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Straczynski Offers To Re-Boot Star Trek [updated]

EvilMagnus writes "I just came across this thread over on usenet where J. Michael Straczynski, creator of Babylon 5 and Jeremiah, talks about the cancellation of Enterprise. It seems he and a collaborator have already written a series bible and treatment for a new version of Star Trek - but it's not been pitched to Paramount out of 'political considerations' (Berman refusing to give up his dead horse?). JMS calls for everyone who thinks a JMS-run Star Trek series would be a good idea to write Paramount and let them know." Along similar lines, yonnage writes "Last week there was an article posted here about Enterprise fans atempting to pay for the next season of Enterprise. It seems that all the efforts have been pulled together and a new website has been created and has started collecting contributions for Enterprise's next season." Update: 02/16 19:47 GMT by T : Read the rest of the thread to see JMS's followup; he's decided to at least postpone this endeavor.

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  1. Great idea by Fox_1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The nice thing about JMS's work is how he weaves complex themes into the story arc, rather then exploring and discarding them in single episode blips. That was great for the original Star Trek and early science fiction on tv (time tunnel, that sub show, quantum leap, etc) but the work of series like Bab5 has raise sci fi on tv to a higher level - where they take advantage of the serial esque nature of weekly broadcasts.
    I'm in.

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    1. Re:Great idea by cnettel · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I don't think that's only a good thing, because that also may lock the series into certain views and themes in a bad way. The TNG episodes have a huge diversity, at the cost of consistency :-)

      OTOH, I liked much of Babylon 5 and prefer it over Enterprise (but not anything that really has Star Trek in its name). I think he would certainly be able to do a good job.

    2. Re:Great idea by Fox_1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      people change and cultures change and while too structured an arc may be out of date by the time it is complete (see what 9/11 did to some shows and movies), I think that with the right 'architect' so to speak the arc can adapt. You are right about TNG - early episodes in tng (season 1) show a different flavor and philosophy to some of the more complex episodes near the end of the run. trying to think of an example - best I have is how the Data character evolved, or some of the prime directive messes - I know there are inconsistencies in there somewhere. However they had the PICARD and that overcomes all clumsy plot devices. The beauty of the ARC is really complex character development can happen over multiple shows - of course you miss a few episodes and it can be confusing. (farscape, glactica, bab5) Course I perfer a hybrid where the one off episodes are well woven into a larger ARC - Star Gate does this pretty well.

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    3. Re:Great idea by EyeSavant · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The bad thing about JMS is that once the curtain has been pulled away after the huge and great buildup my reaction was HUH?. Wonderful intricate buildup, no followthrough.

      Of course with Bab5 he got some help in screwing up the end with the fact that it almost got cancelled after 4 series, so series 4 is compressed to fit it all in. Then series 5 does not have enough content and has too many filler episodes.

    4. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, I think that cancellation threat was the real reason that everything got screwed up. He had the original idea that it should take 5 seasons (which is great, you make this story with a fixed duration, you can make things work out nicely) but had to rush everything to fit into 4 (which showed), then had to append an entire 5th season when the whole story had already been told.


      The sad thing is that Enterprise got cancelled when they had found some kind of nice equilibrium, building depth into the very foundations of the Star Trek universe. It was nice to see the strife on Vulcan, and exploring the Andorian civilization. It would have been nice to see the establishment of the federation etc (the first two seasons with the temporal cold war theme were simply pathetic).


      Still, JMS does excellent work if the networks don't keep changing the allotted time. I got hooked into Bab 5 right from the pilot movie as it clearly indicated that there was a complex story behind the scenes... and you could feel that it had an end. A series that is too open ended without an end in sight automatically builds inconsistencies.

    5. Re:Great idea by ajs · · Score: 5, Funny
      Great idea or tragedy waiting to happen?

      Probably neither. It's probably so unlikely that it's not worth categorizing. The reasons are many, but it comes down to this: Straczynski is pig-headed, but not stupid. He would never agree to do it without complete creative control, and there's practically no way Paramount would allow that to happen. It would be along the lines of Bill Gates giving over control of the Windows platform to Linus Torvalds without even retaining the right to veto checkins.

      Without complete creative control, you know what would happen: JMS would put forward his bible saying, "we tear down half of Starfleet and kill off a few notables to shake things up," and Paramount would reply with notes like the following:
      • Sounds good, but I don't think we want to kill anyone who has an action figure
      • "Tear down" might be too strong. Let's just say that there's a night-club bombing somewhere on Ferengi-prime
      • Great ideas, but you need to sex it up a bit
      • The first scene needs to really pull the viewers in: make it a fist fight
      • My kid loves tribbles, can you work one in as a major character?
      He's been through this before with TNT and Crusade (the mess that you saw on TV was the result). He won't do it again.

      All that said, YES, petition Paramount to do it. I think that at the very least it shows a massive lack of confidence in current show-runners and might upset the apple-cart enough to get someone creative in there.
    6. Re:Great idea by drsquare · · Score: 5, Insightful

      On the other hand, it makes it so that people who aren't obsessive TV viewers who religiously watch every single episode, all in order, can't get into it. If you sit down and watch a single episode, you won't understand it. That doesn't make it a better programme, it doesn't 'raise it to a higher level', it just narrows its appeal, and turns it more into a soap.

    7. Re:Great idea by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The problem, IMO, is that episodic television tends to dumb down the content. Having a sequential story, IMO does raise it to a higher level as it does allow a more complex and intertwined story. And IMO, yes, it really does raise it to a higher level when done well. Reducing TV, or keeping TV reduced to simplified stories, is an insult to the watchers, especially if few to no episodes have a meaningful impact on those following it.

      Each episode of B5 can be watched on its own and watched in sequence as well.

      Yes, there will be unknown bits but that doesn't mean the episode itself isn't relevant on its own without watching other parts.

      Shows like 24 and Alias have proven that prime time TV audiences are willing to accept a continuing story. I've watched three episodes of Alias, and despite not knowing certain bits, I didn't feel punished for not having seen previous episodes.

    8. Re:Great idea by AviLazar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why does it have to be absolute on either way? Why not have a hybrid. Underlying themes/plots coming up in the episodes, but each episode having some individual aspect to help bring in the n00bs.

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    9. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      sorry but all of his projects were never allowed to see their end properly.

      B5 was screwed with by the morons in the suits.

      and Jeremiah was utterly destroyed by the idiots that run Showtime.

      the first season had people rivited and giving up what they did on friday nights to watch it. The second season was finished but not with JMS's control and anyone can easily see that. He made it exactly like how the suits wanted it in the 2nd season and it sucked horribly because of it.

      he did that because it was his proof to themthat the suits know absolutely nothing about Television and a good story. which is 100% true.

      management will fuck up something good whenever they get the chance to.

      JMS is a great storyteller, his book is a great insight into the PITA the industry is..

    10. Re:Great idea by JWW · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Deep Space 9 was forced to adopt story arcs because of pressure from Babylon 5.

      It made DS9 far stronger a show than it would have been without the competition.

      Now, with Enterprise, it looks different. Instead of stepping up to the plate and doing better, they're just packing up.

    11. Re:Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm surprised no one has commented on a key phrase in JMS's post:

      "with challenging stories, contemporary themes, solid extrapolation, and the infusion of some of our best and brightest SF prose writers..."

      IMO, writers like Ted Sturgeon, Harlan Ellison, Robert Bloch, Jerome Bixby, Frederic Brown, David Gerrold, Norman Spinrad, Richard Matheson, and Larry Niven (animated series) gave the original series an edge that the later incarnations of Trek haven't matched.

      But can we believe JMS here? Despite the greatness of B5, he seemed to have trouble working with other writers. And why not-- if you had a novel planned out, how easy would it be for you to let other writers pen a chapter? For JMSTrek to work, a looser 5-year arc would need to be crafted, with ample room for other writers to work. Moreover, bridges would have to be built to the fiction-writing community, which has soured on the SF-tripe produced by Hollywood. As David Gerrold once said: "I'm not a Star Trek writer, I'm a science fiction writer. I like building my own worlds more than share-cropping in someone else's. "

      Even two years from now, after Paramount's Star Trek break, I doubt whether movie or television science fiction will have changed. Expect the infatuation with special effects, and the resultant shallow chacterization to continue.

      It's sad; I find shows like Numb3rs doing a better job with science than any techno-babble infused science fiction shows.

    12. Re:Great idea by Hestas+Coyote · · Score: 3, Informative

      What you say is true for most TV series that are seriel in nature, However they don't have to be. 24 is pretty good example of this. The first couple minutes of every show gives a quick run down of what important events have brought you to the current point in the show. I have introduced several friends into watching 24 becuase of this. They don't have to worry about what they missed, becuase the lead in brings them where they need to be for the current show. It's not perfect, but it is a lot better than having to tell someone, oh yeah, you should watch show XYZ, but I'll have to let you know when a good starting episode will be on, other wise you won't know where you are at.

  2. I see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...That they now have a unified site to try and save Enterprise. *sigh* I wish they'd stop, it makes Gene Roddenberry's (SP?) corpse cry. As for there being another trek, I think the series needs to rest for a while.

    1. Re:I see... by EnsilZah · · Score: 5, Funny

      Makes his corpse reverse polarity in its grave, one might say.

    2. Re:I see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I do not believe there is any need to "rest" Star Trek, I think what it needs is creative talent that can improve the quality of the episodes, and it needs a series that is set after the DS9 and Voyager. I think Enterprise was a bad idea, creating a series which is set long before the other star trek series, it allows for a lot of trouble with messing up the timelines, and takes away some of the value of moving the star trek timeline forward into the future, new territory, and instead must dwell within an already defined past timeline.

      In a sci-fi series like Star Trek, accuracy in timelines, events, facts and detials is very important and errors in the timelines, which they seem to have a hard time avoiding in Enterprise since it occurs previous to the other series', can shake ones confidence in the series and introduce paradoxes which weaken the entire structure of the franchise.

      A new series I believe as well should incorporate the exploration and discovery aspects of Star Trek, finding strange new worlds, new civilisations, strange distant reaches of the galaxy filled with odd pecularities and phenomena. Integrating a sort of mystery-genre aspect into many episodes where the crew encounter odd mysterious and wierd phenomena and discovering what they are can be quite fascinating. There are so many creative possibilities for plots that don't involve pure action and violence but offer a deep and involving plot line, with mysteries, strangeness, and oddities, that there is no reason Star Trek cannot be revived. Furthermore we do have today far more resources avialable than in the original series in creating compelling renderings of these strange worlds and different races and beings that werent avialable in the original star trek. While the series should be based on a ship, there should also be episodes allowing the viewer to see other parts of the federation, such as the crew visiting space docks, and federation planets. In addition to exploration and discovery of distant corners of the galaxy, it would also be nice to see in several episodes the ship visit several core federation planets which we seem to see little of, like Vulcan and Earth.

  3. It's Berman's fault by sugapablo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's Berman's fault the series on TV is as stale as it is. Proof is that some of the ST novels are tremendously well-written, proving their are plenty of new, fresh, and quality stories left to tell in the final frontier.

    Of the best, are the DS9 relaunch, which continues the story of Deep Space Nine directly after the TV series ends, and Peter David's remarkable New Frontier series with it's Xenexian captain Mackenzie Calhoun. This series has proved, IMHO, to be one of the best out of all the Trek series.

    1. Re:It's Berman's fault by blowdart · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Kaptain we're being zucked into a black Berman hole"

      "Fire the JMS ego ray ensign, they should cancel each other out"

      "A hot space babe has just appeared, the ratings levels are going up rapidly, most logical captain"

      Whoever does it around 50% of the fans are going to complain.

  4. Forget Trek by imag0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about bringing back a show that was interesting and original, like Firefly?

    That would be worth the money. Not watching YATS (Yet Another Trek Show).

  5. Go for it by nuclear305 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Cue all the "Let it die already!" and "Trek needs a rest" comments...

    These people have nothing to lose by pitching another series to Paramount. Enterprise is dead, and I'm sure Paramount would eagerly pick up anything with the slightest chance of turning a profit.

    Since the article mentions they're taking their idea "to the public" I think they'd get a better reaction by releasing a preview of some type. Kind of hard for an audience to approve and support a project without knowing what it is! (Because we all know counting on the Trek name alone doesn't always work)

  6. JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by Seumas · · Score: 5, Funny

    More Wil Wheaton!

    1. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And more Walter Koenig :)

      One of Trek's nicest guys played the B5 villain that everyone loved to hate! But I loved how JMS actually gave him a bit of a human side when you understood what made him the way he was...

      Even villain need motives and factors that drive them - very few people are just inherently nasty for the sake of being mean :P

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    2. Re:JMS - PLEASE READ THIS! by pklong · · Score: 3, Funny

      Cut to overhead closup Khan style shot:

      Noooooooooooooooooooo!

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  7. Recanted by mondoterrifico · · Score: 5, Informative

    He has already recanted this offer. http://www.jmsnews.com/msg.aspx?id=1-17287/

    1. Re:Recanted by cnettel · · Score: 5, Informative
  8. Actually he retracted the request for now.... by MauMan · · Score: 5, Informative
    Actually he retracted the request for now....

    Actually...belay everything I just said.

    In the 24 hours between the time I composed the prior note, and sent
    it, and it made its way through the moderation software, two things
    happened:

    1) I heard from a trusted source that Paramount is giving the Trek TV
    world a rest for maybe one to two years, depending on circumstances, no
    matter who would come along to run it. So it's not right to have folks
    putting in time doing something that ultimately would be pointless, I
    don't think that's a proper use of anybody's time.

    2) At the same time as the above, an offer came in to run a new TV
    series for fall of '06, and since there's no way anything Trek can
    happen in the interim, I've said yes (now we have to negotiate the
    deal, but that should be fairly straightforward).

    So on two counts, the whole thing is kind of moot.

    We can reconvene a year or two down the road to see where this takes
    us, but in the interim...my apologies for waking everybody up in the
    middle of the night.

    As you were.

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  9. They lost it after DS9... by bani · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..Voyager, and then Enterprise proved that the producers have completely lost their marbles, and totally lost touch with the core audience.

    As soon as I heard the Enterprise opening theme, I knew it was dead.

    I think trek needs to die, and stay dead for another 15 years or so. Only then will it be ready for another revival.

    Such wasted effort on tripe like Enterprise, when stuff like Firefly is far more deserving.

  10. Startrek Campaign ? by ehack · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe JMS can sell one-year long mini-series or something ? Bab5 was overlong, although the idea of a multi-episode script was nicely exercised .

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  11. Idea already been pulled by Dionysus · · Score: 5, Informative

    JMS already pulled the idea (Paramount decided to give Trek TV a rest).
    Check out the updated info at TrekWeb

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  12. BROKEN LINK - CORRECTION by twoshortplanks · · Score: 3, Informative

    That link's broken. I thnk you meant this: http://www.jmsnews.com/msg.aspx?id=1-17287

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  13. Perhaps the only Hope for Star Trek by CharonX · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Michael Straczynski is among the few people that, I think, could save Star Trek and bring it back to its former glory.
    Of course there are MANY people who could improve the current situation (for while I can image quite a few worse than Berman, yet most of them aren't in the TV biz) but Michael Straczynski is among the few that have the skill to revive a franchise that badly beaten.
    So let's see the good part - either Michael gets to do the new series, or Berman drives another series in the ground and then - finally - is fired - even the most ignorant bosses don't like dropping ratings, and the cancellation of Enterprise shows that something is fundamentally wrong with the ratings and that the bosses noticed.

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  14. I can't bare to see Star Trek end! by lordmetroid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I continously hope for enterprise to be ended in it's seven season as a Star Trek series ought to be ended! I must admit though that some seasons were really lame, I liked enterprise at first. When they didn't have any equipment that worked and their was no experience in anything of what they did had political problems with klingons and vulcans as well as andorians, pretty much the starting seasons. later on as they got photonic torpedoes and other technologies to their usage so that the humans wouldn't seem so inferior, that was when the show started to go bad and it's anticlimax must in my opinion been the whole time wars shit. This season been quite good though with Vulcans having internal problems and dealing with Andorians and Romulans starting to look like something good again, and hence I would like to have the series continue. Hopefully a new Star Trek series will also be made, I seem to never be able to get enough of Star Trek. I would have nothing against a remake of the old series, but I think they need to cram in some more juice into it, better scenery and Klingons that actually look like they should do and not human!

  15. I am getting sick of this.... by brunes69 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... tripe on Slashdot. People go on and on about how "It has all been downhill since TNG" and it has all been Berman's fault, etc.

    For one thing, Roddenberry died midway through TNG. Berman was basically the man at the helm for what was argueable the best portion of the series, the last 3 seasons. Even before that, he played a very, very large part in TNG. So to say that "Berman is Death" of everything, than to praise TNG, borders on the edge of ridiculousness.

    For another, DS9 (the first series run soley by Berman) was actually very good (once it got going - the first season or two were quite.. icky).

    Voyager, well..... what can you say. An amazing capability for a plot line, but it descended into fodder. Basically, the same thing with Enterprise.

    So from *my* point of view, he is batting 0.500 - a decent average the way I look at it.

    Aside from all this - you people seem to believe that the whole series lives and dies by Berman's word. Shouldn't some of the blame be put on the writers? The writers are the ones coming up with the same old crap over and over again.

    1. Re:I am getting sick of this.... by Mordaximus · · Score: 4, Insightful
      For another, DS9 (the first series run soley by Berman) was actually very good (once it got going - the first season or two were quite.. icky).

      Actually, Ira Steven Behr and Michael Piller were also executive producers. However, I don't think that it's a coincidence that Deep Space 9 picked up steam around the time when Voyager was launched. Personally I suspect Ira Steven Behr had far more to do with the success of Deep Space 9 than Berman ; he likely got more control of the show as Berman turned his attention to Voyager.

      That's not to say that I think Berman is solely, nor even mostly responsible for the downfall of the franchise : Check Brannon Braga's credits : He had his fingers in a great deal of the two worst Star Trek shows. And notably absent from my favorite trek, DS9.

  16. Re:Wrong department. by Seumas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I just think it's unfortunate that it turned out so bad. I like Scott Bakula and was thrilled that he was going to be the next Trek Captain. They squandered a potentially great character and actor on a poor iteration of a tired series. How you could have a show with someone that made Quantum Leap such a success for so long and turn it into absolute crap is beyond me. It's like being given the Dream Team and losing out to a sixth-grade play-ground team.

    I only watched two episodes of the most recent series. I couldn't get past the stupid intro music. And the infatuation with the hot vulcan chick was juvinile and uninteresting.

    I wasn't that interested in DS9, but from the few episodes I watched, it seemed far superior to Enterprise and Voyager. Voyager has to be the worst. Possibly even worse than the original Star Trek.

    Then again, I'm just not a big fan of Star Trek. Or Star Wars. I like my sci-fi a little more X-Files, Farscape, Millenium, Red-Dwarf, Dr. Who, Blake's Seven, Outer Limits, Twilight Zone-ish... When it comes to television, at least.

    Not to be a prick, but Star Trek always seemed like "sci fi" for the ditch digger, relaxing in his recliner and sweaty wife-beater, tossing back a beer. Sort of like checkers, instead of chess. TNG was unique, because the characters were typically very interesting and you cared about them. What other Trek characters since the Original are so widely known, besides TNG? That's also why Babylon 5 was so great. Aside from the wonderful story of self-sacrifice, hope and destiny - the characters were compelling.

  17. Unlikely... by earthbound+kid · · Score: 3, Funny
    "I just came across this thread over on usenet..."
    Pff, unlikely. Netcraft confirms, usenet is dead.
  18. DS9 and B5 by GQuon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's generally thought that DS9 was a pretty good series, getting better as it went along and getting a story arc.

    However, JMS might be reluctant to speak about DS9 for a personal reason. JMS had tried to pitch Babylon 5 to a number of studios, such as Paramount, but they wouldn't have it. After years of work, WB finally took up the show. After the Babylon 5 pilot was shot, Paramount just happens to shoot a pilot of their own new show that just happens to be set on a space station, and get the pilot to air just before the Babylon 5 pilot. (Why are some of the sets from the Enterprise?)

    Although this had happened, JMS vocally disliked rivalry between the fans of Trek and B5 and advocated that one could like both.

    DS9 turned out quite different in the end, so the competition from B5 was kind of good for Trek, wasn't it?

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  19. Re:Wrong department. by R.Caley · · Score: 3, Interesting
    How you could have a show with someone that made Quantum Leap such a success for so long and turn it into absolute crap is beyond me.

    Well, lets' see... Could the fact that QL was a formulaic remake of Highway to Heaven with smaller hair and some special effects be relevent here?

    People involved in one crap series are often a good indicator that another will be crap IME.

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  20. Let it die by gooman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think I speak for many Trek fans that when I first heard about Enterprise, the possibilities for a prequel series seemed very interesting, and after Voyager we deserved something decent.

    Like many I was worried about Berman being involved. I became more worried when the opening credits feature a dreadful recycled pop song instead of something symphonic. Then the temporal cold war silliness starts. Meanwhile, all along has been little effort to remain consistant with the Trek universe.

    I will admit, I have not laughed so hard in a long time as I did when I saw the Xindi Nazi at the end of last season. But I don't think that was the intended effect.

    For everyone who who is proclaiming this season is much better, how could it get much worse. Paramount and Berman especially should be ashamed at how they have treated such a large and loyal fanbase.

    That said, I'm actually surprised that UPN killed it. They kept Voyager going for seven years and it was horrible most of that time. Enterprise seems like the high spot on their garbage filled network.

    Trek needs a rest. If you want to send someone your money give it to http://www.eff.org/ or some other worthy cause. Don't worry, there will be more Trek, it has made too much money to be ignored forever.

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  21. Bad start by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 3, Informative

    I can recall a few years ago anxiously waiting to see "Enterprise" for the first time on television, having been a fan of the franchise. I immediately grimaced upon hearing the theme song and new it was going to suck. The electric guitar style theme music was incredibly outdated and wreaked of a routinely formulaic bad-taste Hollywood production. And as I recall, it didn't even have lyrics in that broadcast. The lyrics made it even worse when I eventually heard that vesion, just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.

    That episode started with that one crew-member yapping about how she couldn't sleep because the stars were moving the opposite direction she was used to in her quarters. I kept thinking she was going to whine "but Dawson!" any moment. As for Scott Bakula, he was already typecasted from "Quantum Leap" and didn't fit the role. The whole concept of a series that was supposed to happen before the original series should have been a warning, since one of the big attractions of Star Trek was the fictional technology, but I gave it the benefit of the doubt when I first heard that.

    But they just royally screwed it up. They really overdid the large breasts thing, blatantly pandering to an adolescent demographic. And the writing was awful. As an example, there was that episode where Archer tells a ship of Klingons that they have a defenceless alien vessel riding in the wake of their ship. I recall thinking that no character with half a brain would ever do that and it was just plain ridiculous, even to anyone who wasn't familiar with the franchise. I just recently saw an episode where Archer speaks with a senior Starfleet officer who's uniform had a friggin collar. A jump-suit with a collar. Another mistake. They just keep making them.

    It takes some serious stupidity to screw up a franchise that had such a dedicated fan base as Star Trek, yet the people behind "Enterprise" have managed to do just that. Even if they manage to improve the writing now, bad first impressions last. I don't think this series is worth saving. I think people are clinging onto it out of dedication to the Star Trek franchise. If that is the case, they ought to just cancel this series and come up with a completely new one, or just focus on the movies. I'm personally a fan of the franchise, but it has gotten off-track in a direction I don't care to follow.

  22. Starch Wreck by ch-chuck · · Score: 4, Funny

    The story of two Chinese laundry truck drivers. Their 5 hour mission, to deliver clean lanudry, to seek out new customers and clients, to Boldly Go® where no chinese laundry truck drivers have gone before!

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  23. If they could be civilians this time. by b00le · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just because Gene Rodenberry visualized humankind exploring the universe in what seemed to be their pyjamas, all subsequent series have assumed a starship would have to be a military operation with everyone in uniform. This does not actually reflect very well on us.

  24. Good comparison by gandell · · Score: 3, Funny
    Good comparison, wrong show. It's actually Small Wonder.

    And the girl creeps me out...monotone robots trying to be cute to gain our trust...they've got to be trying to take over the world! Have we learned nothing?

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  25. Re:World Without Trek by Teancum · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While I will beg to differ that the well has dried up for the Star Trek universe, I would have to agree that putting the series into hiatus would be a good idea.

    When I hear director commentaries of Star Trek movies, or listen to actors make comments regarding their involvement with Star Trek, they seemingly have a universal theme: "I never saw Star Trek before I was hired by Paramount."

    It makes me wonder about the writers as well. It is one thing to try and bring in some people from outside the Trekkies fan base to add some new and fresh ideas, but the near universality of the people producing and creating both the movies and the series doing it just as another job speaks volumes about how committed Paramount is to maintaining quality in the series.

    Basically none.

    One of the reasons why the Lord of the Rings was so absolutely fantastic was that the people involved with making those movies were some major fans of the work. Sure, a couple of actors may not have been as familiar with the story as die-hard fanatics, but with the rest of the production team really pulling to make it something special, those actors "caught the vision" and even added more to the passion to get it done.

    I could even use the "Passion of the Christ" produced by Mel Gibson as an example of how somebody with in this case a deep religious conviction bringing something extra to the production that turned what could have been an ordinary movie into something extra ordinary.

    I just don't see that kind of fire coming from Paramount these days. The attitude of William Shatner comments of "Get a Life" to fans is more typical. Star Trek has simply become a cash cow for studio executives, and they really don't care at all about the fan base other than trying to figure out how to get more money from what they percieve as a bunch of suckers. The Trek-based fan web pages legal mess is more proof of how stupid Paramount doesn't really know what they are doing other than trying to make a quick buck.

  26. Re:Track Record? by jregel · · Score: 3, Informative

    The potential for Crusade was never realised. Consider the first 15 episodes of B5 and remember how the focus was Jeffery Sinclair's missing 24 hours and the reason the Minbari surrendered during the Battle of the Line? How much of that was really relevant to the subsequent years with the Shadow war?

    Crusade was about the Shadow virus that would wipe out Earth in five years. By the end of the episodes made, the structure of the virus (nano-tech) was understood. I've read that the virus would be cured fairly early in the series.

    There were also glimpses of what was to come - the Apolcalypse box - whatever that was, was a mystery waiting to be solved, and there was the revelation that Galen (the Technomage) has some sort of implants. The unfilmed episodes pushed the series up a gear with the revelation that the Technomages were being hunted by Earthforce for their tech.

    The opening dialogue to each episode contained some stuff that was familiar, but other lines that would have probably been explored throughout the series:

    Who are you? (Vorlon)
    What do you want? (Shadow)
    Where are you going? (Lorien?)
    Who do you serve and who do you trust?

    The last one being probably the most important. Crusade was much more than we ever saw and to see it killed before being aired is very sad. I, like many B5 fans, would love to see it return and hope that TMOS (The Memory Of Shadows) will be the catalyst for this.

  27. Re:I am getting sick of Berman.... by Snaller · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... tripe on Slashdot. People go on and on about how "It has all been downhill since TNG" and it has all been Berman's fault, etc.

    But it is - he is in charge, ego he is to blame.

    For one thing, Roddenberry died midway through TNG.

    Lies. Roddenberry died at the end of season 5.
    Berman was basically the man at the helm for what was argueable the best portion of the series, the last 3 seasons.

    1: He was mostly working with the talent Roddenberry had hired.
    2: He didn't have the guts to suddenly change TNG to something else in the middle of the series (like he let them do with DS9)

    Ie, he just continued on the course set by Roddenberry.

    For another, DS9 (the first series run soley by Berman) was actually very good (once it got going - the first season or two were quite.. icky).

    So DS9 became better once Berman withdrew from day to day running of the series and started to focus on Voayger - funny that. Not to mention again, he had Ira Steven Behr("Dark Angel"),Michael Piller("Dead Zone") , Ronald Moore("Battlestar Galactica") to help him. I entirely suspect he was out having lunch with management while they were writing.

    Aside from all this - you people seem to believe that the whole series lives and dies by Berman's word. Shouldn't some of the blame be put on the writers? The writers are the ones coming up with the same old crap over and over again.

    Yeah, except: HE HIRES THE WRITERS, his blame.

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  28. Expensive Props and Poor Writing by bfline · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Star Trek has suffered from poor writing since after TNG. Even Deep Space Nine still had some good plots that made you interested. Another problem with Enterprise is that they have bores like Trip and Malcom. I loved B5. Loved it. I am sure JMS would make sure that the writing wasn't lame. How? Because with little money to work with he concentrated on the storylines. I think they should stop spending so much money on the props, sets, makeup, etc., and start spending it on the writing. I also loved the original Trek which became classic because of the writing again, certainly not the props.

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  29. Re:Great idea, Bad Implementation... by cheesybagel · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The new Battlestar Galactica is good, but the plot doesn't match Babylon 5's by a long shot. Babylon 5 is an epic story. Battlestar Galactica attempts to be one, but at the same time we see characters doing erratic out of character things a lot of the time. There are many plot holes and inconsistencies.

    Captain Adama's speech in the pilots for example was completely ridiculous. Why do we even deserve to live? Was that supposed to inspire anyone? Crap, if any real military leaders ever did that, their soldiers would be too dispirited to fight.

    Then you have the fact that the Cylons are attempting to cross-breed with Humans. But if they wanted that so much, why did they try to wipe all the Humans out with nukes, *before* getting their hybrid? It makes no sense. If they wanted to nuke all the colonies, and destroy military ships, plus evading civilian ships, how could they ever get a cross-breed?

    The fact that Baltar got too tired from doing tests, so he stopped testing people was also sheer nonsense. Why didn't he just get *someone else* to do the hard labour of testing? I mean, he was supposed to have an assistant already, plus a nuclear warhead, I doubt he would not be granted spare personnel. Not to mention: who is doing the testing (supposed to take man-years) now since he seems to be only doing political work since he got to be Vice-President?

    There is some good stuff in there of course. I like this Baltar better than the old Baltar in the original series. The old Baltar made absolutely no sense at all.

  30. Continuity by SeanDuggan · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Except that I don't think Babylon 5 really worked that much like that. I was a casual viewer, watched an episode here or there when it was available and at a convenient time (I remember my brother at one point bemoaning that it was airing at a 1 AM time slot) and while I found later I had missed some subtexts, it was still an entertaining story. The characters and races are well enough defined that you get some idea from the get-go. (Although I will admit that I was confused as to who G'Kar was supposed to be... I had him pegged as a generic warrior-type. It wasn't until much later that I realized the poet and prophet bits)

    Just so that we're not exclusively on Babylon 5, Buffy the Vampire Slayer did a decent job at this too. While there was a definite story going on that had been planned out (and included a large number of references towards and fro in the timeline) and things could change quite drastically (Spike's status as enemy, then friend, then enemy, then lover, then psychotic nutcase actually made some sense in the course of the series), you could pick up any one episode and enjoy what was going on. In my opinion, any good TV show or book series, should be like that, enough going on that it rewards people who site down and view it all, enough hints to allow people to step in at the middle, and subtle enough hints that people who are watching all the way through don't get annoyed at the repeated redundancy.

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    1. Re:Continuity by Bothari · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Finally someone with similar opinions. I was wondering if is was the only one who thought most of JMS's characters have the "depth of a bird-bath" (with apologies to Crosby...).

      Gkar and Londo being the wonderfull exception: I must confess that long after I stopped caring what the outcome of the "war of the shadows" (huuUUUHHhhh ... scary) would be, i kept on making an effort to watch the show due to the character development in these two.

      Londo starting out as the friendly and amiable buffoon , his change due to his ambition and his eventual redemption... or G'kar starting out as little more than a bully, finding out slowly by hints that there was more to him and his eventual "growing-up"...

  31. funny foreheaded aliens by gobbo · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Great, one thing I appreciated about JMS was his resistance to the hollywood notion that aliens -- a whole galaxy of them -- are pretty much all white people with convoluted foreheads and a different arrangement of internal organs.

    I mean, I know that SF on TV is pretty much a kind of stage-play allegory, but it all feels so grounded in a '60s kind of shiny smarmy middle-class american morality (yes, I know all about demographics, I'm a director/producer). JMS's B5 brought a touch of biological diversity into the vidiotic galaxy.

    What I would really like is a SF series that takes nanotech and extreme body customization into human -- not just evil borg -- society. One that has Samuel Delaney's sense of cultural development, Ridley Scott's visual and human grittiness, and KS Robinson's sense of the march of history. B5 had some of all that, but some truly cheesy interludes and unconvincing dialogue, and in the end fell back frequently to rely on the hollywood galactic tropes, so he should be able to cope in the ST version of 'future.' Here's hoping he can move the franchise into something more... contemporary.

  32. JMS offer rescinded by zurkog · · Score: 4, Informative
    As great as a JMS-written Trek might be, he just rescinded his offer:

    Trekweb

    Actually...belay everything I just said.

    In the 24 hours between the time I composed the prior note, and sent it, and it made its way through the moderation software, two things happened:

    1) I heard from a trusted source that Paramount is giving the Trek TV world a rest for maybe one to two years, depending on circumstances, no matter who would come along to run it. So it's not right to have folks putting in time doing something that ultimately would be pointless, I don't think that's a proper use of anybody's time.

    2) At the same time as the above, an offer came in to run a new TV series for fall of '06, and since there's no way anything Trek can happen in the interim, I've said yes (now we have to negotiate the deal, but that should be fairly straightforward).

    So on two counts, the whole thing is kind of moot.

    We can reconvene a year or two down the road to see where this takes us, but in the interim...my apologies for waking everybody up in the middle of the night.

    As you were.

    Thanks and with great chagrinedness --

    jms
  33. Or Star Trek reality TV! by Snaller · · Score: 4, Funny
    The Star Trek Amazing Race!

    11 teams of people with an existing relationship will race around federation worlds solving problems and seeing improbable sights.

    The teams are:

    Captains Picard and Riker.

    Riker has too much facial hair and Picard has none!

    Dr. Crusher and all powerful son being Wesley Crusher.

    Dr. Crusher can't cure the common cold because it has been cured, and Wesley Crusher can bring it back with a snap of his fingers!

    Lt. Commander Tuvok and Captain Kathryn Janeway

    He's logical and she isn't!

    The Doctor and The Doctor

    One's a hologram and another is a possibly copyright infringing timelord!

    Lt. Ezri Dax and Dr. Phlox

    She's a hottie and he's nottie!

    Captain Jonathan Archer and Porthos

    One is a dumb unreasoning animal the other is a beagle!

    Constable Odo and Seven Of Nine

    He's a shapeshifter and you'd like to shift her shapes!

    Chief Miles O'Brien and Lt. Cmdr. Data

    One will fix your bits and the other is full of them!

    Sub-Commander T'Pol and Tasha Yar

    One is an expert on decon gel and the other is back from hell!

    Lt. Cmdr. Deanna Troi and Commander Kira Nerys

    One is a counsellor the other needs one!

    Guinan Ensign Hoshi Sato

    One speaks in riddles the other speak riddle!


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