Robotic Arm Controlled By Monkey Thoughts
mallumax writes "The BBC reports that Pittsburgh University scientists have succeeded in creating a robotic arm, controlled by probes inserted into the brain of monkeys. The probes interpret signals from individual nerve cells in the motor cortex. Monkeys were able to grasp and hold food with the robotic arm. Since the number of nerve signals for even small movements is huge the scientists used an averaging algorithm to obtain the movement signals."
That's my monkey controlled robot arm's hand on your ass.
Wouldn't this also be a sign that monkeys are capable of fairly sophisticated tool use?
As long as the monkey doesn't have a nipple fetish I think we'll be fine.
Is there such thing as an obligatory Sealab 2021 quote yet?
News Anchor: Scientists have successfully transplanted little Jango's brain into a robot monkey body. on a sad note, however, Jambo died late last night after drinking his own urine.
Sparks: Hey, Skip. What do you think about all this robot stuff?
Murphy: Why? Are we under attack?!
Sparks: No..but that robot monkey on the news..
Murphy: You're kidding! That guy's a robot monkey?
See here:h tml
http://www.cnbc.cmu.edu/faculty/schwartz.s
It seems he does joint work with CMU but his official position is at UPitt(as we sometimes call it).
The only reason all cover-ups appear to fail is that you never hear about the ones that succeed.
The following is an acceptable question to ask:
"Should we really be attaching electronics to monkey neurons?"
"In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us."
No one cares what your captcha was
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Besides the obvious addition of extra limbs a la Doc Oc from Spiderman, imagine what it would be like if everyday people had loads of mechanical limbs. As if drivers on cell phones werent bad enough. Now people can drive, talk on the phone, type something on their laptop, eat, and read the newspaper at the same time.
http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,65468, 00.html?tw=wn_story_related
From the article:
"Our biggest problem is durability of the probes. Typically they last for about six months."
I'd say a bigger problem is that to make this work, you have to stick friggin' needles into the brain!
How about some sort of non-invasive sensor cap as the "next step."
You can't talk about Wikipedia's flaws on Wikipedia
shit at blindingly fast speeds. Ex-cellent.
we can teach them to type! /.ers.
This will do wonders for the quality of discussion on Slashdot. CmdrTaco, if your reading this, please give extra mod points to non-human
# cat
Damn, my RAM is full of llamas.
The article says the team's biggest problem is that after about 6 months tissue grown begins to interfere with transmission of signals to the probe.
This will no doubt limit the adoption of monkey cyborgs in RTOS and embedded spaces, and proves the old adage, "Always mount a scratch monkey".
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When given pen and paper, it wrote down:
"Developers, developers, developers!!!!"
That's my fembot's gorilla controlled ass!
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I think I saw an article here sometime ago about raven's fashioning tools out of paperclips in order to snag food.
A quick search on google turns up an entire site devoted to tool use in birds.
Robots don't kill people.
Monkey-controlled robots kill people.