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Software V-Chip for PC Games?

63N1U5 writes "CBS news is reporting that SMARTGUARD software is releasing a new application that will allow parents to control their children's PC gaming, a-la the V-Chip for television. The new software, called WallFly, uses the ESRB ratings database to determine if a game can be launched by the current PC user, based on the parents' preferences. Parents can also use this software to set limits on when and for how long their children can play PC games."

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  1. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    As long as the porn sites are still easy to access, its all good.

    1. Re:Well by mrsev · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Does anyone think that the kids will not be able to get round this! I mean you tell a kid there is someting they should not do and they will find a way to do it.

      On a side note maybe the parents should regulate what game the kid get in the forst place no?

      F*ck them it wont work and will just scam some cash out of the parents. My bet is that most kids will get full access privs in matter of hours and then the kids will sbe able to lock the parents out.

      Several ways round this spring to mind such as Knoppix, Dual boot, Safemode etc.....

    2. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is the cucumber peeled or not? Because unpeeled cucumber would be gross, and dare I say inappropriate.

    3. Re:Well by flosofl · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm reminded of Wally's comment about Dilbert trying to create an anti-porn filter for the Internet...

      "So, you're pitting your programming skill against the determination of a horde of teenagers?" (or something like that)

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  2. Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Nadsat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...why don't parents just talk to their kids?

    1. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Draconix · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Where have you been? Actual parenting is not in vogue! These days, parents have more important things to do than actually raise their kids, like driving their SUVs to Starbucks and talking on their cellphone-of-the-week, so as to assure everyone at Starbucks that They Are Trendy, thus giving their lives meaning.

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    2. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by hunterx11 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Kids don't always listen. Parents should talk to their kids and use this.

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    3. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by rm999 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      When I was 10 (12 years ago), if my parents told me I couldn't play Mortal Kombat (one of the most violent games of the time) I would play it behind their backs. Most kids I know would do something similar. My parents could have instead not bought me the game, but nowadays anyone can just download games off the internet.

      I take it most of you have forgotten what being a child is like - children won't behave perfectly if you "talk with them." Parents cannot (and should not) watch their children 24/7.

      This technology will allow strict parents, who know they can't control their kids through normal means, to easily enforce rules. I personlly would not use it, but I can see why many parents would.

    4. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by John+Seminal · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No kidding ... I'm not a parent yet, but when I do have a litter of "mini Me" clones running around, you can bet I'll be involved in my kids' lives more than my own parents were. ... at least, that's the plan. I'm sure every parent has the *intention* of being in their kids' lives, but life always seems to get in the way. Thankfully I'm engaged to a great young lady who has similar principles and values as I do, so raising our kids will be a great team effort.

      Good luck! When you get a job that sucks every last bit of energy out of you, you'll understand it is not as easy as just wanting to do it. When you come home so stressed out because your boss was a dick, and you're worried about the morgagae payment and car bill, and if you paid the insurance bill in time, you'll understand.

      It does take a village to raise a kid. We need common values, to say "this is wrong" and hold all kids to those values. This kind of technology is just the start. Parents need to get control back of their kids. Otherwise, by the time the kid turns 13 he will be a monster.

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    5. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by 3vi1 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      This technology will allow strict parents, who know they can't control their kids through normal means, to easily enforce rules


      As long as their kid is a computer illiterate, and so socially inept as to not have any smarter friends.

      How hard is it to hit enter a few times in the NT Offline Registry Editor and reset the Admin password?

      Or, maybe make a copy of Bloody_Game.exe as Reader_Rabbit.exe (or notepad.exe, so it doesn't count as 'game time'), and execute that?

      Or, try renaming the WallFly directory and reboot so that it can't be found and autostart?

      When I was a teen, I was disassembling C=64 warez to see how the copy protection worked. Kids today aren't any stupider and won't even have it that hard! They'll simply do a Google search and find a dozen workable ways around it.

      The time installing/updating the software would be better spent just unplugging the kids computer and moving it to a family area where you can watch what they're doing.
    6. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by cgenman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When I was a kid, I would have been vehemontly against such a thing. Any policy or any extra rules set, especially around video games, would have been opposed with all of the stubbornness a 12 year old year-of-the-horse child can muster.

      But now that I'm facing the prospect of having children myself, I'm all for it. I remember how I used to sneak out to the TV to play games from midnight until 5 or 6 AM, before "waking up" to go to class. Admittedly, those classes were easy enough that sleeping through them was no big deal, but that's what private school will be for. Estimating my time somewhat conservatively, I probably spent about 20 - 90 hours a week on videogames. This was not healthy. Instead of engaging in underaged fraternizing, getting binge drinking out of my system, experimenting with drugs, or experimenting with haxor tools before being prosecutable as an adult, I was staring at a glowing screen trying to get Mario to bounce off of a turtle shell for infinite lives. Admittedly, the average american is up to 4.5 hours of TV PER DAY, and so my consumption was in line with that.

      Hopefully any son or daughter of mine will be bright enough to serrupticiously install a keylogger and get root, but this is more about the policy than anything. 6 hours total on weekends, 10 hours total throughout the weekdays. That's a healthy amount, and that's it. More would be granted for summer vacation.

      As a gamer and a game developer, I want to have / make / show great games to / for my kids. But as a concerned parent, I want them to be using their time to develop into a complete person, full of abilities in addition to this bunch.

      Of course, if they fall under 2 hours per week, they're going to get homework. "No more music until you beat Zelda..."
      "No, the first one."
      "Yes, both quests."
      "Yes, I'm stuck in the past. You could almost call me 'a link to the past.'"
      "Yes, I know that wasn't funny."

    7. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Tezkah · · Score: 2, Funny

      Have you ever tried turning off the computer, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?

      We're just so busy!

    8. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by wfijvvz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can't count on technology to enforce discipline for you. If you depend on this you've already failed. As other posters have pointed out any sufficiently determined kid will get around this. And as you have pointed out, the kids are pobably going to be sufficeintly determined. You can't shield them from violent culture without stifling their curiosity, but you can influence how they respond to that culture.

    9. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What you say in jest, I will echo in sincerity.

      That "it takes a village" pap is utterly moronic. The LAST thing I want is these idiots I'm surrounded with having any sort of input into what my kids come to think of as "right" and "wrong."

      Otherwise they'll grow up thinking the Civil War was about slavery, the founding fathers were all church-attending Xians, that questioning the Holy American Emperor is treason, and that "good enough" is good enough (a wonderfully common lesson in the US School System)

    10. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by murdocj · · Score: 2, Funny

      God forbid someone imagine that the Civil War was about slavery, when we all know that it was the Trilateral Commission setting things up for the Bushes to establish a dynasty 140 years later.

    11. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by izomiac · · Score: 2, Informative

      And I think you're grossly underestimating them. I'll admit most of my classmates are, on the whole, rather unskilled with computers. They aren't the ones who like to play computer games though. Most gamers that I know are at least resourceful enough to fix most of their own computer problems. It may not always be the most elegant solution, but they'll use whatever works. At my old school everyone was issued a laptop. For some reason there was a policy setup through Novell that prevented anyone from booting their laptop after 10:00 at night (didn't do anything to computers already on). One of the first things I did was play around with my laptop's network settings until I found the option to enable logging in without authenticating to the network. Others figured out that if the laptop didn't have a network connection then it'd let you log in anytime. So they would take their laptop out of range of the access points, boot it, and take it back to their room. These simple solutions also tended to spread quite quickly through word-of-mouth. If there's a desire to get around something then someone will find a way and spread the word.

    12. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by stevey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Definitely use this too, after all your child could be a computer hacker.

    13. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by necrognome · · Score: 2, Funny
      How hard is it to hit enter a few times in the NT Offline Registry Editor and reset the Admin password?
      Perhaps this will create a "market" for Windows LiveCDs. Hey kids! Run your g@mez and leave no traces!
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    14. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by jbolden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are taking a very specific case. Say the average 10 year old has a 35 year old parent. That means the parent grew up in the Apple ][, commodore, dos days. Assume they started using computers then.If they went to University they may very well have used VMS or Unix there. If they had a job they may very well have learned some mainframe concepts. They know how to use a command line. They have a clear understanding of filesystems. They may actually understand so low level hardware stuff (like how device drivers work and tracks vs. clusters vs. sectors in terms of how data is layed out) since you had to know that stuff back then.

      You so sure they lose in a fair fight?

    15. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by jbolden · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm a parent. M games and a 15 year old aren't really a problem. To be honest I don't think AO and a 15 year old are a problem. I think the bigger issue is 10 and M content.

      M content can raise issues and as a parent you want to have some idea what sorts of issues are likely to come up and be able to lay the groundwork so they can integrate this stuff properly. I haven't seen anything in video games that a 15 year old couldn't handle.

    16. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by jbolden · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Probition worked for adults.
      Prior to prohibition: average american adult consummed 8 gallons of 200 alchol (that's pure) per year
      during prohibition it went to 1 gallon
      after prohibition it went to 1.5 gallons where it stayed

      The evidence is that prohibition changed American culture with respect to alchol consumption.

    17. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by Durandal64 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The admin at a BBS I post on handled the situation very cleverly with his kids. He and his wife were concerned about their 10 year-old (or so) son playing violent videogames with the other kids. They didn't want to ostracize him from his peers, nor did they want him to take videogame violence lightly. So the father sat down with him and watched Black Hawk Down, completely uncensored. Afterward, they talked about it and how scary violence can actually be.

      The key isn't to shield your kids from violence; it's to instill a healthy respect for the damage that humans can do to each other.

    18. Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... by prockcore · · Score: 4, Insightful

      and I'm sure it had nothing to do with clean drinking water becoming available at the same time.

      People drank alcohol because it was one of the few potables that was fit to drink.

  3. score! by skydude_20 · · Score: 3, Funny

    even less work for parents!

    jeez...

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  4. Ever hear of common sense? by OAB_X · · Score: 5, Informative

    Its called being a parent. Dont let your little kids play M rated games, dont let them sit there for hours at a time. You can install the games to their profile yourself so that they can only play games you allow them to play.

    But we cant have that, no-one wants to do their jobs as a parent anymore.

    1. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by fireduck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can install the games to their profile yourself so that they can only play games you allow them to play.

      I was gonna post something similar. Until I realized that those parent's who aren't aware which games their children are playing or what those games are rated, probably are the same parents who haven't a clue about profiles.

      besides, children are quite clued in, and chances are they'll figure out how to bypass this fairly easily. (i have a friend who's 2 year old figured out how to open the cd drive, put in the disc, and play his favorite game; some Mac educational thing. If he knew that at 2, imagine what he could do at 10...)

    2. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by BlueCup · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Personally, my parents tried to monitor my computer use... they tried to keep me away from porn, violent video games (whooo mortal kombat) but they failed. Why? Because they didn't understand computers at all. I installed the games, I got around any method of protection they set for me... and I know I'm not alone because my friends all did the same, and if they couldn't, they asked me too.

      That being said, this program wont change that... kids will find a way around it, like they always have.

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    3. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by s20451 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Did it occur to you that this helps parents do their jobs without constantly spying on their children? Or would you have appreciated having your parents monitor your activities 24 hours a day? Is that what you consider good parenting?

      If Mom and Dad say no Grand Theft Auto, their word alone will most emphatically not stop a clever kid. This kind of technology is pretty reasonable in helping parents set boundaries. The kids and the parents can then talk about the boundaries that are established.

      This isn't government censorship -- it's parental censorship.

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    4. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by hunterx11 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is a tool to help parents do their jobs. It is not being foisted on anyone. You can't complain about lazy parents, and at the same time chastise parents for not being lazy. This fits in perfectly with the idea of the ESRB rating system: voluntary ratings made to inform the parents and allow them to meaningfully control what their kids play. Without this sort of thing, people are going to listen to idiots like Joe Lieberman.

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    5. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agree that for once this tool really is a step in the right direction. Next time some mother sobs to the press about how she didn't know Grand Theft Auto was about stealing cars and wasn't for little kids, everyone can slap her and point to this software that would have done the job for idiots like her.

      And then we can slap the public school system for not teaching her the meaning of the words "grand", "theft", and "auto".

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    6. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 2, Funny

      (i have a friend who's 2 year old figured out how to open the cd drive, put in the disc, and play his favorite game; some Mac educational thing. If he knew that at 2, imagine what he could do at 10...)

      Must... resist... temptation to brag about Mac ease of use... must... hold back

    7. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by X0563511 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow. Your gona have problems when he gets to Jnr. High and higher. He will get bored with the classes or fall into the "this is beneath me" problem that plauged Einstein (he had crappy grades). I myself am just trying to overcome this problem as it is ruining my chances of finishing college.

      When I was little, I didn't stick things in light sockets. I plugged things in, made weird kid-constructions (you know what I mean) out of extension cords and lights, ect.

      Pay close attention to keeping him motivated, and don't be afraid to kick his ass (metaphorically) to get him to do his work. He'll hate you for it, but he'll thank you later. You will probably need to go Nazi with homework.

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    8. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by pcgabe · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You're never going to stop a clever kid with clever hacks.
      Clever kids don't need to be stopped. Clever kids can differentiate between a fantasy game and reality. If a kid is sufficiently clever enough to figure out how to play the game, that kid is not in danger of undue influence from it.

      This is the "You-Must-Be-At-Least-This-Smart-To-Ride-This-Ride " equivalent.
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    9. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Next time some mother sobs to the press about how she didn't know Grand Theft Auto was about stealing cars and wasn't for little kids, everyone can slap her and point to this software that would have done the job for idiots like her.

      Why can't we slap her now? Any idiot that reads the game box can figure this stuff out.

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    10. Re:Ever hear of common sense? by andreyw · · Score: 2

      Wow. Thank god I don't have you as a parent. I'd be one fucked-up-the-ass kid then.

      "Oh no... pooooorn.... vioooolent gaaaames..... dangerous, offensive content" - Please grow the fuck up, before your kids grow up to be just like dad.

  5. And they claim video games influences violent... by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 5, Funny

    But just wait until some kid goes Columbine because this thing cut off his game before he could save his progress.

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  6. Why not? by RatBastard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As long as it is voluntary (sp?) I'm fine with it. Parents should have the right to take charge of what their rotten little bastards are up to. If it's mandated that all computers have this then I'm against it. But, I don't have any knee-biters in my household.

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    1. Re:Why not? by fgl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree as long as they dont legislate a requirement for its inclusion & there is no state monitored list of whats approved, this seems fine & dandy for parents on the go today.

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    2. Re:Why not? by august+sun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm with you. Despite everyone elses cries of lazy parenting, it's just not realistic anymore to expect to have a parent at home at all the same times as the children. If it's good parenting to lock your alcohol/guns/porn away, why not something else which the parents have deemed detrimental in unregulated amounts.

  7. Stupid. by Depris · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the problem with these types of measures is they don't take into account idle time (as in maybe going to the bathroom and leaving it on or pausing for some reason) and also I know from experiance playing 2 hours of a game when you are close to the end or completing an important part and then getting booted off would be discouraging at best.

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  8. The Computer... by sammykrupa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...will allow parents to control their children's PC gaming
    Damn.

  9. Or by NIK282000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Parents could pay attention to their children and not let them buy the game in the first place. Being 17 I can see why parents would just shell out some money for some way to control their kids without having to talk to them, but if parents woudl just sit down and talk, or even better, unplug the box alltogether they coudl save some money.

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  10. Good Idea by cc-rider-Texas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Gives the parents a little control over what their kids are into and keeps the government's ever pervasive fingers out of it. I for one don't want a village overseeing my kids (well, grandkids now), just the family.

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  11. Hrm, interesting idea. by MajroMax · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Although I personally feel that the ESRB system is relinquishing moral judgements into the hands of a distant third party (much like movie ratings), this system does seem to be a reasonable idea.

    It is also a very compelling argument in favor of multi-user systems.

    The big catch with this idea, though, is that this is restricted to only commercial titles, and ESRB-rated titles at that. While TFA says that this can also be used to control "computer use," it likely won't be able to distinguish web/Java games from web research for the science fair.

    I speculate that the software knows executable names for commercially released games, and it can then cross-reference these against the ESRB database. With this in mind, smaller catches are that this software will require regular updates, and the ESRB rating system itself is quite coarse: look at the dearth of adults-only games.

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  12. windows vs linux by delirium+of+disorder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If this gets implimented on a wide scale, I think we will see bootable Linux cds with the nvidia kernel and doom3 or halflife2 installed becomming very popular.

    I love these kinds of restrictions, they really help kids get creative and find ways around systems of control. It teaches them valuable lessons that they will need later in life as DRM get more and more popular. If we are to live in a free society, we need creative people who can subvert the confinements imposed by parents, churches, governments, and corporations.

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    1. Re:windows vs linux by delirium+of+disorder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My access to video games (lets assume for simplicity sake, on my own hardware...say the laptop I bought with my first job at 15) does not effect my parents. I am not "fucking them off" by getting around any restrictions they place on it. The reason why rebeliousness is a virtue is because authority is so easily abused and we need free thinkers to knock the "leaders" down a notch. The obedience enforced by schools and parents trains citizens to be subservient and dependent on those in charge. That kind of mentality makes you not question things you should question as an adult such as why your government is at war or why you never got those penis pills you ordered from that popup advertisement. As corporate elites use DRM and other dirty tricks to restrict our fair use and free speech rights, we need a generation of hackers willing get around these restrictions.

      Besides... Hacking also is one of the best ways of gaining more general knowledge. Take Steve Wozniak, the technical genius behind the original apple. He phreaked the phone system back in the 70s and 80s. Or Richard Stallman, the founder of GNU and probably the most popular *nix utilities around. He failed english classes and bounced back and forth between private and public high schools. At Harvard and MIT he was known to participate in "lock hacking," the art of breaking into professors' offices to "liberate" sequestered terminals. Lots of behavior appears social unacceptable actually increeses human freedom. Hackers built the net and are still fighting to keep it free. Sure we might offend those in charge, but in the long run liberty will prevail and result in better technology and a quantative increese in available human knowledge.

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    2. Re:windows vs linux by Anne+Honime · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Wait, so a free society is a society without authority?

      Nope ; it's a society where resepect is earned, not brutally enforced. Good parents never have problems setting rules, because they can explain their purposes.

  13. Re:Yea right by CSMastermind · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hey same with porn filters...so screw it forget filters all together. It's possible to write software that would be realivitly hard for kids to bypass. The point that worries me most about this is not the fact that kids might get around it...but that parents need it. Where exactly will kids get games that their parents don't want them to play? Even if they get them, shouldn' the parents have taught them better than to play games they disapprove of?

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  15. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What makes it tick?

    "Wallfly: ...Is self-learning and automatically updated so that existing policies and restrictions will apply to even the newest software without additional administration. ...Is hacker resistant. Attempts to tamper with or disable WallFly will cause an alert to be emailed to the parent. Renaming files or installing new games does not fool WallFly."

    So it learns by itself what the files are? The ESRB doesn't publish the rating for a given md5sum (and even then, games could be patched with a NOP at the beginning or end, or games that update themselves would evade the checksum).

    Unless it checks to see whether the title in the .exe file "metadata" matches a blocked title, which would be easy to 'fix'.

    Just some thoughts... any ideas?

  16. God I love stock photos. by beswicks · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Really nice picture on the product page of a father and son using an Apple iBook...

    Shame the software is for Windows.

    Personally I would suggest not buying games for a child that are rated above his/her age...

    Also how does it stop a kid from playing Flash games in a web browser instead of researching homework...

    Or that the kid probabally knows more about the computer than ma or pa.

  17. This is actually quite good by scronline · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When you're a hormone driven teenager porn is something that will somehow mysteriously find it's way to you. 2 out of 5 machines that were brought into my shop TODAY were here because of damage to the system. 1 was a 15 year old, the other 16. Both had P2P and "other" items on it. One machine literally had 90gigs of porn! Take about having his stroke material all planned out. Granted, I'm talking about the blockster and not the wallfly, but either is a great thing. it would even be better if they were in a package together since they both are kind of the same overall purpose.

    Anyway, both parents were extremely upset as they had BOTH told their kids no P2P network crap but they did it anyway. Of course, if they didn't let them have their computers in their room that might have been a bit different, but what do I know?

    Anyway, this is a great idea, in my humble opinion. I receive calls all the time from parents wanting to know how to stop their kids from getting into that kind of crap.

  18. Don't be fooled! by uncoveror · · Score: 2, Funny

    The V-chip is not about protecting the children. It is a surveillance device. This new software version for computers is probably no different.

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  19. to go one further by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    kids will attempt to thwart their parents' will just to do so. An expression of their independence.
    That said, I don't know what I'd prevent a kid at that age (15-16) from playing. Him playing video games beats the hell out of throwing pumpkins at mailboxes or sucking cock at rest stops. (ok those were really unrealistic examples but I'm stoned)

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    1. Re:to go one further by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      playing video games beats the hell out of throwing pumpkins at mailboxes or sucking cock at rest stops

      Who says you can't do all three?

    2. Re:to go one further by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or getting stoned and posting on slashdot...

  20. As a parent of four, this is my opinion by CrackHappy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My oldest just turned 9.

    We monitor his game usage pretty much all the time he is using it, and the computer is set up in such a way that anyone can see what's on the monitor at almost any time, as it is set up in the main living room.

    He is only allowed to play games which:
    1) I have played.
    2) I do not feel is too violent or sexual in nature.
    3) Which I feel will not alter his behaviour in an undesirable way.

    I feel that #3 can be important. If you do not pay close attention to the way your child acts after they play a video game, the results could surprise you. He was playing what I had at the time thought of as a rather non-violent game - a space conquest game that is basically just a strategy game. There are no characters, no people of any kind in it at all, but it actually seemed to have a detrimental effect on him and he became more violent. Almost as soon as I cut his access off, his attitude and behaviour improved.

    At another time, he was playing what I considered to be a graphically violent game, but it did not affect him adversely at all. In fact he ended up identifying with the characters and gaining compassion because of it.

    I think that the ESRB ratings are a pretty good system, although they could still use improvement (what couldn't?).

    As a parent, I have seriously considered getting the software in TFA, not because of the ratings system that it uses, but because it helps me regulate the amount of time he gets to use it for. It would be very useful to have an objective system by which I can "pay" him for doing his chores by granting him an extra hour a week to play. Trying to monitor his time on the computer is a lot harder without a tool like this.

    I have complete control over my home computer, so it's not a matter of access to games, but of access for the TIME to play them. I would much rather punish my son by reducing his weekly allotment of computer play time by 1/2 an hour than standing him in time-out or making him do extra chores.

    To me this is a tool to be used to help me parent effectively, not as a substitute for my parenting.

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  21. As a informed parent, I protest. by NullProg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a friend to a lot of other parents who don't know the difference between M,T, and E ratings, only the video game makers are to blame for this. The self-regulating ratings are a joke.

    I don't believe in censorship for video games (government or otherwise). I regulate (censor) what my kids see/do, but thats my right as a parent.

    I think another rating system is in order for the clueless who buy eight year old Johnny Doom III because he asks for it.

    Whatever happend to /noblood /nosex etc. options (Duke3D, Mortal Combat)?

    Food for thought,
    Enjoy.

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  22. this stuff never works by Scudsucker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Complaining about "lazy parenting" aside, there are always problems with censorship via software. My first experience with the web was in high school, and in my comptuer class one of our assignments was to make a web page. So I started looking for links for stuff I was interested in at the time, like X-Men comics. All the sites I came up with were blocked by the schools net filter. After thinking "wtf? X-Men comics are PG!", I tried an experiment, and typed in www.playboy.com, and hit enter. Boom! Up comes the site with a nice picture of Miss October. So their filter would block comic books fit for 6 year olds, and yet the homepage for the most famous adult magazine in the country was wide open?

    Yeah, this was a few years ago, but I have a more recent example: a swearing filter for the game Counter-Strike. The problem? You couldn't say "I had good competition earlier from Japan", because "tit", "lier", and "jap" were filtered. You could, however, say "I just had orgazmic intercourse with a dead baby's skull" and be just fine with the filter. I wonder which statement the server admin would find more offensive.

    So now matter how advanced filtering gets, you'll always have examples of stupid things that get blocked or allowed through.

  23. Won't Stop a Computer Litereate Kid by UnderDark · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Being 15, I can tell you that if my parents were to install this, I would simply kill it. I'm Admin on my box, so I don't have to worry about profiles. Even if my parents manage to sneak something like this on, and block me from deleting it: how does it stop me from booting into DOS and deleting it there? All my parents need to do is talk, it does a lot more than a lame peice of software could ever hope to do.

  24. Oh Dear God, the Flood Begins by CrankyFool · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A) Why not just not buy them the games?

    Because maybe you _didn't_ buy them the games, but they borrowed them from friends, or bought them with their own money; or maybe the games are for you, not for the little tykes;

    B) Why, when I was a kid and they tried to do this to me, I hax0red the PC to let me do it anyway! Any average kid will be able to do this in about 5 minutes!

    I call bullshit, and would like to see cite. "A person I know did it" is an anecdote. An anecdote is not the singular form of evidence. Sure, some kids will be able to get around this; some kids won't bother and will do something else. It's not like you're betting your life on their inability to hax0r the system.

    C) Parents should just pay attention to their kids!

    Right. Because the correct answer is for the parent to always watch over the kid's shoulder. That'll help the kid develop well.

    Look, I'm not an advocate of this tool, and I wouldn't use it with my kids -- I grew up in a household where my dad's firearms were easily accessible to me with no lock in the way. Instead of hiding them from me, my dad taught me how to use them safely and said "whenever you'd like to shoot them, I'll go with you." Not quite the same thing with porn, but that's because I didn't ask. But some parents would like to do what they can to make it so their kids don't have access to these sorts of games, and while this isn't a panacea (hey Bobby, can I come over and play UberViolence? Thanks!), it can be helpful.

  25. What is comming next... by John+Seminal · · Score: 3, Funny
    This software solution will not work or last.

    Government will force computer manufacturers to put a V-chip, hardware, in the computer. They already did it with TV's. Why? Because hardware is much more difficult to hack than software. Look at how much more difficult it is to pirate games for the playstation, you need a mod chip, not just a copy of the game. And that costs extra money, and takes time. Plus, if you try and add the chip on your own, you could fry the whole system.

    I would also like an alarm system to sound when the kid tries to play a game they are not allowed to play. A nice loud siren. Maybe the monitor can flash red too.

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  26. great by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 4, Funny
    Who says you can't do all three?

    You know something about GTA:4 the rest of us don't?? Spill it!

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  27. Re:Have mercy, Strapon SALLAY! Free lesbians here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our new free lesbian porn troll.

  28. Re:Yea right by Bullfish · · Score: 3, Informative

    Frankly, as others said, parenting is a lot of hard work. And you must be consistent. As for them doing things other than what they were taught, get real, all kids do things that would curl their parent's hair. The best thing I've done is told the kids that if they abused their net priviledges, I would lock them out of the machine via the bios. And I've done it. I also pointed out that if the case was opened and the password cleared via jumper that the next time they went to used the computer it would have a keylock on it and the next time they used a computer in the house AMD would be marketing 512 bit CPU's

    They know I mean it, because I've followed through on everything else I've said. That's the key, them knowing you will follow through, first time, every time. And that's regardless of how much they whine

  29. Re:V Chip for TV doesn't work by Ryunosuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    to be honest with you, i didn't even know it was still around. So this article was a little surprising to me. I'm all for the software, the same way I'm all for the V chip. The people who came up with this and the ones who impliment it feel better about us heathens, and the general public never use them, and forget about the whole thing. Let the system think it's safe, while the rest of us go on with our lives like normal. Hope I explained that well enough.

  30. Breeding Computer Prodigies by BBrown · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most of us should be cheering for this one!

    This sort of technology -- software meant to restrict freedoms -- will simply redirect the time the child wants to spend on the computer playing games into time learning how to break through the software.

    He'll learn how weak the Windows operating system is for security, perhaps even take a crack at his parent's passwords.

    Obviously, once he grows up and realizes as a twelve year old he could break into Windows, he'll make sure to consistently use a flavor of Linux to protect his interests.

    All this because he wasn't playing some mindless point and click shoot-em-up game.

  31. Rephrase the caption... by mark-t · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "CBS news is reporting that SMARTGUARD software is releasing a new application that will allow parents to have the illusion that they control their children's PC gaming".

    Because that's all it will ever be, an illusion.

    Kids get around their parents porn-proofing the computers all the time, the number of kids this will stop from playing those games is inconsequential.

  32. Re:Why would you need this program? by mark-t · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because most people don't run an operating system on their home game computer that actually and effectively implements this level of control

  33. Parenting by Beolach · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Everytime I see articles like this, there's a plethora of comments along the lines of "Gee, why don't the parents just, I dunno, do some parenting!"

    Guess what? This is a form of parenting. Whether it's an effective, or good method of parenting is debatable, but a parent who uses software like this is making an effort at raising their child to be what they consider to be a good moral person. Your opinion of what a good moral person is may differ; and the methods they choose to try to promote their morals may not be as effective as they think, but they are making an effort.

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  35. Keep this away from my wife! by binaryspiral · · Score: 2, Funny

    For gawd sakes keep this story away from my wife... I'd hate to get forced into doing laundry or some other helpful chore around the house when I could instead be fraggin' the heck out of some anonymous sucker.

  36. ESRB Ratings by The+Raffy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it really going to make any kind of difference considering the way that the ESRB rates games i mean things like a 15+ rating for comic mischeif but a rating of 13.5 for medium level animated violence the sysytem makes so little sense why not make it like the ratings are in Australia and New Zealand and base the ratings purley on game content and like violence and gore and what not.

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  37. Re:Yea right by EvanED · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On the other hand, you're sitting here saying "god damn", "asshole", and "fuck" casually.

    Not saying that it's from the games specifically, but you're not exactly one I would hold up as a good example of what behavior you want to encourage.

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  39. Valuable education by stewwy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unless parents use this kind of software /hardware we will not help train the next generation of hackers. :)
    If you try to ban this or that kids first reaction is to see what all the fuss is about, instead let them know you're unhappy with their choice of game if you don't approve. As a parent I always try all my kids games ( good excuse to the wife for those 6 hr all- night gaming sessions 'it's for the kids!!!)
    I often don't agree with classifications anyway, as the parent my views are much more important than some faceless commitee full of 'special interest' and 'friends' of the great and the good, probably with delinquent kids and several failed relationships anyway.
    I believe my kids respect my opinions because I play the games, thus I can steer them towards the games I approve of.

  40. ctrl+alt+delete by krunk4ever · · Score: 2, Informative

    any child with even the tiniest bit of smartness will know about ctrl+alt+delete and how to disable software. some might say that parents would not give the access rights for their child to turn it off, but if the parent knew about access rights in the 1st place, they wouldn't have needed the vchip.

    remember back in the good old days when the favorite 2 key combo after ctrl+alt+del was alt+tab? before starting any game, i would open a word document (partially filled in, u dont want to get caught with an empty word document). whenever my parents walked in, a quick alt+tab and it'll look like i'm serious at work.

    also, how will this vchip detect flash games. many of the internet games nowadays are programmed in flash.

  41. I like the idea in a way... by NoMercy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a nice tool which I'd probably set only to stop games rated Adult, I'd rather my kids don't get exposed to some of the darker parts of society before they have to.

    As others have pointed out, it's no fix for proper parenting, though it'd help a lot of parents knew how to use computers.

  42. Fine by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whatever as long as this means stupid parent groups will get off the backs of the game developers. Personally i think digital TV standards should come with a more accurate censorship system, since most countries are about to switch over to digital now is the perfect time to get this into the set top boxes people are about to buy - basically the system should be similar to the v-chip except its user-configurable to censor anything from an entire channel to just a program to just a scene or second or two of video or even black out a portion of the screen and the same with audio. Not only that it should be configurable to be either 'censor all except material flagged ok' or 'only censor material flagged adult' this way its totally optional whether tv networks actually encode their programs but they have the incentive to do so because they know there will be lots of people setting it to censor all by default. This would totally solve all censorship and free-speech issues on both sides of the political spectrum forever.

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  43. Ridiculous by anomaly · · Score: 3, Informative

    it's just not realistic anymore to expect to have a parent at home at all the same times as the children

    WHAT!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!
    It is hard, to be sure, but it is absolutely realistic and possible to have one parent at home when the kids are home

    (assuming a two-parent household where there's a good relationship between the parents, and both parents are physically and emotionally healthy - where healthy is defined as behavior within currently acceptable social norms)

    This is about life choices, people. You (generally) choose the quality of your relationship with your spouse; you choose where to live, what kind of cars to drive, how much you spend on yourself, and what your priorities are!

    Our family of six lives on my income alone. We own a relatively small home, we drive used cars, we shop for bargains - yardsales, freecycle, etc - and we have healthy, well adjusted kids where mom is home with them.

    It's my job to earn an income, and then to come home and co-parent my kids. That means after a tough day at the office I come home, take the baby from my wife, and keep the rest of the kids entertained while she finishes preparing dinner. We play as a family together until time for bed when it's my responsibility to share the workload with my wife. I grocery shop after the kids are in bed or I take the kids with me so that she gets some rest.

    The point is we CHOSE to live a more fiscally conservative lifestyle so that our kids could have a parent at home. Our income is above 'average' but I am sure that we could do this on an 'average' income. If it was too expensive to live in a metro area, we could move someplace cheaper. It's all a choice.

    Almost everyone could choose this, too. There ARE exceptions as noted above. Some of those exceptions could be eliminated. Got a bad marriage? Work on turning it around! Bad health? Most health problems are related to lack of activity and obesity. Perhaps there's a place to start.

    Let's avoid some of the knee-jerk responses, while I'm at it. If you have serious illness - HIV/AIDS, Cancer, MS, and a whole host of others, it's going to be MUCH harder to make it work having a parent at home. If you have a drug-addicted or absent partner, having a parent at home is impossible.

    Let's talk about the middle of the bell curve, not the extremes. People can make financial and personal sacrifices to provide a present parent. Most are simply too selfish to do so, or they have never thought through the fact that they ARE making choices. With appropriate self-evaluation, and a willingness to do without, most two-parent families could have both parents at home. They just don't.

    This is not a lack of realism, but rather a lack of wisdom.

    BTW - it IS good parenting to lock away guns, cleaners, prescription medicines, etc. This software helps parents with some kids, by choice, and I consider that a good thing.

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

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