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Is Horse the New Mouse?

lopati writes "Europhysics News writes about a new ergonomical mouse called Horse (jpeg) that reduces repetitive stress injuries by allowing 'the three middle fingers to adopt a flexed position to relax the tendons' and including a thumb scrool [sic:] wheel. Just a few simple changes for so much more comfort!"

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  1. Been there, done that by CtrlPhreak · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is something I've known for a long time, when I put my three middle fingers into my horse it relaxes me a lot too, let alone the horse. Including a thumb every once in a while is a simple change that gives so much more comfort.

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    1. Re:Been there, done that by Dogtanian · · Score: 5, Funny

      when I put my three middle fingers into my horse it relaxes me a lot too, let alone the horse.

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  2. Re:Mirror? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd complain about the slashdot effect here, too, but that would be a bit like beating a dead horse.

  3. Dodgy by m50d · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you think I'm clicking a link to "Horse.jpg"...

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    1. Re:Dodgy by kryogen1x · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, especially after seeing goat.jpg!

  4. if we keep clicking after the slashdot by Gunsmithy · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...would it be beating a dead horse? I'm here all week, ladies and gentlemen. Don't forget to tip the wait staff.

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  5. Not a horse by moofdaddy · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's not a horse, its just a fat mouse. Maybe a pony at the most...

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  6. Re:Mirror? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ha ha, now stop horsing around.

  7. A horse is a horse by murderlegendre · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course, of course.. unless, of course it's a mouse; in which case it's actually neither.

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  8. Re:Dead mouse already? by SuperficialRhyme · · Score: 1, Funny

    Man, I feel like we're beating a dead horse... ba-dum-chhh

  9. Re:Here's the article, no pictures though by EMH_Mark3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Holy lack of paragraphs, Batman!

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  10. Biased towards right handers by eviltypeguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    The world is full of right handed biased designers! Evil! Where's my left handed version? Don't you people know that your biased right hand designs make only a few of us left? (pun intended).

  11. Re:Short Answer: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No kidding.

    "Is Horse the New Mouse?"
    "Is Apple the New Microsoft?"
    "Is Pink the New Black?"

    The answer is "no, dumbass... STFU" in all cases.

    Slashdot might need to change their slogan soon:

    News for Nerds. Stuff that matters. Really fucking stupid questions.

  12. Re:Microsoft Trackball Explorer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I use a drawing tablet..

    Man i can OWN you on Unreal Tournament!! Take that!!! *scribble* *erase*

  13. Special Slashdot version by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny
    "'the three middle fingers to adopt a flexed position to relax the tendons' "

    Why not a special version for Slashdot moderators which allows just the one middle finger to be used for moderation?

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  14. So whats the plural then... by icypyr0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    horsies?

    1. Re:So whats the plural then... by fuzzhead · · Score: 5, Funny

      hice

  15. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Having your hand contorted over something that size seems like it'd probably be a little painful at best.

    My wife doesn't have that problem :)

    Ba-doom-chh...

  16. Re:Mirror by ElBorba · · Score: 3, Funny

    Seriously, if you like this mouse you should check this out.

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  17. One-Button Horse? by DrPrimo · · Score: 2, Funny

    So when will Apple come out with their 1-button horse?

  18. Re:Hmm. by MamiyaOtaru · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can see the reasoning behind it. Normally you have to work ( a small amount) to keep your fingers extended so you aren't constantly pressing the buttons. A regular mouse serves to keep me awake.. When I nod off, my fingers relax and I click, and the noise usually brings me back. With this horse, that wouldn't be a problem.

  19. Re:How long... by mapmaker · · Score: 4, Funny
    Face it, do something enough times, and it can cause problems.

    That's an urban myth! I never went blind, and my palms aren't hairy either!

  20. hmm by pureone · · Score: 2, Funny
    lets hope its not made by microsoft other wise it will become a trojan horse :o

    someone had to say it didnt they?

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  21. A DUCK!!!! by jeephistorian · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's not a horse, its a DUCK!

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  22. Re:Mirror? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That site is hung like a horse..... ?

  23. Re:How long... by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey mapmaker!! We're over here!

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