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Exploding Toads
Badly Configured writes "The city of Hamburg in Germany is plagued by exploding amphibians (The Times, BBC, press release from the city, in German). People are warned not to go near the unstable animals for the fear of being hit. Experts have tested the toads for bacteria and chemicals, yet the reason for the animals going off remains a mystery..." From the article: "The toads' entrails are propelled for up to a metre (3.2ft), in scenes that have been likened to science fiction. Scientists are baffled. Possible explanations include a unknown virus or a fungus in the pond. "
I think maybe I know.
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You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
Imagine waking up christmas morning, and one of your presents jumps up into the air? That would rock. Everyone will want an exploding toad for christmas.
There must be a Scanner in the area practicing. If I lived near there, I think I'd move away quickly!
Exploding Toads? Back in my day we had Exploding Whales. Well OK, it was only one whale, and they used a half-ton of dynamite, but it was still very impressive!
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In other news, hordes of Frenchmen we seen heading to the border with a knife and fork in each hand!
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or as the hip kids say these days "climate change". Either that or we have to go find a relevant passage in the bible (preferably the book of revelations) or some random drawl that nostradamus pumped out.
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I remember a long time ago seeing a rather disgusting documentary about regular plague-level swarms of animals, including frogs. At the breeding time of the year, they would swarm over the roads and part of a town in their urge to find spawning grounds. And then there was this guy who was paid to run over frogs in his car to try and reduce the number of frogs that invaded the town. Anyway, that's irrelevent background information.
The point that I remember that's appropriate: frogs can't burp. So they would explode if this guy ran them over from the back-first (rather then head-first, where their guts were squeezed out of their backside). So what's probably happening here is:
(1) The toads eat something nasty.
(2) The nasty thing releases *a lot* of gas as it's digested.
(3) The toad can't burp - and for some reason can't fart either - so it swells up and eventually explodes.
Anyway, that's my best guess based on the information in those articles: something foreign (but not necessarily toxic) has got into their food supply.
I was hoping one of news services would have video. It would be best if there was one illustrating the suicide maneuver, startling a crow diving in for attack.
I like the theory of suicide, with one generation protecting the the future generations as all crows will from now on be scared off.
What we're really going to find is kids have been feeding them PopRocks at night.
Yanno, mentioning that the guts were propelled 3.2 feet into the air sounds kinda like someone had nothing better to do than to measure the size of the splats with more precision than most people would consider sane. Now, I've had my suspicions about the Germans, but this is worse than anything I've previously read.
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Wow. Screw cremation. Screw being burried. This is how I want to go. Just tie my carcass to a medium sized rocket full of explosvies, fire me up, and boom. I think that's a good way for people to remember me by.
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You're probably refering to the Austrailian documentary Cane Toads.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0130529/
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If were lucky, they can isolate the disease and use it to infect the cane toads in Australia. Exploding poisonous toads!
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It's actually also happening in Denmark now.
In a small town in western Denmark called Laasby, the toads are also exploding. Another weird thing is, that it often occurs between 2 and 3 in the night.