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Arm Wrestling Robots Beaten By A Teenage Girl

fembots writes "Despite her lack of strength, training and technique, a 17-year-old girl has bested three robot arm wrestlers in a contest attempted to encourage the development of polymer-based artificial muscles, which can change shape when activated either electrically or with chemicals."

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  1. Beaten by a young girl by MacGod · · Score: 5, Funny

    A 17-year-old girl has bested three robot arm wrestlers

    Been there. Welcome to the club, robots

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    1. Re:Beaten by a young girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The sad thing is that you can be sure no untested robots were submitted. That would mean those robots can beat up all the engineers that worked on then :)

      How sad...

  2. The worst part by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't that they lost to a girl, but how all the other robots teased them afterwards.

  3. Three? by Cantide · · Score: 5, Funny

    What, you mean all at once?

  4. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It took 40 years to get one to walk on two feet. Next up, "Vomiting robot beaten by 6 month old baby."

  5. Welcome by Boronx · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our 17 year old female overlords.

    1. Re:Welcome by Lord+Kano · · Score: 5, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our 17 year old female overlords.

      In one year, so will I.

      LK

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    2. Re:Welcome by FuturePastNow · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not if you're posting on Slashdot, you won't.

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    3. Re:Welcome by Altima(BoB) · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you check your local age of consent laws, you probably won't have to wait.


      You lecher.

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    4. Re:Welcome by myowntrueself · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I, for one, welcome our 17 year old female overlords."

      Over*ladies* you insensitive clod!

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  6. Which is less mature... by PornMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

    the technology or her peers?

  7. great by kloidster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nice to see our tax dollars being used to beat a 17 year-old. Wait, who won that again?

  8. not the whole story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    the fight was over a credit card

  9. Photo in article by alex_guy_CA · · Score: 5, Funny

    A photo of the robot is cool, but I really wanted to see a photo of the girl!

    1. Re:Photo in article by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hillary Swank? That's cheating. She's still all buff from that boxing movie

    2. Re:Photo in article by fr2asbury · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh sure . . . she looks all "sugar and spice" but it's that "chemical X" that wasn't disclosed before the contest.

  10. Motivation... by DumbSwede · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is exactly the kind of thing that leads to the motivation for robots to build hoards of rampaging kill-bots.

  11. Pictures of the girl? by BlueEar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did she look something like this?

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    1. Re:Pictures of the girl? by bleckywelcky · · Score: 2, Funny

      UHHHH... Is that a man? A woman? Huh? I also found this picture:

      http://www.tazzie-colomb.com/gallery/Tazzie4001.jp g

      I'm scared, someone hold me please.

  12. Re:NPR Also Covered It by JVert · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bar-Cohen says he hopes the technology improves so that robotic arms can eventually compete against -- and beat -- world-champion arm wrestlers. The artificial muscles could lead to prosthetics and other devices, he says. But for now they will just be useless toys that are completly not newsworthy unless you make some sort of stupid contest thats not really a contest at all.

    God I hope /. repost's this one. This is the most exciting thing all week! This contracting material has been around for about 12 years now and has finally matured enough to lose to a girl in an arm wrestling match.

  13. Next on the list of things to do... by 3l1za · · Score: 4, Funny

    That robot is gonna need a beer.

  14. The Robots should aim lower by michaeldot · · Score: 5, Funny

    To win, the robots may need to choose weaker enemies.

    Perhaps they should take a cue from the RIAA and take on 12-year girls.

  15. Oh, and while we're being snide by Cantide · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The three robot teams are now trying to work out what went wrong."


    "You think this plug is important, Lou?"
    "Nah."

  16. robots vs. slashdot by _randy_64 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So the robots must have about the same physique and musculature of the average slashdot reader?

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    1. Re:robots vs. slashdot by kusanagi374 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not really... just a little bit more. I believe the geeks behind those robots decided they were good to go because all three robots were able to beat the "strongest" of 'em.

      You do know how strong the average geek is, right? Lifting nano circuits sure is hard work!

  17. This proves it further... by powerlinekid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Never arm wrestle a girl.

    If you win, you get made fun of for beating a girl.
    If you lose, you get made fun of for losing to a girl.

    In this case, you get:
    But at the time he thought it would take decades before the technology was ready to match humans. This first contest suggests he may have been right.

    Thats almost as bad.

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  18. This girl by bonch · · Score: 4, Funny

    This girl could probably beat all of us up. Fear her.

  19. Wrong article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Did you mean to post that comment in the article about the RIAA?

  20. You were warned... by kickabear · · Score: 5, Funny

    Skynet officials were quoted as saying, "yeah, but she's no Sarah Conner."

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  21. Number 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Humanity is 'saved', unless she is Number 6, the next generation Cylon...

  22. Re:Here's more about the girl by TekMonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow. That girl is every geek's dream. Advanced calculus...grr!

  23. Setback for BattleMechs by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    A 17-year-old girl has bested three robot arm wrestlers

    Been there. Welcome to the club, robots

    Doesn't bode well for BattleMechs, either.

    and they seemed so fierce in those novels!

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  24. Next time use high pressure hydraulics by melted · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next time use high pressure hydraulics, and crush this teenage girl's arm. That'll teach her.

  25. Researchers Baffled by Slayback · · Score: 2, Funny

    The researchers were baffled at this result. "They always beat us in the lab, so I don't understand how this could happen!"

  26. Intel StrongARM by Devil's+BSD · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obviously, the polymer muscles were not controlled with Intel's StrongARM processors. Hook an iPaq up, and THEN rematch!

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  27. What does this say about the scientist? by MindStalker · · Score: 4, Funny

    The scientist were apparently "suprised" at how easily their machines were beat. I'm sure they tested these machines before bringing them to this contest. What this basically means is that the scientist involved are bigger whimps than this girl.

  28. Just goes to show by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even with mechanical advantages, geeks are still wimps.

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  29. Re:Here's more about the girl by bigmike_f · · Score: 5, Funny

    I feel for all the nerds in her classes. I think girls in engineering is awesome... but they should have to take ugly pills. I still hate that one super hot girl in my CS classes. I know I could have gotten an A if I could stop looking at her.

  30. Armwrestling: national sport of slashdot... by elgatozorbas · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...putting the only well developed muscle to a good use.

  31. Be still my beating heart! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Holy Gods! She's gorgeous, bright, and can protect me from killer robots!

    1. Re:Be still my beating heart! by TheGuano · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now there's an anime job description if I've ever seen one.

  32. Re:robot girls... by Sir_Jeff · · Score: 1, Funny

    Robot: 00101110011001011010111101011011010110101011010101

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  33. Re:robot girls... by RsG · · Score: 3, Funny

    More importantly, where can I get these robot girls? And will they run linux?

    (just kidding - we all know that there's no such thing as a girl :-) )

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  34. I for one by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Welcome our wimpy, weak Robot Overlords.

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    1. Re:I for one by TheoMurpse · · Score: 5, Funny

      really really really welcome the coming of our 17 year old female overlords

  35. Re:Here's more about the girl by thunderbee · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you can't concentrate, you don't deserve an A ;-p

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  36. A Foregone Conclusion by Monthenor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yoshimi couldn't let those robots eat me. It'd be tragic if those evil robots win.

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  37. Re:robot girls... by andy_shepard · · Score: 4, Funny

    whatever happened to named?

    If you need DNS to resolve her name, she's probably a robot.

  38. Sounds Like Anime by romper · · Score: 4, Funny

    17-year-old girl, probably in a sailor suit, beating up robots. Yeah, I think I saw this one.

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  39. Re:Here's more about the girl by op12 · · Score: 4, Funny
    If you can't concentrate, you don't deserve an A ;-p
    And if you can concentrate, you don't deserve a hot girl ;-P
  40. Re:Reminds me of highschool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wouldn't you?

  41. Re:Here's more about the girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    hi, this is Panna Felson. Sounds like I have a lot of fans on Slashdot. ^__^ If any of you guys would like a powerful, groin-rippin' handjob, just post your email addresses here and I'll get back to ya'll! ;)

    Panna

  42. hum by c0p0n · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's a girl?

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  43. Re:Here's more about the girl by kloidster · · Score: 4, Funny

    I actually feel for her being in a room full of geeks (and now perhaps all of /.) having fantasies of her every time she's within a 10 foot radius (or perhaps when her pic is downloaded off the internet).

  44. Calculator watch!!!1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    *swoon*

  45. Re:I was a PhD researcher in this field by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So is there much of a demand for PhDs in arm wrestling? Since you work in finance, I guess not.

  46. Re:Here's more about the girl by Kris_J · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Female engineers become irresistible at the age of consent and remain that way until about thirty minutes after their clinical death. Longer if it's a warm day." -- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle
  47. Re:Here's more about the girl by clean_stoner · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, I was just thinking that I wish I had more hot chicks in my classes. It's pretty bad when you know the number of girls in your classes.

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  48. Now we know ... by Evil+Pete · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... why the terminator was so pissed off with Sarah Connor. Not a 900 lb weakling anymore lady.

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