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V for Vendetta Going to Hollywood

gludington writes "Alan Moore's "other" early masterpiece, V for Vendetta, is in early pre-production. Joel Silver and the Wachowski brothers will produce for Warner Brothers, and Natalie Portman will play Evey Hammond. The rest of the movie is as yet uncast (and unwritten), so release dates on the article and the imdb entry should be taken with a sizable grain of salt."

175 comments

  1. the obvious question by syrinx · · Score: 0, Troll

    Is there any nudity and petrification involved?

    How about hot grits?

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    1. Re:the obvious question by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1, Funny

      How about hot grits?

      That's in the sequel, H for Hot Grits.

    2. Re:the obvious question by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      How about hot grits?

      AintItCool reports that Don Knotts has signed on for the role of hot grits.

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    3. Re:the obvious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sure he wouldn't be better as petrified? this joke will be even (funnier/sadder) when he's gone...

    4. Re:the obvious question by Hinhule · · Score: 0

      What's up with this site lately?

      "News for Nerds. Anything pr0n or hot chicks will be accepted because the editors haven't gotten any in ages."

      Right?

    5. Re:the obvious question by emrysk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Perhaps the mention of Natalie Portman makes it "news for nerds?"

    6. Re:the obvious question by Hinhule · · Score: 0

      Well I was going to say just as slashdotters stopped drooling someone had to come along with a story about Natalie Portman. Then I remembered the story with the pictures and the one with jessica alba and realized.. no they hadn't stopped drooling :)

    7. Re:the obvious question by ravingsanity · · Score: 0, Redundant

      What the hell do hot grits have to do with anything?

      I'm guessing it must be some obscure reference from the story (which I've never read) but thought I'd ask...

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    8. Re:the obvious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No nudity there....but speaking of vendetta...check out www.bellavendetta.com lots of good nudity there

    9. Re:the obvious question by Eric+S+Raymond · · Score: 1
      Obligatory Wikipedia reference I think it's interesting that slashdot get mentioned as a prime example of an Internet Troll, even above the usenet examples. It's also 80% of the size of the original article. This is the specific example you need
      Naked and Petrified From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Naked and Petrified was the anonymous name of a tenacious and successful Internet troll on Slashdot. His method was to invariably link whatever topic was being discussed to the idea of a "naked and petrified" stone statue to which he was supposedly sexually attracted, commonly involving the statue being smothered in grits. Actress Natalie Portman, the main female star of The Phantom Menace, was a common target of this supposed affection. The moniker is most likely a reference to a scene in The Rocky Horror Picture Show in which the heroes are all turned into naked statues for amusement and titillation. Sexual attraction to statues, mannequins or immobilised people is in fact the recognised fetish agalmatophilia. The Greek myth of Pygmalion bears witness to the long history of this fetish. The effects of the troll were minimised when Slashdot instituted a moderation system for hiding these posts from most users.
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    10. Re:the obvious question by ravingsanity · · Score: 1

      Ah. Thanks for clearing that up...now suddenly wishing I hadn't asked. ;p

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  2. Petrified by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1, Funny

    Salted grits! The front of my pants will never be the same.

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    1. Re:Petrified by Moekandu · · Score: 1

      Naw, even better:

      gelginite grits!

      Is that an explosion in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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  3. Wachowski "brothers"? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1, Funny

    I thought they were the Wachowski siblings now, since one of them got a sex change.

    1. Re:Wachowski "brothers"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Alright, one liners for Larry/Linda:

      If that's what the blue pill does to you, I'll take the red pill ANY day.

      Even if he looks as good as that lady in the red dress, I still wouldn't want to arrange a meeting.

      How does he know what chicken tastes like...oh, nevermind.

      I can only show you the closet door, you must come out of it on your own.

      If he's the guide, I really don't think I want to find out how far his rabbit hole goes.

      The matrix used a lot of console-based stuff, but I bet if he had his way, there'd be a lot of click and Drag.

      Hey isn't he signing up to do the next Transformers movie? Certainly more than meets the eye.

  4. Mmmm...just the thing by switcha · · Score: 3, Funny
    Natalie Portman will play Evey Hammond ... the imdb entry should be taken with a sizable grain of salt.

    A little salt is just the thing to liven up a bowl of hot grits.

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    1. Re:Mmmm...just the thing by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1

      I hope they don't cast Jar Jar along side her for this. I might never be able to get an erection again.

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    2. Re:Mmmm...just the thing by RancidBeef · · Score: 1

      Oh, gee, I'm glad I wasn't taking a sip of coke when I read this!

    3. Re:Mmmm...just the thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but will she be naked?

    4. Re:Mmmm...just the thing by tepples · · Score: 1

      I'm glad I wasn't taking a sip of coke when I read this

      Of course, the only reason why you like coke is that you can't snort Pepsi.

  5. You KNOW Hollywood Will Screw It Up by Cr0w+T.+Trollbot · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Instead of a masked, classical-allusion-spouting antihero, it will star Vin Diesel cracking one-liners while shooting people.

    The real challange is to see which sucks more, this or the movie version of Watchman.

    - Crow T. Trollbot

    1. Re:You KNOW Hollywood Will Screw It Up by frankthechicken · · Score: 1

      I doubt that the movie version of Watchmen will be made for a while now, unless the ending is changed dramtically.

      I feel it would be deemed too "challenging" for the generic movie audience unfortunately.

    2. Re:You KNOW Hollywood Will Screw It Up by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have faith that there are enough people in Hollywood who violently admire the Watchmen movie to make sure it stays roughly true to the story. If they don't, we'll find out just how many people in the rest of the world feel the same way. :)

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    3. Re:You KNOW Hollywood Will Screw It Up by oDelicious · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Agreed. They've having this comics frenzy at the moment which was fine as long as the victims were spider-man, x-men and other daredevil (one fucked up movie!). Also, the league of extraordinay gentlemen, average comic book, terrible movie, no problem. But now, sin city? (good please dont let them screw that one), V for Vendetta? (with Portman?nooooooo) and even scarier, the WATCHMEN??? please tell me who in hollywood is able to make a watchmen movie that will satisfy the readers expectations! About V for Vendetta, the W brothers have shown us their talent in Matrix (revolution.. yeah right) ad the third one (can't remember the title). As we say in French, it's giving jam to pigs...

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    4. Re:You KNOW Hollywood Will Screw It Up by DaddyDonMynack · · Score: 1

      The Incredibles pretty well ripped off much of the Watchmen's plot, especially in the villian dept. No Dr. Manhattan, though.

    5. Re:You KNOW Hollywood Will Screw It Up by gray+code · · Score: 1

      you may or may not find this interesting: A buddy of mine and I got passes to see a sneak-preview of The Incredibles in DC back in October. The Writer/Director was there and there was a Q&A with the audience after the movie, my friend was the first person to ask a question and asked basically "how big a fan of the Watchman are you, I saw a lot of the same themes in this movie, did you mean for it to be an homage?" to which Mr. Bird replied something along the lines of "never read it, I was never into comics, this stuff is all from my own head."

    6. Re:You KNOW Hollywood Will Screw It Up by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      have you checked the trailer for Sin City?

      looks seriously cool - and true to the comics style..

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    7. Re:You KNOW Hollywood Will Screw It Up by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1
      this or the movie version of Watchman

      Nice troll, Jackie Harvey, but neither will be worse than Elektron with Janice Garner.

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    8. Re:You KNOW Hollywood Will Screw It Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Incredibles pretty well ripped off much of the Watchmen's plot, especially in the villian dept. No Dr. Manhattan, though.
      Watchman was pretty big into trashing the idea of superheroes. At the end, one of the group engineered a 9/11 scale catastrophe. The only one of "those in the know" who refused to stay quiet about it was Rorschach (Kovacs), and for his trouble, Dr. Manhattan murdered him in cold blood. The story is thus pretty nilhistic: the subtext is that nobody who had great power would ever use that power for good.

      The Incredibles was just the opposite. There, the PCers and conformists (e.g., the cretin at the insurance company) and the nilhists (e.g., Syndrome) were the ones being criticized.

  6. What is Vendetta? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Uh. Call me stupid, but what the hell is Vendetta? And why is Slashdot posting blurbs about random movies all the time these days without, you know, offering a sentence explaining what the fuck said movie has to do with anything?

    1. Re:What is Vendetta? by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1, Informative

      V for Vendetta is a very well known and acclaimed graphic novel (that's geekspeak for big comic book). P.S. You're stupid. (You asked for it ;))

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    2. Re:What is Vendetta? by dynamo_mikey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Okay, Stupid. RTFA.

      From said article: "Synopsis: A powerful story about loss of freedom and individuality, V for Vendetta takes place in a totalitarian England following a devastating war that changed the face of the planet. In a world without political freedom, personal freedom and precious little faith in anything comes a mysterious man in a white porcelain mask who fights political oppressors through terrorism and seemingly absurd acts. It's a gripping tale of the blurred lines between ideological good and evil."

      and furthermore: "An adaptation of Alan Moore's graphic novel of the same name, the action-heavy script was written by the "Matrix" writers."

    3. Re:What is Vendetta? by Gallowsgod · · Score: 1

      Pretty gay, I agree. It's time for Taco et al to fucking grow up and realize that Sailor Moon and X-Men are not literature.

      Yeah, we know. If you didn't like it, it just can't be art. Well, better start clean my bookshelf for all those non-worthy pieces of non-literature ;)

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    4. Re:What is Vendetta? by The+Bungi · · Score: 3, Funny
      A powerful story about loss of freedom and individuality, V for Vendetta takes place in a totalitarian England following a devastating war that changed the face of the planet. In a world without political freedom, personal freedom and precious little faith in anything comes a mysterious man in a white porcelain mask who fights political oppressors through terrorism and seemingly absurd acts.

      Agh, not another Moore documentary.

    5. Re:What is Vendetta? by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm going to take the opportunity to respond to one thing you said while ignoring most of the troll portion:

      "grow up and realize that Sailor Moon and X-Men are not literature"

      While I agree that most "comics" are not literature, there is a fine distinction between comics as entertainment and comics as art form. A good friend of mine presented his graphic arts thesis - a four foot high series of comic panels. I don't like the word comic because it naturally implies humor. So the term I've started to use is "graphic novels."

      I don't consider serials or regular comic books to be graphic novels. But looking at something like the Pulitzer Prize winning Maus by Art Spiegelman, you see that it's not all funny or action-related. I read that when I was in seventh grade, just a year after it came out. I picked it up thinking it was a comic book... it's not.

      I just read Blankets by Craig Thompson. I got sucked in and a few hours later it was all over. Most normal books don't have the emotional impact that his work does.

      Graphic novels try to bridge the gap between literature and visual art. It's not often that they really succeed, but when they do it can be far more effective than a regular novel.

    6. Re:What is Vendetta? by Gallowsgod · · Score: 1

      Agh, not another Moore documentary.

      Oh, don't be fooled by that "powerful story about loss of freedom and individuality" bit, it's not another Farenheit 9/11 movie

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    7. Re:What is Vendetta? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      A powerful story about loss of freedom and individuality

      I read a recent review about some California Syrah's in Wine Spectator magazine. And, what was really odd, is that the wine reviewer talked about how the vintage seemed to have lost some "freedom and individuality" from prior vintages.

    8. Re:What is Vendetta? by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      It did not start as a graphic novel, though. When we old timers first got our hands on it, it was a 12 issue miniseries...

      I think I just brought those in some things I picked up from my mother's house, actually. I'm going to have to pick though the books and see if they're still around...

    9. Re:What is Vendetta? by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      "Action-heavy"? Oh fuck.

      Still, at least they appear not to have cast a star as V, so there is a chance of them not "doing a Stallone" and showing his face.

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    10. Re:What is Vendetta? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But looking at something like the Pulitzer Prize winning Maus [virginia.edu] by Art Spiegelman, you see that it's not all funny or action-related.

      Or good.

      Maus was a poorly drawn and poorly written exposition of a not-particularly-clever allegory to re-tell the story of the holocost.

      But it was a "Nazis are bad, m'kay?" story told in yet another medium, so naturally lots of prizes and accolades followed.

    11. Re:What is Vendetta? by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      True enough, but similar things could be said about most of Dickens' novels which started out being serialized.

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    12. Re:What is Vendetta? by dynamo_mikey · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna go ahead and reply to the ACs troll. Sure, it's a comic book, but Moore's stuff is really heavy and interesting in sort of a "social commentary with a sci-fi spin" kinda way. I loved the watchmen and v for vendetta. And the subtleties and easter eggs in the art work were fabulous. Yeah, it's a comic book, but it's mature enough for even you. maybe too mature ;)

      -dynamo

    13. Re:What is Vendetta? by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

      Damn kids! Back in my day, it first appeared serialized in Warrior magazine, along side MarvelMan and other works. After Warrior magazine went under, DC eventually got it and then it was finished as a 12 issue miniseries.

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    14. Re:What is Vendetta? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loot at the top left corner of the website. You see that "News For Nerds?" Yeah, well, "Nerds" tend to read Comic Books. So yeah, there. :P

    15. Re:What is Vendetta? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maus was the first thing I ever cared about reading related to the holocaust. If Maus didn't exist, I would know next to nothing about it, because I hate reading non-fiction. I think the author would be happy to know he's enlightened people like me, who could care less about this issue. Now, maybe someone will do a similar treatment of the Korean war, or even America's Civil War, so that I could finally care to find out about those.

    16. Re:What is Vendetta? by Sepper · · Score: 1

      12 issue miniseries...

      But now with N. Portman it's going to be a 12 tissue movie...

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    17. Re:What is Vendetta? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the wrong Moore =)

    18. Re:What is Vendetta? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps writing ability and comprehension, and you might realize that "could" and "couldn't" are in fact opposites, and that saying "could care less" when you mean "don't care" makes no sense whatsoever.

    19. Re:What is Vendetta? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "RTFA" Would that I could. It's slashdotted. Of course.

    20. Re:What is Vendetta? by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      I forgot about that. :p

      Never did see the Warrior stuff. What year was that?

    21. Re:What is Vendetta? by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      you might realize that "could" and "couldn't" are in fact opposites, and that saying "could care less" when you mean "don't care" makes no sense whatsoever.

      Nor do many everyday idioms.

      Hey, I said "everyday", even though I don't actually use every idiom I know every day! Man, how dumb I must be to say something so patently nonsensical!

      Back in the real world, "could care less" is now a valid alternative to "couldn't care less" in colloquial American English. Not to like this is perfectly reasonable, but to use the less "logical" form is not a sign of low intelligence, poor education, or even carelessness. It's just how the concept is expressed in many people's brands of English.

    22. Re:What is Vendetta? by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Initially, I thought it might be a remake of V. It wasn't until I saw the cover picture and recalled that I'd seen it on the Space channel, on one of their comic book vignettes, that I realized it was YACBFA (Yet Another Comic Book Film Adaptation).

      P.S. The poster was not stupid, merely uninformed.

    23. Re:What is Vendetta? by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

      I never knew that. And here I thought I was so cool for having bought the individual issues.

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    24. Re:What is Vendetta? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I guess that endless shitty re-hashes of 1984 is what passes for "socical commentary" on Shitdot.

    25. Re:What is Vendetta? by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      I'm currently digging through one of my unused bedrooms in my house trying to find my V issues, but I could have sworn Moore actually wrote a small column in one of those issues explaining how V ended up where it did.

      V did not finish in the Warrior run. I think it got about 50% through and either Moore gave up for a while or the mag went belly-up (any really old-timers out there who can say?). The entire story was not told until it reached DC. So, while the folks who read the Warrior stuff were the first on the block (so to speak), any of us who read the DC stuff as it came out finished the series at the same time as the first comers did.

      I just uncovered all of my copies of Fish Police. Man, I have a lot of reading to do. :)

    26. Re:What is Vendetta? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you should be aware that about 90% of "graphic novels" are just reprints of serials. Maus, for example, was originally a small insert in the avant garde comic book, Raw. V for Vendetta was also originally published as a 10 issue series by DC. It seems like no one really gives comics any credit until they've been reprinted into book form and shelved at barnes and noble. I remember an issue of American Splendor where Harvey Pekar complains that people will read his stuff in book form but would never touch it in comic form. I just felt the need to clear up the misconception that graphic novels are any different than comic books.

    27. Re:What is Vendetta? by markhb · · Score: 1

      The other interesting thing is that, before the DC run finished, Alan Moore had said he would do no more work for DC. If my memory serves me correctly (and it always does... :), Moore, Frank Miller, and a few other creators protested DC's firing of Marv Wolfman as one of their editors, after Marv had made some comments that upset Jenette Kahn and the other PTB. Miller was later mollified; Moore said he would stick by his refusal to work for them again. The only reason Moore finished V for Vendetta for them was that he had signed a contract to do so.

      Oh, and if you REALLY to have some reading to do, go buy all the Cerebus phonebooks.

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  7. Wachowski by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So there will be Calvinist overtones divided into three parts, the first of which will be revolutionary and mind-blowing. The second will be an advancement, more action, have lots of confusing theology, and twins (albino). The third part of the movie will suck...but have the longest "die already!!!" scene ever.

    Oh, and due to the whole pandering-to-the-audience thing they seem to be infamous for, there will be a scene with Portman and hot grits.

    1. Re:Wachowski by aztektum · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It might be ok. Afterall first Matrix movie wasn't their story in the first place. Google for "mother of the matrix". They're pretty good at adapting other people's source material.

      At least this time they're up front that it's an adaptation. That should be good enough for the /. crowd to forgive them.

      Who do we hate today?

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    2. Re:Wachowski by Golias · · Score: 1

      So there will be Calvinist overtones divided into three parts, the first of which will be revolutionary and mind-blowing. The second will be an advancement, more action, have lots of confusing theology, and twins (albino). The third part of the movie will suck...but have the longest "die already!!!" scene ever.

      Actually, that's perfect.

      Alan Moore wrote 7 issues of V for Vendetta which started really strong bust started to lose focus, then left it on the shelf, unfinished, for a while, then finally emerged with a very rushed and tacked-on 3-issue ending in which he transformed his subtle story adressing universal themes of the competing forces of oppression and anarchy into an obvious and blunt gay-rights screed.

      If he wasn't inspired to make a specific political statement, I'm not sure he ever would have gone back and finished it at all, so I'm glad the story was given an ending... but it was not an especially good one.

      Watchmen is a superior work by a longshot.

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    3. Re:Wachowski by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      c'mon, at least provide a link when you post something like that...

      posting anon to avoid karma bonus....

    4. Re:Wachowski by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google for "mother of the matrix".

      I did, and I found this.

      Who do you think has more credibility - an unknown woman who is apparently rather reluctant to provide actual clear proof of infringement, or someone well known to be intelligent and clued-up like Neil Gaiman? In one brief comment he pours cold water on all the speculation that she has a good case.

    5. Re:Wachowski by OmgTEHMATRICKS · · Score: 0

      Ignore my name for a second.

      Eh ehm.

      That is total and utter bull. They DID write the Matrix. Sophia Stewart is just trying to steal money from the Wachowskis. Oh and James Cameron, who she claims also ripped off her story.

      BTW, those two pages are the only things Sophia Stewart sent into the courts. Those comics and whatnot afterwards just acts as reference material against her script.

      Besides, the Wachowskis, when Sophia Stewart claimed she sent in her material, hadn't even hit 18 yet.

    6. Re:Wachowski by ozbon · · Score: 1

      So long as it's "Calvinist" as in "and Hobbes"...

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  8. Grain of salt.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    should it be iodized or any salt will do?

  9. Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Google Search results for V for Vendetaa.

  10. Just give in... by Xentax · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and create a subdomain "hotgrits.slashdot.org" so these stories can go about their ignoble-comment-collecting business.

    I mean, I'm a Natalie fan, too, but posting anything remotely relating to her *here* and expecting a meaningful discussion is ... well, proof that hope springs eternal, I guess, but not much else.

    Xentax

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  11. Wachowski BROTHERS? by The_Rippa · · Score: 4, Funny

    Joel Silver and the Wachowski brothers will produce for Warner Brothers

    Don't you mean the Wachowski Siblings?

    1. Re:Wachowski BROTHERS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh, you only read that in internet rumor sites and tabloids for a reason, ya know.

    2. Re:Wachowski BROTHERS? by drew · · Score: 1

      it's been in a lot more places than rumor sites and tabloids.

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    3. Re:Wachowski BROTHERS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pony up a source anytime you like, loudmouth.

    4. Re:Wachowski BROTHERS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Google finds many rumours but no confirmed stories. Many rumours claiming he would be undergoing a sex change "soon" are two years old.

      Wired magazine had this to say:

      Is Larry really planning to undergo a sex change operation?

      Probably not, although that doesn't make the reality any less strange. At the Reloaded premiere, Larry, who once favored jeans, flannel shirts, and Chicago Bulls caps, sported a floppy knit beret, delicate earrings, plucked eyebrows, and what appeared to be full makeup. Afterward, Jake Miller, Winslow's estranged husband and himself a female-to-male transsexual (try to keep up now), popped up in the London tabloids to explain that Larry had stolen his wife after the two met in Winslow's dungeon. Furthermore, Miller claimed, Larry was taking female hormones in preparation for a sex change operation. Now living in New Orleans, Miller admits he has no firsthand knowledge that Larry is planning to go through with the surgery and concedes he was paid for his story. "I lost everything," he says of his breakup with Winslow.

      One source who knows the couple and the scene dismisses the sex change rumor, explaining that Larry is merely a cross-dresser, not a transsexual. "But what people don't get," he says, "is that Larry and Karin are genuinely in love - they're the perfect match."


      November 2003
      http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.11/matrix.ht ml?pg=2

      "Larry is merely a cross-dresser, not a transsexual."
  12. Is this good or bad? by Uzziel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hm....
    On the one hand, this is one of my all-time favorite graphic novels. I would love it if more people became aware of it.
    But on the other hand, I just know it's going to get butchered. The Wachowskis had a chance to tell a subtle and ponderous story in The Matrix and they completely blew it.

    1. Re:Is this good or bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      graphic novels

      Don't you mean comic book?

  13. Crap! by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 5, Funny

    I need to read this quick so I'll know what to hate about the movie when it comes out!

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  14. Re:What happened? by grub · · Score: 1


    Did Slashdot just blow up?

    Frankly I think it's a cron job. ;)

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  15. Crosses Fingers by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Life's a vaudeville, and everything else is melodrama.

    Mr Jones, are these your [i]knockers[/i]?
    Oh dear, your [i]mellons[/i] have spilled out!

    1. Re: Crosses Fingers by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

      Crap. I said it backwards. Life's a melodrama and everything else is vaudeville.

      Somebody pour hot grits down my pants.

    2. Re: Crosses Fingers by mkro · · Score: 2, Informative
      Mr Jones, are these your knockers? Oh dear, your mellons have spilled out!
      The old "the more obscure the reference, the more smart the moderator feels by spotting it"-trick? ;) For those of you who wonder, this is from a government-run sitcom shown in the background in one or two panels in "V for Vendetta". Can't get more obscure than that.
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  16. Matrix 3? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    Will this one also end with journey through a version of Star Trek I's "V'ger" ending at a version of Tron's MCP made out of digital bugs, only this time the blind Neo is covered in hot grits?

    --
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  17. Definition by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
    ....is in early pre-production.

    EARLY PRE-PRODUCTION: "Since only geeks know what 'V for Vendetta' is about, we are raising the money necessary to find a huge star. Without one, we are cooked."

    1. Re:Definition by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      I'm tired of cartoons being associated with geeks. They have nothing whatsoever to do with geek culture, it takes no brains or though to read them.

      Cartoons and comic books are entirely within the domain of the Spaz, Knob, Bozo, and/or Retard.

      --
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    2. Re:Definition by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      You can be in denial all you want, but comic books (and some cartoons) ARE part of geek culture.

      --
      Thinkin' Lincoln - a web comic of presidential proportions
  18. Vendetta means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the non Italian speakers, "vendetta" means "revenge" in Italian.

    giandrea

    1. Re:Vendetta means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And for the non English speakers, "vendetta" means "vendetta" in English.

  19. Please don't butcher this, please. by dominion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I really hope they don't fuck with the storyline and the politics of this classic. Alan Moore is one of my favorite political writers, and it'd be a shame if this is given the same treatment as "From Hell" was.

    If you don't know, V for Vendetta was about an anarchist (in the classical theoretical sense, not the bs modern punk rock sense) revolutionary who uses "terrorist" tactics to save Britain from fascism. It's not something that I see Hollywood understanding, even though I think most people would understand why the tactics were used, and the politics behind them.

    In the book, V straddles the line between anarchist and vanguard, taking actions into his own hands, but with the express purpose of encouraging the people to fight back. It's not about an anarcho-socialist utopia, it recognizes the compromises that an anarchist would have to make in dire circumstances.

    And ultimately, it's really, really fucking cool. Please, hollywood, please don't fuck it up.

    1. Re:Please don't butcher this, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, they are.

      1)From what I've read, the Norsemen are now Nazis.
      2)There was no WWIII, instead only WWII with a hang over for 60 years.
      3)We'll be lucky if they say "Remember remember" ever. You know, us stupid americans never learn anything about another culture. [for the un knowning, this is a story on "Guy Fox"(I know, not right spelling, but now we will be able to sound it out)]
      4)Oh, and we still won't know how "The Vicious Caberet" will sound like.
      5)and last but not least, I know they like the story, but it's perfect the way it is.

      But that's my two cents.
      {and I'm not posting ac becuse I want to, I just forgot my lp Mr. Bubbles712)

    2. Re:Please don't butcher this, please. by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      It's been a long time since Thatcher, though, and that was who Moore was warning us about in V.

      The movie is either going to be one of three things: 1) nice and close to the source; 2) a complete hack job; or 3) updated to take on Bush administration policies.

      If it's #3, be prepared for it to take place in the US and not the UK... and if that's the case, things could be either fucking brilliant or fucking lame.

    3. Re:Please don't butcher this, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Please, hollywood, please don't fuck it up.

      The fucking Wachowski brothers are making it. The only one who could do worse would be George Lucas.

    4. Re:Please don't butcher this, please. by UWC · · Score: 1
      A great point, and the reason why I don't think there could ever be, for instance, a successful faithful movie adaptation of Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns. Despite its considerable greatness, it is very obviously a product of the '80s and would not be a commercially viable movie if the story and mood are translated accurately. Miller's Sin City, though, is fairly time-independent, which, along with the movie's director's apparent love of the comics themselves, is what gives me hope for Sin City.

      The atmosphere in Moore's Watchmen is similarly entrenched in 80s Cold War sentiment, but since its history is significantly more revisionist than DKR's, it still might work while remaining reasonably faithful to the comic.

      Having not read V for Vendetta (sounds like I need to), I'll have to take your word for the Thatcher-era politics. Is the comic abstracted far enough away from the actual personages and events to be appreciated without knowledge of the exact situations that inspired it?

    5. Re:Please don't butcher this, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if Moore really thought Thatcher was a fascist, and wrote a novel warning about that, he was even more of a pseudo-intellectual retard than reading "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" had me believing.

      I haven't read "V" or "The Watchmen", but "League" was extraordinary tripe.

    6. Re:Please don't butcher this, please. by myster0n · · Score: 1

      Well, there's a clue on the official image for V for Vendetta : "Remember, remember the 5th of November". Which is the first line of the Guy Fawkes nursery rhyme (and it's used in the graphic novel), the guy who tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament on the 5th November 1605. So the UK seems very likely.

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    7. Re:Please don't butcher this, please. by Golias · · Score: 1

      Re-reading "Dark Knight" and "V", I can't help but wonder if Frank Miller and Alan Moore are a little embarrased about how completely wrong they were.

      Reagan and "The Iron Lady" stayed in charge of the US and UK for many years after those books were published, and we managed to not lock away all the gays, blow up the world, or anything else that they were wringing their hands over at the time.

      Personally, I don't think that many of Alan Moore's better works are really very adaptable to film. His greatest strength, in his prime, was how well he took advantage of the medium to tell stories which really could not be told any other way. Any film based on his work is obviously going to lose those elements which made Watchmen and V special. I think I'll pass on any of the three versions you mentioned.

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    8. Re:Please don't butcher this, please. by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1
      Re-reading "Dark Knight" and "V", I can't help but wonder if Frank Miller and Alan Moore are a little embarrased about how completely wrong they were.
      Not a chance. Certainly not in the era of Bush II, who's taking Reaganism further than Reagan did.
      Reagan and "The Iron Lady" stayed in charge of the US and UK for many years after those books were published, and we managed to not lock away all the gays, blow up the world, or anything else that they were wringing their hands over at the time.
      And did you ever think that maybe people like Moore deserve some of the credit for that?
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    9. Re:Please don't butcher this, please. by ProgressiveCynic · · Score: 1

      Surely you are not suggesting that fascism has retreated since then, are you?

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    10. Re:Please don't butcher this, please. by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1

      No, definitely not. I'm just suggesting it has taken a different face and has appeared in the guise of white males from the southern US, not upper-class British twits. ;)

    11. Re:Please don't butcher this, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a chance. Certainly not in the era of Bush II, who's taking Reaganism further than Reagan did.

      Which could only with your three neurons all simultaneously short-circuiting possibly be compared to a totalitarian state. You clueless ignorant self-deluding imbecile.

    12. Re:Please don't butcher this, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, yes. Where is it on the rise?

      (If you say the United States, -100000000 points for complete sheep-like ignorance)

    13. Re:Please don't butcher this, please. by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      Cool... I hadn't seen that (man, I hope that's an actual picture of the mask).

      One can only hope they are referring to Guy Fawkes, but a quick search of Wikipedia shows that Nixon was elected in 1968 on 11/5, along with other little milestones in US history. Do I think they would equate Nixon's election to the impact Guy Fawkes Night has in V? I don't think so, but I'm not entirely sure.

      So, it could be faithful, or it could be trite. I guess we'll just have to wait and see...

    14. Re:Please don't butcher this, please. by Doctor+Fishboy · · Score: 1

      Having read V for Vendetta many times over, I think it manages to keep away from the rampant Thatcher bashing very well. You can certainly read it without knowing any British politics. I think it's pretty accessible.

      The gist of the story is that the world has undergone a mini-nuclear war (one of the characters mentions that "there aren't any elephants any more") and the resulting food shortages lead to the collapse of the old government and a fascist regime takes over. I'd imagine that it was seen as a frighteningly plausible scenario in the mid 80's.

      It's one of his best, and I can keep reading it again and again. Go buy it, go read it!

      England prevails.

      Dr Fish

    15. Re:Please don't butcher this, please. by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      League is not what anyone would place as Moore's finest, nor do I think he meant it to be. It's fun, and it's enjoyable fun. Don't read too much into it.

      And, trust me, Margaret is still a fascist and even raised her son to be one (you do pay attention to current events, don't you?). Being a fascist does not mean one has to exterminate six million of a religious minority in concentration camps or make the trains run on time... those are just examples of extreme fascism.

    16. Re:Please don't butcher this, please. by CitizenJohnJohn · · Score: 1

      Science fiction writers often say they're not trying to predict the future, but to prevent it.

      For the most part, they'er usually not even trying to do that, but rather to build a believable fiction that starts from "What if?"

    17. Re:Please don't butcher this, please. by gamgee5273 · · Score: 1
      Explain yourself. How is Bush not tettering on a totalitarian state.

      Even Bob Barr, of the American Conservative Union (and a former rabid-dog House Manager during the Clinton Impeachment), has joined with the ACLU to criticize this administration's moves to hinder personal rights in this country. How in the world can you say this is not a government flirting with fascism?

    18. Re:Please don't butcher this, please. by AntonyL · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, there was an album released based on the works of Alan Moore, including a recording of Vicious Caberet.

      Here it is:

      http://www.davidjonline.com/lyrics/vendetta.html

      Ant.

    19. Re:Please don't butcher this, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read "The Mass Psychology of Fascism" by Wilhelm Reich - one of the books the USian mafia-ment banned and burned back in the 50's. And hopefully, the next time your Archons raise or lower the level of fear via the Homeland Security Advisory System, you will know why some people refer to it as "crypto-fascism".

      Ignorance is truly bliss.

  20. We cross our fingers by mkro · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was just reading through V for Vendetta again yesterday, and fear that they will mess this one up quite bad. "From Hell" didn't go particulary well, but it has a quite complex storyline and many characters, and in the movie some characters were merged in to one, trying to be less confusing.
    V might have a simpler story line, but the mood the drawings set is so much more important. Have a look at some of the panels to see what I mean.

    But oh, it would be nice if they could pull it off, though.

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    I shall go and tell the indestructible man that someone plans to murder him.
  21. Terrorist as the lead? Not in Hollywood by ZipR · · Score: 1

    I will be absolutely shocked if this movie gets made by Hollywood with the original story intact. I don't think that they'd ever dare do it, just like they can't do the end of Watchmen as in the comic.

    I love Alan Moore's stories. Hate his movies.

  22. Quickly stolen... by dbretton · · Score: 1

    Once the Rip-off-ski brothers get their hands on this one, they will most assuredly claim the work is entirely their own.

    Just like The Matrix...

    1. Re:Quickly stolen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dear fuckwit,

      If you had actually bothered to read the story that you had linked, you would have found this update at the end of the second page:

      CORRECTION REGARDING PREVIOUS STORY

      In reference to the recent article entitled "Mother of the Matrix Victorious," some information has been deemed misleading. Ms. Sophia Stewart has not yet won her case against Joel Silver, Time Warner and the Wachowski Bros. The decision on October 4th enabled Ms. Stewart to proceed with her case, as all attempts to have it dismissed were unsuccessful. Ms. Stewart's case will proceed through the Central District Court of California.
    2. Re:Quickly stolen... by dbretton · · Score: 1

      Dear Anonymous Cocktard Wachowski,

      That doesn't change a thing. They still stole the plot. And you suck.

  23. "hollywood, please don't fuck it up" - OXYMORON by jabber01 · · Score: 1

    Oh, I'm sure it'll be the same thing, only it'll be set in a post-9/11 American suburbia, with a plot twist at the ends, wherein our protagonist will end up tortured in a Gitmo-like detention center, only to have the whole thing exposed by some enterprising young journalist with connections to the mob. Portman will have a homosexually charged encounter with Tilly, and the special effects will kick ass (except for Jar-Jar Binks, who'll show up and ruin it all)!

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  24. As an American... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... I'd love to defend Hollywood. But I know it's shit, so what's the point.

    --
    If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
  25. One word: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Constantine.

  26. Who cares what the movie is about? by kaedemichi255 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It has natalie portman in it! Holla!

  27. Re:Terrorist as the lead? Not in Hollywood by Gallowsgod · · Score: 1

    When someone is fighting for a just cause we don't refer to them as terrorists, we call them freedom fighers or such. Terrorist is a word we use when they fight for a cause in which we do not agree. We do not refer to the people who placed a bomb in Hitlers meeting room as terrorists, do we?

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    The belief in a biblical god is an ignorant one
  28. Evey = Mathilda by Malfourmed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Natalie Portman is Evey is unexpected but perfect casting.

    She actually played a similar role in her first movie, the brilliant Leon (aka The Professional). Both Evey in V and Mathilda in Leon are young girls forced to grow up before their time by the harsh world they live in, and who form an intimate relationship with a cold blooded but sympathetic killer.

    1. Re:Evey = Mathilda by 3nuff · · Score: 1

      I have to say that The Professional showed how good of an actor Natalie can be.

      Her Star Wars work was just shite. Maybe she can be saved...though I don't think that this will do it...I mean these guys thought Keanu Reeves could act.

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      "Give me taste, give me funk, give me fury, gimme some more."
  29. Who to play V? by medge_42 · · Score: 1

    Ideally we should never be told...

    1. Re:Who to play V? by testadicazzo · · Score: 1

      Mod this up!!! That's a brilliant comment. Obviously no one with mod points read V...

  30. Hi, I'm Troy McLure... by ettlz · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...You may remember me from such movies as "M is for Murderousness"...

    1. Re:Hi, I'm Troy McLure... by dastardly_villain · · Score: 1

      That was actually funny. Someone mod this guy.

    2. Re:Hi, I'm Troy McLure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That actually made me laugh out loud. He deserves a higher score than two.

  31. don't hold your breath by blew_fantom · · Score: 1

    don't give hollywood too much credit. from the studio's point of view, its all about the benjamins. and the best way to do that is to cater to a wider, more mainstream audience. the thing i hate the most is the fact that hollywood oftentimes mess up the 'origin stories', thereby completely changing the mythos of the characters or the series. spiderman, x-men, hulk, heck, even smallville all mess up the characters so they attract broader audiences. as ardent fans, i think we do need to understand that part of the business...

  32. Timing and Political Direction by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wonder if it will be released before Bush gets out of office.

    On a similar thread, I wonder if the political/philosophical background will be changed to suit mass audience demographics. Telling the public they are responsible for their own problems usually doesn't go over too well with them.

  33. Re:Terrorist as the lead? Not in Hollywood by medge_42 · · Score: 2, Informative

    A terrorist is someone who uses terror to influence others. The plot to blow up Hitler wasn't a terrorist thing, they just wanted Hitler dead. Lee Harvery Oswald wasn't a terrorist.

    By the strict definition V isn't a terrorist as he aims to destroy the regime not terrorise it until it gives up. He does, however, use terrorist techniques and does scare the people in power, but his main aim is to pull the common people out of their complacency by using shock tactics.

  34. Seriously, though. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

    You're forgetting Bound.

    The movie will prominently feature a marginalized group, like homosexuals or people of color. The movie will have an obvious color theme. The movie will exhibit a solid understanding of cultural theory and/or philosophy, although that understanding will not be crucial to enjoyment of the film.

    Based on the material in V for Vendetta, the Wachowskis may also bring some politics into the mix. I'd love it.

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    There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    1. Re:Seriously, though. by Bloomy · · Score: 1
      You're forgetting Bound

      I wonder if there's any chance the Wachowskis will pull a Lucas and add footage of Natalie to Bound. Well, one scene in particular.

    2. Re:Seriously, though. by Golias · · Score: 1

      Being a typical male, I will never forget Bound. Ahh, Corky...

      The movie will prominently feature a marginalized group, like homosexuals or people of color... Based on the material in V for Vendetta, the Wachowskis may also bring some politics into the mix.

      You obviously never read the final three issues of V for Vendetta. Alan Moore already brought politics into the story by turning it into a rant featuring about a marginalized group. Not people of color. The other group you just mentioned.

      There's no need for them to change the story much to make it into the kind of film they like to make.

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    3. Re:Seriously, though. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't "people of color" un-PC?

    4. Re:Seriously, though. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Were you offended?

      (No, it's not un-PC.)

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      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
  35. Re:Terrorist as the lead? Not in Hollywood by Stalyn · · Score: 1

    A terrorist is someone who uses terror to influence others.

    You're not serious right? By that definition everyone who fought in any war ever was a terrorist. Oh maybe you are on to something....

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    The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts at education. - Paul Feyerabend
  36. Ahoy! by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Use the Wikipedia, Luke!

    --grendel drago

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  37. Guy Fawkes by NickFusion · · Score: 1

    Everything you wanted to know about Guy Fawkes and the Gunpowder plot:

    http://www.bonefire.org/guy

    This year is the 400th aniversary of the Gunpowder Plot, so it would be a nice tie in for a movie...you know, for the international audience.

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    What were you expecting?
    1. Re:Guy Fawkes by Mr.+Bubbles712 · · Score: 1

      But would it play a few blocks down from Big Ben or the Parliment Building (two icons of London blown up in the comic book). This is a quazi-serious question. I don't know London

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    2. Re:Guy Fawkes by NickFusion · · Score: 1

      The Brits are a savvy lot. I think they could probably take the message for what it is (a call for defense against tyranny). They teach them about metaphor and such things over there.

      Why, I hear they even have textbooks that teach evolution without a warning sticker. Imagine such sophistication!

      Oh dang. There goes the Karma.

      --
      What were you expecting?
  38. Re:Terrorist as the lead? Not in Hollywood by ZipR · · Score: 1

    Here's an excerpt from an interview with Moore on salon.com: (the 'it' he refers to is comparing V to today's political landscape)

    "I heard someone recently talking to David Lloyd [the artist who illustrated "V for Vendetta"] about it, because there's still occasional talk about a film. And he said, probably accurately, that the world is not quite ready for a terrorist hero at the moment. But yeah, "V for Vendetta" has had an annoying way of coming true ever since I wrote it in the early '80s. Back then, I wanted something to communicate the idea of a police state quickly and efficiently, so I thought of the novel fascist idea of monitor cameras on every street corner. And the book was, of course, set in the future of 1997. But by that year -- and I don't know if Tony Blair and Jack Straw were big fans, but evidently they thought its design for future Britain was a really good one -- we had cameras on every street corner along the length and breadth of the country. My general thought is that yes, it's depressing, but not unexpected, when this stuff happens. And I do tend to think that, given the upsurge of the religious right over the last couple of decades, these are the last spasms of those dinosaur organisms."

    So Alan doesn't mind referring to him as a terrorist.

  39. V already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Man, Grafton's not even up to S yet, isn't this a bit premature?

    And who gets this reference other than me?

    1. Re:V already? by psydad · · Score: 1

      http://www.suegrafton.com/

  40. Yet another Moore book turned B movie by Rolman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem I see with this movie is that the original storyline may not seem particularly amusing for the current political and moral environment.

    Right now the preview says: "a mysterious man in a white porcelain mask who fights political oppressors through terrorism and seemingly absurd acts", but this description doesn't fit the darker spirit of the original.

    While the description does mention terrorism, V is much more complex than that, as described in several reviews and analysis, like this one. Thus I'm expecting that along the road, V will be transformed into some kind of "masked avenger" or Batman-like superhero, better suited for the post-9/11 era.

    I don't expect the movie to portrait V blowing up government buildings, killing policemen and a priest, questioning Justice and promoting Anarchy, like in the original. So, what's the point of adapting it? If these Wachowski guys want some story about oppression, they'd be better off adapting Cinderella for that matter.

    If it's changed in such a way, it will be ironic that a story that shows a world of totalitarianism and lack of freedom won't be translated verbatim into another medium because of issues with "political correctness".

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    1. Re:Yet another Moore book turned B movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't expect the movie to portrait V blowing up government buildings

      I for one fully expect the Wachowksis to blow up Big Ben in one gorgeous, 2 minutes slo-mo, 20 million $ shot. Agree on the rest of your points.

    2. Re:Yet another Moore book turned B movie by DaddyDonMynack · · Score: 1

      I am supposing that this will be set in some alternative historical timeline. I never really bought the "impending Fascist doom" meme of the original, but I did admire it's powerful argument for the rights of the individual and freedom in general. Also, V was a badass, and stuff blew up. Cool.

    3. Re:Yet another Moore book turned B movie by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      The first rule of V is, do not talk about V.

    4. Re:Yet another Moore book turned B movie by nagora · · Score: 1
      I never really bought the "impending Fascist doom" meme of the original,

      Boy, were you wrong!

      TWW

      --
      "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
  41. Whoo-Hoo by buddhaunderthetree · · Score: 1

    I've been waiting for a pro-terrorism movie.

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    "Technology.....the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it." Max Firsch
  42. Don't forget the... by glrotate · · Score: 1

    GRITS!

  43. Re:Terrorist as the lead? Not in Hollywood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love Alan Moore's stories. Hate his movies.

    Alan Moore's movies? He was not involved in any of them. When he doesn't ignore them, he deeply despises them. Who can see how From Hell and LXG were butchered, and blame him for his hate? He has gone as far as to refuse any payments he might be eligible to from any movie versions of his graphic novels!

    Not that this would be the case in V for Vendetta. He did not even receive royalties for the graphic novel version of it! Now the cretins that screwed him over before and a bunch of subhuman Hollywood bastards are out to make millions using his ideas, and in their first press release, they call V a "superhero".

    Alan Moore is the most ripped off person on this planet.

  44. Wachowski Brothers Hacks? by JMPrice · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The jury is still out, but the Wachowski brothers have been accused of plagiarizing a woman's material for the Matrix series.

    Article Link

  45. I hope it has commercials stuck in the middle by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Seriously I hope they start to interrupt their own movies with several minutes long commercials to make up for Fat Manny The Stuntman's Piracy Problem. I also hope they charge $11 per ticket.

    That'l teach US!

  46. Re:Terrorist as the lead? Not in Hollywood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He knows the score, though.

  47. Continuing their trend... by HohlerMann · · Score: 1

    I see Andy and Larry "Lana" Wachowski are continuing to present other people's works, it's been a successful model so far.

    1. Re:Continuing their trend... by DaveCBio · · Score: 1

      Has anyone actually seen any 3rd party confirmation of this?

  48. What about Sue Grafton's other novels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    j/k.

  49. V for Violation by kin242 · · Score: 1

    OK so have they written the 2 bad sequels yet? I cannot see this ever being any good. It is almost certainly going to be relocated to the US and probably set in current day- instead of using the cold war 80s setting. Instead of cheery cockney chaps beating the foreign scum it'll be Smiling beautiful people from LA defending their country against Arab Muslin Terrorimists or something. Is Keanu playing V then? And in what act will we find out who V is? To those who write V for Vendetta off because it is 'a comic'... have you read it? This is one of the best novels I have ever read.

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  50. Relax, yo. by susano_otter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There was a time when these movies had not been made. There was just you and the comics. And life was good.

    After these movies are made, there will still be you and the comics. Life will still be good.

    There was a time when there was a bad movie in the theaters, but you did not go see it, and you did not suffer. Life was good.

    There was also a time when there was a bad movie, and you did go see it, and you did suffer. But then the movie was over, and life was good again.

    These movies can't "ruin" anything, since the comic still exists, and your enjoment of it was uninformed by the yet-unmade movie you fear so much.

    Try not to get too worked up over a problem you simply do not have.

    --

    Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

    1. Re:Relax, yo. by oDelicious · · Score: 1

      yeah... fair enough.
      Some people, when they hear about Jessica Simpson doing a cover of a Beethoven symphony, they say with a smile "shit, that must be really crap!" and then think about something else.
      Some get all worked up.
      The first category is right (can we do anything to stop Jessica??). The second should take the chill pill to preserve their health. You seem to belong to the first category and I'm in the second. I'd like to be with you though!
      Lucky bastard yo!

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    2. Re:Relax, yo. by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Word. I hear that, on all counts. And where it's my pet peeve on the prowl, I'm as unreasonable as they get. Good luck!

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  51. No by Flower · · Score: 1
    Somebody pour hot grits down my pants.

    It's only meaningful if self-inflicted. You're new here aren't you?

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  52. I, too, will bite. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    I agree; a Wikipedia link would have been more than adequate in the opening blurb, for those who never got to read the work.

    Words are, in the form of the novel, accepted as being serious works. Pictures are, in the form of the single framed image in the museum, accepted as being serious works. But when you combine the two, somehow it sets off a blaring need to insult the medium in some people. The medium---this would be like saying "because it is a novel, it sucks---I need no other information".

    The answer to your assertion of "80 pages at 20 words a page" is that, first, artwork largely takes the places of description. Many works are much, much longer than eighty pages. V for Vendetta is (according to a quick check on Amazon which you could have done yourself) 286 pages. I seem to have misplaced my copy, but pulling Cerebus: High Society off my shelf (512 pages) and flipping to a random page (260), I count eighty words of dialogue.

    I remember reading King's The Stand. (That's a pretty canonical example of a novel, right?) And I remember reading Ennis and Dillon's Preacher (2047 pages if you add it all up), and how they provided such a different view of God and the reasons for suffering in the world. (This bit makes more sense if you've read the books, but I'll do my best to make myself understoof.)

    The plot of The Stand: God, for reasons never quite explained, wipes out nearly all of humanity with a plague so that the remaining few can be polarized into two camps, half on His side, half following the Dark Man, Randall Flagg. There then follows a post-apocalyptic battle between the factions, in which all of the Dark Man's followers are vaporized in an atomic blast. The moral of the story is, God is a really good fellow and aren't we lucky that he looks out for us? (The enormous mound of corpses created by the plague is rather conveniently forgotten.)

    I can't really summarize Preacher in short form; it's structured more like a series of shorter books, but the overarching theme is that an anomalous combination of good and evil possibly as powerful as God himself has escaped heaven and embedded itself in a small-town preacher, who goes on a quest to find out why God has abandoned heaven, and why He created such suffering in the world.

    Am I just wasting my time pointing out that while the stories of Sin City are hard-core retro noir tits-and-bullets pastiche, the art is rather exquisitely impressionistic? You don't even bother to mention the artwork, implying that it's all the same. But look at the wonderfully-rendered backgrounds and simple, expressive protagonist of Cerebus. Or the use of cinematic devices such as segues in Watchmen.

    What's with this sudden standard of "high art or literature"? Why are pulpy, popular novels (Grisham, Clancy, King, Steele...) perfectly acceptable to read and even make into films, but comics can never be good enough because... well, no real reason, but they're comics, get it? *nudge* *nudge*... Give me a break, or at least a real reason.

    And, if you're to be consistent, you really should demand that Art Spiegelman return that Pulitzer he got for Maus.

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  53. Hence... by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    it's been in a lot more places than rumor sites and tabloids.

    Hence all those informative and reliable links you've posted.

    --grendel drago

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  54. Transmet. And so forth. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Well, Transmetropolitan incorporated a lot of hard SF---nanotech Makers, Moravec transfers and so forth. That's pretty dorky.

    And, hell, I'm a geek. I read Vernor Vinge, have a couple thousand edits on Wikipedia and work as a sysadmin. (Well, did. I'm slightly between jobs. But I get interviewed tomorrow...) And I have a wall full of comics. You're saying that Cerebus, with its Marx Brothers allusions and thousand-page political intrigues, isn't just the slightest bit geeky?

    Please distinguish between superhero comics and comics as a whole.

    --grendel drago

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  55. It's going to hurt. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    That's "Norsefire", not "Norsemen". If we're being pedantic.

    You know, Americans can pronounce "Fawkes" if we've seen "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets". (Remember Dumbledore's pet phoenix?)

    I do agree that the worst part of it all is that they'll have to show V's face. Damn it, that was one of the key elements of the book---that Evey decided not to take off V's mask, because, and I'm paraphrasing here, "who you are could never be as big as all thosepeople you could have been".

    If they include Valerie's letter, and change a single word of it, I'm driving to Hollywood with the express intention of stabbing someone in the face. Damn scriptwriters who think they have half a brain---same twits who gave us the "Borg Queen".

    --grendel drago

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  56. Not true. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    It could be worse. The fuckers responsible for turning "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" into a completely different and utterly horrible movie called "LXG"---the ornate title was very fucking nineteenth-century British, you fucks!---could be involved.

    Whoever decided to "refactor" Moore's take on Britain should be barred from touching a keyboard, typewriter or inkwell ever, ever again.

    --grendel drago

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  57. BZZT. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Sorry. not credible.

    --grendel drago

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    1. Re:BZZT. by SoTuA · · Score: 1

      Regardless of who is the real author... call something not credible by citing wikipedia? Sheesh!

  58. A note on screenplays past by dionwr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Being a fringe movie geek, I often get a chance to read unproduced screenplays. Sometimes, it is possible to see the train hurtling towards the bridge that is out way before they ever turn on a camera. "League of Extraordinary Gentleman" was like that. There have been two screenplays for "V" that have floated around Hollywood in the last ten years. One of them, completely ghastly, turned "V" into a superhero fighting an evil world dictatorship. The surprise twist was that "V" turned out, in that version, to be the evil world dictator, himself. I don't know who wrote it, but it was truly awful. His acts of terrorism were very carefully done so as to kill no innocents. That was NOT what Moore wrote. The other version, while not as completely putrid, suffered by trying to bring genetic engineering and super-science into the mix, and make it a more science-fictiony sorta story. It also watered down the terrorism and V's utter, insane ruthlessness. The movie already exists, in my mind if no where else. Buy the graphic novel and read it. If Hollywood was smart (always an open proposition) they would use it as storyboards and shoot it, as written by Alan Moore. But remember, Hollywood is the place that gave us the Will Smith "I, Robot" rather than the Harlan Ellison version.

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    1. Re:A note on screenplays past by johnbeat · · Score: 1

      I agree. I just re-read V last night. The first issue would work perfectly directly translated into a movie. The others are pretty close.

      Then again, I think the best trailer would be the Vicious Cabaret song in the middle. No fucking way will that get done.

      Sometimes good things happen in translations like this. I remember being floored by the radio ad for "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas". But that sort of thing doesn't happen very often.

      Anyway, having just re-read the book, I have no hope whatsoever that the movie is going to be anything more than a few explosions, a mask, and an otherwise complete subversion of the text.

      "There's thrills and chills and girls galore! There's sing-songs and surprises! There's something here for everyone, reserve your seat today! There's mischiefs and malarkies, but no queers, or yids, or darkies... within this bastard's carnival, this vicious cabaret!"

  59. Are comics/g.novels art? Are they literature? by GozzoMan · · Score: 1


    ...and most of all: how many times should we answer this questions before they become common sense? (Which of course is nevertheless not so common.)

    Anyway, my personal answers:

    Are comics/grahic novels art?
    Yes, absolutely.

    Are they literature?
    No, if by literature you mean that specific art form (prose) since comics are a specific art form on their own, but yes, if by literature you mean the capability for the author to express himself, his views and his experience through comics.

    I'll treacherously use argumentum ad verecundiam and justify them by bibliographic reference ;) (wich is in fact intended to be a very quick yet fundamental reading suggestion to sharpen up your comics-advocacy fingers):

    Scott McCloud, Understanding Comics
    Scott McCloud, Reinventing Comics

  60. I is for "I get it" by SoTuA · · Score: 1

    it isn't like Grafton is a complete unknown...

  61. What are the chances that this won't be destroyed? by testadicazzo · · Score: 1
    I mean, this is essentially a story of a terrorist freeing england from a fascist dictatorship...

    It will be pretty brave, under the current political climate, if they keep the political and social messages intact. Considering how badly the league of extraordinary gentlemen was raped, i hope mr moore retains more creative control over this film.

    I though From Hell was done well... but it didn't have any controversial content.

  62. Did you read the link? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Did you actually see what I linked to? It was a discussion on a talk page, much like this one, in which the issue of Larry Wachowski's alleged intersexuality is debated, and pretty solidly dismissed as unconfirmable rumor.

    Would it have been more credible if I'd just pasted it in?

    --grendel drago

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  63. Cultural Terms by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    Isn't "people of color" un-PC?
    Heck if I know anymore... I remember when that became the "correct term" in grade school, FWIW. Personally, I just say "blacks" in conversation and "negroes" when speaking in a paper. I figure the first is common enough and the second is properly recognizing the defined physiology terms.

    To bring this (sort of) on topic, do we refer to the X-men as "mutants" or "differently abled people" these days?

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