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Smart Holograms Used as Biosensors
Roland Piquepaille writes "In this short article, eWEEK writes that the next generation of biosensors will consist of small holograms costing only fractions of a cent. Prototypes developed by a U.K. company, aptly named Smart Holograms, include contact lenses that monitor glucose levels or thin badges that detect alcohol levels. Not only these holograms used as sensors will be cheap to produce, they'll also require less training for nurses or police officers. This is because these holograms can be designed to show results graphically, such as morphing into an image of a green car if someone subjected to breath analysis is sober and can drive. Read this overview for other details and an illustration showing how to create a sensor hologram."
So what does it do exactly?
I wonder when they'll come up with a hologram that tells whether you've been handling a weapon (gasp!) recently or what's your religious affiliation.
"they'll also require less training for nurses or police officers."
Less training for those that need more as it is.
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In a way, it's opened up the field of diagnostic medicine - as many of these functions require complex tests now. if technology can boil down the plethora of tests into a stick-it-on-and-read type instrument, then the standard level of healthcare will rise.
Will it lower costs? Only time, and the health insurance companies will be able to answer that one...
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We really should stop reading and posting in these threads.
I want a hologram that shows me whether I have bad breath, and another that shows my blood-alcohol content - privately.
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Get the pictures and facts straight from the source.o logy/creating_sensors.htm
http://www.smartholograms.com/site/sections/techn
If smart holograms are used as biosensors then what are dumb holograms used as? Holographic trash cans?
We'll go to tarot readers to find out we have low blood sugar, high cholesterol, trace amounts of lead, and are pregnant.
Humans are the best biosensors yet made, with dogs perhaps a close second. Intelligent, intuitive, experienced humans can scan someone's face, question them, trip them up in inconsistent statements, and otherwise sniff out intruders and frauds. Dogs can literally smell or otherwise somehow sense nervousness in people and make excellent guards. They ID people by scent and they don't forget scents quickly.
If we focussed on human intelligence we would perhaps be able to avert more catastrophes, such as the series of missteps that allowed the 9/11 hijackers to get on board their planes despite some rather suspicious behavior.
Computers are always going to be only as good as the programs that control them, and there are always going to be workarounds for people clever enough to find them. Insiders will create back doors in biosensor systems, or they will sell passwords to outsiders. A team of Japanese researchers already cracked a fingerprint biosensor a couple of years ago, so where's the security in using one? I would imagine even a DNA sample can be faked; just get someone's DNA, replicate it in a test tube using E. coli, and coat your hands with it. Standard laboratory biology.
No one can steal your identity at the low-tech neighborhood store where you shop once a week and the clerks know you (if only this were always the case). The humans at the store will look at your credit card, then at the face that does not match yours, and they'll go in the back and call the police. A machine will simply pass the buck, leaving the owner to dispute the theft with the credit card company.
The Israelis for decades have relied on human intelligence and it has stood them in good stead, with zero airline hijackings. They have very smart people who look at everyone before they board. We in the U.S. are just beginning to wake up to this level of need and we have a lot to learn.
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Roland sucks.
Roland Piquepaille and Slashdot: Is there a connection?
I think most of you are aware of the controversy surrounding regular Slashdot article submitter Roland Piquepaille. For those of you who don't know, please allow me to bring forth all the facts. Roland Piquepaille has an online journal (I refuse to use the word "blog") located at www.primidi.com [primidi.com]. It is titled "Roland Piquepaille's Technology Trends". It consists almost entirely of content, both text and pictures, taken from reputable news websites and online technical journals. He does give credit to the other websites, but it wasn't always so. Only after many complaints were raised by the Slashdot readership did he start giving credit where credit was due. However, this is not what the controversy is about.
Roland Piquepaille's Technology Trends serves online advertisements through a service called Blogads, located at www.blogads.com. Blogads is not your traditional online advertiser; rather than base payments on click-throughs, Blogads pays a flat fee based on the level of traffic your online journal generates. This way Blogads can guarantee that an advertisement on a particular online journal will reach a particular number of users. So advertisements on high traffic online journals are appropriately more expensive to buy, but the advertisement is guaranteed to be seen by a large amount of people. This, in turn, encourages people like Roland Piquepaille to try their best to increase traffic to their journals in order to increase the going rates for advertisements on their web pages. But advertisers do have some flexibility. Blogads serves two classes of advertisements. The premium ad space that is seen at the top of the web page by all viewers is reserved for "Special Advertisers"; it holds only one advertisement. The secondary ad space is located near the bottom half of the page, so that the user must scroll down the window to see it. This space can contain up to four advertisements and is reserved for regular advertisers, or just "Advertisers". Visit Roland Piquepaille's Technology Trends (www.primidi.com [primidi.com]) to see it for yourself.
Before we talk about money, let's talk about the service that Roland Piquepaille provides in his journal. He goes out and looks for interesting articles about new and emerging technologies. He provides a very brief overview of the articles, then copies a few choice paragraphs and the occasional picture from each article and puts them up on his web page. Finally, he adds a minimal amount of original content between the copied-and-pasted text in an effort to make the journal entry coherent and appear to add value to the original articles. Nothing more, nothing less.
Now let's talk about money. Visit http://www.blogads.com/order_html?adstrip_category =tech&politics= [blogads.com] to check the following facts for yourself. As of today, December XX 2004, the going rate for the premium advertisement space on Roland Piquepaille's Technology Trends is $375 for one month. One of the four standard advertisements costs $150 for one month. So, the maximum advertising space brings in $375 x 1 + $150 x 4 = $975 for one month. Obviously not all $975 will go directly to Roland Piquepaille, as Blogads gets a portion of that as a service fee, but he will receive the majority of it. According to the FAQ [blogads.com], Blogads takes 20%. So Roland Piquepaille gets 80% of $975, a maximum of $780 each month. www.primidi.com is hosted by clara.net (look it up at http://www.networksolutions.com/en_US/whois/index. jhtml [networksolutions.com] [networksolutions.com]). Browsing clara.net's hosting solutions, the most expensive hosting service is their Clarahost Advanced (http://www.uk.clara.net/clarahost/advanced.php [clara.net]) priced at £69.99 GBP. This is roughly, at the time of this writing, $130 USD. Assuming Roland Piquepaille pays for the Clarahost Advanced hosting service, he is out $130 leaving him with a maximum net profit of $650 each month. K
God I wish we could have an option to not display Roland stories.
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...they'll also require less training for nurses or police officers. This is because these holograms can be designed to show results graphically, such as morphing into an image of a green car if someone subjected to breath analysis is sober and can drive.
So I have to be able to say the alphabet backwards while standing on one leg and touching my nose, but the cop who pulled me over doesn't need to be capable of knowing if the number on his digital readout is greater than 0.08?
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"Breathalyzer" alcohol tests are notoriously unreliable. Judges often do not realise this - and will side with the officer who nailed you through the "scientific" method. (One should refuse submit himself to this balooney and insist on a regular blood sample test.)
Developing new cheap alcohol tests is step in a very wrong directions.
I doubt that we will ever figure out - and I suspect that even if we did figure out we couldn't do much about it
Well, this IS the second Roland submission in TWO days, and the FOURTH this month...
You mean they can see through things to measure things? Sort of like, this? Troy has invented several other far-out things, that end up working somehow. He's a genius, IMHO.
No it's "astroturfing".
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Just say no to Roland.
These researchers have obviously never seen Red Dwarf. They would know the whole concept was doomed to failure.
Ooooo, Timothy posted this "story". Suprise!
"The image is stored in a thin polymer film that is chemically sensitised to react with a specific substance in, for example, a bioassay or a sample of body fluid. During the test, the target substance reacts with the polymer leading to an alteration in the image displayed by the hologram. The test result is a change in the optical: brightness, image, wavelength or position." -SmartHolograms
So in other words this new tech could have big implications in the development of diagnostic and medical devices.
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You probably won't have to take the hologram test, unless driving drunk is now terrorism? Oh Good Fucking Lordy, I'm about to ram my car into the WTC2. Good fucking God! Allah/Aladdin/Yebus please save my drunk ass! Also never under any circumstances take the breathalizer test. Unless you don't need a license. Sure you'll get interrogated for a few hours and have to sit in jail for a day, but who cares? That's nothing compared to DWI.
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Here is a direct link to where he whored his info.
I mean, isn't copying swathes of content without permission STEALING (well no it isn't but I just rented a DVD where it said it was...)
I think I hate this guy, but at least he adds to my argument that blogs are worse than showering in fetid pureed pigs innards.
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"Please state the nature of the medical... What the hell are you doing here?!"
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Roland, like other submitters, has a Slashdot account. There should be an option to "hide stories submitted by Foes." That way those of us who don't want to see Roland's stories anymore could add him to our foes list, and his stories would go away.
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I've seen several posts about the evils of Roland in this thread. Did no one read the URL's of those links? Only the last one was to his blog/journal/whatever-you-want-to-call-it, the other two were to legitimate sources (eWeek and the company developing these things). I personally don't like the setup Roland seems to have going, but I see no reason to not discuss something just because he posted it, just don't click the last link.
Sigs are for the weak.
Nothing at all is way better than a crappy breathalyzer. I know of cops who've driven drunk while on duty. There definitely are bad cops, and as society further erodes over time there will be more than ever.
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I want a hologram with programmable morphing feature. From the original post: A better morph would be a cute chick icon if I'm drunk enough to think the cop is a cute chick. If I'm not drunk, the cop icon is just a cop.
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I dislike "wizards" in my software development tools that tell me what kind of mentality I should use to start my development; I don't want "wizards" to bug the emt's, police, or nurses that have very tight and constrained opportunities to help people. These tools may very well cover up some sort of useful data that would have indicated some other problem or more complex outcome.
Beyond just the annoyance and delay factor, we can also get into a Brazil or Philip K. Dick like realities where we no longer know what these results are showing us. Perhaps the CEO of the hologram company gets the DUI tests to check for a white list of genetic signatures and to always show them as passing the test no matter what the actual results. Perhaps a religiously obsessed development manager surreptitiously adds additional constraints that will cause certain pregnancy tests to fail until the fetus can't be aborted.
These tools are not developed under security and strong testing now because they don't render the judgement. If these tools can in any way cloud or mislead the judgement of those using them then they are a bad idea.
The simple fact is that Roland doesn't exist. It's a damn front for the slashdot editors to pocket a few more bucks each month with more ad-driven pages. Think about it: fake name, obviously fake pictures on the journal site, next to no participation in the comments.
It's clever but sad that the salshdot crew are so greedy as to go after table scraps like this.
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morphing into an image of a green car if someone subjected to breath analysis is sober and can drive
Hmm.. if it doesn't work on an one individual-salinity, recent hair removal via electrolysis, scar tissue, whatever makes it work- fails to connect, and the car STAYS 'failed'
I think it should start out green, and develop to identify 'drunken state' not the other way round..
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...More police officers and nurses who need a little picture of a green car to tell them what the equipment says. Does anyone here seriously think people who can't interpret a simple readout should be carrying guns and interfacing between patients and the poor excuse for doctors we already have to deal with today? I'm all in favor of hiring the handicapped, but folks whose IQ is lower than their shoe size should most assuredly be excluded from certain life critical functions.
"Is this Winkhorst a nova criminal?" "No just a technical sergeant wanted for interrogation."
I think that's just a clueless reporter saying "morph" when they mean change. These holograms aren't animated; even changing color switched by a biochem state is quite a revolution. So you're looking for a red or blue cop hologram - and hoping your drunk ass can tell the difference between the unsympathetic one with a gun, and the cute one you've been carrying around all night.
Aww, c'mon Doc -- I wasn't being literal -- just karma-whoring for a +Funny mod.
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Non invasive detection of blood glucose, by some sort of optical/spectral means, has been the subject of intense research in both the academic and commerical sectors (lotta money/nobel prize here) The problem is, that any optical signal you can obtain has a LOT of noise, and not much info on glucose levels. That is, you have a very noisy signal that varys (in every way - amplitude, magnitude, ) a LOT with time, and in this signal is some *very small, varying component tht is glucose levels (u can increase the signal to noise with certain tricks, but they dont relate to holograms, for instance using a wavelength of light that glucose interacts with strongly). I don't see how adding a hologram to the system helps.
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It is my view that the biggest benefit of these is not so much the ability to make it easier on the police/nurses, but instead to make it more reliable for those outside.
To use an example let us assume that a blood alcohol level sensor is made. Obviously this has some use in law enforcement, etc. But there is another purpose. Armed with a large bowl of such devices, placed strategically next to the exit door a nightclub/bar/anywhere else that serves alcohol could discourage drunk driving simply through allowing individuals to find their own BAC. At a few cents a unit this would be an economical method of encouraging this. Such a bowl would likely have $100/night go through it. With cover charges often nearing $50 per person management is not likely to notice any real effect.
The biggest question in my mind is whether or not this would amount to the nightclub admitting guilt in DUI. Not being a lawyer all I can do is decide that I'd need to ask a lawyer about that one.
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The same concept applies to people.
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However, I don't have a clue how it is treated as evidence in those areas where even polygraph tests are admissable evidence. I suppose all bets are off in that case, and what a machine says will be taken as always correct by the clueless.
Brilliant - I just had a look at Piquepaille's posting history and about 80% of his comments are moderated -1. slashdot moderation in action! now if only we could moderate stories or authors. permanently.
Perhaps Piquepaille should have his own slashdot section so I can just remove his stories from the front page.
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-in which way porn will be the first business to make money out of this.
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Yeah yeah the paranoids come out as soon as "sensor" flashes across the screen. I've been diabetic for 10 years now and this is *just* what I want - instead of piercing my finger tip and let blood to pour it on a clumsy meter about 10 times per day which isn't *anywhere* near as accurate as the organ doing it itself I just put that lense in my eye and have the interpreter in a wristwatch or similar. Constantly 24 per day. Even when I'm asleep. No conspiracy, no android backstabbing me on the porch. Welcome to reality, Mulder.