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Hibernation on Demand

Mr. Christmas Lights writes "Dr. Mark Roth at the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center has successfully induced a state of reversible metabolic hibernation in mice which (no surprise) is getting quite a bit of publicity. Attempts in the past have used cooling techniques, but Dr. Roth uses hydrogen sulfide (80 parts/million) to basically put the warm-blooded mice into an advanced hibernated state, with a drop from the normal 120 breaths/minute to less than 10. Core body temperature also drops as low as 11C (50F) to match the ambient room temperature. The mice recover in about two hours once normal air/temperatures are applied, with no apparent ill effects - apparently there is a mice IQ/motor-skills test. In addition to the obligatory reference to Woody Allen's Sleeper movie, this has applicability for emergency rooms as it would be beneficial to in ER medicine as a way of "buying time" while diagnosis is performed."

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  1. Hibernating by DarkHelmet · · Score: 4, Funny

    If only we could put those dupes on ice...

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    1. Re:Hibernating by JoshRoss · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was going to sell my RTFA3000 software, but then I realized that Tridge was going to reverse engineer it. Therefore, I decided to preemptively revoke slashdot's license.

  2. First Human Tests... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...are apparently with Slashdot editors.

  3. There is a drawback he reports ... by Nice2Cats · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... you spend the rest of your life smelling like rotten eggs because of the sulfide...

    1. Re:There is a drawback he reports ... by OrangeSpyderMan · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... you spend the rest of your life smelling like rotten eggs because of the sulfide...

      This is actually a feature - "Hey geeks, hibernate and retain that unwashed smell you spent your life creating" :-)

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  4. Wow! It works! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This hibernation thing really works. Seems like only yesterday that I went to bed after reading about this.

  5. Worst Dupe Ever by chronos82 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh MY FUCKING GOD HOW DID THIS GET THROUGH? The previous story couldnt have been more than 2 days ago. Ive had enough of this shit, Im handing in my slashdot ID, from now on I shall post anonymously as a Coward, and get modded up more. Christ, you people have turned this place into a fucking joke.

  6. In other news... by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft initiates legal action against the researchers for numerous violations of patents covering the Windows Hiberation feature.

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  7. I wish... by CaptainPuff · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was on hibernation long enough to get some fresh stories...

  8. Hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I'm already an AC, and even I'm getting tired of this crap.

  9. I regularly hibernate... by Zemran · · Score: 4, Funny

    each day at work ... I normally recover in time to go home without any ill effects and do not require the smell of rotting eggs.

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  10. Travelling to the year 3000 by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 3, Funny

    So now i'll be able to bite his shiny metal ass!?

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  11. If you thought this is a dupe then... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just wait until Zonk dupes CmdrTaco's "Update For for the dupe. Not going well. Appreciate all the hate mail. Really encourages improvement.".

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  12. Let's improve on that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    I doubt they'll fall for it now that you've made the plan public. However, let's agree to resubmit a verbatim copy of every dupe article from now on.

    For chrissake, I mailed them about the story being dupe and the guys still post it...

  13. Make use of this space by OBeardedOne · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since this is a dupe (and a very recent one at that) and all we're going to hear is whinging about it being a dupe I figure why not make use of the space. I submit that we change the subject to something worthwhile discussing: Category: ASK SLASHDOT Subject: DUPE ARTICLES "With all of the fancy software and technology at their disposal, how is it possible for Slashdot to not have a "technological" system in place to ensure that dupe articles are not submitted to the front page? Are their systems too complicated to enable the development and use of a simple dupe article checker that would automatically search and warn of similar, perhaps identical, articles that have recently been posted? Is it that the cost of such software is prohibitive, or that they believe submission of dupe articles are considered "funny" to readers and therefore help the bottom line? Or is it pure laziness? Discuss.

  14. Re:oh shut up, honestly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    "READ YOUR OWN FUCKING SITE"

    Woah, /. has pr0n now? Finally, /. decided to get what geeks really want in a site. How might I find the new section, btw?

  15. Aha - that explains it ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I have occasionally noticed the smell of rotten-eggs out in userland.

    I alwasy thought these people were just stupid - now I know they are hibernating at work.

  16. Re:Daddypants is sleeping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The "editor-on-duty" must have been busy - like getting drunk, stoned or getting a blow job.

  17. Re:Good Job, Slashdot by Chris+Kamel · · Score: 2, Funny

    And I've never seen such a worse grammar in my whole life :p

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  18. Sorry 'bout the dupe submission ... by xmas2003 · · Score: 3, Funny
    I hadn't seen the earlier hibernation article, so I'll share the blame for this dupe since I was the one who submitted it.

    Oh well, maybe we can all go back to sleep now ... ;-)

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