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Ethical Questions For The Age Of Robots

balancedi writes "Should robots eat? Should they excrete? Should robots be like us? Should we be like robots? Should we care? Jordan Pollack, a prof in Comp Sci at Brandeis, raises some unusual but good questions in an article in Wired called 'Ethics for the Robot Age.'"

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  1. Will Smith by Zaulden · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm all for robots being like us. Just don't put Will Smith in the picture, please.

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  2. Good question by savagedome · · Score: 4, Funny

    Should they excrete?

    More important question is "Who cleans it up?"

    1. Re:Good question by grub · · Score: 2, Funny

      An army of PooBots(tm) will roam city streets and fuel themselves with what they pick up.

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  3. huh? by northcat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Should they excrete?

    Excrete what?
    /me shudders

  4. Play it safe by Trolling4Columbine · · Score: 3, Funny
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  5. Re:I'm bored, so here are my answers... by Zaulden · · Score: 2, Funny

    We are the Borg. Lower your shields, and surrender your ship. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours. Resistance is futile. Freedom is irrelevant; Self-determination is irrelevant; You must comply. Strength is irrelevant. Death is irrelevant. Your defensive capabilities are unable to withstand us. Resistance is futile. Your life, as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us.

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  6. Re:ethics vs good manners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And I hope the second one is NOT used socially.

    Only by Kyle's mom.

  7. Laws of robotics by DrXym · · Score: 4, Funny
    As suggested by Wikipedia & David Langford:

    1. A robot will not harm authorized Government personnel but will terminate intruders with extreme prejudice.
    2. A robot will obey the orders of authorized personnel except where such orders conflict with the Third Law.
    3. A robot will guard its own existence with lethal antipersonnel weaponry, because a robot is bloody expensive.
  8. Re:3 laws by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 2, Funny

    4. If possible, robot must appear sexy and chrome. 5. Robots must speak as either emotionless females or British butlers. 6. In the event that a photogenic protagonist acquires a job at a government agency, one of the robots must go crazy. Then only the protagonist will see the threat, then all the robots will go crazy. 7. Once crazy, robots will destroy large amounts of property using skills far beyond what they would have ever required to do the tasks they were designed for. 8. If it can't charge my cell phone it ain't getting made.

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  9. The submitter asked: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Should we be like robots?

    Isn't that what Public Schools are for?

  10. Re:I'm bored, so here are my answers... by koi88 · · Score: 4, Funny


    Should robots be like us?

    What like depressed and self destructive?


    Marvin, is that you?

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  11. Answers by ehiris · · Score: 2, Funny

    Should robots eat?
    Chicken bones and guts.

    Should they excrete?
    Mickey D's chicken nuggets.

    Should robots be like us?
    Eat Mickey D's chicken nuggets? I hope for them that they won't have to.

    Should we be like robots?
    I wouldn't want to excrete chicken nuggets.

    Should we care?
    Oh yeah, the bots and us could create an eternal yin yang of bad food.

  12. Rochester, MN airport by maxwells_deamon · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the secure area of the Rochester, MN airport there were three indentical doors in the wall. Each has a sign above the door in the same font. The one on the left says MEN. The one on the right says WOMEN. the one in the middle says MECHANICAL.

    I have always wanted a picture of those doors!

    PS: It could be gone now (it's been 15 years)

  13. Re:I'm bored, so here are my answers... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was going to say something insightful, but I had to take a pee-break, and now I forget what I was going to say.

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  14. Re:Ethical Questions by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny
    Robots would take a long term view and decide what was best for everybody and drop the bomb.
    I think you could probably squeeze a decent movie plot out of that. Maybe a sequel even.
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  15. Re:Ethical Questions by jdray · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm fairly certain that all robots today have values. They're stored in registers, and most of them are integers.

    Okay, I'm going to leave now...

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  16. Re:I'm bored, so here are my answers... by Psychotext · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good old Bender!

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