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House To Enact Anti-Spyware Law

Stephen Samuel wrote to mention that the U.S. House of Representatives has readied the aptly acronymed Securely Protect Yourself Against Cyber Trespass Act (SPY ACT) for law. MS-BS has an article claiming that the bill allows a loophole for the makers of proprietary software. The issue at hand concerns Section 5, paragraph b, subsection 2, under the heading of limitations. The law does not apply to: "(2) a discrete interaction with a protected computer by a provider of computer software solely to determine whether the user of the computer is authorized to use such software, that occurs upon (A) initialization of the software; or (B) an affirmative request by the owner or authorized user for an update of, addition to, or technical service for, the software." The law, then, would disallow Gator and their ilk but would not hamper Microsoft's Genuine Advantage Program. More complete commentary is available at TechReview and About.com.

252 comments

  1. hmmmm by commo1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What about all those who signed the Gator/Gain network EULA which prohibits the removal of said spyware/adware from PCs?

    1. Re:hmmmm by cplusplus · · Score: 5, Informative

      Law takes precedent over a EULA.

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    2. Re:hmmmm by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's an interesting question.

      Technically (and I stress "technically"), what they are doing here amoutns to taking a right away from the consumer: the right to enter into a contract with a vendor to receive software in return for providing information about their browser habits. The problem is that the vendors are dishonest, and take advantage of the fact that most people can't make it through the legalese in their licenses or don't really understand the implications of what they are doing.

      In any case, IANAL, but isn't this the sort of thing that usually ends up in the UCC for constitutional reasons?

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    3. Re:hmmmm by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So if a girl signs a contract that says she has to be somebody's slave or engage in prostitution, is that contract legally valid?

      No, if a law makes something illegal, any contract endorsing such unlawful behavior, becomes automatically void.

    4. Re:hmmmm by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1
      Gator/Gain network EULA

      You mean Claria? I thought they were Ad-Ware not Spy-Ware. Well I would ahve to say that law trumps EULAs any way you put it. And maybe now we'll be allowed to call Spy-ware what it is with out being sued by the company who makes it for libel or slander.

      Personally I have been calling it all vomit ware for quite some time.... as in a previous post I made a while back... because cleaning it up is just like cleaning the bathroom after a night of praying to the porcelaine god.

    5. Re:hmmmm by DrEldarion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If that's the case, then what happens to things like Amazon's Alexa? They put out a toolbar specifically TO track where you go (and they don't try to hide it in the least), for the purpose of tracking website popularity.

    6. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STFU - You know what he means.

    7. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      So if a girl signs a contract that says she has to be somebody's slave

      I thought marriage vows (love, honour and obey) was legally OK in the USA?

    8. Re:hmmmm by terrymr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In contract law it is valid. In practice it is unenforceable on public policy grounds.

    9. Re:hmmmm by cbr2702 · · Score: 1
      Only federal law (which this is). A state law would have a problem. If EULAs are contracts (which they need to be to be valid anyways) then section I.10.1 has the following to say:
      No State shall enter into any Treaty, Alliance, or Confederation; grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal; coin Money; emit Bills of Credit; make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts; pass any Bill of Attainder, ex post facto Law, or Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts, or grant any Title of Nobility.
      So while federal law can affect obligation in contract, state law can't.
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    10. Re:hmmmm by TheCabal · · Score: 1

      You can't sign away right that is protected by law. My landlord can't put a clause in my lease agreement that says that I sign away my right to prevent her from entering the house without 24 hour notice. Well, she can try to, and even if I sign the lease, the state law overrides it.

    11. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 2, Informative

      Same thing that happens to the Nielsen company, who collects TV ratings by installing a special set top box in a sample of homes around the country who agree to participate: Absolutely nothing.

      When it's completely transparent, and completely opt-in, there's nothing wrong with it.

      Just like if you hire a bodyguard to guard you every minute from a safe distance, you couldn't go and sue him for stalking you. Sure stalking laws could apply to the situation - someone is following you around all day long, but since you asked for it and he'd stop if you tell him to stop, the law isn't really relevant.

      Look at Lo-jack, or On-star. These are services where you agree to have your vehicle's location tracked - in fact you ASK them to - because you want their assistance in emergencies.

      If you install a toolbar such as Alexa, you are doing so because you want this collective link tracking feature:

      "Alexa's Related Links are a great way to discover new sites. As you surf the web, the toolbar is constantly updating with information about where other users visit." - and recommendations are made using this collective site-popularity data.

      You and thousands of other users share your usage data, to help each other find sites of mutual interest. As long as you know about it, it's a service that you are asking for, so there's nothing wrong with it.

    12. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there goes my brilliant idea.

    13. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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      I can't wait to share that with everyone in my office, they're going to jump at it being so clever and all. So fresh. Way to go man, thanks for making my day.

    14. Re:hmmmm by Combuchan · · Score: 1

      There's no hierarchical precedent when it comes to contract law. Specifically, contracts that break the law are unenforcable. Eg, if we have a signed contract detailing the methodology and compensation for you killing my partner, and you reneg, I can't come after you for violation of contract.

      And yes, according to my business law teacher, that example did happen.

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    15. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So if a girl signs a contract that says she has to be somebody's slave or engage in prostitution, is that contract legally valid?

      Prostitution is a strange legal area to me (IANAL).

      There are all sorts of things that are illegal to do without consent, but are perfectly legal to do with consent.

      Fighting (Martial Arts vs. Assault), sex (consentual vs. rape), taking things (Free Halloween Candy vs. Burglary) - all these things are drastically different when you add the consent of both parties.

      Prostitution is consentual sex + money. In theory it isn't any more dangerous than consentual sex without money. And when properly regulated, then even in practice it's still not any more dangerous.

      Many women legally have sex for money reasons, even if it's not a direct obvious exchange as with prostitution.

      So why is it illegal?

    16. Re:hmmmm by joeljkp · · Score: 1

      It's illegal not because of the act itself, but because of all the stuff that comes along with it.

      Areas of prostitution in a town are usually accompanied by drugs, disease, gang activity, public indecency, statutory rape, etc. Those areas that have outlawed it saw the right of a person to have sex with another person for an exchange of money as expendible when they looked at the rest of the picture.

      It's the same reason strip clubs aren't usually allowed in residential or commercial areas near the center of town. They don't want all the baggage that comes with them.

      Las Vegas obviously saw it differently, but I'm sure they've enacted various regulations and such to provide the same effect.

      This was upheld in a Supreme Court case, but I can't find it at the moment (something v. Ohio, maybe?)

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    17. Re:hmmmm by XorNand · · Score: 1

      When Congress just upped the penality for showing a nipple on TV to half a million dollars, you have to ask why prostition is illegal? It has nothing to do with praticality and everything to do with morality.

      A bit off topic, but you hit a sore spot of mine. I am a life-long martial artist and it really bothers me that people think of training as "fighting". You might have seen one too many Van Damme flicks. We don't call it "fighting" it's either "sparring" or "kumite". In either case it's nothing more than a skillful game of tag. Very strict contact rules apply; hitting harder doesn't score more points and will only get you DQed. Even when practicing more realistic self-defense scenarios, we never push the boundries and actually try to injure our partner (and it's "partner", not "opponent").

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    18. Re:hmmmm by Bigman · · Score: 1

      Here in the UK prostitution per se is not illegal (i.e. accepting money in return for sexual favours) - what is illegal is soliciting (i.e. advertising yourself or making offers of money in return for sex) or running a brothel or similar service. So if your girl says she'll give you a BJ if you buy her a new car, that's not illegal - but if she put the same offer on eBay it would be!
      I always thought the same was true in the most of the US states - but maybe I'm wrong.

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    19. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      When Congress just upped the penality for showing a nipple on TV to half a million dollars, you have to ask why prostition is illegal? It has nothing to do with praticality and everything to do with morality.

      Right on. I wonder if a $500,000 fee would stand up in court to a "punishment doesn't fit the crime" argument. The damage to the alleged 'victims' wasn't monetarily measurable and I doubt you could find a psychologist who'd testify that a glimpse of a blurry half covered nipple would cause any psychological harm to the people who saw it.

      I am a life-long martial artist and it really bothers me that people think of training as "fighting". ...Very strict contact rules apply; hitting harder doesn't score more points and will only get you DQed.

      You're right - sorry. Perhaps Boxing would have been a better example; a way to win a Boxing match is to punch your opponent so hard he gets knocked out, and you score points each round based on how hard/often you hit your opponent.

      Still, regardless of how civil Martial Arts with consent actully is, Martial Arts without consent would be considered assault or at least harassment, even if you weren't hitting very hard - a controlled Judo takedown performed on an unconsenting party is still considered assault, regardless of how careful you were to take the person down softly.

    20. Re:hmmmm by Spetiam · · Score: 1

      Well, not to troll or anything, but if this law is as successful as the can spam act...

    21. Re:hmmmm by hey! · · Score: 1
      Well, that depends on you state doesn't it?


      Generally speaking, one of the most valuable things you can do commercially with some rights is to sell it. Think, for example, copyright.

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    22. Re:hmmmm by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      It can't impair Obligations in Contracts, but is this really an obligation, I don't know. Ultimatly its a contracted scam, and states do have laws to deter swindlers. Real estate contacts for example, in Florida your not allowed to offer a contract to purchase land that is in a flood zone. In some other states you can.

    23. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      I thought marriage vows (love, honour and obey) was legally OK in the USA?

      Marriage vows that include illegal activities - "I vow to smuggle cocaine for you" - would not be legal.

      You can legally promise to obey someone in a contract. We all kind of promise to obey our managers at work, and if we don't obey then it could become grounds for dismissal.

    24. Re:hmmmm by rainman_bc · · Score: 2, Informative

      In contract law it is valid

      Since when? If the consideration of a contract is illegal, the contract is this void.

      Prostitution is illegal, and using it as consideration in a contract makes the contract void.

      There is no "In contract law it is valid" crap. Legality of the consideration is an important part of contract law.

      IANAL, but I play one on /.

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    25. Re:hmmmm by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, slavery is forbidden by the 14th amendment.

      Prostitution is regulated by the states, and indeed is legal in Nevada. Thus a contract for prostition is, presumably, legal there.

      What is questionable, depending on how the law is written, is whether Congress has a constitutional right to do this. If they do it surely falls under the scope of their (greatly expanded) power of regulating interstate commerce. Suppose I live in the same state as the spyware company or they have a (by the arcane legal rules) a busiess presence there?

      It just seems to me in my non-lawyer way that this is the kind of thig that is usually worked out in the UCC.

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    26. Re:hmmmm by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Here in Vancouver, soliciting is also illegal, but police turn a blind eye.

      Cops here only bust those who pick up street hookers.

      We have "massage parlours" for those who want a discreet fling with a hooker.

      Not that I know too much - I don't consider myself much of an expert lol.

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    27. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...Prostitution is illegal..."

      I've always wondered why it's illegal to recieve money in exchange for sex. But it is okay to pay two people to have sex (eg p0rn movie)?

    28. Re:hmmmm by maniac1860 · · Score: 1

      I think that's the point. The law would take away the right to obtain a service in exchange for allowing a company to spy on you in much the same way that the law takes away the right of a girl to have sex with someone for money. Now we can debate about whether this is or is not a good use of public policy, but the fundamental concept is that rights are being taken away, and we should consider whether it's appropriate to do so.

    29. Re:hmmmm by terrymr · · Score: 1

      hmmm ... they should tell that to the guy who scores the first year contract law papers at the university of london then.

    30. Re:hmmmm by mog007 · · Score: 1

      Where can I find me one of those girls that's willing to sign a contract like that?

    31. Re:hmmmm by Jerf · · Score: 1

      Why is prostitution illegal?

      Second-order effects.

      (Why give you a fish when I can teach you how to fish? But I'll start you off with, "Anything you are allowed to do for money, you can be forced to do for money by someone in power over you... even if that forcing is itself illegal. See also 'MMORPG sweat shops'... same forces, same first-order arguments ('why should that be banned?'), same second-order effects, same basic result, although a somewhat less disturbing outcome.")

      Arguments and understandings about public policy that are based only on first order effects are almost always flawed... a law to do X will almost inevitably have some other effect or counter-force, quite frequently resulting in a net negative accomplishment. You have to learn to take that into account.

    32. Re:hmmmm by cbr2702 · · Score: 1

      States can prohibit contracts on the basis of what they promise. What they can't do is impair obligation under current contracts, which is what a current EULA would be.

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    33. Re:hmmmm by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Many women legally have sex for money reasons, even if it's not a direct obvious exchange as with prostitution.

      So why is it illegal?


      It is not illegal everywhere. For example, in the USA there is legalized prostitution in rural Nevada (not Las Vegas and not Reno, but in the rural counties).

      The reason why it is illegal is more or less analogous to a "labor union" kind of rule: Average women do not want to compete with Prostitutes for men's attention.

      Marriage is a bad deal for many men. Coincidentally, the one man who I know who has the least relationship/mental problems is a guy who only sleeps with prostitutes and has never had a "real girlfriend."

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    34. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      Anything you are allowed to do for money, you can be forced to do for money by someone in power over you

      Yeah... so what?

      You're just stating the obvious: you can be ordered to do something by someone who has power over you.

      If the power is consentual, then you can choose to either comply with the order or leave the power relationship: do your assigned work or quit your job. If your employer tells you to either do something illegal or lose your job (or the employer does something that constitutes sexual-harassment), then you can sue your employer.

      If the power is not consentual, then you are a hostage and the police should be summoned to free you and arrest the hostage-taker.

      What am I missing?

    35. Re:hmmmm by Jerf · · Score: 1

      What am I missing?

      For one thing, history.

      For another, the fact that policing is, for the most part, an aberration of history. You can also be prevented by your captor from summoning police. Rather than a universal constant it's more a rare exception.

      Another thing you missed was that I wasn't trying to feed anybody an answer, I was trying to show something you need to think about to understand the law. For more food for thought, consider the form of prostitution legal in Nevada. Why do they still ban it in cities? Might that have something to do with your points?

      One thing I'd point out is that whatever answer/theory you settle on, it must take into account the indisputable historical data that women have been forced to be prostitutes in the past, basically for all of recorded history right up to today and beyond. If your final answer comes up with "Prostitution is harmless in all ways", you need to go back to the drawing board, because your theory does not explain reality.

    36. Re:hmmmm by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Modern day prostitution comes with those things because it's illegal. It's not illegal because of them. When prohbition came into effect gangs arose and there was a slew of shady activity in alcohol distribution. When prohibition was repealed that stuff went away, because law abiding citizens were able to go into the business again. In the same way, if prostitution wasn't illegal, you wouldn't see the other crime that often accompanies it.

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    37. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That definitely takes the prize for the stupidest comment I've read on /. today. This guy is more well adjusted than your friends who have "real" GFs/wives?

      Relationships are tough but a huge majority of men are in them despite that. So how exactly does marriage work out as a "bad deal" for many men anyway? The worst part I can think of is paying alimony but since that's after your marriage ends it doesn't really qualify.

      Even if you claim to hate your wife, I bet she cleans your clothes, puts food on the dinner table, and gives you enough sex to keep you home.

      And if not, you need to look harder or grow emotionally in order to find one who does. Your acquaintance is missing out on a lot more than getting his wood serviced whenever he wants it. And he ain't well adjusted no matter how you try to characterize it...

    38. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Victimization of women, duh

    39. Re:hmmmm by runderwo · · Score: 1
      What about all those who signed the Gator/Gain network EULA which prohibits the removal of said spyware/adware from PCs?
      You mean zero? I don't know of anyone who has ever signed a EULA. This, combined with the fact that you are not allowed to see them until after the (non-refundable) purchase, is why their legality is dubious.
    40. Re:hmmmm by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Modern day prostitution comes with those things because it's illegal.

      You're right. They legalized gambling in Nevada and all the related crime went away.

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    41. Re:hmmmm by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Well of course you can't prosecute companies for spyware that is already on existing systems. But you can specify that these types of contracts are not valid for the future.

    42. Re:hmmmm by cbr2702 · · Score: 1
      If you look way back at the OP:
      What about all those who signed the Gator/Gain network EULA which prohibits the removal of said spyware/adware from PCs?
      So "spyware that is already on existing systems" are relavant. The point is, a state law couldn't release you from the EULA's terms, though a federal law could.
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    43. Re:hmmmm by cbr2702 · · Score: 1
      We have "massage parlours" for those who want a discreet fling with a hooker.

      Said the guy requesting wedding donations in his sig.

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    44. Re:hmmmm by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Of course I'd LOVE to see Gator try and prosecute an individual for removing Gator from their system. Either way a format and reinstall will always do it, and I'd have a hard time beliving that would violate your EULA.

    45. Re:hmmmm by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Care to give examples?

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    46. Re:hmmmm by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I totally disagree. Having to listen to a woman complain is awful. And they all complain. Plus, they are bossy and want to take your money.

      My friend is smart. He hires a maid to clean his house and a prostitute to service his other needs. He gets a good deal on each and doesn't mix the two.

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    47. Re:hmmmm by TheGoose109 · · Score: 1

      Actualy it would be legaly valid. Any signed contract between sane and competent partys is legaly binding as long as one party is not proven to be incompetent.

  2. As if It's Going to Do A Thing... by iammrjvo · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Sure, some of the "legitimate" US companies pushing this stuff will obey the new law, but it's not going to do a thing to stop people in other jurisdictions or criminals who just don't care what the law says.

    Kind of like "Gun Control" I might add.

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    1. Re:As if It's Going to Do A Thing... by geoffrobinson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Accurate analogy people on slashdot won't like and may mod you down for aside, you are correct. Human nature and history being what it is, you are probably correct. The people who would obey this law, probably aren't the people performing this activity to begin with.

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    2. Re:As if It's Going to Do A Thing... by iammrjvo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes, and what fun would /. be without little flame wars?

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    3. Re:As if It's Going to Do A Thing... by gowen · · Score: 0
      Kind of like "Gun Control" I might add.
      Your point about gun control not stopping criminals getting guns would be completely correct if all gun crime were premeditated.

      It's not.

      You're wrong.
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    4. Re:As if It's Going to Do A Thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you're missing the other point of a law.

      A law serves as two things:
      - A deterrent for people to avoid engaging in the ability.
      - An excuse to punish people who are engaging in the activity.

      So a gun control law wouldn't stop criminals from owning a gun, but gives you a reason to take the guns away when you do find them, and possibly punish a criminal even though you don't have full evidence for the main crime.

      In this case, people will still create spyware, but this law gives law enforement agencies a reason to hunt them down, and ordinary users will probably get a place where spyware can be reported.

      It also gives spyware-removal companies a better set of guidelines which protect them from people suing over their software being labelled as spyware.

      So, not as bad a thing as you make it out to be.

    5. Re:As if It's Going to Do A Thing... by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      If the government wants to go after spammers and/or spyware makers, the best way to do it is not by using new and non-court-tested laws, but by using existing law. Kind of like the way they got Al Capone. Almost all of these scummy fly-by-night operations are in violation of numerous laws already. I'd be willing to bet they don't report all of their income to the IRS. At the very least, they probably don't keep proper records. They might not have all the necessary business licenses or otherwise be in violation of any of the numerous commercial regulations. Perhaps they have some labor law or OSHA violations? Considering how many laws there are that businesses must obey, I can imagine any somewhat competent government prosecutor being able to find something to nail these scummy companies with which doesn't rely on the US Congress being able to successfully define spyware in a way that holds up in court.

    6. Re:As if It's Going to Do A Thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Accurate analogy in America perhaps.

    7. Re:As if It's Going to Do A Thing... by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Your point about gun control not stopping criminals getting guns would be completely correct if all gun crime were premeditated.

      It's not.

      You're wrong.


      Exactly how does your statement invalidate his position?

      Criminals will obtain weapons despite what laws may say to the contrary--the idea that the law abiding who already possess firearms legally may become criminals in the future does not make the initial statement false!

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    8. Re:As if It's Going to Do A Thing... by gowen · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Exactly how does your statement invalidate his position?
      Well, his thesis is that anyone who wants to commit a gun crime can get a gun beforehand, if she's smart enough. And that's true, if the perpetrator is planning to use a gun.

      What he misses, is that quite a lot of gun crime is not premeditated. Guns are used in un-premedetiated gun crime (crimes of passion, for example, or road rage assaults) because they're to hand, and usually legally owned. If they're not to hand, the perpertrator of such an unpremeditated would be extremely unlikely to run off, acquire a gun illegally and then return anduse it.

      Sure, he might beat his up victim, but beatings are have a considerably lower fatality rate than shootings.
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    9. Re:As if It's Going to Do A Thing... by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

      That is correct. But the exemptions in this bill are akin to exemptions for responsible citizens to own guns.

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    10. Re:As if It's Going to Do A Thing... by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      Do we really want to approve of government actions that basically circumvent due process? I'm normally not very chicken-little about these types of things, but the libertarian in me quails at the thought of a government that's granted the power to persecute whomever it wants (and unless what the spyware companies are doing is actually illegal, whether under existing laws or new laws, that's exactly what you're advocating!) by bringing them up on completely unrelated charges.

      You're basically advocating turning this country into a place where the citizenry can live in fear of the government knowing that if they upset the status quo they could be hauled off for whatever reason the government decides. I don't think that's the America that the framers of the Constitution had in mind.

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    11. Re:As if It's Going to Do A Thing... by yasth · · Score: 1

      Legally inequitable or selective enforcement is grouunds for dismissal of the action. (i.e. you can't use an ancient law baning women from wearing jeans on only one person while other women wear jeans). Besides the government went after Capone with tax violations mostly because it was hard to tie him to other activities. Here it is probably easier to determine that a company is a spyware company then what law they broke (Esp. keeping in mind that many of these places are small enough that they do not have the full weight of OSHA and labor regulations).

      Besides shady methods of business does not translate into a shady business. Several fraudulent companies treated their employees very well while being very vicious to eldery widows.

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    12. Re:As if It's Going to Do A Thing... by Autobahn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IANAL, but under typical accessory laws everyone associated with the crime is also guilty of it. That means not only the spyware makers, but also the companies whose software bundles the program, and any company that advertises through the associated adware. Since both of these have to have a public face, they are easy targets with nowhere to run. While they might go offshore, better there than here. Also, it might stop sites like download.com from posting programs with spyware, as they would also be accomplices. Not sure if any of this is true, but it seems likely to be.

    13. Re:As if It's Going to Do A Thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That moronic "logic" could be used to make anything illegal. Let's pass a law making it illegal to enter a 7-11. It won't stop the criminals from going in, but it gives you a reason to arrest criminals when you do find them, and possibly punish them even though we don't have full evidence for the stickup!

    14. Re:As if It's Going to Do A Thing... by iammrjvo · · Score: 1

      Excellent point.

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    15. Re:As if It's Going to Do A Thing... by lgw · · Score: 1

      Well, the perpetrator might not have planned the crime, but very often they planned to have a gun around "just in case". Gun control doesn't changes this - a certain type of person, not intenting to commit a specific crime will still illegally acquire a gun "just in case".

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    16. Re:As if It's Going to Do A Thing... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      This is exactly why I don't own a gun. If I did have a gun, I would have shot my former next door neighbor a long time ago because I hate the guy.

      So, not having a gun prevented me from shooting him. By the time I would have got the gun, I usually have calmed down a little bit.

      And eventually, I moved and no longer have to deal with him which is a better outcome (at least for me if not for his other neighbors) than him being dead and me being in prison.

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  3. Who named this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Securely Protect Yourself Against Cyber Trespass Act (SPY ACT)

    So wouldn't this be the SPY ACT Act?

    Are these the same people who scream about having their PIN Numbers stolen at the ATM Machines?

    1. Re:Who named this? by EkkiEkkiShiwaddle · · Score: 4, Funny
      No, no, you don't understand - it has nothing to do with SPY ACT.

      Securely Protect Yourself Against Cyber Trespass Act refers to the Klingon "Spyac T'A!", which means "save yourself from cyber trespassers".

      So you see, the name is indeed a very good one.

      Yeah, that must be it.

    2. Re:Who named this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are these the same people who scream about having their PIN Numbers stolen at the ATM Machines?

      You're talking about the ATM Machines at the AIB Bank, right? Different people entirely.

    3. Re:Who named this? by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So wouldn't this be the SPY ACT Act?

      Yes, it should. But it took a pool of congressional interns 1000 man-hours to come up with that name. If you want better names, income taxes will have to be raised by 0.1% to account for more time.

      Likewise, if we didn't come up with a cutesy acronym or nickname for every bill through congress, taxes might be lowered by the same amount.

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    4. Re:Who named this? by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      Spyac T'A KREE!

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    5. Re:Who named this? by edashofy · · Score: 1

      I can see it now:

      "The department of redundant acronyms department presents...the SPY ACT Act!"

    6. Re:Who named this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, STFU the fuck up already.

    7. Re:Who named this? by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      Are these the same people who scream about having their PIN Numbers stolen at the ATM Machines? Only those who need the money to put NIC cards into thier computers

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    8. Re:Who named this? by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      i just thought i would bring it to your attention that the unabbreviated version of what you just said is:

      Shut The Fuck Up the fuck up already

    9. Re:Who named this? by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      I find these acronyms to be funny, in a kind of distrubing way. You cannot call a piece of legislation anything you want, so they come up with acronyms like the USA PATRIOT ACT in order to make something sound better than it is.

    10. Re:Who named this? by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 1

      At my company we call this phenomena "AR Redundancy", where AR stands for Acronym Redundancy.

      We're all quite silly here.

    11. Re:Who named this? by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      How about

      Foist Acronymns Touting Unctuous Idiocy. Thank You.

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    12. Re:Who named this? by cbr2702 · · Score: 1
      Or perhaps:

      "The Department of Redundant dual TLA Acronyms ...the SPY ACT Act!"

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    13. Re:Who named this? by ALpaca2500 · · Score: 1

      the NIC cards for their PC computers?

    14. Re:Who named this? by null+etc. · · Score: 1
      Spyac T'A KREE!

      Uhm, that's Jaffa isn't it?

    15. Re:Who named this? by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      >> So wouldn't this be the SPY ACT Act?

      No, actually, it would be SPY ACTA.

    16. Re:Who named this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Goa'uld.

      I was surprised to see that the SG-1 RPG differentiated between the two, I always thought they had a common language.

    17. Re:Who named this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not surprised.

      Every so often I hear someone talk about some new development in the subject of HIV virus infections. I'm always compelled to ask how one virus can infect another virus and few bother asking why. Most just think I'm crazy but that's okay with me - I think they're ignorant.

    18. Re:Who named this? by vistic · · Score: 1

      I'm getting tired of all these bills where they make an acronym and then work out what each letter actually stands for later on... PATRIOT ACT anyone? It's obvious as in this case, that the actual name was an afterthought... they want a catchy acronym first and foremost.

    19. Re:Who named this? by vistic · · Score: 1

      Also the CAN SPAM act...

    20. Re:Who named this? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      That moist "Thwap!" sound was the point hitting you squarely in the forehead.

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    21. Re:Who named this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, this is the SPY ACT act. The act is called SPY ACT, hence the brackets. So, its the same as saying:

      Personal Identification Number (PIN)

    22. Re:Who named this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably a distinction between a "high" dialect and a "common" dialect of the same language. As in German, for example. The high version would be spoken by the Goa'uld as a common language to speak between themselves. Their slaves would probably be given Goa'uld as a language to speak, but spread across the galaxy and many regions would probably end up with many dialects of the same thing. The Jaffa would come from those slaves, and the Jaffa of a system lord would probably come from many different planets, but they would need to be able to speak to their fellow Jaffa and to the Jaffa of other system lords. The main Goa'uld dialect would be best for this, but with it being essentially a different language to most of the new Jaffa, they would probably end up with something more like an amalgam of the different dialects.

      Of course, all that said, the show itself never seems to dwell very much on the language issue unless they're reading some old carvings or scrolls or what have you. They can just sort of automatically talk to anyone, even ancient civilizations that have been transported to different planets. It could be argued that this is because they all actually speak a variant of Goa'uld. Really though, it's just a suspension of disbelief thing you need in order to make the show actually work. Or at least to make it flow since their encounters certainly would be possible, they would just have to spend a month getting to know the language wherever they go. They could have used a "universal translator" like in Star Trek, but since that wonderful device takes just as much, if not more suspension of disbelief, it's probably better that they didn't.

    23. Re:Who named this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've noticed that same thing. What I observed was that in the first season they made a big deal of translating languages and setting up the premise that native tongues were different.. and then they just quietly stopped requiring the team to translate all the time.

      It gets tedious after a while.. I'm glad they asked the viewers to suspend disbelief for that.

      Plus, if they're all variants of English and Goa'uld, then they'd have all picked it up, especially by now.

    24. Re:Who named this? by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

      "Are these the same people who scream about having their PIN Numbers stolen at the ATM Machines?" ... ...because terms like "secret code" and "cashpoint" are too obscure to get their minds around. Or maybe they're afraid all those unused syllables will cause constipation if they don't spit 'em out.

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  4. Acronym-tastic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once again the US leads the way in contrived acronym terms.

  5. And, thanks to this... by Zangief · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Spyware will be "legal", just like the CAN-SPAM act...

    Thank you for your stupid technology laws, American Congress!

    1. Re:And, thanks to this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're 60 years old and know how to lie, you can become a senator/congressman and make laws to protect us.

  6. Cut It Out by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would like to see a bill that prohibits congress from awkwardly wording bill names to create acronyms.

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    1. Re:Cut It Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      We'll call it

      Cut Repetitive, Uninformitive Functionless Titling of Legislation, Establish Succinct Statutes (CRUFTLESS)

    2. Re:Cut It Out by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

      That's a good one. I was trying to come up with a clever name for it, but I kept drawing a blank.

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    3. Re:Cut It Out by OECD · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would like to see a bill that prohibits congress from awkwardly wording bill names to create acronyms.

      I agree. We can call it the No Acronyms May Exist act.

      Wait...

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    4. Re:Cut It Out by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Reminds me of a scifi book I read a while back. One of the side atmosphere bits was that each sentient species (I think there were 5) had one thing they did that really bothered the other races.

      One race, for example, lived about ten times as long as anyone else.

      One of them never took anything seriously.

      The human race? We made clever acronyms. For everything.

      Drove the other races completely mad. "It doesn't NEED an acronym! We can just give it a name! Oh my god, is that a RECURSIVE ACRONYM? I can't work under these conditions."

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    5. Re:Cut It Out by NoData · · Score: 1

      Seriously. This shit is so juvenile. It's nothing but a publicity ploy. I'd like bills to be acts of law not acts of public relations.

    6. Re:Cut It Out by Hal_Porter · · Score: 0, Troll

      Perhaps BIll Limiting Cngress Optimisation of bill names.

      Hmm BILCO is catchier.

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    7. Re:Cut It Out by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

      Drove the other races completely mad. "It doesn't NEED an acronym! We can just give it a name! Oh my god, is that a RECURSIVE ACRONYM? I can't work under these conditions."

      I think I would side with the aliens on that one too. Especially on the recursive acronyms... The first time was clever, the second time - still cute, the third time - starting to get old.

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    8. Re:Cut It Out by killmenow · · Score: 1
      The human race? We made clever acronyms. For everything.
      Yeah! What's up with all the stupid acronyms all over the place? OMGWTFBBQ?!
    9. Re:Cut It Out by OO7david · · Score: 1

      We could call it the

      Stop Trying to Over Perform Utterly Silly Ideas of Naming God Awful Creepy Rules Ordering Nomenclature You Might See act

      you know the

      STOP USING ACRONYMS act

    10. Re:Cut It Out by NinjaFarmer · · Score: 0

      What book is this?

    11. Re:Cut It Out by Scutter · · Score: 1

      What book was it?

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    12. Re:Cut It Out by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 1

      I don't actually remember, it's been a very long time since I read it. The only things I remember is that the ship AI was named PHANTOM, the ship AI's drones were named PHARTS, and that humans and dolphins were two of the races.

      Good luck finding it, if you want to try. :P (I just looked on google and couldn't dig it out.)

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    13. Re:Cut It Out by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 1

      I don't actually remember, it's been a very very long time since I read it. The only things I remember is that the ship AI was named PHANTOM, the ship AI's drones were named PHARTS, and that humans and dolphins were two of the races.

      Good luck finding it, if you want to try. :P (I just looked on google and couldn't dig it out.)

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    14. Re:Cut It Out by JWW · · Score: 1

      Especially on the recursive acronyms... The first time was clever, the second time - still cute, the third time - starting to get old.

      Theoretically, if it were truly a recursive acronym, it would never end!!!

    15. Re:Cut It Out by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Or at the very least, Congress should be required to spend more time working on the legislation itself than naming it.

      I agree that these contrived names are ridiculous. I'm quite capable of parsing and reading basic English, and in spite of the legislature's best efforts I'd imagine that most people with decent reading comprehension skills could grasp what the new law covers without needing some stupid name that sounds like it was created by a fourth-grader.

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    16. Re:Cut It Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I should mod this post redundant.

      Had you posted it in reply to your previous one, I'd expect a +5 funny (the whole redundancy thing).

    17. Re:Cut It Out by BabyDriver · · Score: 1
      I would like to see a bill that prohibits congress from awkwardly wording bill names to create acronyms.

      Given the many concerns that have been raised over the PATRIOT act I'd have given that 'insightful' rather than 'funny'

    18. Re:Cut It Out by RTFM-XP · · Score: 1

      I always like PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms Seriously, the military was always infamous for using excessive acronyms as does the computer industry today. I picture some staffer sitting around bouncing acro-friendly names around the congressional offices thinking, "They'll eat this up if you speak to 'em in their own language."

  7. WTF... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...does copy protection / product activation of purchased commercial applications have to do with spyware?

    Submitter picked the wrong week to stop sniffing paint.

  8. Law may have positive effect by CA_Jim · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Two positive thoughs on this.

    One - if written and applied correctly in the US, at least it is a legal tool against some of the spyware, making it more costly for them.

    Two - if it's somewhat successful, it may make Congress look back at CAN-SPAM and fix it.

    Okay I'm optimistic here.

  9. B..b..but by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Won't somebody think of the Bonzie Buddy?

    Bonzie Buddy loves children!

    "SPYACT kills cute furry pets" campaign.

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    1. Re:B..b..but by game+kid · · Score: 1
      Bonzie Buddy loves children!

      Trust me, that's the problem. I, for one, do not welcome our cute purple Office Assistant-like adware overlords.

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    2. Re:B..b..but by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Bonzie Buddy loves children!


      That's what they said about Michael Jackson.
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  10. Would someone explain to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How people with a mean age over 50 are aware and able to assess the current state of malware/ spyware in America? That is what I love about our republic -- we elect these people to make law that protects us. Sadly, as happens so often, this appears to be another case where lack of information has lead to the drafting of a law that opens more loopholes than it closes.

    Kudos to you US House/ Senate -- another bang up job.

  11. Not a legal problem. by chill · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Spyware is a technical problem. Congress and the public should have learned from the CAN SPAM act, more accurately called "You Can Spam" Act. Spam is at an all-time high.

    People don't read click-thru licenses now, what makes anyone think they're going to read them in the future?

    The antivirus companies, who already have the technology and infrastructure, need to extend their scanning of executables to include ANY software that collects data and phones home. Make a big list and update it with the AV updates. When anything is installed that hit the list, pop up a big "POTENTIAL SPYWARE - ARE YOU SURE?" box.

    Yet another "vote for me, I feel your pain" law isn't going to do anyone any good.

    -Charles

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    1. Re:Not a legal problem. by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The antivirus companies, who already have the technology and infrastructure, need to extend their scanning of executables to include ANY software that collects data and phones home. Make a big list and update it with the AV updates. When anything is installed that hit the list, pop up a big "POTENTIAL SPYWARE - ARE YOU SURE?" box.


      What this will do is provide the AV companies with a legal defense when purveyors of bundled spyware which the user authorized in paragraph 27 subparagraph z3 come knocking and complaining about interfering with contracts and restraint of trade.

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    2. Re:Not a legal problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      murder is a social problem, laws will be useless for that. we need to educate citizens....

      sound familiar?

    3. Re:Not a legal problem. by Chris_Jefferson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You could argue the same thing about anything. Maybe shoplifting shouldn't be a crime, as shop keepers could just keep watch, throw people out and ban them. Most shoplifters never go to caught anyway. Same for burgulars.

      I think after how much many people complain about stupid laws, they should be pleased about this one. The point of law is (broadly) to forbid activities which are against the "common good". I'd say spyware falls well into that category.

      AV companies are already starting to have problems as spyware providers use the law against them, claiming marking and removing their software is illegal. This is going to be a great help to them.

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    4. Re:Not a legal problem. by Jameth · · Score: 1

      "Yet another "vote for me, I feel your pain" law isn't going to do anyone any good."

      It might do the politician who wrote it some good, what with all that voting.

    5. Re:Not a legal problem. by killmenow · · Score: 2, Insightful
      When anything is installed that hit the list, pop up a big "POTENTIAL SPYWARE - ARE YOU SURE?" box.
      This is not the proper tactic. This would actually make things worse. The problem is, this would pop up so many times that it would effectively numb them to the warnings and they'd either (a) turn the crap off so it would stop bugging them and just let them do what they're trying to do OR (b) just start answering "YES" to all of those to get it to stop buggin them and just let them do what they're trying to do.

      The main point is, people just want to do what they're trying to do. Recurring popup dialog boxes are a horrible solution.

      I know people who hate and in fact refuse to use products like Zone Alarm because of the time it takes to get it set right on what to allow and what not to.

      And isn't this part of the problem anyway? How many people just answer "YES" to the "Run this ActiveX Component?" questions and click the "Always trust..." option just to get the damn thing to STFU?

      Believe me, more dialog boxes won't solve a thing.
    6. Re:Not a legal problem. by Jjeff1 · · Score: 1

      Even better, how about if the AV software just erases/blocks it altogether, just like it would a virus?

      Frankly as far as I can tell, spyware is as bad or worse than viruses. Most people wouldn't even notice if their machine was turned into a spam zombie, but popups for v1agr4 get people complaining.

      One my customers was shopping for an corporate AV solution, one of the criteria was the blocking of spyware. We settled on Trend Officescan. I can't say it's perfect, but I do know it blocks a lot of spyware. What was already installed and can't be removed it at least warns me about so I can remove it via spybot.

    7. Re:Not a legal problem. by Thundersnatch · · Score: 1

      Symantec AntiVirus Corporate Edition >9.0 already removes spyware if you choose to enable that feature.

      Of course, since we don't let our people be members of Power Users or Administrators groups on thier workstations, and we restrict the "Run..." registry keys in the user hive, we don't see too much spyware. So maybe the feature of Symantec Corporate Edition doesn't work in the real world. I dunno.

      Anybody got a known-spyware site I can use to test?

    8. Re:Not a legal problem. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      AOL's spyware weatherbug does not have an EULA dictating its spyware. Go read it.

      No mention of spyware anywhere.

      Many other programs do not even include an EULA because the servers that host the program are oversea's.

      So yes its a problem and some even use Javascript exploits to install themselves without the users knowledge just like a real worm or virus.

    9. Re:Not a legal problem. by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      Symantec AntiVirus Corporate Edition >9.0 already removes spyware if you choose to enable that feature.
      Didn't I read a story (or rumor) on /. a year or two ago which claimed Symantec and other AV houses had contract agreements w/ M$oft promising that the AV software would specifically ignore any stuff tagged as being installed by M$oft?
      IIRC the agreement further promised that the AV tools would not even provide any notification to the user that said spyware existed.
      Anyway, my tin-foil-hat point is that you have to trust the software to do its job, but you've got no way to verify this fact.

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    10. Re:Not a legal problem. by quelrods · · Score: 1

      You can have a dialog box that says "CLICKING YES WILL INFECT YOUR COMPUTER AND WIPE YOUR FILES ARE YOU SURE?" and users will almost always click yes. To make it worse many mouse drivers and I believe winxp let you set the mouse to automatically appear over any ok boxes.

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    11. Re:Not a legal problem. by sremick · · Score: 1

      Except that, as LavaSoft showed us with Ad-Aware dropping detection of When-U... the companies supposedly protecting us can have rather different ideas about what is "spyware" or "adware" than the majority of the user population.

      What reasons/incentives might cause these differences of opinion are left as an excercise for the reader.

    12. Re:Not a legal problem. by bta9000 · · Score: 1

      IMHO, you are correct in the statment that it is a technical problem. However, wouldn't it be better to take a (I hate this word) proactive approach and develop free programs to protect personal data on pc's?

      We don't need more laws. We need more people willing to combat and circumvent spyware's gathering tactics and techniques. Sure we could dump the problem into the laps of the antivirus people, but don't you think we could achieve better results by banding together and working on the problem? Linux wasn't developed by just one man; it took a community of developers to make it what it is today.

      Just a thought.

    13. Re:Not a legal problem. by Nept · · Score: 1

      Microsoft anti-spyware does something like this.

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    14. Re:Not a legal problem. by entrigant · · Score: 1

      You didn't really explain why this would be an inproper tactic. Having an active warning system if you try to install a program known (not neccessarily by you, but to the anti spyware company) to have spyware would be great. Zone Alarm is also a pretty decent piece of software. As far as I'm concerned once the solution is available, it's the users responsibility to use it. Especially if the software is free, then the developer shouldn't be held accountable or care if the user doesn't give a shit enough about their own privacy or computer to do what is required to protect it. "I can't think too hard or my brain hurts" is not an acceptable reason to redesign a working system.

    15. Re:Not a legal problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that will do nothing to solve the real source of the problem. That source is that the courts find EULAs to generally be binding, yet the people think it's just another thing they click. When jane-twelvepack-with-chocolate decides to wake up and see what is going on, maybe then things will be different. But until the populus starts giving a shit, problems of this sort will continue.

    16. Re:Not a legal problem. by NaDrew · · Score: 1
      To make it worse many mouse drivers and I believe winxp let you set the mouse to automatically appear over any ok boxes.
      Almost. The setting is "Snap to Default", which moves the mouse pointer to the default button on a new MessageBox-style dialog. That does not necessarily mean the "Yes" button. Hopefully a dialog asking "Are you sure you want to b0rk your computer?!" would default to "No".
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  12. From Strength to Strength by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can't wait for the Congress to protect us from spyware as effectively as they've protected us from spam.

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  13. From bad to worse by Marcus+Erroneous · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can only hope that this piece of legislation is considerably less effective than the CANSPAM Act. Compliments of the CANSPAM Act, spam is worse. We don't need another cure like that. If the U.S. Congress is our only hope of rescue from spyware, just shoot us now rather than prolong the misery. After all, this crew is the same one that brought us the DMCA and we all know what a resounding success that has been!

    Or not. Your mileage may vary.

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  14. Microsoft is protecting their property. So what? by koreaman · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Honestly, why is it that every time the commercial entity of Microsoft, which is not a non-profit organization, tries to prevent people from illegally using their work without compensation, they are evil? Don't you think a company has a right to make sure that people pay for their work? Microsoft has an army of programmers working for them to write software, and every time Microsoft tries to prevent people from stealing this work and making it useless, they are the bad guy. What kind of alternate universe do you guys live in?

  15. Securely Protect Yourself by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Securely Protect Yourself is the name of the game here. This law won't do anything to actually stop spyware, as it will probably only affect companies run out of the US. In case they haven't figured it out yet, the Internet is global. The best solution is to just protect yourself by learning basic computer skills such as don't install everything you see and use browsers that don't allow arbitrary code with full system access to be run on your computer.

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  16. Whoop-te-doo. by doppleganger871 · · Score: 0

    Just like the can-spam act increased the amount of spam, this'll increase the amount of spyware.

    I say we just track the f'ers down ourselves and put them out of their (our) misery.

  17. Not gonna work.. by cluke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This won't be hard to get around. Every user is by now thoroughly desensitised to seeing click-through EULAs for any software they install. So, after this law, paragraph 135.62.4.3.1 on the EULA for your latest Swimsuit Babes Screensaver package is "Oh yeah, and we're sticking Gator on your PC as well, ok?"
    User, as ever, scrolls to bottom of 100 page document in 3 seconds flat, clicks agree, and off we go as before.

    1. Re:Not gonna work.. by k33bz · · Score: 1

      I don't even bother to scroll... :)

    2. Re:Not gonna work.. by cluke · · Score: 1

      Yeah, nor would I, but some of the more recent ones I have seen have got sneaky, and don't enable the 'Agree' button until you scroll to the bottom!

  18. Patent law could save us by matt+me · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If 'technology' patents in the EU end up as silly as those in the US, we could probably stop spyware/adware by patenting
    "A program that installs itself without the user's knowledge, possibly by coming bundled in another package, monitors the user's internet activity and then displays (un)targetted advertising"

    Could probably stop spam too similarly.

    Patent adverts and compulsary user-registration and we wouldn't need the adblock and bugmenot extensions.

  19. Story is slightly over-rated. by essreenim · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Right som MS are allowed to inspect my machine to see if I'm authorised to run their software.

    Actually, there is no problem with this, and it is not genuine spyware tactics. Sorry if I start a flamewar here, but if you insist on using Windows, then you should be paying for it and they have every right to inspect your machine to see if you are. This is the aggreement you sign up to.

    Also, I don't see how this affects programs loke Gator as g. parent suggests. They are playing by the same rules. If their software doesn't comply, they should be able to make changes without significantly altering it.

    Anyway, it's not my problem I don'r use Windows. Good luck!!.

    Anyway, spyware will probably find a way to evolve with this..

    1. Re:Story is slightly over-rated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sorry if I start a flamewar here


      No you're not.

    2. Re:Story is slightly over-rated. by Otter · · Score: 1
      Actually, there is no problem with this, and it is not genuine spyware tactics.

      Hey, there are people who complain that KDE is "spyware" because it sets a flag after first startup to keep kpersonalizer from being run repeatedly (a datum which is not sent anywhere).

      As you say, the proposed legislation outlaws what pretty much everyone defines as "spyware", but people who insist on applying the word far more broadly can continue to complain that their pet objections aren't being addressed.

    3. Re:Story is slightly over-rated. by killmenow · · Score: 2, Funny
      but if you insist on using Windows, then you should be paying for it
      Believe me, I am...
    4. Re:Story is slightly over-rated. by serutan · · Score: 1

      The "loophole" only allows checking for authorization:

      "solely to determine whether the user of the computer is authorized to use such software"

      Uploading keystroke logs, web browser history, etc. would not fall under this heading.

    5. Re:Story is slightly over-rated. by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Informative

      But everyone is authorized to use any software they possess. Use is not covered under copyright law.

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  20. Meaningless by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This, like Can Spam and others, will have no effect until it starts putting people in prison for some Mitnick-style hard time. It will be especially effective if it puts people who wear suits to work into prison. Until that happens, it is to laugh.

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  21. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will governments be excluded from using these methods too? I bet not.

  22. Oh No! Another monopoly for M$ by xtermin8 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    So now MicroSoft will have a monopoly on spyware too! Oh Great. ;-)

  23. Acronyms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Securely Protect Yourself Against Cyber Trespass Act eh?

    How long do they spend coming up with acronyms like this?

  24. Politicians doing somthing right? by L1nux_L0ser83 · · Score: 1

    I cant belive it. They are doing something for us...they must be making up for all the crap laws about they internet they are about to pass! = )

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    1. Re:Politicians doing somthing right? by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      Re your sig:
      >Famous last words: "I ate what?" -plato

      Shouldn't that be:
      Famous last words: "I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates

    2. Re:Politicians doing somthing right? by njfuzzy · · Score: 1

      Totally off-topic here, but... It was Socrates who was poisoned with hemlock, not his student Plato.

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    3. Re:Politicians doing somthing right? by L1nux_L0ser83 · · Score: 1

      way off topic .. like miles away..but thanks for the correction.. i pulled if of a quote website...

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  25. loophole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    " a discrete interaction with a protected computer by a provider of computer software solely to determine whether the user of the computer is authorized to use such software, that occurs upon"

    I think I see the loop hole, it is the gates in the bill....one could call it a software gate, that runs the bill....

  26. Hmm... by deemaunik · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not sure, but in previous bills that were being introduced, the term "Protected Computer" meant any system under the control of a financial institution. It had nothing to do with the general users of the public.

    1. Re:Hmm... by Yea-but... · · Score: 2, Informative

      deemaunik, your comment is RIGHT ON THE MARK!

      >> Hello Slashdot

      Title 18 USC 1030(e)(2) the term "protected computer" means a computer--
      (A) exclusively for the use of a financial institution or the United States Government, or, in the case of a computer not exclusively for such use, used by or for a financial institution or the United States Government and the conduct constituting the offense affects that use by or for the financial institution or the Government; or

      (B) which is used in interstate or foreign commerce or communication, including a computer located outside the United States that is used in a manner that affects interstate or foreign commerce or communication of the United States;

      In it's current form, this bill protects ONLY "financial institution or the United States Government" due to the use of the term "protected computer."

  27. Legislation Names by drakyri · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd take a long hard look at exactly what goes into this bill.

    It seems like lawmakers like trendy acronyms (PATRIOT Act, CAN-SPAM, etc.) that disguise undesirable things behind a hard-to-challenge facade.

    Didn't vote for the PATRIOT Act? ...how can you call yourself an American? /sarcasm

    Still, I'd be much happier with names like "HR-98-101" or something similar.

    1. Re:Legislation Names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obl. response troll: ...or A55-R4P3AG3-101 for the PATRIOT act and it's ilk.

    2. Re:Legislation Names by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      I second that.
      This seems to be a disturbing trend in the US, which I hope will not be taken up in other countries. I'll bet it probobly has to do with marketing being applied to legislation. And considering how marketing is 90% about tricking, cajoling and decieving people into buying a product this can only be a bad thing.

      PATRIOT is a classic example. A great many would argue that the act was very UNpatriotic. CAN-SPAM, well dual standard here. DMCA Act? This was less about copyright and more about other forms of IP restrcition, reverse engineering, protection circumvention etc. And why was the Millenium tag added? Probobly just to give it a flashier name.

      This is a pretty awful thing to have happening to you legislative system. It really demeans and shows great disprespect for one of the most important and venerable institutions in the country. The house rules should really be ammended.

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  28. Re:Microsoft is protecting their property. So what by QMO · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The trouble seems to be:

    1. That MS (or whoever) gets to search my private property without evidence -- or even probable cause -- even though there's no illegal software on my computer.

    2. That if MS can do it, so can any fly-by-night company that is set up purely for the purpose of spying on me through my computer, once I install their software.

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  29. Rather than this bill... by TetryonX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I propose we have congress pass a law making it illegal to pass off spyware without having a confirmation "Do you accept to install this activity monitoring software?". Granted this won't help with idiots who blindly click through everything during install, this would greatly make hidden spyware less hidden.

    Hiding spyware in EULAs is distasteful and dishonest at best. This damned act still lets that pass.

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  30. Anti-Spyware Law Haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Noone likes spyware.
    They pass laws to outlaw it.
    Laws make no difference.

  31. So it's basically an ADware bill but spying is ok. by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Good job Congress. Nice to see you occasionally come up for air while you're fluffing the special interests.

  32. I love spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've started a cash-only side business cleaning up spyware/viruses/crapware from frends and family members PCs. Despite my repeated suggestions to stop using Kazaa and IE, and to switch to a Mac, they insist on keeping their Windows.

    Fine with me. It means an extra $200 - $300 CASH every month for me.

    I love spyware.

    1. Re:I love spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful... does the IRS read /. ?

  33. MS "Genuine Advantage" Illegal? by Corporate+Drone · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Doesn't this bill make the MS "Genuine Advantage" program illegal?

    Section 2(a)(5) says:

    (It is unlawful for any person, who is not the owner or authorized user of a protected computer, to engage in deceptive acts or practices that involve(s))...

    Misrepresenting ... that installing a separate software component is necessary to open, view, or play a particular type of content

    So... since MS claims that it's necessary to run Windows in order to run Office components, and since WINE amply demonstrates that it's not...

    then any MS claim that Windows is necessary in order to run Office (or to access documents created in Office components) violates this bill...!?!?!

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  34. Re:I mean... "MS Office EULA illegal?" by Corporate+Drone · · Score: 1
    dang... I meant to say "MS Office EULA Illegal"...


    but that Genuine Advantage deal is sticking in my craw, and that's what I typed out, when thinking of Office...

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  35. Re:Microsoft is protecting their property. So what by koreaman · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So don't install some fly-by-night company's software.

  36. Good acronyms? by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    And yet sometimes they truly fail... who ever thought it was a good idea to create the Comittee to RE-Elect the President aka CREEP?

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    1. Re:Good acronyms? by legojenn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, In Canada, before the 2000 election, the "so far right, we are out of touch" Reform Party renamed itself to look a little more progressive to the "Canadian Reform Alliance Party". I have to say, that acronym really worked for them.

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    2. Re:Good acronyms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, In Canada, before the 2000 election, the "so far right, we are out of touch" Reform Party renamed itself to look a little more progressive to the "Canadian Reform Alliance Party". I have to say, that acronym really worked for them.

      True. Those redneck moron anti-nationalist advanced scouts for the neocon globalization efforts succeeded in not getting elected under yet another name. They can change the name but the bad smell and red necks persist.

  37. Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course it is. That's the point.

  38. *rolls eyes* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you, Captain Obvious, for proving that there is no joke that can't fly over the head of the average idiot.

  39. Wait a second... by J-Doggqx · · Score: 3, Funny
    This acronym is SPY ACT, but the full name is SPY ACT Act?

    Did the Department of Redundancy Department come up with this?

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    1. Re:Wait a second... by SmokeHalo · · Score: 1

      SPY ACT Act! 4.0

      It stops spyware AND helps you manage your contacts and schedule!

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  40. Who's that knockin at the door? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why, it's those cut ups from the BSA.

    step 1. create loophole for self to aggregate information from unsuspecting end lusers.

    2. offer spyware removal tool to assist said end luser in hanging self.

  41. Re:Microsoft is protecting their property. So what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They can protect their property. The objection is that I have an equal right to protect MY property from MS intrusion. However, I don't have the means to bribe Congress to give MY rights precedence over MS's. I wonder if Koreaman would applaud a law allowing Ford Corp to randomly break into garages because there have been thefts of Tauruses?

  42. Re:Microsoft is protecting their property. So what by geoffspear · · Score: 1

    They're allowed to monitor whether you're legally running their software. They're not allowed to spy on you in any other way, regardless of whether it's Microsoft or "any fly-by-night company" doing it. Not only isn't the slope slipperly, there isn't even a slope here.

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  43. Nice Acronym LOL by Evil+W1zard · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I wonder how many man hours and tax dollars were spent in coming up with a nifty acronym. Money could have been saved by just calling it the Anti SpyWare Act

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  44. Re:Why the hell... by The+Patient · · Score: 3, Funny
    Because we at the US Department Of Acronyms have to do something to justify our paychecks.

    We're working on naming a bill which deals with the Nigerian 419 scam -- the Fraudulent and Unethical Computerized Kiting Organizations Filtering and Forwarding Act.

    Also, the Detect and Identify Email According to Selected Spyware Heuristics On Local EMail Servers Act may be introduced at some point.

  45. There oughtta be a law... by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    against bill names that form acronyms. Of course the penalty woulf be death, since it is a blatant attempt to destroy the democratic proccess.

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  46. How can they do this in OTHER COUNTRIES? by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

    This a US law.
    They'll need a clone of this bad law in every country.

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  47. Worst offenders currently operate openly in the US by blorg · · Score: 1

    Such as GAIN (producers of Gator).

    If this is made illegal it _will_ make a dent. It will also significantly reduce the number of companies willing to advertise with a spyware vendor; if GAIN is made illegal no legitimate enterprise will buy ads on their network, which significantly reduces their potential profit.

    It doesn't completely fix the problem, sure, but to say that it does nothing is simply not true.

  48. Acronyms by null+etc. · · Score: 3, Funny
    SPY ACT:

    Silly Politicians Yearn for Acronyms and Catchy Terms

    soon to become:

    Senators Pass Yet Another Crazy Trap

    with an inevitable transition to:

    Start Protecting Your Ass(ets) from Corporate Targeting
  49. It's not about the name, it's about enforcing it. by MadcatX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I really don't care what they call it, what's important is if they can enforce it! The CAN-SPAM act has had some results, but it is still a far cry from stopping the majority of spam. The question lies in whether this bill is going to be used to prosecute the people resposible for the spyware, or if it's just been made to make people think that the government is going to address the issue.

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  50. Semantic Loophole by aalobode · · Score: 1

    I hope the House and other responsible parties look carefully at the wording of their law: it should permit a discreet interaction, and restrict annoying discrete intrusions.

  51. You never know. by ShallowThroat · · Score: 1

    This could be as awesomely effective as CANSPAM was.

    ...what? it wasn't?

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  52. Good. by jdreed1024 · · Score: 1
    The law, then, would disallow Gator and their ilk but would not hamper Microsoft's Genuine Advantage Program.

    Much as I hate Genuine Advantage, it is good that things like that are explicitly allowed. Of course, there should be some sort of notification that this is happening (which, with Genuine Advantage, I believe there is). Apple has a similar feature when you make an Installer Package. When you run it, the user will see a dialog that says something like "This Installer needs to run a program to see if it can be installed, is that ok?". The program can either be a simple version check of the OS, or it can be something that checks for an older version of the software before updating, etc. I've used it in some projects to check for prequisites and libraries to prevent users from shooting themselves in the foot. If the exception were not in the law, I could easily imagine some company targeting some small FOSS project and claiming that something like that falls under spyware.

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  53. The linked article reeks by Stone+Pony · · Score: 1
    "MS-BS" is right, inasmuch as the article is about MS and it is BS. It's central argument, that "The obscure, anti-user provision at issue allows Microsoft or any software vendor to scan user systems and (implicitly) to take whatever actions deemed appropriate in determining compliance with its own view of licensing terms" is simply nonsense.

    I haven't read the entire act, so there may be some subtleties that I'm missing, but the section in question quite plainly states that a vendor could scan your system: "solely to determine whether the user of the computer is authorized to use such software". That would be solely, as in "for the sole purpose of". It doesn't say a word about "taking whatever actions deemed appropriate...". It means that software activation, for example, is permissible; as is checking if software is legit prior to downloading patches or upgrades.

    The article's outpouring of paranoia about MS getting a "a quiet, post-election gift" from some legislator is a crock of tinfoil hat-wearing crap.

  54. Another acronym... by mogrify · · Score: 1

    It needs a good recursive acronym, a la PHP, wine, or pine...

    How about SPINELESS?

    SPINELESS Prohibition Is Not Exactly Likely to Enhance System Security...

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  55. So this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that Real is going to have to take RealPlayer off the market?

  56. Chicago lease lessons by deanpole · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Here is Chicago I rented an apartment without consulting a lawyer. It was a contract representing 1/3 of my salary but I had no fear, as leases in Chicago use a standardized form, which is fair and has survived the test of time.

    The flawed UTICA was the opposite. Like today's EULA, it requires me to consult a lawyer and do hours of review and analysis for a piece of software I may have picked out of the bargain bin at Walmart (if we had one in Chicago) for $20. That is absurd. The UTICA was the lawyer full employment act of 2001.

    Other areas have this regulation such as credit cards. Did you ever wonder why all the companies were so nice as to provide a boilerplate section indicating their annual fee in easy to read text?

    I believe books once tried this stunt with several pages of "license" at the front which generally forbid resale and lending from libraries. The Supreme Court struct this down creating the "first sale" doctrince, which is on life support today.

    Therefore, for cheap software (less that $1000) I motion we standardize the EULA's that are permissible. Perferrably to one with a dozen checkboxes for the reasonable variation among verdor wishes. Does anyone care to draft it?

  57. 2 loopholes by Billly+Gates · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1.) Gator which is now Claria bought a mailbox in bulgaria so they are technically not a us company anymore even though they reside here. If they are not under US jursidiction the law then could not be applied to them if the software is distributed from an oversea's server.

    2.) Gator will claim they are not really tracking your urls or keystrokes but are just checking to make sure you are not pirating their software. The clause in italics mentioned in this article can be used by the spammers and spywhere makers to pretend they are offering you a service and checking your membership.

    Many spyware companies also use products like bandwith increaser which also include spyware. Since its a service the company who makes it is immune.

  58. spyware against spyware by betasam · · Score: 1

    and enforce it with sypware (arent't they in a catch 22 here). Ban OCDs, cameras and everything and get draconian or use spyware to stop others using spyware. The latter is the only way and a dead end. Can we get a few gray cells to think about why it exists before getting rid of it.

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  59. Open Source Government? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This makes me think congress should delegate writing some laws to the community.

    Certainly the people who care enough to get involved in such a project could come up with a law that was better and more fair then anything they could write themselves.

  60. Re:Microsoft is protecting their property. So what by saur2004 · · Score: 1

    And I hate to sound like a broken record but having a unique identification number (or set of nunbers) was also discredited when Intel tried putting one on thier CPUs.

  61. Re:Why the hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Detect..Idenn...
    DIE ASSHOLEMS. What's an Assholem? Is that like a Swedish jerk?

  62. Be afraid. Be very afraid. by sizzzzlerz · · Score: 0, Interesting
    Any time Congress addresses an issue that is advertised to be a benefit to consumers, it turns out to be simply another means for companies and corporations to futher annoy and extract money from us.

    This thing is going to have so many loopholes in it, it will look like swiss cheese. Undoubtly, it will also remove various protections and other such things that are currently in place that do provide some relief from the onslaught. And in the end, you will almost certainly end up with even more of whatever it is that is being addressed with the bill.

  63. Re:Microsoft is protecting their property. So what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good analogy.

    even better they periodically check your car to make sure you haven't modified it.

    so that would mean no more rice burners. HELL maybe that would be a good thing *calls up ford to tell them to patent car design*

  64. Cold War plea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Anti-Spyware Law"? And how, exactly, is James Bond going to remotely access (and hack into) that looming Death Ray without the proper software? Won't someone please think of the spies!

  65. Dept. of Redundancy Dept. sez... by shoboe · · Score: 1

    SPYACT Act is okay, but not as good as GNU.

  66. Re:Microsoft is protecting their property. So what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Congratulations on a completely in-applicable analogy.

    What you fail to understand that in the case of Microsoft Windows, you don't HAVE any property. Suprising as it may sound, Micosoft Windows is not the same as a car. You have a lisence to use their product under the terms and conditions they specify. One of these terms is that they reserve the right to verify your instance of Windows is legit. If you don't like these terms, or if you don't agree to them for whatever reason, don't use the software. Nobody is forcing you. Use something else.

    Similarly, if you signed an agreement with Ford granting them permission to enter your garage to verify the legality of your ownership of one of their products, you have no right to complain. Go buy a Toyota or something.

  67. Re:Worst offenders currently operate openly in the by RocketScientist · · Score: 1

    Or it'll just offshore all the development and deployment and leave sales operations here in the states. Great! More offshoring! Way to go Congress!

  68. Don't worry by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    I am sure that the crackers will have an updated version of the latest Windows ISO image on the file sharing networks that removes the MS-Spyware and replaces it with their own Spyware within at least a month of the next Windows release.

    Either that or use a software firewall to block access to whatever system program that uses MS-Spyware.

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  69. Re:Microsoft is protecting their property. So what by mjh49746 · · Score: 1
    So my property rights don't mean dick the minute someone else wants to assert theirs - real or imagined? So, that means I can legally walk into your property unopposed by you to see if you have my car in your garage, my TV in your living room, and my bitch in your bedroom at any time I choose, correct?

    Wow! Not only is the slope slippery, but it seems to be crumbling away right before my eyes!

  70. Technically speaking by deblau · · Score: 3, Informative
    The House of Representatives doesn't enact laws. This has to pass committees in the House and Senate, full votes in the House and Senate, and then the President has to sign it before it's an enacted law. Before all that happens, it's just a bill. (More information here.)

    Basically, after the bill is signed into law, it becomes a public law and is printed as a "slip law" which can be cited in court. After every 2-year session of Congress, the slip laws are compiled in chronological order in the Statutes at Large. Every three sessions (six years), the at-large statutes are organized topically in the United States Code. The last US Code came out in 2000, so the next one is scheduled for 2006.

    We just started the 109th session in January (2005 - 1789 = 216 years = 108 sessions prior to this one). That means that if you want to get print copies of laws passed in the 107th and 108th sessions (since 2000), you have to go to the Statutes at Large in your local law library. If you want laws passed by this Congress, you have to go to the slip laws. So far this session, there's only been one: Pub. L. 109-1, "To accelerate the income tax benefits for charitable cash contributions for the relief of victims of the Indian Ocean tsunami."

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  71. Re:Microsoft is protecting their property. So what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    one comment on: "Nobody is forcing you. Use something else." They actually are because they want to destroy any alternative OS in existence. If they would or able to for computing you would have no choice! So "something else" would be irrelavant either you agree to that Eula from Microsoft or not but this is my opinion in response to your statement.

  72. Legal Spyware Legal Coercion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it would be in the law that not only are we consumers to be spyed on by virtually anybody, but our machines can be trashed by anybody as well. Who plays God and says that one business is legitimate and who is not? Gator may well gain legal 'respectablilty' in some future courtroom in front of a sufficiently bribed republican judge.

    This is not all. In legal matters, we are talking about legalizing trashing the computers of citizens with no hearing or appeal. It would logically follow that any roadblock that the citizen would put in the way of his machine being trashed could become illegal. Firewalls, both hardware and software and especially hardware could and certainly would eventually be made illegal to possess or use under penalty of prison for even suspicion of possession. Internet connection of all computers could and probably would be enforced. In the end, even private ownership of computers could be at risk, all due to the rippling downstream effects of this 'simple' law. Remember the 'Terror' of the French Revolution was run by a committee with a simple name, the "Committee of Public Safety"!

  73. So sad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The time spent on coming up with the title is probably more than the time spent on the body. I'm having a hard time finding a loophole in the name, yet I'm sure that many people will quickly find loopholes in the act itself.

  74. Hated Speech Pattern by TheGax · · Score: 2, Funny

    SPY ACT act?

    Please let me use my PIN number at the ATM machine.

  75. Re:Microsoft is protecting their property. So what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're wrong. They're clearly not forcing me because I AM using something else. As much as they might want to destroy everything else, they might be able to achieve this dream but enforcing it is very much illegal. Any rabid slashdolt will jump down your throat reminding you of how Microsoft have fell victim to this once before.

  76. Re:Not a legal problem. bull by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any attempt to circumvent spying on your machine or prevent it will be deemed contrary to the Patriot Act as an attempt to break a security system! You no longer own your computer or control it. The whole thing will become a collection of hardware executed 'licenses' controlled by someone else. Close a port or use a NAT firewall, go to jail. And Gator or CWS have just as much say in what you have on your machine as microsoft or anyone with a business license and some nebuluous business 'plan'. They don't even have to have any reason to believe that you have any software on your system, least of all theirs. They do not even have to have software at all. Say they are looking for data, or a government looking for 'secrets' or 'dirty pictures'. If they can put software on your machine they can plant false evidence on it as well. They could literally dispatch the police to come through your door shooting your wife or husband before they bother to plant the false 'evidence'. This goes double if you are considered a 'pain' by ANYBODY in the local or wider business or government community.

  77. OMG !!!~!!1@ by Tired_Blood · · Score: 1

    This law won't do anything to actually stop spyware, as it will probably only affect companies run out of the US.

    So Congress will force these companies to outsource this coveted hi-tech work? The BASTARDS!


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  78. Can't we see what is going on? by DrDebug · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK, folks, let's step back a bit and see if we can see the forest instead of just the trees.

    Spyware is something relatively new. Recently, it has become epidemic. People are screaming for relief, from both the lawmakers and the software industry.

    The industry has responded, somewhat grudgingly, with limited spyware removal products. None are outstanding.

    The lawmakers, as usual, are clueless. Of the hundreds of lawmakers at the state and federal level, only a small percentage are technically savvy. And those that are technically savvy are usually junior, and do not have the political equity or clout to bring about real change yet.

    But the lawmakers feel like they have to do something to stem the panic on the part of the people. What are they going to do?

    Enter Microsoft. Besides being a number one marketing firm (for their own products, of course) they have one of the finest set of lawyers in the business. Now who better than a small team of Microsoft lawyers could assist the lawmakers with laws concerning this brave new world of spyware?

    Of course, I would not put it past Microsoft to engineer small backdoors in the law to allow them to continue doing what they do best-- attempting to take over the entire planet.

    Remember, these are the people that write bulletproof EULAs-- do you want them helping to make law now?

  79. I don't like MS but... by Goeland86 · · Score: 1

    although I dislike MS more every day, I've got to say that they're not necessarily benefitting all that much from it. If I understand it properly, it'll prohibit MS from collecting any user information other than whether it's a legal copy or not. I'm sure that if it turned out MS was actually downloading information on what browser you use, or if you read slashdot instead of msn, you could take them to court and win. Because hopefully their EULA doesn't prohibit any specific website, and thus checking where you've been, or what software you have installed is illegal. So, I have to say that this is a decent compromise for both users and corporations fighting piracy. I don't say I encourage MS, I just say it's fair to them. Redhat does the same thing, if I recall. And they should have a right to do so, no matter how ugly their other practices are.

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  80. More government...sheesh... by kullenwulf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just what we need. Oh wait, I'm having a Mtn. Dew inspired vision....
    Department of Computer Related Anti Piracy
    A.K.A. D-CRAP.
    Ah, where'd that Dew go...

  81. Microsoft's ethics are slightly over-rated. by burndive · · Score: 1
    but if you insist on using Windows, then you should be paying for it and they have every right to inspect your machine to see if you are

    Yes, but what if I want to transfer my lisenced copy of Windows to a different machine, and MS, in its' sole discretion, doesn't think that I have the right to do this (which I most certainly do). Do they have the right to discriminate against me in how they (don't) support their product with security updates? Do they have the right to cripple my installation of their software because they don't think I have a proper lisence?

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  82. Isn't 18 USC 1030(e)(2)(B) different? by thpr · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The term "protected computer" means a computer--(B) which is used in interstate or foreign commerce or communication...

    Which confuses me, given your conclusion that this only protects financial institutions and the government.

    When I log into Amazon.com's server--wherever it is (I guarantee you it's not in the state I live in, because I don't pay sales tax on the purchase), that isn't "interstate commerce"? So isn't my computer a "protected computer" (due to the use of "OR" at the end of 18 USC 1030(e)(2)(A)?) Or am I missing something?

    I was under the impression (B) was present only to protect the law from violating Article 1, Section 8 "...To regulate commerce with foreign nations, and among the several states..." and Amendment 10 of the Constitution: "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people."

    Many laws and actions performed by the federal government (including many fair labor laws - see the definition of commerce in 17 USC 203(b)) are written in such a way to impact only those companies which have government contracts or do business in multiple states or across state lines. It's up to the states to regulate the small businesses that do not operate across state lines.

    1. Re:Isn't 18 USC 1030(e)(2)(B) different? by Yea-but... · · Score: 1

      Is it?

      I accept your additional references, and a more careful reading of subsection (B) leads me to consider that your position is defensible, and mine may be less so. I was admittedly hasty on my lunch hour, but the construction of (B) still troubles me because it is less precise than (A).

      It does not say or indicate 'any computer capable of...', but indicates that it is a computer "which is used in..." and this may still assume an official capacity or official recognition or qualification of the computing asset. A clean bright line as guidance for application of Amendment 10 would be most useful. If 'all inclusiveness' was the intent in the same way that "exclusively for the use of..." is used in (A), then I would have hoped to see that spelled out after some fashion.

      If we were to stand this on it's head and assume your meaning of (B), what computer could possibly fall outside this clause? What computer would remain anywhere within the states purview to regulate under Amendment 10 of the Constitution? It would be a very rare and isolated computer indeed, would it not? Even computers like the X-Box and Web-TV's and PocketPC's and virtually any device, owned by anyone, of any age with access to the internet becomes a "protected computer." Even Cell Phones! What are the ramifications of this? Why would we need part (A)? One e-mail transaction or web page access across state lines (or maybe even the capability to do so) and the computer is a protected computer under the jurisdiction of the federal government under (B). Is that right, correct, intended, defensible? The special case requiring explanation would seem to be what computers are not protected, or are exempted from Federal purview and jurisprudence.

      While I can read the section the way you do, I know that practice does not always follow a strict interpretation of the written language. In the past I've had difficulty getting both state and federal agencies to follow the code as written as they feel they have discretion to interpret and weigh and balance -- and then there are the courts. I have found that being right about the meaning of a sentence or paragraph has not always resulted in my arguments prevailing. I'm pre-wired (biased) to believe that if something can be misread or misinterpreted, it will be. Being right is not the same thing as being effective.

      While I would not try to argue that you are wrong (and I'd like to be protected from spyware, even on my non-M$ computers), I still have a concern based on my experience with legislatures and the uneven treatement and enforcement by administrations and authorities, that this is not as clear cut as it might first seem. I applaud the efforts on their face value, but I'm also prepared to be disappointed by the politicians and their many faces.

  83. Re:Microsoft is protecting their property. So what by geoffspear · · Score: 1

    No, but if your car, TV, and woman all have GPS units that you can track implanted in them, the fact that I have your car on my property doesn't mean you're violating my rights if you track it there.

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  84. TiVo? by Aidtopia · · Score: 1

    How does this affect TiVo? My series one box uploads activity logs whenever it calls in for a listings update and subscription check. TiVo promises to use the data anonymously and in aggregate. Does this now become illegal?

  85. google too by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Or google's never expiring tracking cookie. It aint there just for your "prefs."

    Spyware and datamining need to be controlled, or at least made in a way which gives the user an obvious choice. Same with tivo. I didnt appreciate being put into their datamining program by default. These companies needs to change, and if legislation is the only way to do so, then go for it.

    1. Re:google too by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Or google's never expiring tracking cookie. It aint there just for your "prefs."

      Actually, I think it is. I ran an online service that required cookies. A cookie was set to expire one day after being set. So, what happened was a good 10% of the users had their clocks set wrong and would usually expire the cookie immediately, resulting in calls to customer service.

      I tried setting it a day, week, month and year in the future, still had about 7%.

      At that point, I just set it to 30 years in the future, that cut it to about 2 calls a month.

      By the way, the average person who had their clock set wrong was off by YEARS. Think 2011 instead of 2001.

      Now that people are upgrading to operating systems that auto set the time, this has become much less of a problem. If I were still running the system, I would go back to the 1 week timeframe in about a year or so.

  86. Contract Law by cbr2702 · · Score: 1

    University of London? You silly Brit. Just because your legal system is based on ours doesn't mean that everything that is "valid contract law" over there holds here.

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    1. Re:Contract Law by terrymr · · Score: 1

      Seems about the same to me

      Not that it makes much difference ... an unenforceable contract is as good as no contract anyway.

    2. Re:Contract Law by pnewhook · · Score: 1
      University of London? You silly Brit. Just because your legal system is based on ours doesn't mean that everything that is "valid contract law" over there holds here.

      I think you have that backwards. British law came first therefore American law is based on the British, not the other way around.

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    3. Re:Contract Law by cbr2702 · · Score: 1

      No, you've got it backways. In the 1600's, when we colonized Europe, we brought along our legal system. Since then it has flourished, but grown apart from its parent. Not that this is a bad thing, just not everything is applicable back on this side of the Atlantic.

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    4. Re:Contract Law by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      I must be misunderstanding you. You're American and you honestly think you colonized Europe? Where do you think all of the American settlers came from?

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    5. Re:Contract Law by cbr2702 · · Score: 1

      The settlers came from America. That's why they're American settlers. You think it was the other way round? Then where did the European settlers come from, I ask you!

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    6. Re:Contract Law by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Obviously you either know the truth and are just being an asshole, or you really are the stupidest person on earth. However with the state of the American school system, you may have been taught that America colonized the world, just like you are taught in the bullshit concept of creationism.

      In case you really dont know the truth, please educate yourself with the following history of the American colonization: http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_1741502191/His tory_of_Colonial_America.html

      If you really want a shock, also look up how Canada invaded and occupied portions of the US (in retaliation of the US invasion of Canada), including the burning of the White House, which is how it got its name in the first place.

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    7. Re:Contract Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually he's just being an asshole, but I do find it kinda funny. And I'll be reading the article, not cause of a lack of knowledge, just personal interest. I should probably go read wikipedia sometime, now that it's back up.

  87. Veto not very powerful for nonpartisan issues by tepples · · Score: 1

    The House of Representatives doesn't enact laws. This has to pass committees in the House and Senate, full votes in the House and Senate, and then the President has to sign it before it's an enacted law.

    No, the President often doesn't have to sign it. Any measure with at least 67 percent bipartisan support in both the House of Representatives and the Senate can in effect go straight over the President's head. People on Slashdot like to keep slamming President Clinton for not vetoing the DMCA and the Bono Act in 1998, without realizing that both houses of the 105th Congress passed both bills by voice vote, which takes 80 percent assent, clearly enough to override a veto should the issue have come back to them.

    1. Re:Veto not very powerful for nonpartisan issues by deblau · · Score: 1

      You are, of course, correct. I avoided such details in the interests of simplicity. The pocket veto can still overcome a close 2/3 majority, if there is enough turnover in an election year. It can also buy time for the Presedent to negotiate with Senators and Reps who are running close races in the election (we won't run a legit candidate against you if you vote NAY). All sorts of crazy things happen.

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  88. Re:Microsoft is protecting their property. So what by docwebhead · · Score: 1

    What's your MAC address, buddy?