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Intelsat Loses Another Satellite

Alarash writes "Intelsat reported a few days ago that its IS-804 Satellite is lost in space. According to the press release, the '[...] satellite experienced a sudden and unexpected electrical power system anomaly on January 14, 2005, at approximately 5:32 p.m. EST that caused the total loss of the spacecraft.' The satellite was in charge of the South Pacific's media delivery. As a reminder, Intelsat-7, another satellite from Intelsat, got lost a couple of months ago."

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  1. Technical info by JS_RIDDLER · · Score: 5, Informative

    All links are from their site. Here is a image of the coverage area of the satellite:

    http://www.intelsat.com/resources/coveragemaps/sat _foot.aspx?name=804&loc=174&spot=global
    Here is some technical data on the satellite:
    http://www.intelsat.com/resources/coveragemaps/sat _foot_details.aspx?name=804&loc=174

    Also here is some Satellite Basics :
    http://www.intelsat.com/resources/satellitebasics. aspx

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  2. Conspiracy! by mOoZik · · Score: 4, Funny

    This seems too consistent to be a random failure. Wasn't there some sort of a mystery as to what caused the last one? I propose that the satellites are slowly being hijacked and will soon be used against us, a la Independence Day! They'll collectively broadcast crappy reality shows to every corner of the world and none of us would be able to stop them! AHH! AHHHH!

    1. Re:Conspiracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Some say this has already happened.

    2. Re:Conspiracy! by Max+von+H. · · Score: 2, Informative

      First of all, the two sats were not manufactured by the same companies and are different in design, so it's not like a recurrent problem in a series of satellites.

      Secondly, the first sat was recovered on dec. 3 as stated here: http://www.intelsat.com/aboutus/press/release_deta ils.aspx?year=2004&art=20041203_01_EN.xml&lang=en& footer=82

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  3. I, for one, by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


    Welcome our new satellite-eating overlords.

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  4. Conspiracy Theory by Suchetha · · Score: 2, Interesting

    maybe someone doesn't want communications to happen. i think a powerful enough radio beam could fry the satellite. ideas?

    could this be a test bed for the newest extortion?? "give us the money or your satellite gets it"

    Suchetha

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    1. Re:Conspiracy Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can only think of ONE group that has both the motive and means to cut off our communications and that is

    2. Re:Conspiracy Theory by hcdejong · · Score: 2, Informative

      You'd need an insanely powerful radio transmitter to fry a satellite. Read up on EMP.
      Using a missile (like the old American ASAT program) would be more feasible.

    3. Re:Conspiracy Theory by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 2, Funny

      >Could be the Chinese doing live tests of their satellite killers on a target that won't cause an immediate war if they were detected.

      2005.. year when bush went to war with china, in search of mystery satelite killing devices

    4. Re:Conspiracy Theory by maxwell+demon · · Score: 4, Funny
      I can only think of ONE group that has both the motive and means to cut off our communications and that is

      Since you don't tell what goup it is, I'll have to guess. The fact that you post as AC and finally decided not to post it anyway strongly suggests you actually meant

      THE SLASHDOT CROWD

      Yes, that makes sense. After all, the slashdot crowd is well known of killing web servers (the so-called slashdot effect). They use a site tarned as "news for nerds, stuff that matters" to efficiently communicate the targeted servers for the DDoS attacks. It's only a logical next step from killing websites to killing satellites. Therefore everyone on slashdot is suspect. Oh, wait ...
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    5. Re:Conspiracy Theory by B3ryllium · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bzzt. C.H.A.O.S.

  5. Who are Intelsat? by barcodez · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well I didn't know so for others here is a summary of Intelsat

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    1. Re:Who are Intelsat? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Funny

      From Wikipedia: Intelsat maintains it headquarters in Bermuda
      Bermuda? And then anyone wonders that their satellites disappear?

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  6. Sunspot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Could this possibly be related to the huge coronal mass ejection i read about Jan 15 sorry no story link but it found a picture
    http://www.spaceweather.com/images2005/16jan05/mid i140.gif

    1. Re:Sunspot by digitalchinky · · Score: 5, Informative

      The problem with sunspot activity and satellites is that there are a few 'thousand' functional satellites orbiting (or geostationary) at any given moment. If it's a numbers game, then the tin foil hat croud will need to re-think, since there is no consipracy. It just broke. A random failure in a sea of success. These things are shielded up pretty good. I've worked this trade for a long time (Military/Civil), I've not heard of many failures put down to the sun.

      Sure there are numerous little problems - failed transponders and such - but these things fly with backups of most things.

      You can download small programs that plot the locations of most known birds - real time 3d graphics, based on ephemeris.

      Of course, SBRS and ADSCS will be mildly inconvenienced at having to 'work' for a few days - heh. It's their area of operations.

  7. Maybe the other one called ? by Maavin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Could it be that Intelsat-7 found something interesting while being AWOL and called his friend to come and see it, too ?

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  8. sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn it, I told you not to post a link to one of the satellites on /. again! Do you hear me?!

  9. Gratuitously Off-Topic... by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... but still space-related:

    New Titan panorama from Huygens! Complete with a worryingly Earth-like 'coastline' - I don't think anyone's decided if the dark areas actually contain any liquid or not, but still utterly intriguing. ;-)

    Oh, and now back to our scheduled broadcast. Satellite losses, not good. Big investment and all that, and long lead-time to launching replacements. Whatever!

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    1. Re:Gratuitously Off-Topic... by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I still believe Daniel Crotty's work on puzzling together those from their raw data was better. :-)

      His mosaics

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  10. I for one . . . Nah, no I don't by CharonIDRONES · · Score: 3, Funny

    *puts on tin foil hat*
    I'm safe, right?
    RIGHT?!
    Run for the hills! AAHH!
    *becomes another insane /.er living in the hills with a tin foil hat on*

    1. Re:I for one . . . Nah, no I don't by PornMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      BARMAN: What, isn't there anything we can do?

      FORD: No, nothing.

      BARMAN: Well, I always though we were to lie down and put a
      paper bag over our head or something.

      FORD: If you like, yes.

      BARMAN: Well, will that help?

      FORD: No. Excuse me, I've got to find my friend.

  11. Cause? by ceeam · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is it because of increased Solar activity? Can the real cause be ever discovered? If it's because of the Sun, can we have protective magnetic fields (akin to Earth's own) generated around our space vehicles in emergency? Like - if we ever go to Mars won't it be better to have active shielding instead of thick lead plating? (I know nothing)

    1. Re:Cause? by Detritus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some spacecraft have experienced problems with static electrical charges building up on the spacecraft. These can cause damage or catastrophic failure. See this.

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  12. Perhaps they should have used AMDsat by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or even Cyrixsat... altough that would have probably overheated long before now :)

  13. Possible Reasons for satellite loss by Rob+Carr · · Score: 2, Funny
    1. Bad luck
    2. Systemic design flaw
    3. Target practice for satellite-destroying technology
    4. Giant space-bat's radar fried satellites

    I'd bet on 1 or 2, 3 is an outside possibility, and 4 the result of eating cold pizza for breakfast. It's worth noting that (as near as I can tell from SpaceWeather.com, there were no solar flares when the second satellite was lost. So if the satellite was lost to a design flaw, at least it's not due to poor protection from solar flares.

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    1. Re:Possible Reasons for satellite loss by _Hellfire_ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Could it have been the tin-whiskers phenomena? I could imagine a tin-whisker growing out, shorting across two critical circuits and there you have it, one dark satellite.

      I got asked by a customer recently how come satellites can stay up there for 20+ years without failure and their PC can blow a power supply after 3 months of use. I said "Your power supply didn't cost 3 million dollars."

      "Oh."

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    2. Re:Possible Reasons for satellite loss by NardofDoom · · Score: 3, Informative
      Let me be the first of many to point out that terrestrial bats don't have radar, just so nobody is confused. They have sonar, like dolphins, only in the air and while flying. It would be like you running through the forest at night screaming at the top of your lungs and listening for the echo to keep from running into trees.

      Space bats, however, would have to have radar or lidar because sound cannot travel in space.

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  14. Poll options by eclectro · · Score: 5, Funny


    1) Solar Flux
    2) Those darn Russians
    3) Sensor installed upside down
    4) Kids with laser pointers
    5) Meteorite
    6) Tax purposes
    7) Unfriendly UFO
    8) Overheating
    9) Autodestruct after two-weeks of reruns

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  15. Another satellite down? by node+3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do I have to do everything around here?

    Just a moment while I get my old PowerBook so I can upload the virus to the alien ship.

    Bastards keep trying to take them over so they can communicate around the Earth (they traveled like 6 million light-years to get here and they didn't know the Earth was round?).

    Does this affect my broadband connection? Noooo. I don't even know why I bother...

  16. Re:Lost due solar storm?! by Rob+Carr · · Score: 4, Informative
    Satellite lost on January 14th, 5:32 EST, which is 12:32 UTC. The CMEs and radio blackouts you report were 7:10 UTC January 15th.

    There don't appear to have been any warnings on the 14th. It's unlikely it was fried by a solar flare.

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  17. How about JCSAT-1B? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hmmm, curious. I'm assuming that this is NOT the same as the Japanese JCSAT-1B, operated by JSAT (a Japanese company). It has gone "out" as of today. Latest news is that a thruster broke down and it changed directions a bit. All communication channels are currently out cold. FYI, JCSAT-1B was built by Boeing. 3 satellites going out in just a couple months? Makes you think, no?

  18. This picture just in... by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 3, Funny
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    1. Re:This picture just in... by GQuon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Speaking of that scene ... why don't we ever hear about the satellite that is filming the capture? Or are the images provided by a high-powered telescope on the moon?

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  19. Found another possible reason the satellites died by Rob+Carr · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Intelsat only insures satellites worth $150 million or more. These sats were worth $73 million each, so they weren't insured.

    For those of us who moved out of our parent's basement, it's a far too-well known phenomenon.

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  20. Ooops! by tompercival · · Score: 2, Funny

    "To lose one satellite may be regarded as a misfortune... to lose both seems like carelessness".

  21. Explanation by jaavaaguru · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's reasonably likely that Metal Whiskers can caused this. Nasa also has more information about this pehnomenon. Both links I've provided have nice pics.

  22. Evil Accountants? by FEEBLE*BMX · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So let me get this straight. Their satellite fries and they just transfer everyone over to unused bandwidth on their other satellites. Then they declare a $73 million dollar loss on their taxes. Does this fall into fiscal 2004 or 2005?

    1. Re:Evil Accountants? by digitalchinky · · Score: 4, Informative

      I used to survey satellite downlinks in my previous life - the majority of satellites had large chunks of unused bandwidth - in some cases a few newly launched sats had their entire C and K band 'empty' - mostly Japanese owned birds.

      Intelsat has always been well loaded, they even palm off satellites in decayed orbits to various asian countries (deemed to be end of lifed) - probably just to eek out as much money as possible. I doubt intelsat will be happy about this. There is huge competition in the industry, it's no tax write off.

    2. Re:Evil Accountants? by mav[LAG] · · Score: 2, Funny

      probably just to eek out as much money as possible.

      Intelsat exec: This is how much it will cost - take it or leave it.
      Asian sat bandwidth buyer: Eeek!

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  23. Where to look by dave-tx · · Score: 5, Funny
    Just keep an eye out on ebay - like all "missing" merchandise, it'll show up eventually. Shipping charges will be a bitch, though.

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  24. Sunspots by dj245 · · Score: 3, Funny
    IS-804 Satellite is lost in space.

    Danger, Danger IS-804!

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  25. Re:Correct my physics! by Detritus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Sun puts out 1368 W/m^2 at Earth's orbit, so I don't think your hypothetical laser would even be noticed.

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  26. Re:Found another possible reason the satellites di by Max+von+H. · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, there could be another reason... Quoth the same article:

    "Under the terms of the Transaction Agreement and Plan of Amalgamation for the sale of Intelsat dated August 16, 2004, among Intelsat, Ltd., Intelsat (Bermuda), Ltd., Zeus Holdings Limited (Zeus Holdings), Zeus Merger One Limited and Zeus Merger Two Limited, the total loss of the IS-804 satellite gives Zeus Holdings the right to not consummate the acquisition of Intelsat. Zeus Holdings has advised Intelsat that it is evaluating the impact of the IS-804 failure."

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  27. Why link to wikipedia?? by sczimme · · Score: 2, Insightful


    I'm honestly curious: why would you link to wikipedia instead of to Intelsat itself?

    This came up in a discussion last week: someone had linked to a wikipedia entry for Tripwire (the company) instead of linking to Tripwire.com. Wouldn't it make more sense to get information directly from the source (and form one's own opinion) instead of reading the material at Wikipedia (which is essentially someone else's opinion)?

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    1. Re:Why link to wikipedia?? by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I can't speak for either of those two examples, but I can't be the only person who has stumbled across a website for some organization, spent ten minutes browsing it, and still been totally confused as to what it is they actually do.

      Wikipedia can be nice because it gets to the point.

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    2. Re:Why link to wikipedia?? by iantri · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Wikipedia is not "someone's opinion"; it is supposed to be neutral, and factual.

      A company's own website can't make that claim.

    3. Re:Why link to wikipedia?? by meadowsp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So how do you know that it's not the people from the company itself who created the wikipedia page?

  28. Re:Correct my physics! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sorry, but if you divide a power by the square of a length, then you don't get a power, but power per area (also known as energy flux).

    Your calculation would be right if
    a) the laser had an opening angle of 45 degrees (so radius of covered area equals distance of light),
    b) the satellite had a cross section of exactly 1 square meter and
    c) there would be vacuum between you and the satellite.

    Now b is not impossible, but a would imply a rather badly focused beam. OTOH c would imply reduced power.

    According to this article, a laser gives a spot with a diameter of 7km on the moon (distance 3.6*10^8 m), so at the point of the satellite it would be 7000/3.6e8 * 3.5e7 m = ca. 680 m, which assuming a circular spot gives an area of 3.6e5 m^2.

    If there were no atmosphere, for your 250 kW laser pulse, this would amount to an energy flux of about 0.69 W/m^2. Orders of magnitude above your value, but still too low to do any harm (for comparison, the total energy flux of an 80W light bulb [light and heat together, i.e. taking the complete 80W into account] is about 6.4 W/m^2. That is, a 2.5 megawatt laser would generate the same energy flux at the satellite as a 80W lightbulb would.

    Now, what will the satellite have to cope with anyway? Well, obviously the sun. Now, the energy flux of the sun above atmosphere is 1370W/m^2. That is, even the 2.5 megawatt laser would just add 0.5% to the energy flux the sun throws at the satellite anyway.

    That's of course without taking into account the atmosphere.

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  29. Re:Correct my physics! by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2, Informative

    Correct my physics!

    Ok, I'll give it a go. Lasers are not point sources - the formula you used is for an isotropic radiator, not a beam source. You'd need to know the divergence of the laser to calculate the power/m2 at the satellite. Also, your peak pulse power is off by about a factor of 10-20 (or more...)

    Say the beam half-angle divergence of your 250 kW laser is 1 milliradian (mrad) (pretty crappy). At 35,000 km, the beam will be at least 35*tan(0.001)*2 = 70 km wide. That's only 65 uW/m2. Not even bright, much less cripplin'.

    Increase the intensity of the beam to 5 MW and reduce the divergence to .25 mrad, and you get a beam 8750*2 = 17.5 km across and a power density of only 20 mW/m2. That's less than a class II supermarket scanner laser.

    Damaging a geostationary sat is hard with a laser!

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  30. James Bond said... by Sauber · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...You Only Live Twice. remember, that huge space cucumber eating US and CCCP space ships? That's what it was!

  31. possumsat by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Others have suggested that some of these "lost" satellites are merely being delivered to the CIA, NSA, DIA or other covert agency (perhaps not American). Especially if they're backups, silent until needed in a crisis, they'd be probably impossible to easily detect as working. And it's much more expensive for antisatellite weapons to target every "dead" satellite in orbit on the chance that a few are just playing dead for a new master.

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    1. Re:possumsat by AviLazar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Lets rule out American organizations. Why?:
      With the funding they get and the clout they possess, they can have any number of satellites without our knowledge floating around in space. Hell they are probably watching your pr0n collection over your shoulder RIGHT now!

      As for foreign countries - if they are capable of hijacking a satellite, you would think they would be capable of sending one up on their own. Not like "evil" countries don't already have their own satellites.

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    2. Re:possumsat by AviLazar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And while in the hands of evil people this can be bad I am of the mindset that most of our government do actually have our overall interests at heart. So while it might be "scary" to think that a TV sat is a spy sat, it is good to know we have such things around too. They might save us at some given time - or potentially catch a criminal.

      Now, another reason I am not particularly worried about spy satellites is because I don't exactly do illegal activities. That and I do not have a window on my roof, I am not to worried if the CIA wants to track me going from home to work, to the bar, and tripping myself all the way back home because I am obliterated from all the vodka, triple sec, and tequilla I swallowed.

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  32. More than one satellite has failed recently by Scott7477 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am attaching an article from the Wall Street Journal describing how although this is the first major failure of an Intelsat satellite, the other two major satellite manufacturers in the US have "seen their reputations tarnished by a spate of commercial-spacecraft malfunctions." Given that these are multimillion dollar products and are incredibly critical to the world these days, it is surprising to me that there would be such significant quality control problems.
    Also, I'm surprised that I don't see more technical discussion of this issue on /. I would have thought the slashdot crowd would have been all over this. Anyhow, here's the article:

    Lockheed Faces Quality Concerns
    After Failure of Intelsat Satellite

    By ANDY PASZTOR
    Staff Reporter of THE WALL STREET JOURNAL
    January 18, 2005; Page A6

    The sudden loss of a satellite operated by Intelsat Ltd. raises reliability concerns about spacecraft manufactured by Lockheed Martin Corp., which until now managed to avoid the negative publicity over failures that has bedeviled its leading U.S. rivals.

    The abrupt shutdown last weekend of Intelsat 804, an eight-year-old Lockheed Martin-built satellite serving the South Pacific, also is likely to prompt greater industrywide efforts to enhance outside insurance coverage or set aside larger in-house reserves to cope with significant malfunctions in orbit.

    With the commercial satellite-services industry transitioning to control by various private-equity groups, the financial implications of technical problems are coming under increased scrutiny. "Potential failures clearly are going to be highlighted in the minds" of the new breed of investors, according to Armand Musey, a former Wall Street analyst who helps run Near Earth LLC, a boutique investment bank specializing in space.

    Buying additional insurance -- or revising self-insurance plans to minimize the impact of further catastrophic equipment malfunctions -- are bound to be "at the top of the list of fixes," Mr. Musey said.

    During the 1990s, U.S. commercial and military space projects costing more than $11 billion either failed to reach appropriate orbits because of rocket failures or didn't operate properly once they got to the correct orbit. More recently, Boeing Co. and Loral Space & Communications Ltd., the other big U.S. satellite makers, have seen their reputations tarnished by a spate of commercial-spacecraft malfunctions.

    The causes of those problems range from improperly assembled solar arrays to electrical-power glitches to substandard propulsion systems installed on commercial-communications satellites, some of which carry price tags as high as $150 million. Launch and insurance costs can boost the final price to $250 million or more.

    For Intelsat, the No. 2 global commercial-satellite operator, it is the second time since mid-December that a major satellite problem has held up its pending $3 billion takeover by a group of private-equity firms. Instead of anticipating final approval of the transaction this month, Intelsat executives now are being forced back to the negotiating table to hammer out new terms, according to company and industry officials.

    Intelsat, which is incorporated in Bermuda but has its headquarters in Washington, is expected to need months to negotiate a revised agreement and then submit the terms for shareholder approval. If the negotiations turn contentious, some industry officials say that could prompt rival bidders to place their own offers.

    The satellite that went dead wasn't insured, and Intelsat said it is working with its own fleet and other operators to restore service to customers. Many small Pacific islands relied on the Intelsat satellite for phone and data services. Lockheed Martin, based in Bethesda, Md., has said only that it is working with Intelsat to determine the cause of the shutdown. Most satellites are manufactured to last for about 15 years.

    For the broader satellite industry, the latest malfunctio

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  33. The ultimate poison pill by linuxtelephony · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the article: "...the total loss of the IS-804 satellite gives Zeus Holdings the right to not consummate the acquisition of Intelsat. Zeus Holdings has advised Intelsat that it is evaluating the impact of the IS-804 failure."

    Could it be this is their way of getting out of the acquisition of Intelsat by Zeus Holdings? Two satellite failures in about 3 months time is a pretty high failure rate.

    Or, I wonder if it could be the tin whiskers reported earlier causing unexpected power failures.

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  34. Outsourcing bid by still+cynical · · Score: 3, Funny

    They're just trying to prove that the private sector can do what NASA does for less money. This was just proof-of-concept. For the full demo they'll slam another one into a planet.

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  35. Not an Explanation by maggard · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's reasonably likely that Metal Whiskers can.
    No, it's not likely, reasonably or otherwise.

    "Metal whiskers", vacuum deposition, etc. are well recognized issues in satellite construction. After a few thousand birds at many millions a pop the industry is quite savvy about avoiding these.

    The impending EU ban on lead in consumer products has no effect on the satellite industry (they're exempt; Li'l Jr. is unlikely to be teething on Intelsat 9008b and most of it's components aren't off-the-shelf but specialized radiation-hardened product runs).

    But thank you for reading the previous /. story on this and now trendily applying it to everything trying to sound knowledgable.

    "My code won't compile" " Metal whiskers! "

    "My candidate lost!" " Metal whiskers! "

    "Erectile dysfuntion" (all together now) " Metal whiskers! "

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  36. Loss of satellite cuts Antarctic communications by kjfitz · · Score: 2, Informative

    The "total loss" of a US$73 million ($106.19 million) satellite on Saturday morning left several Pacific Islands and Scott Base in Antarctica without telephone communications to the outside world.

    Story here.

  37. Terrorists by shotfeel · · Score: 2, Funny

    No conspiracy, it was terrorists.

    The Department of Homeland Security is currently seeking information on two men with "strange accents" who recently purchased a laser pointer from a local Office Depot.

    The two men were overheard discussing which laser pointers were the most powerful and could "shoot the farthest." The two also paid cash for the laser pointer, leaving no paper trail.

    This follows disturbing recent events in which terrorists on the ground tried to down commercial aircraft by blinding the pilots with similar laser pointers.