Space Station Crew Lands Safely In Kazakhstan
loid_void writes "It's being reported on CNN that a space capsule carrying a U.S.-Russian-Italian crew has landed safely in northern Kazakhstan, following a mission aboard the international space station.
Search-and-rescue helicopters spotted the capsule as it floated toward its designated arrival site and made a soft landing, upright. It had undocked with the orbiting station less than 3 hours earlier.
Mission Control said the crew reported feeling fine.
Remaining behind on the space station are Russian cosmonaut Sergei Krikalev and American astronaut John Phillips."
But I wish they'd hit the taco bell target on one trip home.
Sure, I won't get a taco, but the thing's been built. It really should be used.
Well, here's to their safe return and the many long months of eating spinach, drinking milk and taking calcium pills as they rebuild their strength.
Gotta love how those Russians are willing to drop their space heros onto hard ground.
None of that fancy schmancy airplane lookalike space vehicles for them!
That we pretty much pull out of the space program and 'invest heavily' into fighting the bugaboo of the day.
Its now to the point that we're literally afraid to "fly" in space. Thanks to the shuttle entry-blow up, that's retarded apace-flight by how long? 2 years? 4 years? "Until it's safe?"
The russians have a damned good idea there. They actually fly, knowing the risks. They also are MORE CAPITALISTIC as they actually accept chaperoned flights from 'thrill seekers'.
Just think, what kind of tech did they have back in the Apollo moon landing? Computers? Hardly. Look what we have now, and look how we ignore to use it. They didnt.
This article must have been written before the landing took place. The capsule landed on its side. Futhermore, the crew were transferred to Arkalyk where medical staff awaited them, not the other way around.
Would be if the astronauts landed during a gunbattle in Falluja. Ok, so maybe not THAT funny...but still...
And that problem is the shuttle.
Throw the shuttle down the well
And my country will be free
Welcome to the land of the free...pay toll ahead...no photography...please open your bag...
Where they interviewed by Borat ?
"first we have a party...then we shoot dog!"
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Society has traditionally always tried to find scapegoats for its problems. Well, here I am.
...is that this was an actual news event.
.\ is kind of unnerving to me.
Seriously. Before Columbia, the 'successful' missions were always tucked away in some 'World Update' column on page 10 inside the paper, or never got a second glance by most readers. The fact that this is both on CNN and
How long will it take before we can clear the aura of fear surrounding space missions?
mod parent up! BORAT reference
In the post 9/11 world cosmonauts fight terrorism!
You mean Kazakhstan is a real place?? I thought it was just a country they made up for Borat in Da Ali G show. This isn't even a joke, I'm serious.
In Soviet Russia, space station crew lands safely you!
As a sign of kazakh hospitality, the crew were each given one donkey and a jar of insecticide.
GoatPigSheep, the 3 most important food groups
This is a RUSSIAN capsule! The rockets are also reliable, since they are the ones that hold the nukes..... Then once they're about to reach their "expiration date" they're launched off into space. Just think what will happen to us if WWIII starts one day :(.
-Palal
Is that NASA is not afforded the opportunity or direction to involve the hearts and minds of the average American in their missions. They are forced to rely on outside help for that (e.b. KSC Visitors Complex) The truly appealing quality of the early missons were that it was NOT safe and was far from routine. That's what brings out the crowds.. thats why Nascar is the fastest growing sport in the U.S. Yet, the primary focus of the NASA mission is Safety!
Safety is no different than security, there is a point where it is a limiting factor. It has to be balanced reasonably to achieve the primary objectives, otherwise it's value is lost.
Return to flight will draw a good portion of Americans back into the program. For that mission everyone will waive their flags and cheer upon success. Shortly thereafter shuttle launches will again be routine and Americans will not involve themselves as much as would please me. But then what government program can't you say that about?
The parent post is a little confrontational, but makes a good point.
Really, people need to get to grips with the idea that bold actions are inherently risky. We should do what we can to reduce risk, but can't let it paralyze us into inaction. When failure isn't an option, success becomes absurdly difficult.
that rockets are modernized versions of the first russian icbms made in 1950ies. but those old icbms weren't used for decades.
Conservatism: The fear that somewhere, somehow, someone you think is your inferior is being treated as your equal.
...must have been Yuri Gagarin : took off, orbited the earth many times, and still managed to land in the Soviet Union
And yes, Kazakhstan is a country (formerly USSR member), where the Baikonur Cosmodrome is located -- this is where Russian ISS-related flights are launched.
Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
What would be even funnier, is if the people that pop open the craft are all wearing ape masks.
If Mr. Edison had thought smarter he wouldn't sweat as much. --Nikola Tesla
They had 2 fatal accidents (Soyuz 1 and Soyuz 11) and a number of *extremely* close calls. The reentry of Soyuz 5, and the first launch attempts of Soyuz 18 and Soyuz-T 10 come to mind. (the latter very much went KABOOM on the pad, the crew were only saved by the escape system, which pulled them away at about 20 Gs...)
:P
Soyuz has less total fatalities than the shuttle, but it carries less people per flight, and has flown less flights.
The fact that the most serious Soyuz failures were early in the program is somewhat in its favor, but from a statistical point of view, it is pretty much a wash. Although the system is in many ways simpler and more robust than the shuttle, the recent Soyuz flights have had their share of problems. The people building and operating it have done an amazing job, but have a severely limited budget and a crumbling infrastructure.
So if you get a chance to ride either, you may as well jump on it
Why not have a look at Kazakhstan?
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Combines the best elements of both? Seriously, though, we just lost a shuttle crew last time it was up and you're complaining that it focuses too much on safety?
"Waste not one watt!" - CZ
I like you, do you like me?
I wonder if Borat Sagdiyev will interview them.
Landing "safely in Kazhakstan" sounds like a contradiction in terms to me.
Wow. Borat wasn't kidding. Just have a look at their roads! Their problem is clearly transport.
U, S, and A! U, S, and A!
We tend to see pictures of the cosmo/astronauts whenever one of these things lands, but I'm curious about how the vehicle withstands the head of re-entry and what it looks like when it's all over.
Can anyone point me to some decent pictures?
Thanks
.. pa-ra-bo-la, pa-ra-bo-la, 2 pi R, 2 pi R, where's your latus rectum, where's your latus rectum, 2 pi R
This is good news even without the "Space Station Crew".
So long and thanks for all the fish . . . !!!
We've finally landed a man on Kazakhstan!
The (pick one of the nationals) says: (what?)
The (pick one of the remaining nationals) says: (what?)
The (insert remaining national here) then says: (punch line).
Anyone???