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No Secret Plan at Google?

daltonlp writes "A number of smart folks have speculated that Google might leverage its computational resources to create some kind of massive online application delivery platform. Here's why they are probably wrong." One of more intelligent insights into Google, and it's pleasantly devoid of theories of Google taking over the world.

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  1. NOW I can have my coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can't do anythign until I have my google news of the day

    1. Re:NOW I can have my coffee by Ulric · · Score: 2, Funny

      And today's big news is that someone believes that Google are going to not do something.

    2. Re:NOW I can have my coffee by flumps · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... McScoogle? Sounds like some sort of Scottish clan

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  2. sound like Google is very successful by coolcold · · Score: 5, Funny

    people started to spreading FUD as to how Google would dominate the world.

    I for one welcome our Google overlord

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  3. No.. its can't be.. its... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    its... SKYNet!!!
    Whats wrong with my computer.. would I like to play a game? Global Themonuclear War?? No! Wait.. whats going on with...

    ~~~~^@^@@##$&@@@))^^^~~~ DISCONNECTED.

  4. Google taking over the world by FecesFlingingRhesus · · Score: 4, Funny



    pleasantly devoid of theories of Google taking over the world

    Damn they have infiltrated Slashdot now. Google I am on to you.

  5. Time travel by bigtallmofo · · Score: 5, Funny

    In anticipation of the day when Google does become evil and takes over the world and we all wish that we had a time machine so that we could go back to 2005 and stop Google while we still had the chance, I've been doing some searching for plans to build such a contraption.

    It seems those Google bastards have anticipated even this!

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    1. Re:Time travel by outofpaper · · Score: 3, Funny

      Any one see the ebay ad on the side of that googel search

      "Time Machine For Sale
      Low Priced Time Machine
      Huge Selection! (aff)
      ebay.ca"

      Damit while google might not want to help you with your time traveling mission ebay boody will.

    2. Re:Time travel by TitusC3v5 · · Score: 1, Funny

      In anticipation of the day when Google does become evil and takes over the world and we all wish that we had a time machine so that we could go back to 2005 and stop Google while we still had the chance, I've been doing some searching for plans to build such a contraption.

      It seems those Google bastards have anticipated even this!


      Advertising will be the death of them yet, however. If you look to the right, you'll see that ebay has exactly what you're looking for at a low, low price...

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  6. Redirects from Googledot, I assume... by Seoulstriker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damn, I think we're getting re-directs from Googledot.org. Yikes.

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  7. Theories? by filmmaker · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...pleasantly devoid of theories of Google taking over the world.

    Theories? Oh, we're well past that...

  8. Re:Bah! Taking over the world. by millwall · · Score: 1, Funny

    Looks like they've even taken over your username, FooGoo! ;)

  9. Re:Google's usefulness by LokiSteve · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why would they make their own?

    We already know that they're Linux experts over there, and Google is a household name. Think about this in terms of a WebTV mentality.

    "You use Linux!?"
    "No, it's GoogleOS. WTF is Linux?"

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  10. Google's browser! by hedge_death_shootout · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to one of the comments on that blog, which I read before it finally crumbled under the weight of slashdot, commenter 'Rick' claims that Google Deskbar uses Google's own fab, internally written browser.
    This internally written browser is apparently 'fast and incredibly compatible'.

    Sounds great! Problem is, the browser component in Google Deskbar == Internet Explorer.

    I chuckled.

  11. Re:Definition of "Secret" by micromoog · · Score: 2, Funny
    Furthermore, you have to keep it secret that you have to keep it secret that you have a secret to keep.

    -1, Obvious, had to be said

  12. our Page Ranking pverlords? by game+kid · · Score: 2, Funny

    In that case, Google must have already pwned us.

    They are taking over the world. They plan on taking over the world by not taking over the world. "Hey, Google is nice....they aren't taking over the world" Then before you know it you page ranking what to eat, who your friends are, what car to buy, where to live, where to work.

    Yeah, they're much like one of those nice girls in high school. They're friendly, and mean to do good, but you end up obsessing over them 'cause they're so blatantly hot. They take over your mind with their curves intelligence and self-confidence...and of course that keeps a man from ever getting some real (for lack of a better term) knowledge.

    Google is the hot, slimmed-down, super-smart chick of the Internet; if it was a girl, it'd be that rare case of someone who wouldn't spoon-feed you with gossip unless you want her to, would be there for you the moment you need her, would help you with research, and would even get the mail for you. She'd even let you see others. Sounds like a supermodel to me.

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  13. Re:Parent is right and look who submitted article. by daltonlp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes. The next Roland Piquepaille, that's me! Self-promotion is awesome. Despite what your parents may have told you, it does not lead to blindness or hairy palms.