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William Shatner Pitches 'Starfleet Academy' Show
Tycoon Guy writes "TrekToday reports that William Shatner recently pitched an 'Academy' show to Paramount. The series would feature teen versions of the Classic Star Trek characters Kirk, Spock and McCoy, and be set at Starfleet Academy. The studio turned Shatner down, but he's not letting go of the idea: Pocket Books has asked him to write a two-novel series based on the 'Starfleet Academy' concept. Also, Shatner apparently went over the head of Trek head honcho Rick Berman to pitch his idea straight to the head of Paramount - maybe after Enterprise ends and Berman leaves the franchise, the studio will be more inclined to listen to Shatner?"
Beer me up Scotty!
I wonder if Shatner will use the same ghost writer this time?
Um.. I read this and immediately had a disturbing vision
The series would feature teen versions of the Classic Star Trek characters Kirk, Spock and McCoy, and be set at Starfleet Academy.
Ah, not what I thought, but not exactly a thrilling concept.
The studio turned Shatner down, but he's not letting go of the idea: Pocket Books has asked him to write a two-novel series based on the 'Starfleet Academy' concept. Also, Shatner apparently went over the head of Trek head honcho Rick Berman to pitch his idea straight to the head of Paramount - maybe after Enterprise ends and Berman leaves the franchise, the studio will be more inclined to listen to Shatner?"
Maybe if he pitched it as a reality show, a la The Apprentice. That might be entertaining...
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
Just let Kirk die already!
Javascript + Nintendo DSi = DSiCade
good ol' bill shat.
"They're tiny, they're toony,
they're all a little loony"
The OC meets Star Trek. May God save us from such garbage.
(Its not like the women's starfleet uniforms are all that revealing anyways)
The Doormat
If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
Which one of them will be doing all of the crazy sound effects? And what about the crazy gun nut? "Tackleberry!"
On a more sobering note, I find it deeply disturbing that I was able to remember this much about Police Academy, at a moment's notice.
concrete5: a cms made for marketing, but strong enough for geeks.
I can't wait to see scenes of their youth, like Kirk giving Spock a wedgie in gym class as well as the true origin of McCoy's nickname (something about him and a knothole in a fence next to the soccer field).
I Am My Own Worst Enemy
yet he's not even remotely afraid to take chances
Based on some of the things he's done I think thats more complete lack of an embarassment gene rather than lack of fear.
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
I'm surprised Paramount turned this down. Sure, it'll be 90210 set in space, and it will be crap to Trekkies. However this is the exact type of teenage soap opera drama they run on UPN all the time.
I think it'd be hilarious. Let's get a bunch of Star Trek addicted weirdos together in a trailer home or something like that and watch them interact and stuff. I think it'd be utterly memorable and hilarious. And when they start speaking in Klingon, there could always be subtitles right?
So now we get to see Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru simulator?
The only memories I have of starfleet academy are the ones with Wil Wheaton, and they still haunt my nightmares.
Frat parties with green slave girls and rumulan ale.
Why do you think Kirk left Earth? All the REALLY hot women are out in space!
They don't let Orion slave girls into the Federation.
Sometimes my arms bend back.
Also, Shatner apparently went over the head of Trek head honcho Rick Berman to pitch his idea straight to the head of Paramount
Dark Helmet: You went over my helmet!!!!!
While top officials at Paramount were unavailable for comment at press time, William Shatner has released this official statement in regards to Paramount's dismissal of his show concept:
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"
What about the twinkie? - Dr. Peter Venkman, PHD
I heard that one of the futuristic features of the Starfleet Academy was that you could name your own price for tuition.
Read any good sonnets lately?
I can't get behind that.
Come.. now......... It has long been.. recognized.. that William Shatner is an actor, of amazing... talent, a talent that simply dwarfs... all of the rest of his contemporaries. Who.. else.. could have figured out that the way to display.. ultimate.. pain, is to half kneel, and thrust your elbows as far forward as... physically.. possible.. ?
I once listened to a Philip Glass record for an hour and a half before I realized it was skipping.
It's like Muppet Babies. Only preachy and more farfetched.
Promote civility: mod down any post starting with 'ummm'.
Are you insinuating that someone would actually get tired of looking at teen girls? That is like saying "Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell bad"
Must......study for.......midterm.
KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
...would see the casts of cancelled shows (both past and present) battling it out to win a new show with Paramount. ... in some foreign US-hating country like Iraq or N Korea (US-hating Europe would be exempt but UK's Manchester would not because they have guns). The show would then spawn multiple spin-offs following the fortunes and hilarious misfortunes of the various expelled casts as they struggle with the lack lustre material, lazy stage hands, and random assasination squads. Yes, I did say random.
Enterprise vs. TOS vs. B5 vs. etc; with a special bye for Futurama - naturally the whole thing would be rigged in favour of Futurama because we all know cartoons are so much better than real-actors.
The end of each show would see a team eliminated and sent to a community theatre for a year to act out classic plays such as Death of a Salesman or classic TV series such as Magnum and Tour of Duty
As an added bonus each cast memeber who ever tried to resurrect their original TV show will be required to accompany the local US ambassador where ever s/he goes but without a bullet proof vest.
It would be very funny and allow us to let go of cancelled TV shows that should be treated like sleeping dogs and stop old actors from trying to resurrect old TV shows.
I say this having just recovered from the first Ep. of the new Dr Who (I knew Billy Piper liked older men but this is getting ricockulous).
O.K. I suck...but I want to see this show. Uhura in tight, booty-showing capri-pants. Nurse Chambers when she was just plain old Betty. Yum..
No...it's okay...I wasn't using my Civil Liberties anyway
they're all a little loony" And Sunday afternoony,
We're invading UPN!
Rick Berman's adventures,
Complying with the censors,
With schedule misadventures,
It's Starfleet Academy!
So here's UPN, where crappy bling bling makes for art,
Black sitcoms and reality shows - it's like FOX, but dark!
We're spitting invective, the phasers are defective,
The franchise isn't dead, Jim, but it's lost. it's. heart.
(Kirk's toupee's from Wal-mart.)
It's dead, Jim.
"Now that, my friend, is a rabbit. Denny Crane."
If I weren't already a human being, that show would make me want to go out and sign up for lawyering school.
--grendel drago
Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
maybe the show will finally explain how he got that speech im[sleep(3)][2x fast]pediment
Did Shatner play him or something in an obscure show and it's an "in" thing to bring it up? Kind of like bringing up Cat from Zero Wing?
I mean, come on! Shatner will always be known for one character and one character only: Denny Crane!
"Leo Fender was in a 'state of grace' when he designed the Stratocaster." -- Paul Reed Smith
Just found this: An endless loop of Shatner shouting you-know-what.
Just open it up in a separate window and let it play in the background all day long.
Always keep a sapphire in your mind
If Shatner's efforts at Star Trek V are any indication, he should stay far, far away from the creative process of any show.
I can't understand how Lex knows clark so much and later he might not know that he IS superman. After all, in smallville, Clark does NOT use glasses!
This has always intrigued me.
Like wise I would like to see Jose Whedon thoughts
Is that the Mexican non-union equivalent of Joss Whedon?
"The problem is that Hollywood isn't interested in that format for TV. They want it episodic so there's always room to wiggle and try to squeeze more money out of it."
Actually, no. The reason that Hollywood doesn't do that is that they want TV show audiences to grow. If episode 5 requires watching Episode 2 to understand, they've alienated new people to their audience. A novel-like beginning and end forces that scenario. Who'd want to catch it in the middle?
"Derp de derp."