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Robots that Lust and Reproduce
redcone writes "The Guardian unlimited is reporting that Korean roboticist Kim Jong-Hwan, who founded the robot football (soccer) World Cup, and is the director of the ITRC-Intelligent Robot Research Centre, has developed a series of artificial chromosomes that, he says, will allow robots to feel lusty, and could eventually lead to them reproducing."
A complete Fembot ! :D
The word "lust" is forbidden on the wider Internet. The FCC, rulers of the Internet, founded by Al Gore, has been notified. Expect a DMCA take down notice shortly.
790 from the series LEXX? That's reason enough not to do it. :-)
Great, now I have to watch out for my dishwasher humping my leg.
Horny Terminators.
My comments may be crap...but they are my crap...and I am brave enough to stand by them...Never post as AC!
But they better have compatible hardware.
Sometimes my arms bend back.
How long before I can take my blank iRobot, goto kidnappster.com, download Lucy Lui, and make out in a movie theater?
Free of Flash! Free of Flash!
Well i hope they have sorted out a cooling system, since surely excessive friction will result in a lot of heat and melted metal.
... The Rise of the Machines!
uh, no pun intended.
I for one cannot stand that horrid rampant humanophilia all over the net. It's only for pervbots and it's disgusting.
Regards,
Cmdr Data
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
The summary says it will make them feel lusty, but that reproduction is in the future. How cruel is it to make them want to reproduce without being able to?
Not that I've ever been in their position, of course. Ahem.
I for one welcome our new horny robot masters.
I guess Robot pr0n like this will just become more popular.
Think we'll have to wait until robots are 18 years old before they can be pr0n stars? I'm not sure if it's good to see robot todler pr0n. Then again, I guess they can be adults from birth... hmm.
Oh how Congress will have fun debating the legality of robot pr0n.
They are called "Promise Keepers".
"Trademarks are the heraldry of the new feudalism."
They wouldn't have to evolve. Thousands of the same stupid robots wopuld still be an issue. :)
I mean, look how much damage the slashdot community can cause.
Pretty Pictures!
great, now machines will get more luvin than the average slashdotter....
What doesn't kill you only delays the inevitable
Just what I Need to help my confidence, robots getting it more than I do.
that f*ucking computer...
flinging poop since 1969
Mindless droids that love to hump? Why does this sound so familiar?
Robot: I'm horny; I think I'll build a new robot.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
I'm sure that you do! Bend over...
int main() { // We should not get here, return an error code.
while( 1 ) {
lust();
}
return -1;
}
This article's been up for an hour and there's been no reference to combining such technology with realdolls? /.ers are getting slow...
This one gang kept wanting me to join cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
1. artificially intelligent robots
2. meat-eating robots
3. lust-filled robots
4. hybrid AI/meat-eating/lust-filled robots
5. ?
6. PROFIT...if you're still around!
Wow...
I didn't know Mick Jagger had a 5-digit ID on slashdot, or that he was a l33t Python programmer.
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