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FBI E-Mail Server Breached
voma writes "The FBI said Friday it has shut down an e-mail system that it uses to communicate with the public because of a possible security breach. The bureau is investigating whether someone hacked into the www.fbi.gov e-mail system, which is run by a private company, officials said. 'We use these accounts to communicate with you folks, view internet sites, and conduct other non-sensitive bureau business such as sending out press releases,' Special Agent Steve Lazarus, the FBI's media coordinator in Atlanta, said in an e-mail describing the problem."
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How was this said in an e-mail if their e-mail server was down?
In a followup e-mail describing the problem, Special Agent Laz Steverus said "No sensitive information was compromised, but today is a good time to remind citizens that the FBI is in posession of approximately 22,000,000,000 (TWENTY TWO BILLION DOLLARS) in uncollected judicial judgements from spammers, a portion of which we're trying to return to you folks. Just visit our web site, and read our press release, and it will instruct you in how to help us get this money back to you..."
Man, what I wouldn't give to be "Special Agent Lazarus." Everything you do sounds cool -- I mean, it might be an utterly boring document about e-mail usage, but you still get to call it "the Lazarus Report."
Dream on.
Are thay use WWW
You maen tah intarweb?
A bird whispered in my ear that they use avian carriers with security bits turned on.
The FBI reportedly surrounded the building (after leaving it) and broke down the front door, only after realizing they had the keys. They confiscated the computers and surrounding evidence for further investigation. "It must be an insider doing the hacking, these systems were secure." said agent r0\/ l337zki.
... the FBI, for a short time, became mysteriously more productive within the span of 12 hours. Some say that their coffee was spiked with a new secret uber-caffeine, while others say a lack of spam in their e-mail boxes allowed them to work more freely.
Not only that, but personnel over at the Central Intelligence Agency as well as the National Security Agency have also become more friendlier. One employee was noted saying, "Thank God! I was so fucking tired of those guys sending me pics of Goatse!"
How was I supposed to know?
I'm sitting here in the training cubicle. The guy in the cube next to me decides to check his voicemail... ON SPEAKERPHONE. After he dials in his password (for the entire office to hear) I call softly over the cube wall,"I now have your password."
A tense silence followed, and I could tell that the general perception was "Yeah right--you're just the new guy."
So I brought up my handy DTMF generator and started replaying his password over and over (at a low volume, but just loud enough so that people in adjacent cubes could hear).
How was I supposed to know that he had the Admin password for the e-mail server stored in his voicemail?
At the same time... What sort of dumbass checks their voice mail on speakerphone in public office space?
fast as fast can be. you'll never catch me.
Director Mueller wants his email (gunslinger_cute@fbi.gov) back with a vengeance.
Special Agent Steve Lazarus, the FBI's media coordinator in Atlanta, said in an e-mail describing the problem.
Is this some sort of intelligence test? You get an email press release from someone saying the email account they use for press releases isn't reliable?
Recursive: Adj. See Recursive.
and not somebody named 133thaxxor?
My name is Lee Thaxxor, you insensitive clod!
Trolling is a art,
Does that mean we need to change our passwords again?
Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me
Well then, I guess Netcraft confirms it: Linux-Sun-ONE-Web-Server/6.1 is dying.
How could someone actually read someone else's email without their permission? Next these crackers will be listening to other people's phone calls. Then what, a knock on the door in the middle of the night?
Isn't that a good password?
I use it on my luggage too.
Fight Spammers!
-"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
But Netcraft confirms it, mail.fbi.gov is dead!
More seriously, netcraft sez http://www.fbi.gov was running Sun-ONE-Web-Server on Linux when last queried at 4-Feb-2005 18:26:45 GMT. Whatever that is.
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all my base are belong to you
Out of curiosity, does the FBI have any "normal" agents? Cause if they're all "special" agents, are they really that special?
[o]_O
Frankly, I think we've all been duped by this false news post.
They used to use carnivore to read our mail. Maybe they just thought it would be nice to take turns and let us read their mail for a while.