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Mars Rover Stuck in a Dune

Bamfarooni writes "The NASA Mars rover Opportunity has gotten stuck in a dune, buried up to the hubs of the wheels. While they haven't given up yet, it doesn't look good for the little guy who's now 359 days into the extended mission." From the article: "The Mars machinery had been cruising southward across the open parking lot-like landscape of Meridiani Planum, full of larger and larger ripples of soil. Opportunity has been en route to its next stopover, Erebus crater, nestled inside an even larger crater known as Terra Nova."

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  1. Figures. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was probably attacked by a giant sandworm.

  2. muu by ondjultomte · · Score: 5, Funny

    They need bigger wheels! Knew they shoulda opt for those shiny 18" !

  3. Dear NASA by Letter · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dear NASA,

    If you had let Xzibit and West Coast Customs pimp out the Rover with 20 inch rims you would have avoided this problem.

    Letter

    1. Re:Dear NASA by Talking+Goat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Whitest. Post. Ever.

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  4. Job well done by witchman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Too bad if it's permanently stuck, but what an amazing success for this mission, which has gone on far longer that it was planned for. I hope the NASA engineers get the recognition they deserver for this job well done.

  5. Dear NASA & JPL by computerme · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If any NASA or JPL people are reading this thread I have one thing to say:

    Mission _very_ accomplished.

    The human race knows infinitely more of our red neighbor thanks to your hard work.

    THANK YOU!

  6. Demolition derby by mrseigen · · Score: 5, Funny

    They have two rovers. The solution is obvious.

    1. Re:Demolition derby by saskboy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now Disney can get in on the NASA act, and make a children's movie about the Two Rovers that Left Home.

      One got stuck, and the other one thousands of kilometers away, goes on a desperate mission to cross the planet to rescue Opportunity before his battery runs out. All this with help from his sidekick Marvin the Martian, NASA JPL Jake, and Duney the Dune.

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  7. Don't give up, NASA! by bigtallmofo · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We are very optimistic that we'll be able to get out of here, but we're really going to take our time doing it."

    It sounds like NASA is going to use a technique I discovered playing video games as a child. If you're stuck somewhere, just wiggle the joystick back and forth for a few hours to see if you can work your way out of it. Too bad they can't reload a saved game. I found that technique helpful too.

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  8. BattleBots by RealityMogul · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only NASA engineers watched more BattleBots they'd have realized that they needed a flipper arm underneath.

  9. More info by Cyclotron_Boy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There's discussion on the Mars Rover Discussion Board and again. It seems careful Rover Watchers noticed that it hadn't moved in a few days, and started to wonder why. Apparently NASA had to say something, because people were asking questions.

    1. Re:More info by Cyclotron_Boy · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, this shot from the Mars Rover site shows the front wheels pretty well buried and covered with caked-on soil.

  10. Re:Dune, my ass by TCQuad · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My bet is that its grounded on the wreckage of Beagle II. :)

    I was going to dismiss this out of hand, but FTA, Opportunity did find two small craters right before running aground. The cause?
    They could have been created by an object from space that was large enough to make it through the martian atmosphere without burning up.

    And, let's not forget:
    "Given that these two craters haven't been covered by sand even though they are surrounded by sand ripples on a flat plain lends support to the idea that they're fairly recent."

  11. This is what *REALLY* happened by netglen · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're too embarrased to admit it, but they actually found the rover on red cement blocks and some Mars fiend has stolen the wheels.

  12. Wrong guys are driving the thing... by kenneytechnologies · · Score: 5, Funny

    We need to get those volvo driving NASA geeks out of the drivers seat and call in Cousin Clyde. Sure, he's used to driving a F350 with 10" lift and 32" mudboggers, but hell, just tell him it's eight wheel drive and there's a case of PBR in it for him. He'll have it unstuck in no time.

  13. Wow... by Seoulstriker · · Score: 5, Funny

    That really is a small planet!

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  14. Better sensationalized version... by theendlessnow · · Score: 5, Funny

    The rover is dead. Somebody has already stripped the hub caps and key'd the side of the vehicle. Left rear axle is up on blocks. Birds have covered the front and rear windows with poop. It doesn't look good for the little guy who's now 359 days into the extended mission. It is unlikely that a tow truck will reach it anytime soon.