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What Can You Do With $100?

An anonymous reader asks "I was recently gifted with $100 and thought, 'What's the coolest geektoy--new, used, cobbled together, hacked--that one hundred clams could buy?' Home automation? Older PDA streaming client? Bathtub ROV? Basic stamp robotic kit? Something fun, something useful, something educational, something that says 'Look what I put together for $100.' Lemme know!"

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  1. pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    totally.

  2. SCO License by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you find 6.99 other friends with the same amount of cash on hands, you can get a swell new SCO license.

    1. Re:SCO License by CTalkobt · · Score: 4, Funny

      >> If you find 6.99 other friends with the same amount of cash on hands, you can get a swell new SCO license.

      If you have a 99/100th of a friend laying around, please don't make friends with me....

      --
      There's a gorilla from Manilla whose a fella that stinks of vanilla and has salmonella.
    2. Re:SCO License by Somegeek · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can hear the conversation now:

      Me) I would like one personal license please.

      SCO) Will you be using this for more than one person?

      Me) Well, I'll be using it for less than 2 people, is that ok?

      SCO) Profit!

      --
      And as you tread the halls of sanity, You feel so glad to be, Unable to go beyond. I have a message, From another time..
    3. Re:SCO License by idontgno · · Score: 3, Funny
      If you have a 99/100th of a friend laying around, please don't make friends with me....

      Hmmm... 1% of the mass of a person is his or her cerebral cortex. In that sense, I know lots of people that are only 99% there. And that type of person is the perfect SCO customer.

      --
      Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
  3. iBrator? by slughead · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about an iBrator for the lady in your iLife?

  4. a blowjob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A blowjob, plain and simple.

    1. Re:a blowjob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Any local middle school...

    2. Re:a blowjob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jesus, you must be one ugly fuck.

    3. Re:a blowjob by jbbrwcky · · Score: 2, Funny

      You'd pay $100 for a blowjob? Man you're getting f***ed too...

      --
      Honi soit qui mal y pense.
    4. Re:a blowjob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      >> where can I get one of those

      Ah, what was that place called?
      Mustang Ranch? No...that's not it.
      Beaver Ranch? Nope, not that either.
      Neverland Ranch! That's the one.

    5. Re:a blowjob by MostlyHarmless · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, technically, he's not... ;-)

      --
      Friends don't let friends misuse the subjunctive.
  5. Tools by BandwidthHog · · Score: 5, Funny

    With a Dremel and a decent soldering iron, all your geeky dreams can come true. (well, okay, not that one with the blonde and the midgets and the mayonaise, but all the *other* geeky dreams)

    --

    Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
  6. Christmas Lights by xmas2003 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Buy some christmas lights and convince everyone you have a webcam where people can turn 'em on and off

    5,000 Christmas lights at post holiday prices: $100
    Linux/Apache/Perl/etc.: Free
    Duping the world: Priceless! ;-)

    Doing it for real will cost a little more than $100 if you want a decent webcam, but maybe I'll do that Christmas 2005 ...

    --
    Hulk SMASH Celiac Disease
  7. Re:Take your significant other out... by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Funny

    I keep on doing this, but people tend to give funny looks to the guy making out with his hand in the corner......

  8. Re:512MB iPod Shuffle by BoomerSooner · · Score: 2, Funny

    Donate to a local animal shelter (like the one I do). And get a tax write off to boot!

  9. Buy a grammar primer by pavlov112 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or really, anything that will demonstrate how evil it is to use "gift" as a verb... ;-)

  10. I'll tell you what I'd do man... by Matt+Amato · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...two chicks at the same time.

    1. Re:I'll tell you what I'd do man... by MagicDude · · Score: 3, Funny

      If it cost only $100 to get that, then every guy would have done it at least 5 times...

      Before graduating from high school.

  11. Re:512MB iPod Shuffle by objekt · · Score: 1, Funny

    Noble yes, geeky no.

    Better yet, waste the money on a domain and a year's worth of web hosting.
    http://www.dreamhost.com/r.cgi?objekt

    You could get something geeky like igotmyownwebsitefor100bucks.com

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    -- Boycott Shell
  12. Re:magazine article by over_exposed · · Score: 5, Funny

    But then he'd only have ~$94.05 left...

    --
    "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." - Patton
  13. Re:What about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    You must be new to Slashdot.

    If you're coming from the right, then the homeless are homeless because of their own laziness and moral failings, and it would be immoral to protect them from the consequences of their actions. Better to let them die in the street.

    If you're coming from the left, then homelessness is a government problem, and the $100 should be used lobbying the government to give more money to the homeless. Or used to improve a homeless person's self-esteem. Or to keep the homeless from using racial slurs. Ideally, you would spend the $100 lobbying to improve the self-esteem of homeless people by teaching them not to use racial slurs.

    How dare you attempt to defy simple categorization? Have you no shame, sir?

  14. Wipe your ass with it by dtfinch · · Score: 5, Funny

    For $100, you can get 100 or more rolls of toilet paper, which ought to last a few years.

  15. Re:I'd suggest you're a jerk by psycho · · Score: 2, Funny

    >Communication, preferrably with grace, economy, and clarity, is a much higher priority.

    errm...that should be "preferably." You don't have anything against correct spelling, do you?

  16. Re:neodymium magnets by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is more evil.

    Let someone play with the magnets. The magnets are so strong, that most people will pinch their fingers within a few minutes :)

    --
    "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
  17. Re:512MB iPod Shuffle by DoctaWatson · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Attack my enemies, Western Digital Raptor!"

    *screee!*

  18. 33 cups of coffee by Cthefuture · · Score: 3, Funny

    but only if that $100 is in the form of a Tricky Dick Fun Bill.

    --
    The ratio of people to cake is too big
  19. If you use Linux... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..buy something that will require learning on your part to use it. You'll be amazed how quickly it can become an integral part of your computing experience.

    Like a second video card, a radio tuner, or a winmodem.

    Doing new kinds of things under Linux is always fun and educational. Well, it is for me, anway.

  20. Re:Brew your own beer! by warpSpeed · · Score: 2, Funny
    Sounds like terrorism to me!

    the real terrorism is perpitrated by Anhueser Busch

    Gahh! How people dring that stuff is beyond me...