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date +%s Turning 1111111111
initsix writes "Break out your party hats. According to http://www.onlineconversion.com/unix_time.htm , Unix time is supposed reach 1111111111 on
Fri, 18 Mar 2005 01:58:31 GMT
That's only 1036372537 seconds from 2^31 (ie Tue, 19 Jan 2038 03:14:08 GMT)!!"
I'll wait until it goes back to 0000000000 til I celebrate.
I rate this a 000000000 on the geek scale.
Don't think Prince would know about Unix time, right?
Time to party like it's 1111111110!
OK, I know it's cool (and tonight), but how bored do you have to be to figure this out? (Then again, I had a Star Wars II countdown timer running for a while on my desktop...)
antipaucity
don't forget people you can see the following amazing sights on your home digital clock without modifications !!
11:11:11
01:01:01
00:00:00
12:34:56
please feel free to add your own
Quickly, set the Wayback machine for 11010101010!
If firefighters fight fire, and crimefighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
Wow! Dumbest Slashdot story ever!
Candlemakers report unseasonally high profits this quarter thanks to a very unusual birthday...
~Someday, I hope to be an aspiring author.
Just wait, Slashdot will be announcing the Google Cafeteria lunch menu in about an hour.
Yeah, this scares me.... has anyone actually looked into the Y2.038205K crisis?
Unich uses Unix time!!!!
__________ Leave me alone I'm compiling a RPG II program on my S/36...Thanks to metamucil I'm a Regular Meta Moderator
if I'm going to need a party hat.
"I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey
Is your unix system prepared for the 2^31 system bugs? If you are unsure, download our special program that will tell you if you need to hire some out-of-work Cobol programmer to update your Unix time clock.
I mod down so you can mod up. Your welcome.
displays 00:00:00
send it back!
every day http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
So is this true on all Unix-like systems? I just checked the OS X box i'm using at school, it is currently 1111084982 as I type this.
And do we get to sacrifice a virgin when the time comes? Or would sacrificing a non-virgin make more sense in this crowd? : )
I hereby nominate this as the ugliest headline and submission on Slashdot ever. And that's not even getting into the bizarre grammar of the submitter.
Finally a holiday for the rest of us!
Wear your propeller beanie and a t-shirt that says "Kiss Me I use Unix".
It will, just not on the computer you're using right now :-)
Actually, the Prince song is about the base 10 digit rollover, when 1999 ends and 2000 begins. So in the proper binary analogy, 10000000000 will be when party's over oops out of time, so we should party like its 1111111111.
I hereby lay claim to at least 00000100 of fdrake76's geek points, preferably in the form of Funny or Informative.
5) ?????????
6) PROFIT!!!!
Okay, I can't believe I posted that
-oh well,
om
------- Oh damn.... the Sigfile escaped... -Great OM
...it's 0x423a35c7, which isn't particularily meaningful.
Wake me up when it's 0x42424242 or something, okay?
Yaz.
It'll clash with the tinfoil.
I'm not good in groups. It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent. - Q
Stuff that matters? No.
1/2
1) Bored websurfer heads over to slashdot.
2) Bored websurfer notices another lame story on the frontpage.
3) Bored websurfer posts uninsightful comment about how lame story submissions are produced.
4) Bored websurfer gets modded up as +1 Insightful.
5) Meta-reply gets modded up as +1 Funny or -1 Presumptious
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Soups
;-)
* Sweet Potato Jalapeno Bisque with corn
* Creamy Cauliflower Parmesan
Salads
* Warm Southern Chicken Salad tossed in a spicy buttermilk dressing with toasted pecans, corn, green onions and tomatoes
* Tortellini Primavera salad organic tortellini mixed with organic zucchini, yellow squash, tomato sweet peas, pesto vinaigrette
* Organic mixed greens
Entrees
* Grilled Petite New York Sirloins seasoned with Creole spices served with a Crescent City steak sauce and crispy organic onion rings
* Organic Tofu Mushroom Ragout domestic and wild mushrooms, vegetable stock, leeks and tomatoes
Sides
* Roasted Organic Red Potatoes seasoned with New Mexico Chile powder
* Steamed Organic Bluelake green beans
Desserts
* Baileys Irish Cream Cheesecake
* Vegan Chocolate Mousse
* Fresh Fruit
sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
are fake nerds. What is the word for that?
nauganerds
Demonstrant's Open Source Tools
The joke is dead. Let it go.
God's dead too ...
Nietzsche is dead.
fake nerds. What is the word for that?
I nominate "fnord"
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
nothing, because the world will end December 21, 2012
Thanks to file sharing, I purchase more CDs
Thanks to the RIAA, I buy them used...
Oh crap, an article about a pattern of all ones in a DECIMAL number? That's just too dumb for words. I am humbled.
I think that's when social security melts down
ntpdate ntps1-0.cs.tu-berlin.de
(Germany always seems to work best for me for some reason)
Account for your GMT offset and THEN watch the numbers turn.
Otherwise, you won't feel that disturbance in the force as 1000s of geeks go "Ahhhh"
If you felt that force 4 minutes before the turnover, it's just all those Astronomers going "Ahhhhh" because they converted to Sidereal Time.
people with way too much free time on their hands
;)
-- quoth the Slashdot poster.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
Well, if Moore's Law/Theory holds, then we can extrapolate what will happen. Let's say you get your time machine working before the end of this year. Easy enough, right? So you zap yourself into 2039. Since you built the machine, 34 years have passed, which means that somewhere around 23 "doublings" of computer performance-per-dollar have taken place. Computers are now 2^23 = 8,388,608 times more powerful than when you left. Therefore, not only have they become self aware and erased mankind from the Earth, but they have certainly also modified their software to no longer be susceptible to the Y2038 problem. They probably just added a 33rd bit to all their variables... or something. In any case, be absolutely certain to take an EMP burst generator with you. To be on the safe side, fire it off as soon as you arrive. They'll probably be waiting for you.
So is Paul
What?
-- Thou hast strayed far from the path of the Avatar.
Good thing we still have The King among us...
As far as I'm concerned, anyone with six digits in their ID is a high numbered poser. ;-P (Just kidding, Doc)
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
Did Netcraft confirm that?
Next party is for octal 11111111111 = decimal 1227133513 = Wed Nov 19 22:25:13 UTC 2008
Not much closer, but closer.
> I was wondering what happens in 2038?
In 2038, I will be 64 years old. I design and write all of my software explictly so that it will break (badly) in 2038. I hope all of my peers do so as well. Everybody who works for me does.
The plan is, about 2033, people will start going insane over the Y2038 problem. I will be able to leverage my experience as a Senior UNIX Systems Programmer with a core strength in C to grab all kinds of consulting money. Then, in 2037, I'll do some hard-code hacking (i.e. enter deep hack mode for about 6 months) for some really high-end clients (whoever has the most cash on hand), and throw a bunch of money in the bank.
This is really great, because I don't have a retirement plan, and I'm sure the old age pension will be bust by the time I'm 65. So, after having watched a bunch of COBOL/CICS/etc guys get rich in the late 90s, I want to do the same thing in my early sixties. The best part is, I watched the Y2K crap roll out, and I know how to play the management types that get stuck with clock problems... so I can suck them into weeks and weeks of meetings at huge consulting rates. Maybe I'll be able to bill $1000/hr by then!
Most programmers older than I will be long gone. Most programmers younger thank I won't be able to understand the problem, due to brain infestations of the of the Microsoft and Java variety.
There will be few old-sk00l UNIX hats running around. I will be one of them. Hopefully, by then, I will be able to grow a grey beard, so I can really look the part. My skills will be in supreme demand. I'll get rich off the problems I helped to create, and retire in comfort.
Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
...are belong to us
Nietcraft did.
#!/bin/bash
while [ $(date +%s) != 1111111111 ]
do
echo "Not Yet!"
done
echo "Unix Time"
date +%s
echo "on `date`"
echo "so we captured the history!"
Senthil
- Look, I came from the future - 2038!
- What are you, seen too much Terminator?
- No no, you don't understand. They sent me back to warn you people about the Y2038 bug and make you fix it NOW!
- Aren't we all supposed to be using 64 bit computers by then.
- No, well see that's the problem - we aren't. They made so much heat that the ice cap started melting so we had to go back to 32-bit.
- Now come on, how could you have managed to invent a time machine with 32-bit computers?!
- Well Google actually did, with a Lenovo PC farm.
Tyranny isn't the worst enemy of a democracy. Cynicism is.
We're actually partying on #1111111111 on irc.indymedia.org. Come join us!
Also, there's a counter set up here:
http://stevo32.no-ip.org/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi
Thanks,
Stephen Clement
s.clementmonkey@sympatico.ca, remove the 'monkey'.
b0x3n:~ 0wn0r$ date -r 1123581321
Tue Aug 9 04:55:21 CDT 2005
So what about then? Fibonacci time!
One one two three. Five, eureka!