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Broadcast Flag in Trouble

pdqlamb writes "USA Today reports an appeals court was not amused at the FCC's broadcast flag rule. Sounds like the judge bought into the argument that the FCC does not have the authority to dictate device design. The broadcast flag isn't quite dead yet, but at least it's in trouble."

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  1. Nooooo by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now what am I to do with the truckloads of flag-free tuner cards I bought? Since social security is going down the tubes, I guess it is back to plan B for my retirement plans: leech off my kids.

    1. Re:Nooooo by mmkkbb · · Score: 5, Funny

      Since social security is going down the tubes, I guess it is back to plan B for my retirement plans: leech off my kids.

      What's the difference?

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    2. Re:Nooooo by nizo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, at least if I can leech off of other people's kids, I don't have to encourage my kids to be lawyers (shudder).

    3. Re:Nooooo by iammrjvo · · Score: 4, Funny


      But, wait! WAIT! I thought that Social Security was supposed to be my money that the federal government conveinently has been saving up for me, right? I mean, they've taken good care of my money, right? I mean, surely the federal government can take better care of my money than I can.

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  2. Re:Oh.. this aint over. by NitroWolf · · Score: 2, Funny

    In a way, I kinda admire the cunts..

    I always admire cunts.

    Err... umm... I mean. Umm...

    Gotta go!

  3. Better idea: a dupe flag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Slashdot readership is not amused at Slashdot's repeated stories.

  4. easy to solve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just XOR the broadcast flag with the evil bit, sheesh!

    1. Re:easy to solve by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2, Funny
      Just XOR the broadcast flag with the evil bit, sheesh!

      I'll just try that now...

      *FLASH*
      Bill Gates appears as large light cylindar and booms:
      "You will all run Windows and make macaroni pictures to honor my name."

      Yow!

  5. A glitch in the matrix by thiophene · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whoa! I just had deja vu

    1. Re:A glitch in the matrix by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 5, Funny

      **WHISTLE**

      Offensive foul!

      Overused refrence to played out movie!

      5 karma point penalty!

      First down!

    2. Re:A glitch in the matrix by InvalidError · · Score: 2, Funny

      The new news season must be over so the slashdot news are showing reruns.

      "Slashdot: yesterday's news, stuff that mattered"
      Is definitely an appropriate signature... I do not remember seeing such a steady stream of reruns in the past.

  6. Re:Taco, READ YOUR OWN DAMN SITE by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is NOT a dupe.
    Slashdot rigerously enforces the Dupecast flag, and makes sure stories are only posted if the flag is not set.
    Or does that not count until after July?

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  7. The broadcast flag may be dead... by sweeze · · Score: 4, Funny

    The broadcast flag may be dead... ... but the repeat flag is still living strong!

  8. USA Today Confirms It! by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > USA Today reports an appeals court was not amused at the FCC's broadcast flag rule. Sounds like the judge bought into the argument that the FCC does not have the authority to dictate device design. The broadcast flag isn't quite dead yet, but at least it's in trouble

    It is official; USA Today now confirms: Broadcast flag is dying. One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered FCC when USA Today confirmed that broadcast flag market share has fallen yet again, now down to less than 50 percent of federal judges. Coming on the heels of a recent ruling which plainly states that the FCC has "crossed the line", this judgement serves to reinforce what we've known all along. The broadcast flag is sending the DRM industry into complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by bottoming out in the recent ruling from Judge Edwards.

    You don't need to be Michael Powell to predict the broadcast flag's future. The hand writing is on the wall: the broadcast faces a long and tortuous future. In fact there won't be any future at all for the broadcast flag because the content industry is shrinking. Things are looking very bad for the content industry. As many of us are already aware, the content industry continues to lose market share. Red ink flows from Hollywood like a river of blood.

    The broadcast flag is the most hated of them all, having been ruled against by at least one circuit court judge. The sudden and pleasant release of the long developed arguments in court only serves to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: the broadcast flag is dying.

    Let's look at the numbe[BROADCAST FLAG INFRINGMENT DETECTED - REDISTRIBUTION OF A DERIVATIVE WORK OF NETCRAFT, INC - POSTER NEUTRALIZED]

  9. dupes are good for us all... by das_katz_socrates · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ok this is offtopic and I'm sure the super secret mod cabel is going to mod me down for it, yada yada...

    All you people bitching about dupes got it all wrong, we need these duplicated stories on slashdot for a few good reasons.

    1) without dupes there would maybe be one story per day on the front page.
    2) without dupes people would have to resort to actually being insightful on their own instead of just copying some other comment from the previous story.
    3) ????
    4) Profit!

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  10. If Slashdot Ruled The World... by sanityspeech · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the article:
    He [U.S. Circuit Judge Harry Edwards] said the FCC "crossed the line" beyond its authority approved by Congress. "You've gone too far," he said. "Are washing machines next?"

    ...Another circuit judge, David Sentelle, agreed...

    "You can't regulate washing machines. You can't rule the world.
    Correct me if I err, but I believe that washing machines do not qualify as COMMUNICATIONS equipment. Maybe it comes under DOE territory, but definitely not the FCC.

    I know they are not experts, but the least they could do is not confuse apples and oranges.

    If Slashdot Ruled The World, these judges would have been (-1, Offtopic)
    1. Re:If Slashdot Ruled The World... by Crash+Culligan · · Score: 2, Funny
      "The FCC may not regulate washing machines."

      That's a pity... I could see great things coming from the implementation of the hand-wash only flag...

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  11. Re:Why not dupe my post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Can I be a Slashdot editor if I promise never to come back?

    No, you have demonstated you're incapable of being one as you've obviously read yesterdays /.

  12. It's not dead... by hazee · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's resting...

  13. Re:Why not dupe my post? by tmasky · · Score: 2, Funny

    I agree. This is definitely of poor quality. I think you should demand a refund.

  14. How ironic... by Sesse · · Score: 2, Funny

    Am I the only one who's amused at the footer? :-)

    Copyright 2005 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

    /* Steinar */

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  15. Re:Taco, READ YOUR OWN DAMN SITE by Pirogoeth · · Score: 1, Funny

    Actually, because the broadcast flag is not in effect yet, the stories have been time-shifted. The other story was actually posted after this one. You're just reading them out-of-order.

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  16. It's not like this kind of thing is new. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's been tried before; by King George, who was widely considered to be a combination of crazy and stupid. It turned professional smuggling into a honorable, even praise worthy, profession. Somehow I don't think people are terribly different some 230 years later. But our weapons are vastly more effective.

    Their plan sounds like a good way to get a container of consumer electronics thrown in a harbor.

  17. What's next? by Inkieminstrel · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well isn't this great? Now I need to go buy a new washing machine before July.

  18. Boundless Regulation by handy_vandal · · Score: 1, Funny

    The FCC currently overstepped its bounds. The backup plan is to extend those bounds, so that the FCC can regulate the broadcast flag, nice and legally.

    While extending bounds of regulatory agencies, maybe the administration can do something about problems with the First Amendment.

    People do all kinds of unpleasant things under this so-called First Amendment!

    Criticizing the President ... exposing corrupt officials ... influencing how citizens cast their votes, fer Chrissake ...!

    -kgj

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  19. Re:Sooner or later, this flag will no longer wave. by Alkaiser · · Score: 2, Funny

    This was a pretty big smack down. But, did it seem to you like the judges were a tad bit obsessed with washing machines?

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  20. Re:Why not dupe my post? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

    The reviews are coming in on teamhasnoi's latest effort Why not dupe my post?

    One of the finest anti-editor rants this reviewer has seen in years. -- Ohreally_factor

    Why don't we dupe his post? Why, will it get us more page hits? -- Commander Taco

    A master work flawed only by it's lack of misspellings and typos. -- Timothy

    Az ve zay in Fronce, "Viva les dupes!" -- Zonk

    I'm totally drooling in anticipation of the sequel. No, check that. I'm just totally drooling. Anyone seen my bib? -- Samzenpus

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  21. You though whites and colors was tough... by WareW01f · · Score: 1, Funny

    "You've gone too far," he said. "Are washing machines next?"

    Yah, imagine the day where your clothing vendors strike deals with the washing machine vendors and the soap manufacturers. Suddenly the RFID on you underware demands that it be washed with Tide and your wife's bra wants Woolite. What a mess! Talk about brand lockin'