1. Why would I want all my movies streamed from some MPAA pig selling me shows at $5 a pop?
2. Why would I want all my movies streamed from some illegal p2p server who will get shut down at any second and then they'll come after me next, foil hat or not.
3. We are all dead in the long run. I'd like to have a collection of these while I wait 20 years for your broadband miracle.
It's funny cuz it's april fools and they are trying to f00l us. That is classic. kudos my friend kudos.
If you want something funny go read these in memorium: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg "I went to the store to buy a candle holder, but they were out. So I bought a cake."
All those red lights. No other cars coming. Why the hell should I have to stop? The cops won't even give me one star for running a light. Oh, wait, this is reality.
What the fuck is with the voting around here? Fucking moron posts like this get funny 4?
Stargate season 8 started last friday with a encore at 1800 CST this friday right before the new Atlantis. McGyver is still there (haha that's so fucking funny, I mentioned McGyver) and saves the day as usual.
The googlebar. It is very handy, just type in what you want and it opens your search in a new tab and can highlight your search words. It also does searches in froogle, dictionary and a pile of other stuff. Get it! No more clicking on google and then entering your search. It's always there.
"I downloaded Gigli because the MPAA needed to suck wind on that one for daring to put in the theatres and wasting both MY money and the theatre's money."
If a movie sucks too much to be seen in a theatre , it doesn't make sense that it would be worthwhile to download it either. Especially in the case of Gigli from what I've heard. Crap like this I avoid at all cost. It's not worth the space on my harddrive.
Apologizing after being sued doesn't mean crap. If he apologized and vowed to change his ways before anyone decided to sue his sorry ass, that might be worth noting.
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1. Why would I want all my movies streamed from some MPAA pig selling me shows at $5 a pop?
2. Why would I want all my movies streamed from some illegal p2p server who will get shut down at any second and then they'll come after me next, foil hat or not.
3. We are all dead in the long run. I'd like to have a collection of these while I wait 20 years for your broadband miracle.
/. a site with lots of giant satellite images that no one normally looks at. I see no bandwidth problems occuring here.
Too soon, you have to wait 22.3 years before something like that is funny.
Tom
Well since she died 15 years ago we only have 7.3 more to go.
It's funny cuz it's april fools and they are trying to f00l us. That is classic. kudos my friend kudos.
If you want something funny go read these in memorium:
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg
"I went to the store to buy a candle holder, but they were out. So I bought a cake."
So now we get to see Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru simulator?
The only memories I have of starfleet academy are the ones with Wil Wheaton, and they still haunt my nightmares.
How much is my goatse link going to cost me?
Here is his website that's been on /. several times b4. It explains his 7 targets to fix for immortality and everything else.
I just got mine in the mail yesterday. And now I have to throw it out. Such a shame.
All those red lights. No other cars coming. Why the hell should I have to stop? The cops won't even give me one star for running a light. Oh, wait, this is reality.
Damn, now where did I put that strand of DNA with all my pr0n.
If they want to be sure they are way overpriced then they should just sell them on ebay.
"Can you think of something scarier?"
Republicans.
What the fuck is with the voting around here? Fucking moron posts like this get funny 4?
Stargate season 8 started last friday with a encore at 1800 CST this friday right before the new Atlantis. McGyver is still there (haha that's so fucking funny, I mentioned McGyver) and saves the day as usual.
I can see it now...
"Yo mama so dumb, she uses IE!"
"Aww damn, you just got pwn3d beeyatch"
The googlebar. It is very handy, just type in what you want and it opens your search in a new tab and can highlight your search words. It also does searches in froogle, dictionary and a pile of other stuff. Get it! No more clicking on google and then entering your search. It's always there.
http://googlebar.mozdev.org/index.html
Anyone else see the irony in touching up and rereleasing a movie about consumers who buy shit they don't need?
... With all new "Hobbits Gone Wild" footage, uncensored! See what they really mean by hobbit holes.
"I downloaded Gigli because the MPAA needed to suck wind on that one for daring to put in the theatres and wasting both MY money and the theatre's money."
If a movie sucks too much to be seen in a theatre , it doesn't make sense that it would be worthwhile to download it either. Especially in the case of Gigli from what I've heard. Crap like this I avoid at all cost. It's not worth the space on my harddrive.
"Take this object, but beware! It carries a terrible curse..."
...That's bad!"
"Ooh, that's bad!"
"...but it comes with a free frogurt..."
"That's good!"
"...the frogurt is also cursed..."
"That's bad!"
"...but you get your choice of topping..."
"That's good!"
"The toppings contain potassium benzoate...
[Silence]
"Can I go now?"
Of the 6 comments rated above 3, 3 of them are jokes about switching to Mozilla/Firefox. Anyone know what redundant means? /gripe.
Now that I have your attention, to save some time here:
In soviet russia windows updates you!
All your updates are belong to us!
I use you insensitive clods!
They should have waited until after google IPOs. cha-ching!
Check number of nonspam messages ... 0.
Yep, He's a spammer!
Wow, I'm convinced. Thanks for your well formed arguments.
Except now it's Blue Skin of Death ... which actually sounds pretty cool, sorta like the fist of death.
Apologizing after being sued doesn't mean crap. If he apologized and vowed to change his ways before anyone decided to sue his sorry ass, that might be worth noting.