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Paris Hilton Recruited to Publicize Linux
lamasquerade writes "Paris Hilton has been named by the Open Source Development Legue as their next recruit in a bid to gain maximum exposure for FOSS. The new Legue's CEO, Jeremy Bleats, noted that the length of Ms Hilton's legs were a great factor in the decision and was sure to deny any links to The Red-Headed Legue. Richard Stallman was quick to label the activity a 'cheap stunt'."
All distributions adopt new characteristic *BOIINNGGG!* bootup sound.
Speaking of which. On Wednesday, we were at LinuxFest in Indy and one of the freebies that the university was giving out where these little penguin squishy things. Two girls who looked like they just came off of the latest reality TV show came up to our booth and asked in a very gingery voice "Like, can we have one of these penguins?". I doubt they knew anything about Linux. After they left I then turned to Marina and said, you know there needs to be a new distribution of Linux called Pink Linux or something "like" that. It could have a pink gtk theme with cornflower blue icons.
Tux with tits!
The joke is in the title.
'I am become Shiva, destroyer of worlds'
I for one welcome our new bimbo overlords.
I also heard that the next Debian installs will include Paris' latest video and her hacked TMobile phonebook by default. No more searching around the net for your favorite downloads!
That's Hot
Maybe you should educate the morons of tomorrow so they'll stop believing the leaders of tomorrow. - Dogbert
Could we just sell her for $30k? We could fund a bunch of projects with that!
(lay off. i know it's a joke)
IWARS.
People, in general, disappoint me. Politicians even more so.
coming up next: ....
- Google Gulp
- Nasa reports: Water on Mars
- GMail inbox size to infinity+1
- Gentoo to drop x86 live cds
- gnome requiring subscription in the future
Here she is doing what she does best at a linux convention:
http://phil.askluke.com/chicks/parislol.jpg
I think she just read the camel book and was inspired.
Will code a sig generator for food
Did you guys hear how loud that "whoosh" sound was? I heard it all of the way over at my desk.
The back door is too open, and any distribution she endorses would have the nic running in promiscuius mode all the time!
SCO has sent out a press release stating that apparently "residue from SCO's intellectual property" have been found in and on Linux's new spokesperson, Paris Hilton. As proof, SCO showed clips from a one hour tape alleging to show unknown developers deposting what SCO claims to be "the life fluids of SCO" directly onto various parts of Ms Hilton.
Ms Hilton was quoted as saying "they promised me they wouldn't show that tape to anyone, if you can't trust a nerd, who can you trust?".
Why should today be any different than any other day?
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Gotta be better than watching Tux go down on my new server ;-)'s
I'd hit it.................
with a stick!!!!
Fuck, wrong forum.
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"Paris, what do you think of the OSS movement?"
"That's hot."
"Hot...Alright, what about the pengiun mascot, do you think it fits Linux or what are your feelings on that?"
"That's hot."
"Also....hot. OK, let me ask you this, what would you think of dinner with me tonight?"
"That's hot."
"Are you listening at all?"
"That's hot."
I Want To Believe
Linux Sex Positions - The Open Source Kama Sutra.
The owls are not what they seem
The problem is, if you make the fake news subtle or hide it amongst real news, it will just be an ordinary day on /..
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I am just waiting for tomorrow, when they post a dup of a phony story.
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