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Why MS is Not Opening More Source Code
mario_grgic writes "Apparently inappropriate code comments is one of the reasons according to this story.
I wonder what kind of things developers put in comments that would be so bad for the rest of us to see?"
/* Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. */
The force that blew the Big Bang continues to accelerate.
/* The word 'fuck' is here so you can grep for it */
-mkb
Heh, no surprises here. I mean, from what we've seen from the leaked windows source...
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/* Copyright © 2000 Apple Computer, Inc. All rights reserved. */
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I used to pepper my code with vulgarities. Then clients wanted copies on their own hosts. It's a hard habit to break.
:)
Particularly when debugging scripts. "F*CKING C*NT" and the like weren't to uncommon.
An interesting tidbit, Viaweb (now Y! Store) used to have a program called storef*cker
-William Shatner can be neither created nor destroyed.
/* Taken from the Linux Kernel 2.6 DO NOT RELEASE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, VIRAL GPL WILL HARM US */
/* No one from the Debian Project shall ever see the following, lest you want your head chopped off! */
/* These Samba guys figured it out, here's what they wrote */
In all reality though, it's probably littered with expletives, like the Win2000 source code leak was.
Without a proper flamewar, Anonymous was undecided on what shell to run.
Better yet: The word 'fuck' is here so you can graph for it.
what kind of things developers put in comments that would be so bad for the rest of us to see?"
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One of my previous employers got slammed in the press one day because a code error let a web server comment get leaked into the HTML comments of a page. It said something along the line of being a work around for the whinny mac people. I don't remember exactly but, it was pretty innocent. They got written up in quite a few Mac related news articles as being anti Apple (when they were actually trying to support it).
OTOH, there could also be missing comments. I think we've all entered projects with no documentation or usable code comments; where the lore of the project is passed from dev to dev.
Or, they may have rushed so many projects that they are embarrased for anyone to see the code. Many companies and the military are guilty of this. Maybe they want some time to do a review / refactor.
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/* It's our TCP/IP thingy. We're gonna patent it. We own the Internet and all it's (sic) protocols. Resistance is fu... is fut... is useless */
;-)
And a little further down...
Resistance is futile. Reactance buggers it up.
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Well, if ya look at the performance, it's pretty obviously not C.
My favorite from the Quake III source // what the fuck?
i = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 );
Two projects I worked on had to deal with 'inappropriate comments':
The first was when a reference to Black Sabbath (a music band) was in some comments. Normally, source is not given to customers, but in this case, it was a shell script, so it did go to customers.
Those who asked for that change were from the useability group. The guy who had to fix it was the archtypical anti-social nerd, but had a strange sense of humor. He entered an issue in the bug/change tracking system saying something like 'change Black Sabbath comment as per customer request'. The irony is, source had the CVS $Log$ tag, which caused all the fix comments of CVS to be in the source [no matter that I thought it was a bad idea, and that 'cvs log ....' would get you the same info, a manager said "this is the standard here"], so the issue description got into the log comments, and Black Sabbath was there again! Ha!
In another case, we had a product that relied on an open source but commerical product. That product was developed by nerds who used programmers' humor all over the help pages, ...etc. The customer was upset by the use of 'conversational English' in the documentation. We had to get someone from the technical writing team to rewrite those pages! Nevermind that the product was geared towards sysadmins and techies! Sigh.
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You know no hell until you use the goatse site as a test url in development and forget to take it out when the code goes live, and a user and then your boss find out before you do.
These all from 2.6:
/* XXX Fucking Cypress... */
/* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin' up. */
/* Fucking losing PROM has more mappings in the TLB, but
/* Why the fuck did they have to change this? */
arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c:/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */
arch/sparc/kernel/head.S:
arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c:
arch/sparc64/mm/init.c:
arch/sparc64/kernel/traps.c:
Even better is this from 2.4:
arch/sparc/mm/srmmu.c: Are you now convinced that the Swift is one of the
biggest VLSI abortions of all time? Bravo Fujitsu!
Fujitsu, the !#?!%$'d up processor people. I bet if
you examined the microcode of the Swift you'd find
XXX's all over the place.
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I doubt that anyone would place comments in code that basically boil down to "I hate my job and my employer." At the next code review, or the next time a bored coleague looks into your code, it's just begging to be used against you.
/. screaming and waving it around as definitive proof MS can only write bad code.
If comments about the company or other co-workers are present, they'll more likely be a lot milder and kept to something you can sorta justify as just documenting code behaviour. E.g., "this is a work-around for Bug X in Function Y of the MSFC".
On the other hand, there is plenty of room for utterly inapropriate comments about other companies and products. Think along the lines of "unlike the utter crap we took from the BSD monkeys, this one is 40 times faster and uses 10 times less memory." Or "this is here only because the monkeys from are too stupid to do their own buffer checking before calling my function."
Excessive hubris is pretty much part of the job description for nerds. Remember kids, everyone else sucks and is an idiot luser. Only you can possibly know anything at all about computers. And only the skills you have (e.g., pushing the power button or typing "emerge kde") are l33t and cool, the rest is idiot luser stuff.
But my guess is more like MS is just playing defensively. There are a lot of people and has-been companies that are out for MS's blood. Comments that noone minds in the Linux kernel, if found in MS code would get those people screaming for blood and gathering a proper medieval crowd with pitchforks and torches.
I mean, look around. Even a comment as benign as "this is a work-around for bug X in function Y" would get half the MS-bashers on
Doubly so for those who:
A) never wrote any productive code in their entire life, but think they're uber-l33t because they can run someone else's scripts (e.g., "emerge kde"), or
B) wrote a 20 line program in BASIC once, or a 20 line BASH script, so they think they're qualified to pass judgment about 1,000,000 line projects or about whole languages
(No offense intended to good programmers in either VB or various shell scripts. But there is a _massive_ and _fundamental_ difference between a 100 line program and a 100,000 line program. Stuff that works in the former, like, "bah, I wrote it just as well without all this fancy encapsulation and bogus design", might just cause the latter to never be finished or anywhere near working.)
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"I wonder what kind of things developers put in comments that would be so bad for the rest of us to see?"
:-)
If you had done more coding, you would know.
"Stupid pointless [expletive deleted] for Marketing" or "This is dumb but the boss says Do It".
"I have no idea why this works, so don't touch it!"
"Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out!!!" (on an instruction to skip over whitespace).
And some actual examples I'd be embarrassed to repeat.
I guess that when one spends all day writing bloodless prose for an unfeeling machine, commentary seems like the only emotional outlet one has. I've written a few comments which were, ah, amazingly vivid considering the humble nature of the operations they describe.