happening, until we know more."

    (I don't believe you brought this one up, but it's related)... The Kyoto accord, that the US rejected, was unbalanced. It assumed every single country, as of 1996, had zero environmental controls. Then it said, you must improve your current emmissions by 'x' percent over the next 20 years. Well, if India puts cheap scrubbers on half of it's industries (something we already did to _all_ of our industries back in the 80s) they have fully complied with Kyoto, while we are forced to figure out how to produce even less emissions from our already scrubbed output. So - that said - I think it was smart of us to reject it. I'm happy that the rest of the world wants to clean up though.

    That said, I am unhappy about the idea that several states, as varied as Florida and Minnesota, have chosen to stop their vehicle emmissions inspections. Great, our city air is a little cleaner than it was 20 years ago. Meanwhile, I know several people who have taken their older cars - that they "were going to get around to fixing" - back out of the garage, knowing that their cars are spewing horrible emmissions.

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  140. Re:10 years? A credible link would be nice... by The_Chicken_205 · · Score: 1

    I can understand your sentiment, I tried not to be misleading, but obviously failed :)

    Cheers for the clarification on other stuff :)

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  141. Giant Iceberg to Collide with Glacier by wonkdiva · · Score: 1

    So what is the worse case scenario? I have yet to see or hear any informed speculation on that. Should we be rushing to install tsunami warning radar in that area in case large portions calve off into the ocean, or are we just looking toward a slight rise in ocean levels due to melting over a period of time? It seems that not even the experts are sure. The following is an NPR interview with Thomas Wagner, geophysics program manager for the U.S. Antarctic Program. http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?story Id=4285059&sourceCode=RSS