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Intergalactic Bounty Hunters Wanted
myukew wrote in to let us know about a viral marketing campaign by Nintendo that went awry. A while back Nintendo posted an opening on the jobs board Monster.com for an "Intergalactic Bounty Hunter". The response they received was unnerving. From the article: "Within the first day of posting the job, we had several replies from real applicants who seriously wanted to be an intergalactic bounty hunter for a living. The skills and experience these people listed went beyond surprising into the realm of frightening. We never expected such a wide array of replies from so many people who were actually pursuing interviews for gainful employment as a space warrior."
Methinks they don't understand that some folks might also have a sense of humor and reply accordingly. I doubt that anyone with an IQ low enough to think this is real would know how to turn on their PC.
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They talk about all the oh-so-frightening skills that people presented, but they don't list one. Are they blind to the fact that at least some of these "real applicants" were probably just playing pranks of their own?
But I really want to know what these scary skills were. I want to hear the stories of various dark-alley applicants who use a garrote like I use a pencil.
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how many people had the same resume as the Comic Book guy in the Simpsons.
I had an RPG pencil and paper I wrote called Intergalactic Bounty Hunter, spent 4000 hours trying to make it the first MMORPG, but college got in the way. Some other company made an Intergalactic Bounty Hunter video game last year but had a nasty letter from Lucas Arts.
God spoke to me.
But then outsourcing reared its ugly head and Lur, the leader of Persius omicron V started having his people do it for half the cost...
It's as though Nintendo has revealed the fact that they uncovered huge secrets but they can't tell us what they are. This has to be the most fustrating story I've seen in years. They need to show us ALL of the responses or just stfu.
The government which is strong enough to protect you from everything is strong enough to take everything from you.
"Many of the serious applications we received came from users who reply to job postings without carefully reading the job description. Most of these applicants are ex-military, and they jumped at the chance of working in an exciting and high-risk field. As for the alien technology and other out-of-this-world references in our job posting, perhaps these ex-military personnel know something about government weapons research that we don't?" Nintendo's Senior Director of Public Relations Beth Llewelyn told GameDAILY BIZ.
Seeing as how my parents (both retired Mil) keep saying that they were using stuff, that just came out for us consumers, 20 years ago, I would say "yes, they do know something we don't". I have heard Military Tech described as this "Take what you see, evolve it 3 or 4 generations, that is what they (DoD) have". To be declasified in 20 or 30 years.
Fly me to the moon Let me sing among those stars Let me see what spring is like On jupiter and mars
Oh come on Nintendo. You tell us you got real apps...show em! Blur out the personally identifying info and give us the good stuff. ;)
Karma: Chameleon (mostly due to the fact that you come and go).
This has to be the most frustrating story I've seen in years. They need to show us ALL of the responses or just stfu.
You sound as gullible as their purported applicants.
Ahh yes, Mr. Fett, your resume is quite impressive. However, I did notice a slight gap in your work history. Oh, you say you've been in a Sarlac pit being slowly digested for the past 75 years? That's reasonable I suppose. But I also tried contacting your last employer, a Mr. Hutt, and he appears to be dead. You might want to update your references. Well, thanks for stopping by Mr. Fett, we'll call you. And please don't kill anyone on your way out.
Any response from the time traveller?. Seems this job would be right up his alley.
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Who was surprised? We have a culture that's bred a half dozen Star Wars movies, hundreds of spinoffs, billions of dollars of revenue, spanning multiple decades and generations... and people are surprised some individuals take it a little seriously? Come on, be realistic. *Hides his fanboy collections*
Seems like you'd be violating some kind of monster.com EULA by posting a fake job as a cheap advertisement ruse. I'd go and check it out myself, but if I log into that site I will undoubtedly find a number of jobs paying better than this one and end up leaving work early...
Now that I think about this tho - maybe Metroid is really just a testing machine, and they really are looking for Intergalactic Bounty Hunters...anyone remember The Last Starfighter?
myukew wrote in to let us know about a viral marketing campaign by Nintendo that went awry.
So, I wonder what was actually the viral marketing campaign: posting a job on Monster.com where 90 people read it and then replied, or a bunch of games news sites like games.slashdot and gamesdaily rehashing a statement by a PR read by hundreds of gamers if not thousands?
Or, more eloquently: "Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?"
The article is nothing but PR fluff. From the article: (emphasis mine)
Although Nintendo obviously would not be willing to divulge what its viral plans are for other upcoming titles, with the company's long history of shaking things up through the Internet medium, you can be sure they'll be at it again when the right game comes along.
I mean, come on? Nintendo is *not* the kind of company that "shakes things up." They stick with tried-and-true franchises, or rebrand ideas into those same franchises, over and over again.
I'm not saying they make bad games - but they're not "edgy" in any sense of the word.
And, while we're at it, has anybody checked Monster.com for ads for "two plumbers wanted - must have experience with mushrooms and handling turtles. Tennis skills optional but desirable."
Keep your friends close.
Keep your enemies in a little jar on your desk.
* Planetary Sector Bovin Meat Cooking Specialist
(Burger Flipper)
* District Radio Interplanetary Communication officer
(Telemarketer)
* World Wide Web Developer
(some guy who works on a website for his mom and his local D&D club)
* Halfing Extermination Specialist
(some guy who roleplays with the Web developer)
Posted anonymously, because I don't want to be linked with these people. In the interests of their privacy, some details have been changed.
... very, very subtle. They're also very underhanded and not bound by law." I asked if we were talking organized crime, and my employers demurred. After about another fifteen minutes of careful "I can't effectively help you if I don't know who you're up against", they confided in me their group's purpose.
:)
I'm an information-security consultant. During the big tech downturn a few years ago, a group in Chicago asked about my services. They didn't trust email or phones, though, so I had to make the trip into Chicago to meet them directly. I told them that it would cost them money to have me head out to Chicago, but they assured me there wouldn't be a problem there.
In the meeting, they presented me with a cashier's check to cover my initial consultation fee and traveling expenses. Given it was the tech downturn, my initial fee wasn't huge, but between it and travel expenses the check was a nontrivial amount of money. A few hours went by as I did a quick evaluation of their systems. Finally, the preliminary assessment complete, I presented possibilities to my employers.
They thanked me, but warned: "The people we're concerned about are
They were a support group for people on the run from the Illuminati.
("The Bavarian Illuminati?" I asked, wondering if I'd heard it right. I got a fifteen-minute spiel about how the Illuminati isn't Bavarian, and how the Bavarian Illuminati was a disinformation campaign from the real Illuminati, which wasn't even really called the Illuminati but this group hadn't been able to find its real name yet.)
After fifteen minutes of listening to these people tell me, quite calmly and quite lucidly, the most wacko paranoiac conspiracy theories I've ever heard, I realized I had to get out of there in a big-ass hurry. So I politely told them "I'm sorry, but I'm not comfortable going up against the Bavar... err, the Illuminati. I think you need someone else."
They said they understood completely. I left the cashier's check on the table, explaining to them that I didn't feel comfortable taking their money if I wasn't willing to help them in their struggle against the, err, Illuminati. I got out of there and headed back home.
The real reason I didn't take their money was I was afraid word would get out in the information-security community of just who I'd worked for. I wanted to be able to outright deny ever knowing these people, ever meeting these people, ever being party to their insanity.
There is no Illuminati. There are no runners from the Illuminati. I was never approached by people who wanted to create a secure network for people who were on the run from the Illuminati to communicate with each other over.
No, I was approached by a bunch of dangerously delusional people.
But whenever information-security geeks get together and share stories about the weirdest clients we've ever had--at least, the clients we can talk about--well. I've had fellow geeks buying me beers for the last couple of years just on the strength of these wackos.
people with military backgrounds are frightening.. jesus, GROW THE FUCK UP. so what if people want something out of the ordinary and want to go out and kick some alien ass. or at least get the fuck off this rock before we destroy whats left of it?
In other words, there are known knowns, that is, we know that people applied, and there are known unknowns, that is we know they made scary remarks, but we don't know what they were, and then there are unknown unknowns that we don't know about at all.
English is easier said than done.
From TFA:
Although Nintendo obviously would not be willing to divulge what its viral plans are for other upcoming titles, with the company's long history of shaking things up through the Internet medium, you can be sure they'll be at it again when the right game comes along.
Nintendo had best be careful for which games they advertise like this in the future. Sometimes the wackos may even be qualified. I mean, I'm sure we can all imagine the "typical fantasy geek" attempting to learn a few new skills to become an equestrian-riding musician and swordsman. And while he may not be successful in this attempt, it certainly wouldn't stop him from demanding an interview for the job after the new Zelda game comes out.
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Join the Army.
Travel to Distant Lands.
Meet Interesting People.
Kill Them.
"Oh, you hate your job? There's a support group for that, it's called everyone, they meet at the bar."
You again?
LOL, thanks.
God spoke to me.
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It would be interesting to know how many people actually bought Halo 2 due to the first interesting then just annoying "ilovebees" webpage.
There are 2 details bugging me, those who even noticed these sort of campaigns are already fans, those who follow it to the very end also (not only have not much of a life) are definetily geeks and tech, sci-fi enthusiasts. Was there any chance they wouldnt have bought the game anyway? (Now that was a great way to expend 1 million bucks!)
About Metroid , mod as you will, but I think if they had implemented a decent online mode (instead of the golden eyetastic 4 player deathmatch) the sales were had been a lot more impressive. Xbox: halo 2, ps2: socom, cube: metroid online!
The 1 player mode is great but the deathmatch is a complete joke. (heres hoping for the DS version)
p.s. How many people even noticed, this viral campaign? anyway, its news to me.
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This explains why I didn't get hired...
I just figured I wasn't qualified fully.
Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain.
Not at all. I'm just saying they should amuse us with the 'content' or leave it alone.
The government which is strong enough to protect you from everything is strong enough to take everything from you.
Explain velcro then!
That shit's utterly amazing...
If I can't smoke and swear I'm fucked.
In other words, there are known knowns, that is, we know that people applied, and there are known unknowns, that is we know they made scary remarks, but we don't know what they were, and then there are unknown unknowns that we don't know about at all.
Thanks, Rummy. Never before have so many owed so little to so few.
I responded to a job offer for a bounty hunter, and got hired, but I soon found out that I mostly got to do FedEx quests. And the XP I received was dismal. So I quit. I am now looking for something in the line of being a spy or vampire. Slim pickin's, though.
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