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Microsoft Tries to Patent the Internet Again

sebFlyte writes "In what is described as yet another example of how patents can kill or inhibit standards, a patent has come to light that was granted to Microsoft in the year 2000 that looks surprisingly similar to IPv6 (the next-gen IP standard that is starting, slowly, to be taken up in some parts of the world). And several Microsoft engineers, named on the patent just happenned to be part of the IPv6 group for the IETF..."

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  1. This is different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    This time they bought the rights to the internet from the creator, Al Gore.

    1. Re:This is different by Stevyn · · Score: 3, Funny

      But it's nothing without the key to the lock box that holds the key to the bigger lock box which contains the internet.

    2. Re:This is different by sh1ftay · · Score: 5, Funny

      Defence of democrats... check Generic bash of Bush... check taking a joke too seriously... check Score:5, insightful.. check

    3. Re:This is different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      He's still bitter about the a$$ stomping of the last election. He probably believes Mikey Moore-on as well.

      I find it best to just humor them along.

  2. I can't wait to see... by hazah · · Score: 4, Funny

    if one of those succeeds one day. I'm sure that when that day comes, I'll also see the general population running around aimlessly, in all directions, bumping into eachother.

  3. Slashdot and US Patent Office? by XeroPurpose · · Score: 5, Funny

    You see... the US Patent Office is alot like the Slashdot editors... more often than not, they get duped...

  4. Should we patent the transistor!? by 0xdeaddead · · Score: 5, Funny

    While there is still time! PNP & NPN!!!!

  5. All your IP Belong... by monopole · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...to us

    1. Re:All your IP Belong... by ender-iii · · Score: 5, Funny

      I want to be able to mod things "Funny... Last year"

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  6. Screw you guys, we're going home. by rokzy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's all make our own internet and not invite Microsoft. It'll be great. With hookers. And gambling.

    In fact... screw the gambling.

    1. Re:Screw you guys, we're going home. by EverDense · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let's all make our own internet and not invite Microsoft. It'll be great. With hookers. And gambling.

      In fact... screw the gambling.


      Okay, sounds good, you screw "the gambling".
      That'll leave more hookers for me.

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  7. Re:Given that ActiveDirectory uses DNS... by XeroPurpose · · Score: 3, Funny

    They have. Didn't you read the EULA that came with the Internet?

  8. Hey, give them credit. by Stick_Fig · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're mad hax0rz of the patent office.

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  9. And the award goes to... by mas5353 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The award for creating a sentence with the most obsessive use of IP goes to: M$! ...for an entry in their insidious attempt at trying to patent the internet. As quoted: "assigning an IP address from the IP address server to the host when an IP address server is available over the IP network; and immediately discontinuing use of the generated IP address when an assigned IP address is received from an IP address server available over the network." Oh man... I hope that this isn't copyrighted because I could get sued!

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  10. Heh by daveschroeder · · Score: 4, Funny

    This time they bought the rights to the internet from the creator, Al Gore.

    And that would especially funny, considering Al Gore now sits on Apple's Board of Directors.

  11. Re:umm.. they're trying to secure all IPv6 softwar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Great cow of Moscow! You know that linebreaks are your friend, right?

  12. I patent... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 3, Funny

    misreading an article about patents, and then submitting the erroneous conclusions to Slashdot who will then exercise their editorial bias against patents and post it as news.

    1. Re:I patent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sorry, too much prior art, see here.

  13. Which TLD are you from? by Cap'n+Steve · · Score: 3, Funny

    "(since the patent is registered in the .us and .us patent law allows these kinds of shenanigans)"

    You just referred to an entire country by its domain. Wow, just wow.

    I'd like a vacation in England, but I can't seem to find the .uk anymore. Is .co a British state or what?

  14. I thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    it was owned by Apple. iNternet. Right?

  15. Re:Software Patents Would Not Be So Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Looking back over all your other /. comments, dude... you need to get a life. Your posts are way too logical, enlightened, and long. Find yourself a blog site, get nationally syndicated and clean up.

  16. That's cool by Starji · · Score: 4, Funny

    by the time IPv6 becomes used widespread the patent will have expired.

  17. Re:What next? by Cheapy · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, for some geeks there is no chance of being screwed.

    On the other hand if you meant assimilated...

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  18. Re:Humor based on a falsehood by CptNerd · · Score: 4, Funny
    No, I didn't miss the point. I actually did find it amusing. However, it is a joke based on a falsehood and the joke perpetuates the falsehood.

    You mean a priest, a rabbi and a horse didn't walk into a bar one day?
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  19. Hey, look at the bright side... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someday, Microsoft will own the IETF, Internet Society and W3C. We'll be screwed.

    If that happens, Internet Explorer will be 100% standards compliant! :D

  20. Re:What were they thinking? by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unfortunately the current system seems to have some disadvantages.

    You'd better pray that nobody has a patent on understatements!

  21. So... by LittleBigLui · · Score: 2, Funny

    IPv4 is outdated.

    IPv6 is 0wnz0r3d.

    Good thing we have IPv5 to switch to.

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  22. Re:Chill out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Boy, you're right. Vint Cerf is a total retard who doesn't know anything about the Internet. Send him a correction e-mail forthwith!