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Tracking Sex Offenders via GPS for Life

ecmcn writes "According to Yahoo! news, the governor of Florida just passed a bill that, along with increasing the jail time served for convicted sex offenders, requires them to be tracked for life via GPS. No technical details about the tracking, but it mentions "warning authorities when a sex offender is someplace he shouldn't be". Maybe they can get Google maps to add red zones around all of the restricted areas."

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  1. Great idea. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    "warning authorities when a sex offender is someplace he shouldn't be"

    2005.05.02-14:49 WARNING: Jackson, Michael has left
    Neverland.
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    1. Re:Great idea. by telecsan · · Score: 5, Funny

      "warning authorities when a sex offender is someplace he shouldn't be"

      Correction:

      2005.05.02-15:52 WARNING: Jackson, Michael has entered Neverland.

      All the incidents were reported to have happened at the ranch, right?

    2. Re:Great idea. by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 4, Funny
      It's not news, it's lazy pseudojournalistic exploitation for ratings, and fame for the prosecutors. Take it from an old guy: CNN et al have tanked and turned into tabloid horsecrap. The golden age of news in the U.S. is over for now.

      Tell me about it. This weekend saw a never ending onslaught of "news" folk speculating over a missing Georgia bride-to-be. On CNN, Nancy Grace was hopping up and down insisting that "this is not a case of cold feet".

      It was.

      In the meantime, these Georgia children are still missing.

      And none of them have merited even a passing mention on even the local news stations.

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    3. Re:Great idea. by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1, Funny

      OK. So this is funny how?

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  2. GO AHEAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Track all you like. I'll be at the elementary school giving out candy if you need me. [fp]

    1. Re:GO AHEAD by MWoody · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not worried; most kids these days are taught not to take candy from anonymous cowards.

  3. Another Idea by timtwobuck · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why don't they just give them all t-shirts they have to wear instead?

    In 10 years its going to be there anyways, lets save the taxpayers some $$$ and cut to the chase.

  4. Might as well tag the kids as well by BubbleSparkxx · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well this seems awfully pointless unless we GPS all children.

    Doesn't the government have more important things to do, like regulate indecency on Satellite Radio or make sure Baseball is steroid free?

  5. Alerts marked as spam by PornMaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Too bad that any police department using AOL for e-mail won't get the alerts anyway...

  6. Lets be fair, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    Some of these kids are damn attractive, there's only so much willpower a human being can have.

  7. Re:Why stop there? by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm not a ballistics expert, but I believe different guns leave different identification marks on bullets, and unless Gil Grissom is lying to me, that's how some crimes are solved.

    In any case, they may be passing your idea as a law in Cali.

  8. Re:Why stop there? by Proney · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, thank you for your mindless idiotic jab at the President, but some of us here actually voted for him.

    That's alright, nobody's perfect.

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  9. Re:One Nation (Minor Revision) by Sandbox+Conspiracy · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... under Canada, with liberty and justice for all.

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  10. Re:Prevention by FictionPimp · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I was 16, I would of killed to have my face all over school saying I just scored. Unless the chick was ugly.

  11. Re:Why stop there? by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Funny
    " 4) Learn that screwing somebody you just met in a bar just might have a negative effect on the rest of your life "

    Hmm.....every action you take has a 'price'...but, really, where do YOU go to get laid on a regular basis? I find it is the best place to find good looking women, who you can sleep with...after all, that is a guy's purpose in life eh?

    At least till he gives up....and gets married....

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  12. Re:Uh... a bit severe, no? by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Depending on the state, the age of consent is anywhere from 14 (WTF?) to 18.

    Dude! Where is it 14?

    I mean... um... that's ... uh... terrible.

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  13. Re:Won't it be struck down? by Emetophobe · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet you statistically, 95% to 99% of sex offenders are male. On a side note, I would love to be molested by a female sex offender.

  14. Re:An age old question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Michael jackson has something to say about being born black and dying white...

  15. Congress must outlaw runaway brides! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    There is no greater threat to our nation than women acting like they are not the property of their Fathers, Husbands, and Fiances. In order to preserve our Christian values we must ammend the constitution to require all brides to wear a GPS unit for life!