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Aus. Gov't Considers Fines for Online Suicide Info

downundarob writes "The Australian federal government is once again showing its cluelessness regarding the workings of the Internet. The short article tells us how, under legislation to be introduced this week, corporations would be fined up to AU$500,000 and individuals AU$100,000 if they use the Internet to incite or promote suicide methods. In Australia it is illegal to commit, or attempt to commit suicide."

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  1. Step 1: Get eaten by dingoes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Step 2: Fines for slashdot.

    1. Re:Step 1: Get eaten by dingoes. by metricmusic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thats not funny. I just got fined for telling someone to FOAD.

      --
      http://www.livejournal.com/users/metricmusic
  2. Final solution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is great! Now we will end the scourge of suicide forever. Funny no-one thought of this before.

    1. Re:Final solution? by frankvl · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, at least suicide-related spam and pop-ups will finally disappear

    2. Re:Final solution? by aztracker1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I say we make suicide and attempted suicide death penalty offences.. that'll teach 'em.

      --
      Michael J. Ryan - tracker1.info
  3. Fines ? by mirko · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Some people actually want to commit suicide a quiet way. I had a deep depression last winter and actively looked for such info but could not find some.
    If I were to look again, I think I'd offer one $ more than the fine amount to the one who'd help me.

    --
    Trolling using another account since 2005.
    1. Re:Fines ? by rathehun · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I think you should seek some profesional help. While I realise that I am an anonyomous entity on one of the internets largest discussion sites and have no idea of your personal problems, I believe that there is no situation in which suicide is a good option.


      Please do get in touch with someone who can help, friends, family. If you feel comfortable revealing your address on /., then I'm sure that someone can direct you to a good psychiatrist in the area.

    2. Re:Fines ? by JPriest · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hi, I am from Australia, I am trying to pay someone to help me kill myself but the money is in an account in the US that I don't have access to. I will give you 10% to help me recover the money.

      --
      Saying Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
    3. Re:Fines ? by temojen · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I believe that there is no situation in which suicide is a good option.

      Suicide is a permanent solution to suffering, but it also stops love, joy, etc.

      The time when suicide is a good option is when you are absolutely sure the suffering is permanent and no amount of love or joy can mitigate it. Depression is not one of those times; depression is temporary. A painful, debilitating, degenerative, permanent medical condition may cause suicide to be a good option. Only the person herself can make that decision.

    4. Re:Fines ? by l-ascorbic · · Score: 2, Insightful
      A painful, debilitating, degenerative, permanent medical condition may cause suicide to be a good option

      Ah, so a condition such as depression then?

    5. Re:Fines ? by drsquare · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Suicide is a permanent solution to suffering, but it also stops love, joy, etc.

      People depressed enough to commit suicide generally don't have any love or joy in their lives, and no prospect of it. Depression isn't a temporary thing, it lasts for years, decades. When you've been completely miserable for years and years, without a single enjoyable memory or anything to look forward to, no friends, no relationships, no ambitions or expectations, then you can make an intelligent prediction that your life is never going to get better, or if it is going to get better, it would be so far in the future that living out the remaining misery in between isn't worth it.

      In such a situtation, suicide is generally the intelligent option. It's not temporary, it's not a passing ailment like the flu or a broken limb, it's permanent. You're probably one of those people who hasn't been depressed, or who has been depressed for only a few months, or took some tablets and got over it, in which case you would find it hard to believe that some people's entire lives have been completely horrible.

      Personally I've been depressed for the last 5 years, but I haven't killed myself yet. I've enough opportunity for change in my life that there's a decent prospect that my life could change for the better. It might do or it might not. At any rate, I'll give it another 5 years, and if the situation hasn't improved, then suicide will be the only available option.

      Of course this plan goes down the shitter if it turn's out there's reincarnation and I have to go through it all again, or there's some malevolent god who sends people to hell for eternal torment if they commit suicide.

    6. Re:Fines ? by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2, Informative

      Emotions aren't rational, they're chemical. As immensely stupid as it might sound, if you're not eating properly, sleeping well, and getting exercise, that might be a good place to start.

      You should probably mention your feelings to a therapist. The social stigma regarding mental illness is horrible, but you shouldn't let that stop you if you're not happy and you think something's wrong. They can also help with permanent chemical imbalances which are part of clinical depression.

      It's hard to make that first step.

    7. Re:Fines ? by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 4, Insightful
      No. The selfish act is telling people that suicide is wrong. The selfish act is those that wish to live placing their feelings over the terrible suffering of those that wish to die.

      The reason why religions classify suicide as a terrible sin is quite different. The religions that survive today are those that do best at promoting their own survival. This is why religions try to take control over the sex lives and deaths of their believers. They wish to control sex because they want to ensure that sex serves one purpose - increasing the flock, and they wish to control death because they need to ensure that any death results in the recruitment of more followers eg. martyrdom rather than quiet suicide.

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      Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
    8. Re:Fines ? by rossifer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They wish to control sex because they want to ensure that sex serves one purpose - increasing the flock

      Ah, but sex does so much more than that for those religions that put controls on it. If the religious-based morals surrounding sex are broken (and they are usually impossible not to break, i.e. Matthew 5:28), they provide a massive supply of guilt, which disempowers that person (I'm so worthless, I can't even control my biologically driven thoughts), empowering the religion and the religion's leaders.

      The argument that sex is just for procreation is simply one part of those religous rules surrounding sex that help to control the flock.

      Regards,
      Ross

  4. deterrant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    they should instate the death penalty for suicides. that should have a deterrant effect.

    1. Re:deterrant by LarsWestergren · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The opposite of the evil situation where people who have recieved the death penalty are prevented from commiting suicide, because only the state gets to decide time and means of death of the person. The ultimate in fascist control. "You are a thing. We control you totally, life and death".

      My own opinion is that people should have the right to decide what to do with their own lives, and that includes deciding how to die.

      However, I still find suicide to be the ultimately selfish act. I was on a ski trip a few years back. One guy who came along (aquaintance of an aquaintance) talked a lot about having been depressed and still occasionally considering suicide. His closest friend on the trip said "Ok, but you will leave your children without a father, and emotionally devastated. Also consider what an example you are setting for them. You will show them that suicide is an acceptable situation when they are depressed. Consider that first."

      The guy became very silent after that. I felt sorry for him of course. While true, the guilt might have been another emotional burden for him.

      --

      Being bitter is drinking poison and hoping someone else will die

    2. Re:deterrant by Knuckles · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That would be a penalty for murder then, not suicide

      --
      "When I first heard Daydream Nation it quite frankly scared the living shit out of me." -- Matthew Stearns
  5. teenagers.. by Renraku · · Score: 2, Funny

    This just in..

    High school girl arrested for telling her boyfriend to 'drink bleach and die'

    If this were Fark, we'd need an 'Aussie' tag.

    --
    Job? I don't have time to get a job! Who will sit around and bitch about being broke and unemployed then?
    1. Re:teenagers.. by rush22 · · Score: 3, Informative

      If this were Fark...

      Hmmm... Let's see:

      "Wacky News?" check.
      Flamebait headline?... check.
      Single link to short article?... check.
      Trolling?... check.

      ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. This is ironic by pHatidic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    seeing as the Internet is a major contributing factor to depression and suicide nowadays.

  7. Find A Taller Building by darth_silliarse · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Imagine being fined committing suicide. Give you more incentive to jump wouldn't it?

    --
    I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born - Ronald Reagan
    1. Re:Find A Taller Building by Big+Nothing · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born - Ronald Reagan

      I've noticed that everyone who is for death penalty has not been executed - me.

      --
      SIG: TAKE OFF EVERY 'CAPTAIN'!!
    2. Re:Find A Taller Building by AgentPhunk · · Score: 2, Funny
      I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born - Ronald Reagan

      "Ever notice that the people that are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck anyway?" --George Carlin

      (Yeah, OT I know, but I couldn't resist.)

  8. Never take for granted the rights.... by PxM · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... the First Amendmentment gives us. As much as I despise some the the conservative laws in the US, I'm still proud of the fact that we support freedom of speech in some of the most extreme cases.

    In Australia it is illegal to commit, or attempt to commit suicide.
    Suicide and sedition: the only crimes where those who suceed aren't prosecuted.

    --
    Free iPod? Try a free Mac Mini
    Or a free Nintendo DS, GC, PS2, Xbox
    Wired article as proof

  9. objectionable material definition by Engineer+Andy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Governments everywhere legislate what is and what is not objectionable material. This is just part of australia saying that this is material that they do not want published in australian websites. Your views may differ as to whether it is right to or not, but it is not unreasonable for governments to object to sites showing how to do illegal things.

    Different in terms of why it is objectionable, but the same reasons lie behind why governments legislate against kiddy pr0n, pull down sites with bomb making instructions, incitements for hatred (in many countries).

    --
    "And we have seen and do testify that the Father sent the Son to be the Savior of the World" 1 John 4:14
  10. Australians Have a Viable Income Source.... by yuriismaster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They can sue http://livejournal.com/, hosting the most suicidal entries known to man.

    "Justice Minister Chris Ellison says the laws ... will not hinder free speech"

    Well I'm sorry, but I don't think you can take down a site that says "Life sucks, kill yourself" without violating free speech.

  11. Rich coming from Australia by Intocabile · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...now where's something poisonous when you need it.

  12. Good thing Maddox doesn't live in AU by SumDog · · Score: 3, Funny

    Good thing Maddox doesn't live in Australia. Afterall, I think his sucicide ideas are the best:

    How to kill yourself like a man

  13. Suicide jokes by adepali · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Before posting any more 'funny' jokes, try reading the article first: The law is about those inciting or promoting suicide, not those committing it. It also sounds perfectly sensible to me, why should any psycho be free to push desperate people kill themselves in the name of free speech? Depression needs careful approach and support, not some idiot advising you to suicide.

  14. Re:Suicide illegality rationalization by zyridium · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The biggest issue is actually assisting suicide, which, unlike suicide itself, can be a repeat offence!

  15. Looks like Microsoft is in trouble! by Red+Pointy+Tail · · Score: 5, Funny
  16. Goofy by Dirtside · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In Australia it is illegal to commit, or attempt to commit suicide.
    This is true in most U.S. states, too. And it always struck me as goofy. What are you going to do to me if I commit suicide, huh?
    --
    "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
    1. Re:Goofy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Make it so your family cant claim life insurance for your death, thats what.

  17. Illegal to succeed at suicide? by vyrus128 · · Score: 4, Funny
    "... illegal to commit, or attempt to commit, suicide."

    I can see it now...

    Police: "We know you're in there! Come out with your hands in the air!"
    Body: <doesn't move>
    Police: "Just because you're dead, don't think the law doesn't apply to you!"
  18. respect their decision. by applegoddess · · Score: 5, Insightful

    argh, why can't people leave others alone? If they feel miserable enough to consider suicide, then respect their decision. you don't always know the whole story behind it, so just automatically saying "oh dont kill yourself, get professional help" goes in one ear and out the other. Seriously, I just ignore the default-talking-out-of-suicide talks because they're unbelievably redundant and irritating. Save yourself the trouble.

    When I go through my suicidal phases, what helps most is talking to close friends who have dealt with similar issues, especially if they listen to you ranting (which really feels good). Not $random_person telling me it's a bad idea, blah blah.

    Sorry for ranting.

  19. Re:Now I'm screwed by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Informative

    Die! Die! Die! is part of lyrics of a song. Or so the denfence claims.

    (Metalica before they became obvious money grubing pussies)

  20. Been there, tried that by mlmitton · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I've long battled depression, and have tried to committ suicide. I can tell you that the information I found on the Internet made me feel far more comfortable with the prospects of killing myself. I knew enough to know that a gun to the head could leave you alive and a vegetable. I knew that slitting your wrists was very difficult, with a good chance that you'd slice tendons and ruin your hand. I knew that OTC medicines are very difficult--you throw up or fall asleep long before you can ingest a lethal dose.

    What I didn't know is what methods would assuredly kill me. Or, if they wouldn't necessarily kill me, leave me without lasting harm. The Internet told me. There are all kinds of websites out there talking about the various suicide methods, with recommendations. You can easily order Final Exit, or even find the text online.

    Moreover, the Internet provides knowledge for where to obtain lethal substances, and substances that put you in a state making it easier to kill yourself.

    I am quite confident that I would never have attempted suicide if I didn't have access to the Internet. The method I chose would not have even occurred to me if I hadn't read about it online. Indeed, it was the most recommended method on the net, and I wouldn't have thought it.

    So I think it's obvious that the Internet lowers the bar to committing suicide.

    But that said, it's ridiculous to consider sensoring this information. There are the obvious free speech issues which I'm sure other people here will discuss. What I want to note, however, is that for me, research suicide options was also therapeutic. People think how terrible it is that someone would contemplate suicide, but they don't realize how much thinking about it can relieve the pain that you're in. I could lose all control of my thought processes, spiarling downward, but when I started imagining shooting myself, I felt *better*. In this way, the research I did on suicide was also soothing. Instead of curling up in a ball on the floor, I could focus my mind on this subject, and this subject alone, and I would calm down and feel relief.

    So it's a two-edged sword. The knowledge I gained on the Internet did enable my attempt. But being able to research that material made me feel better, better than I would have otherwise.

    Final disclaimer: All happy people are more or less the same, but all depressed people are depressed in their own way. So this is my experience only. (Yes, I've been doing well for some time--thanks for asking!)

    --
    "My girlfriend's got sodium laureth sulfate hair."
    1. Re:Been there, tried that by Saib0t · · Score: 2, Informative
      The bad things:
      - Slicing wrists: damage to tendons
      - Slicing the veins in armpit: takes ages to drain the blood and it's really freaky to see that blood gushing out of you...
      - medicines: risks of overdose or not high enough dose, plus the potential to really damage something if you survive...
      - plastic bag: uncomfortable, takes AGES, plus you look like an idiot...
      - hanging: asphixy is not a way I'd like to die of...
      - bullets: if you can get hold of a gun (not necessarily easy outside the US), let's get real here, the chances of not dying after blowing your brains are small, besides if you're left in a vegetative state, what do you care, your real self,the thinking one, will be gone (which is what we're after)... Then again, plugging that trigger can be extremely difficult...

      The best option I found so far is hydrogen cyanide.

      The good thing about it is a gas and thus you only have to breathe it, that it is lethal at low doses, that you pass out nearly instantly (in some seconds) and if you somehow manage to fail, there are no consequences as it doesn't damage your brain, lungs, liver or anything else. Should be pretty pleasant, if you can get hold of it, but that's seemingly not easy. Otherwise it can be synthesized with ammonia and methane, but I've yet to figure out exactly how (building a flat bed reactor with Platinum-Rhodium catalyst sure doesn't look easy)

      Finding a sure, painless method is not easy, and reading suicide HOWTOs on the net is more a deterent than anything else. The methods these sites claim to be good are often cryptic, and there seems to be an emphasis on the ones that are not a Good Idea(TM).

      The other bad idea about suicide is that if you somehow fail (which is more common than being "successful"), others will look at you as if you have the black plague, AIDS and an extra leg...

      Just consider life an interesting experiment, since you don't care anyway...

      --

      One shall speak only if what one has to say is more beautiful than silence
  21. Re:Is it illegal to do it via spoken word? by kaptink · · Score: 3, Funny

    yes, the politicians finaly got sick of being told to drop dead so they legistlated against it.

    --
    Those who can, do. Those who cannot, sue.
  22. If you need ideas on how... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you need ideas on how to kill yourself, then you don't really want to die. As a Roman Empire era judge said to someone convicted of the capital crime of being a Christian because he refused to deny he was one, "I have better things to do than help you commit suicide. Are there not cliffs enough in the world for you to do that without me?" (paraphrased)

  23. has this even passed yet? by DarkTempes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "The short article tells us how, under legislation to be introduced this week"

    that says to me that it's just legislation that will be introduced and hasn't become a law yet.

    not that i claim any familiarity with the australian system of government, but here in the states when new legislation is introduced it's not that amazing, it's if it passes in the house and senate and passes the president's veto power that it becomes law...
    can anyone shed further light?

  24. If Trying to Kill Yourself is Illegal There by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Funny
    Why is Steve Irwin still a free man?

    And if there's one thing that guy's taught us, it's that Australia is full of critters that will happily kill you if you just piss them off a little. It's probably much easier to kill yourself off there than it is here in the states (Although we also have our share of poisonous nasties.) Most of the methods you can find on the internet are much more pedestrian than "Walk down to the local river, get a drink and be eaten by a crocodile." Now THAT's a great way to go, eh? Just make sure it gets you by the head and not by a leg or something...

    --

    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:If Trying to Kill Yourself is Illegal There by stor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Walk down to the local river, get a drink and be eaten by a crocodile." Now THAT's a great way to go, eh? Just make sure it gets you by the head and not by a leg or something...

      I doubt you'll be given a choice in the matter.

      Cheers
      Stor

      --
      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
  25. not clueless... by nilbog · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Australia is not clueless about how the internet works. Clueless would be to pass a law banning such content, a law they could never possibly enforce.

    They are just saying their citizens and coporations should not be promoting the material. It is not a difficult law to enforce. If company X is selling pills to kill yourself with, and providing instructions on how to use them, Australia will fine them.

    --
    or else!
  26. details by mirko · · Score: 3, Informative

    Given the replies and personal email I got, I wanted to specify something :

    I wrote "I had" becase it's over.
    I'm cured.
    I was having a bad time: I lost a job which I actually hated, and I also considered changing my life.

    I then had the following strategy : Waiting until the temperature would fall below -10C and sleep naked in my balcony.
    The cold came... but too late.

    I did not want to end it abruptly because I am married with a delicious woman and I wanted it to look like an accident.

    Finally, I decided to perform my auto-therapy.
    I am creative, you might not lik what I do but I have fun doin it.

    I recorded a rock album which is described here and available (for free) here.

    My advice ?
    Spit the anger and the fear. You'll end fearless, stronger and alive !
    God bless you.

    --
    Trolling using another account since 2005.
    1. Re:details by anethema · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My sister killed herself last year (almost to the day).

      If she wasnt already dead I'd kill her for the pain and suffering she has cause me and especially my parents (and of course the rest of the family)

      Suicide is never an option, unless maybe you are some hermit who no one loves. Nothing would be worth doing that to your wife. It would ruin her life forever.

      I realize you're cured but you dont really seem to grasp how much it affects the people around you.

      My parents are fucked up, my grades have gone to shit, and the whole family seems to just be permanently melancholie.

      My advice to anyone contemplating suicide..DONT. Nothing is worth ruining the lives of your loved ones.

      --


      It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
    2. Re:details by myowntrueself · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "My advice to anyone contemplating suicide..DONT. Nothing is worth ruining the lives of your loved ones."

      Yes, thats exactly the sort of moral blackmail that holds our society together.

      --
      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    3. Re:details by 1lus10n · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Saying that there is no reason for that person to commit suicide without living that persons life is pretty selfish too. Regardless of the morality of the situation all opinions regarging the action are selfish. The parents post reeks of selfishness. Blaming every problem that he/she can on someone else's action without truly understanding the motivation.

      Telling somebody who is unhappy to go on living to make you or someone else happy is similar to telling someone to do something to benefit you but not them. Sometimes life just isnt worth living. Not everyone wants to be a cube-whore who has no life a mortgage 2.3 kids and an overpriced house in suburbia. Thats hard for some people to understand because they enjoy that life. Not everyone is the same.

      --
      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
    4. Re:details by drsquare · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So you're saying that you should live a life of constant misery so your selfish relatives can have a better life? I notice in your entire post you don't once mention the suffering your sister went through before she killed herself. Did you even consider that? Or are you more concerned with your own well-being?

      It seems your family weren't there for her when she was alive, but now you're criticising her? You're saying that she should stay alive and suffer for your sake, but you don't have to do anything for her sake? Family-relationships work two ways, not just one.

      If you hate her so much you'd kill her, why are you so bothered whether she's alive or not? Did you like her at all? If so, why are you more concerned with your own recent suffering rather than the suffering she was going through which caused it all in the first place?

    5. Re:details by anethema · · Score: 5, Informative

      You fill find this pretty hard to believe, but our family was as close to a perfect family I've seen I think. I'm sure there are better but it doesnt get that much better.

      Upper middle class family, dad started his own company, but by the time my sister was around he was home a lot.

      No abuse, parents rarely fought..When I was growing up we were pretty poor (company just getting started and all) but when my sister was growing up we were decently well off.

      My dad's side of the family is european, and all had very strong family values...

      Parents seem to believe in god, but not enough to go to church, and never preached it to us, letting us make our own decision when we got old enough (me and her both decided it was a lot of hooey).

      My parents every other year save up all year and take me and my sister on a trip to mexico. Sometimes every year if the money is good enough.

      Not sure really how our family life could have been improved. Everyone i see around me has divorced parents, dysfunctinal relationships with the parents they do have...etc

      I had a good relationship with her, but I moved out early because I love living on my own.

      The sad thing is, because of the strong family values and that my sister had a good personality and everyone liked her..if she would have let on the tinyest bit that she was suicidal, anyone in the family would have done ANYTHING to stop this from happening. Myself included.

      She left no note or indication of why she did it. She blocked me on msn that night, i assume so i wouldnt see her name she put "fuck you all, i'm gonna say goodbye" or something along those lines.

      She has some really shitty drug addict freinds, i assume that couldnt have helped. The tox report came back negative for everything except a little bit of alcohol.

      Either way, all of that beeing said..I am angry at her, but i still love her. I came off sounding madder at her than i am. Just trying to convince the grandgrandparent that suicide was a stupid thing to do because of the consequences it has for everyone.

      Maybe she did have her reasons to die, but they werent worth the misery they caused.

      A lot of people thus far have called me selfish etc, but i cant imagine what would be more selfish than what my sister did. I'm thinking of the welfare of my entire family. Now my parents marriage is on the rocks, my grades have gone to shit, and the rest of the family is totally depressed (all like i said before).

      I think it must have been illness, but she didnt display any of the signs. She didnt get happier towards the end like some do, she didnt look super depressed. She had a low self image, like most teen girls...but none of this seems like suicide material to me...I guess it must have been illness.

      Ah too much typing, just trying to get across to you that our family life was really great, and i dont have a single regret about my childhood. My sister was more spoiled than I was i guess because we had more money, maybe that contributed.

      And its okay dont bother sparing my feelings, I'm near impossible to offend.

      --


      It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
    6. Re:details by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And its okay dont bother sparing my feelings, I'm near impossible to offend.

      Well, I'm not sure I should say anything. I'm sorry about your sister. I don't know you, but I'm sorry.

      Anyway, as a guy who once counted it and it turned out around 10 girls had cried on my shoulder that fall (only two of wich were my fault, I'd swear they were telling each other to come to me to cry...), I had this thought:

      No abuse

      How would you know?

      No offense, but, I was the only person, aside from the victim and the abuser, who knew for one of my exs. Her brother didn't know, and he was usually in the next room when it happened.

      A lot of abuse leaves no visible mark, and shames the person so much they'll never tell anyone. Sigh, in some cases, I wished they hand't told me. Empathy has it's downsides.

      I have a friend... I know something happened to her when she was small. I've been avoiding learning what. It was sexual, and it was a grown man who did it, I'm sure, but I'm trying not to learn the details... and she's told a shrink, I belive, so I can avoid it with a clear conscience.

      Maybe you're right though, maybe it was just a chemical imbalance, maybe it was love, maybe maybe maybe. The point of killing yourself is to put an end to your suffering, not to share it (though obviously she gave you new suffering).

      Parents seem to believe in god, but not enough to go to church, and never preached it to us, letting us make our own decision when we got old enough (me and her both decided it was a lot of hooey).

      Me too, but it helps to think that maybe she's with Jesus and was able to help her feel better. I'd like it if it was the case.

      Again, sorry buddy.
      I hope you get to spare someone else's family by letting people know what happens to those who care for them after they leave.

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

  27. Responsiblity by hetkp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Great idea. Because of the amazing way the internet works (information only the learned nerds trully understand,) no one needs to take any responsibility for anything on the net. Great thinking here guys. As for whether death is a good way to solve unhappiness? I guess the happy and unhappy would have different views on this so I'm not sticking my nose into this one, suffice it to say that if the Australian's are happy with a law stating suicide is illegal, then this legislation is nothing more but a natural extension to that law. For those of you less learned in ways of lands beyond the US. There is no automatic guarantee of freedom of speech in Australia (much like Britain.) As such, discussion about the benefits and pitfalls of freedom of speech is best reserved for elsewhere.

  28. Re:Suicide illegality rationalization by Meetch · · Score: 2, Funny
    As far as WTF australia is thinking, they have consistantly not gotten it when it comes to the internet ...

    First consider that (maybe I am being a bit simplistic here) federal legislation starts with the government. Then look at this picture. Then consider that the federal leader is the short guy left of the middle up the front. Yes, the funny-looking one who doesn't quite qualify to enter a serious baldness contest. Yes, he's the captain of the team pictured.

    Would you expect anything different?

  29. Suicide is not illegal in Australia by jaani · · Score: 5, Informative
    From the story ouline:
    In Australia it is illegal to commit, or attempt to commit suicide.
    This is incorrect. In the statutes governing criminal offences in each of the six states and two territories of Australia, it is - to my knowledge - not illegal to commit or attempt to commit suicide. Though it was once illegal in some jurisdictions, such laws were repealed well over half a century ago (mostly on the basis of policy roughly informed by the libertarian doctrines other users here seem to be espousing). See, for example, the Crimes Act 1958 (Vic), which provides, inter alia:
    6A. Suicide no longer a crime

    The rule of law whereby it is a crime for a
    person to commit or to attempt to commit
    suicide is hereby abrogated.
    So while it might be fun to poke fun at the frequently conservative and sometimes ridiculous legislators of our respective countries, please do some basic fact-checking first. (For reference, all Australian Commonwealth [ie, Federal] and State legislation can be found at: http://www.austlii.edu.au/). Then again, this is Slashdot... :-)
  30. Suicide is legal in Australia by HelloNewman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Timothy says "In Australia it is illegal to commit, or attempt to commit suicide." Not true. Sure we'd try to stop you, like all civilised cultures. But if you don't succeed, it's not an offence - just sad. IMHO, Australia has more freedom than America to live our life as we choose. We don't have to act as christians just to fit in with the majority.

  31. Typo? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2, Funny

    please dont assume what our politicians are thinking

    I presume you meant "please don't assume that our politicians are thinking"...

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  32. Laws and "A Practical Guide to Suicide".... by AKosygin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well for those of you whom are morbidly interested you can go here.

    Someone sent the link to me a while back, interesting read.

    Also, it is interesting to note that in Japan, if you commit suicide using the "jump in front of commuter train" method, your FAMILY gets the fines if you succeed (and you do if you fail). The fines consists of the clean up costs, any property damages you cause, and some amount to cover "the inconvience to other commuters" fine on top of it. This apparently works fairly well in Japan, but then it is the "shame" it bring to the family (the Asian "face" thing, western equvilant might be "honor"), and that is a cultural thing which makes potential "jumpers" think twice.

    Also...... In the United States, suicide is legal ONLY in Oregon. All other states prohibit such a thing either specifically via a Law or indirectly with some other statue prohibiting another thing that leads to suicide. Interesting read here.

    In the United Kingdoms, it is not illegal to commit suicide on your own by the Suicide Act of 1961, but you may not aid someone else.

    The discussion about suicides and ethanasia has been discussed to death in my philosphy class, so I will not go in to the moral details/discussions of it.

    And finally, the obligatory Wikipedia link about Suicide and Euthanasia.

    For those wondering why I look these things up, I work at a mortuary, these things are not uncommon.

  33. It is NOT illegal to commit suicide in Australia by verus+vorago · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... and it is only illegal to attempt suicide in one jurisdiction (of reltively small population - around 200 000)

    from http://www.aic.gov.au/publications/tandi/ti52.pdf

    "In all jurisdictions, suicide is no longer a crime and, except in the Northern Territory, the crime of attempted suicide has also been abolished. It is, however, still an offence for a person to assist another person to commit suicide or to attempt to commit suicide"

  34. Oh piss off by goldcd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I really loathe laws that are to 'protect the vulnerable - not me you understand'.
    People objecting to pornography, violence on TV. Sex education in schools etc etc. It's always to protect other people from corruption. Who are these mythical people, with cheese for brains? Nobody ever demands it's removal to protect themselves.
    "Think of the children" blah blah

  35. uh... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you've gotten a few of those talks through your life, maybe you do have a problem. Your average person doesn't get those kind of talks, ever. Your average person also doesn't burden their friends with those kind of things. And your average person doesn't have "suicidal phases". Consider keeping a log of how often you feel frustrated with life and want to end it all. You might discover that you're spending 25% of your life being seriously depressed. Even if you don't kill yourself, that's the kind of thing that can interfere with school, career, relationships, and pretty much anything in your life.

    Of course, it's one thing to be depressed or despondant because something happened (death of spouse or child), but it's another to be depressed for no reason. Depressed people might say, "I'm depressed because my life sucks." It could be that their life sucks because they're depressed a lot of the time and don't get any of the things done that usually give people satisfaction (e.g., success in work, school, relationships).

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  36. It's not about ideas by gilesjuk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These sites aren't about ideas, these bring together people who have suicidal thoughts. They discuss these thoughts and it can eventually develop into a group suicide.

    People with suicidal thoughts need to speak to someone who can show them the good things in their life and can help them solve all their problems, they don't need to be speaking to someone who talks them into it.

  37. Re:HELP..... by B747SP · · Score: 2, Informative
    will my daughters name make her the butt of loads of dingo jokes? is azaria a taboo name? it's going to be tough for her moving to another country without having to deal with that shit.

    I dunno. It was a big big big news event when I was growing up (I was a kid then, in junior high school). If she was in my age group, I'd say she would have copped hell at school. Australian kids (no, wait, all kids!!) in her age group weren't even born then, so chances are that they'd no more know the significance of 'Azaria' than they would know about vinyl records.

    Mind you, kids can be evil little feckers, you can bet your bottom dollar that one or two will figure it out. I'd hazard a small wager that it won't be wholesale teasing though.

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  38. In Brazil... by glgraca · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...the media does not put out stories about suicide because apparently it gives ideas to people with depression. There is no legislation, it is just an industry agreement.

  39. Re:my condolences on your loss... by carlmenezes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Have some respect for others if you want others to respect you.

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  40. From a Bi-Polar (Giving up Points!) by ImaLamer · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I'm now 24 and have suffered with Bipolar Disorder (Rapid Cycling, or Ultra-Ultra-Rapid Cycling Bipolar according to this page) since I was about 13 or 14 and officially diagnosed at 16 years old. As a consequence of my illness, which includes episodes of depression, I dropped out of school and seriously messed up.

    I lost all of my friends and ruined relationships I thought would, and might have, lasted forever and have pretty much retreated from the world. For about two years I went through a severe depressed episode, the whole time almost getting help here and there. I truely thought all things were lost and started to slowly kill myself with any type of controlled substance I could get my hands on.

    Ok, that was a severe exaggeration, but I was binging on everything. I started to do stupid (fun) things that would later set me up for a lot of trouble until something changed. I didn't get help, I just had a conversion. It happened to be a religious conversion but it wasn't religion that saved me. Well, I went through three religions before I settled on one I liked and incorporated everything else I learned.

    During all of this I realized on the side that I was going to face bad days. I was going to be depressed and that my life wasn't going to end up the way I had always dreamed (which is a understatement-I barely function). But you know, I realized that hurting everyone else was pretty petty considering if I waited it out I would feel better some day. My chance of feeling like that forever was zero; so why not just say "Fuck it" and move on?

    Not only is suicide the worst way to treat depression it is never the answer to any problem. Drugs, crime, shame, anything.... it's happened to someone before, lots of people. Some of them made it out. Shit, even if you are on crack - smoke that and say fuck it and live. You won't get a chance to do it again. I'm not even going to get on a high horse and tell you to quit the pipe - that is something to live for, it's a start.

    I'll feel like no one if you don't mod this up, of course. And if you have any empathy and would like to help my situation support mental health parity in the insurance industry (which would help afflicted minors in the transition to adulthood). Please also oppose cuts to the nations Medicaid system at a time when it's imperative it reach out more to mentally ill citizens.
  41. Re:HELP..... by iainl · · Score: 2, Informative

    I may not be Australian, but my first thought wasn't anything to do with dingos, but why you named your daughter after the brilliant Hank Azaria (the voice of Moe/Apu/Chief Wiggum etc. in The Simpsons, Phoebe's boyfriend David in Friends and so on).

    So I'm weird, ok?

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  42. Re:*nods* by wasabii · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Either way, it does pass. Or, it can be fixed.

  43. Résumé by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Résumé"

    Razors pain you;
    Rivers are damp;
    Acids stain you;
    And drugs cause cramp.
    Guns aren't lawful;
    Nooses give;
    Gas smell awful;
    You might as well live.

    --Dorothy Parker, 1926.

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  44. Japanese suicide clubs by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 2, Insightful


    I wonder how much of this action in AU is related to JP suicide clubs?

    "In Japan, the internet has been blamed for a spate of group suicides which appear to have been arranged in online chat rooms."

    It appears that often the people facilitating these suicides are in fact sadists, who have no intention themselves of carrying through a suicide, but instead derive perverse pleasure from being instrumental in the death of another. If a similar phenomenon exists in AU, it would give the authorities an opportunity to intervene--and based on the text of TFA, this appears closer to their intent.

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  45. Re:HELP..... by Stepping+Razor · · Score: 2, Informative

    ..not forgetting the blue rajah, master of cutlery. (mystery men).

  46. Lawyer / client conferances by baomike · · Score: 2, Funny

    The lawyer/client conferances must be some thing to see , when someone gets charged with committing suicide.

  47. Morbid curiosity by iamacat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In Australia it is illegal to commit, or attempt to commit suicide.

    Would some ausie enlighten me on how the former crime is prosecuted. Do they have special coffins with metal bars or something?

  48. Illegal??? by benna74 · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is NOT illegal in Australia to attempt/commit suicide (Believe me, I would know.). I believe what the government(However misguided) is trying to do is stem the tragic suicide of young people in mostly our country areas, where suicide is the major cause of death (after car accidents) for males between the ages of 18 and 25. Yes it is silly legislation, you dont need the internet to work out how to kill yourself. BJ

  49. Death Penalty by DickBreath · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Australia it is illegal to commit, or attempt to commit suicide

    So is it a capital offense to attempt to commit suicide? Does such an attempt automatically get you the death penalty?

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  50. On a serious note: by DarthVain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am rarely serious on here but here it goes:
    Just two things.

    1) Just recently, I think it was in Canada (not 100%), where a man informed his friends, family and police that he was going to commit suicide. This was partially a protest or way of promoting euthenseia (spelling whatever). Anyway what it came down to is that he had terminal cancer. Was going to die anyway. For sure. Very painfully. He decided to kill himself as he still had the option to. If he let himself decline due to cancer he would be fucked as at somepoint he would no longer be able to do it on his own, and (at least in this country, probably most) it would be illegel for his doctor to help him in this way. From what I read his friends/family were not thrilled with the decision, but understood, and respected that decision.

    2) That said I read most of the big posts, and everyone seems to be arguing if depressed if suicide should be promoted (or help available out there to who wants it)... I think that is silly. What if you were dying from a terminal illness? That is extreemly painfull, and takes its sweet time. (Not to get into the whole euthenasia discussion) Assuming it is illegal for a doctor or someone to help you commit suicide, I think I would like to see what options would be available to me. Granted this is a very last resort and not to be taken lightly.

    I think this comes down to two principles: one is the fact that death is so final. Like capital punishment mistakes can be made, and there is no recourse. The other is the fact of coupibility (again with the spelling). Basically if someone is depressed or mentaly not there, are they capable of making these decisions for themselves. While someone could also make a very logical valid arguement to end ones life due to pain and suffering. You could also argue that someone under that kind of duress is unable to think in clear and concise terms.

    Anyway it is really silly to make suicide illegal that is just dumb (it may be the case in Canada as well I am not sure). I also think that censoring informaion on how to do it painlessly or quickly or whatever is also silly. I can understand that you do not want to promote it or make it an easy choice for someone, but there is still a vaild use or need for it out there. I think the smartest thing to do would be to consult with your doctor, but because of various laws and perhaps ethics, doctors may feel obligated to prevent you, inform authorities, etc.. so who knows.

    Anyway it goes beyond saying that it is a more complex problem than saying suicide is bad and information about it should be banned.

    Of course after all this I didn't RTFA so it may be saying that information like that should only be controlled by certain groups like doctors and such....

    I would just like to think that if I was in a situation of terminal painful death suffering, with basically no life before the end anyway. That I might be able to find help to end it mercifully would be nice. My body my choice kind of thing... pro-choice I guess. Mind you I think evaluation and discussion would be needed with doctor, friends/family etc...

    What a horrible discussion topic eh? Needed, but horrible just the same.

    And yes ok maybe I lied about there being just 2 things...

    Anyway that is my thoughts.

  51. A Joke by Le+Marteau · · Score: 2, Funny

    "If you're not [particular Christian denomination or sect], you're going to hell."

    I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. so I ran over and said "stop! don't do it!"

    "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" He said, "Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. - Emo Philips

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  52. selfish? by ethan0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course suicide is a selfish act. It is putting your own feelings of frustration, helplessness, or general lack of other options ahead of those who love you, care about you, want to help you, and generally want you to stay alive.

    And of course telling someone that they should not commit suicide is selfish. It puts your own desire that a person stay alive ahead of that person's feelings of frustration and unhappiness with life.

    I don't see either side as right or wrong, but both should consider the other side. The feelings of those who care about a person considering suicide should be a factor in their decision (but not the blanket "feelings" of an organization). Those feelings may be small in comparison to the prospect of carrying out the rest of a life that one considers to no longer have value. But a person making that decision has to understand that it does not just affect themself.