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Mandrakesoft Changes Name to Mandriva
joestar writes "Following its recent merger with Conectiva, Mandrakesoft has decided to change its name to 'Mandriva' for two reasons: "1. The recent Mandrakesoft - Conectiva merger calls for a new identity that better represents the combination of two key companies and their global presence. 2. The long-winding trademark lawsuit with Hearst Corporation has reached a point where we decided it is more reasonable for us to move forward.". Mandrake is dead, long life to Mandriva!"
I preferred Conedrakesoft, but... whatever...
April Fools Day was the 1st...Oh wait, they're serious.
So will all their *Drake tools now be *Driva tools? It just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Free MacMini
I'm sure glad they didn't pick some wimpy combination of Mandrake and Conectiva. Now the three top distros at Distrowatch (choose last 3 months) will all have great-sounding, easy-to-pronounce names:
Man...driva, wider than a mile
I'm crossing you in style, someday
This is a belated April Fool's joke, right? That's the dumbest name since International Harvester became Navistar.
the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur - A.N. White
...the name of a tranny stripper..
Eeesh...
What's my Karma Mr. Burns? "Excellent"
> the recent Mandrakesoft - Conectiva merger calls for a new identity that better represents the combination of two key companies and their global presence.
How does "Mandriva" "represent their Global Presence?" If I had no idea what they made and was asked to guess, it would be some sort of male driving school... Or a singing fruit (mandarin, Diva)... But in no way does Mandriva make me think "Linux, of course!"
I mean, come on. This is a name just asking to be picked on. I wonder if I'll someday be able to install mandriva on my performa. That would be awesomea.
Unless this is a method for hardening its security-- y'know, everyone picks on mandriva, so it has to toughen itself up. Like naming your son Sue or something.
Noveluse
bun-fhuinneog agam!
... Linux MUST be hard to use, see how difficult will be to pronounce the name of most of their main distributions (SuSE with mixed case? Ubuntu? And now... Mandriva? even is hard to pronounce linux), then installing/using them should be even harder.
Mangina might've been a better name.
I swear I caught this once and a shot of Trobicin fixed it.
That if, say, you're an English speaker unfamiliar with the "i's" long "e" sound, you'll be likely to pronounce it "Man-dreyeva", which sounds like New York slang for "Mandriver", which sounds like gay porn?
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Not that there's anything wrong with that
Well, actually, for a product name, yes there is. That's awful. God. A name only an engineer could love.
Chr0m0Dr0m!C
RedHat and Astaro Security Linux have merged to become Red Ass Linux
All welcome our Red Ass overlords!
You know that when your company's sounds better pronounced backwards, you've picked a lousy name.
Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit
Just let's hope, that with the new name, they'll also improve their QA...
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
...what a stupid name.
;)
"Condrake" would have been easy to pronounce. Unfortunately, it has the word "Con" in it, which doesn't sound like a good thing to buy.
Why didn't they use something completely new like "Foxglove"? It's herbal and has earthy, pagan overtones like Mandrake. It's also got some interesting connotations about being a comfortable covering for Firefox.
I *like* Foxglove. Somebody should start a Foxglove Linux project. I can immediately picture the logo, the website, and a half dozen decent marketing campaigns. You could talk about it being "foxy", make a pun on the Dr. Seuss classic "Fox in Socks", make "fox guarding the henhouse" references, say it "fits like a glove", run a "Poison your PC" campaign, or (my personal favorite) call it "digital digitalis". It's a *damn* fine name for a Linux distro.
Too bad nobody ever listens to me.
Microsoft cheerleader, blue flag waving, you got a problem with that?
Now, ain't that "a weird name" really ...
I thought they were going with AssHat Linux.
--- Dan
Womanshouta
Anything you do can get you slashdotted, including nothing.
Mandrake - root -- unix? Get it? Blech.
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That doesn't roll off the tongue.
MANDIVA! Now that's a better name... or is it?
A little too close for comfort.
drivel - To slobber; drool. To flow like spittle or saliva. To talk stupidly or childishly.
trivia - Something of small importance.
mandrake is also a natural laxative.
Maybe, but it's a bitch swallowing all eight CDs.
> Distro Renamed to Irritate Various Americans
Good idea, but you got it slightly wrong. It's a recursive acronym:
Driva Really Irrates Various Americans.
-- Marcio
like any Mandriva, they won't stop to ask for directions.
(sorry)
>Bonus would be the slogan, "Cthulhu Linux, it'll suck your face off."
I like it. I can think of several other excellent marketing themes:Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
Mandriva; good pronounication in the scandivian languages, spanish, german, french and spanish.
Mandrake; good pronounication in english. >p> Majority of posters complain about pronounication :)
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