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Might Episodes VII - IX Still Be Made?

LE UI Guy writes "According to the HoustonChronicle.com, with all the hype surrounding the recent release of ROTS, speculation abounds that someone may still take a stab at creating episodes VII - IX. Gary Kurtz, producer of Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back, gives some insight into where the storyline may, or may not, go. On a related note, Roger Ebert, is also giving a thumbs up to a continuation of the storyline as well. Where does the line start?"

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  1. YRO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    WTF?

    1. Re:YRO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      LMAO!

    2. Re:YRO? by kyleinc · · Score: 4, Funny

      Apparently it is one has the right to see those episodes and Lucas should be punished as a human rights criminal if he doesn't produce them.

    3. Re:YRO? by psetzer · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think Episodes 7-9 are specifically mentioned by name in the UN Convention on Torture and Inhumane Treatment.

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    4. Re:YRO? by oGMo · · Score: 4, Funny

      So are 1-3, didn't stop Lucas!

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    5. Re:YRO? by whiteranger99x · · Score: 2, Funny

      Two words: Chewbacca Defense.

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    6. Re:YRO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to ???. ??? leads to...profit.

    7. Re:YRO? by stfvon007 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Except that no lifespan has been defined for Jar jar's species They could live 30 years, or they could live 3000 years, though I think most fans would be in support of a short lifespan.

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    8. Re:YRO? by Clock+Nova · · Score: 4, Funny

      In a way, you're right. Lucas should produce them. PRODUCE them. Not write, not direct - produce. He's a great producer. The rest... I'm not so sure about.

      Wait a minute. Of course I'm sure.

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    9. Re:YRO? by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, Ben Affleck is slated to play Obi Wan Kenobi in the remake. Han Solo will be played by Commander Taco, and Linus Torvalds plays a cameo as a Finnish Wookie. Steve Balmer is the captain of the Death Star. Princess Leia will be played by Paris Hilton. You KNOW who Darl McBride will play. Excuse me now, I must go and have my head Roto-Rootered.

    10. Re:YRO? by seanmeister · · Score: 4, Funny

      Steve Balmer is the captain of the Death Star.

      That should read Steve Balmer is the Death Star.

    11. Re:YRO? by datadriven · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually that should be

      Sith! Sith! Sith! Sith! Sith! Sith!

    12. Re:YRO? by EpsCylonB · · Score: 4, Funny

      Girls can't direct.

    13. Re:YRO? by mbrewthx · · Score: 5, Funny

      I assume your not married...

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    14. Re:YRO? by Afrosheen · · Score: 3, Funny

      He might be married. He intended to say 'girls can't direct anything entertaining'. Lots and lots of drama, very little action, no explosions.

  2. It'll happen... by }InFuZeD{ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's way too much money to be made to just not continue the series with so much hype still alive.

    1. Re:It'll happen... by CyberSlugGump · · Score: 5, Funny


      I'm still waiting for Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money to come out!

    2. Re:It'll happen... by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought it was Spaceballs 3: In Search for the Second Episode

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    3. Re:It'll happen... by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Maybe the industry will want more, but Lucas has publicly stated he's done with Star Wars

      Then he said he's making two Star Wars TV series, one animated, one live action. Anyway, the world is full of principled artists who said they'd never do sequels, then did, rock bands that broke up and reofrmed to retread their hits. Lucas has already done 5 sequels. If he needs the money in a few years, he can just let someone else do it and collect 50 million for his signature.

    4. Re:It'll happen... by jolande · · Score: 4, Informative
      here is an article talking about a sequel in the works. My favorite idea was:
      One pithy fan suggested the new movie be called "Spaceballs I", and the original one renamed Spaceballs It-Was-Always-Episode-IV. We'll let you know what Brooks decides on.
    5. Re:It'll happen... by double-oh+three · · Score: 3, Informative

      No no no no no. It's Spaceball 3; The Search For Spaceballs 2.

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    6. Re:It'll happen... by falser · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A few months ago Mel Brooks made a statement that Spaceballs 2 was indeed in the works, and that he will be casting himself as Yogurt yet again. We shall see if it materializes.

    7. Re:It'll happen... by shokk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's be careful here. Lucas said that out of the prequel material, the meat of the story (60%) was in Sith and the rest was in Clones with some left over for Phantom Menace. The man has said that he has no more stories to tell in the Star Wars world. If we push him to make something up on the spot, we're going to end up with more Jedi Babies movies.

      The only way anything better is going to come out of this is if one of the better novel trilogies, like Heir to the Empire or Jedi Search. Or heck, just give us a Tales of the Jedi story from 4000 years ago to give us the story of the old Jedi order that was worth preserving instead of the fading arrogant order that Palpatine toppled.

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    8. Re:It'll happen... by thenerdgod · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, it is going to be called Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2

    9. Re:It'll happen... by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Informative
      When it first played in theatres, ANH was just titled Star Wars and there was no reference to "Episode IV" or "A New Hope". This was changed within a few months when it became clear that it would be possible to make more films in the same saga. Subsequent theatrical releases, and all TV and video, et al, releases, refer to "Episode IV: A New Hope" in the scrolling introduction.

      The process that lead to the film being made is well documented. Lucas did have a larger saga in mind, but few film directors, Lucas included, believe they'll be able to persuade a studio to fund an entire series from the get-go, so Star Wars, as it was, was intended to be more-or-less self-contained.

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    10. Re:It'll happen... by Xyrus · · Score: 2, Funny

      After RotJ, I can just imagine Ewoks with Jedi powers trying to mind-trick Wookie females into bed.

      The day will be saved by the muppets.

      Ugh.

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    11. Re:It'll happen... by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 3, Informative
      When it first played in theatres, ANH was just titled Star Wars and there was no reference to "Episode IV" or "A New Hope". This was changed within a few months when it became clear that it would be possible to make more films in the same saga. Subsequent theatrical releases, and all TV and video, et al, releases, refer to "Episode IV: A New Hope" in the scrolling introduction

      Almost. It wasn't a few months, but a few years; the movie was simply Star Wars from its original May 1977 release through its '78 and '79 reissues. Star Wars - Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back was released in May of 1980, and then the original movie was reissued in April of 1981; it was in this April '81 release that it first bore the onscreen title "Star Wars - Episode IV: A New Hope" (though the impending title change had been reported earlier, of course).

  3. I'm downloading Ep 7 right now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously though. The series had a happy ending, so what are they going to do? Morph a new bad guy? Have R2 turn evil?
    Make the ewoks rabid?

    1. Re:I'm downloading Ep 7 right now. by wyldeone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You've obviously never played any of the Jedi Knight games. They take place after the end of 6, and they focus on the rebuilding of the galaxy after the war. Also, just because the emperor and Vader are dead doen't mean that all of the Sith are. That, and the Empire's huge infrastructure is still around. Another leader could rise and rejuvenate the movement. Sorry--that was a little too nerdy. But If they want to, they'll find a plot.

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    2. Re:I'm downloading Ep 7 right now. by Bloomy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The connection was with Episode II, when Anakin killed the Tusken Raiders. The film cut to Yoda meditating in the Jedi temple, and you can hear Qui-Gon's saying "Anakin! Anakin! No!"

      From Yoda's Databank page on starwars.com :

      Not only had many Jedi died on Geonosis, but the very nature of death itself was now unclear to the wise old master. While meditating, Yoda had felt a traumatic event befall young Anakin Skywalker. At that very moment, he also heard the voice of Qui-Gon Jinn, a Jedi Master slain a decade previous. It was impossible for a Jedi to retain his identity after becoming one with the Force, yet he had heard it.

      It was another dangerous and disturbing puzzle for Yoda to solve while the Republic collapsed around him.

    3. Re:I'm downloading Ep 7 right now. by SPY_jmr1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      um. Error. Does not compute.

      Shadows of the Empire, while good, is NOT (NOTNOTNOTNOTNOT) written by Tim Zhan...

      The Thrawn trilogy is Heir to the Empire, Dark Force Rising, and The Last Command.

      Not that anyone shouldn't read them, they should.

      Just don't know why the parent got modded informitive, is all.

    4. Re:I'm downloading Ep 7 right now. by TDRighteo · · Score: 2, Informative
      Definately the prophecy was incorrectly interpreted, but I don't think that was how Anakin forfilled it.

      Note that compared to the all the material about how the Jedi Order under the Old Republic behaved, Luke Skywalker in RotJ is definately NOT a model jedi. He's just a little too passionate, and little too willing to bend the rules to resolve problems. At the end of RotJ, he's in no danger of falling to the Dark Side, but he's also not a jedi in the way the old Jedi Order would have accepted easily.

      The balance was restored by Anakin when he ensured that the last surviving Jedi, the one that would build a new Order, would know how a good man could fall to the Dark Side and yet still be redeemed. If Luke had triumphed over the Sith without help, he would have made the same mistakes the old Order made, or alternately fallen to the Dark Side himself.

      Instead, Luke was left with proof that total destruction of those that are Sith was not a good foundation to build a new Order on, and with a very good idea as to how to avoid the corruption of the Dark Side in the first place. A balanced approach.

    5. Re:I'm downloading Ep 7 right now. by thulsey · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Also, just because the emperor and Vader are dead doen't mean that all of the Sith are.

      Actually, it pretty much does, because there's only supposed to be two Sith at a time.

      Interesting. I always interpreted Yoda's statement about two Sith to mean "You'll never just find one wandering around killing people, there's always a master and an apprentice working as a team."

      NOT that there are only two in existence at any one given time...

      Also, that the Jedi wiped out the Sith much the same way that the Sith in turn wiped out the Jedi, so the Sith are in hiding, just like Yoda and Ben in the original trilogy.

  4. How about remaking episodes I-III... by Nova+Express · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ...so they, you know, made sense? And maybe had better acting for Anakin? And better direction? And no Jar-Jar? I mean, Lucas has tinkered with the earlier films, and they needed it a hell of a lot less.

    Anyway, I thought ROTS was good, but not great. My full review can be found here.

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    1. Re:How about remaking episodes I-III... by ThePromenader · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I see you on the doubtful good-to-evil switcharoo. That transformation could have been a story enough for two movies, but Lucas decided to pack it all into one, making it come across as... hokey.

      I also disliked Lucas' attempt to "explain" why the Jedi's were "good" and the sith "bad" - most of our fascination with the "Force" was exactly its vagueness, that it left so much open to our imagination. The Sith episode made being a jedi sound somehing along the lines of a... Fransican communist - a dogma which if actually applied would make any sort of self-development impossible. This also wasn't great for the film's "hokey factor".

      Yet unfortunately, if there will be a VII-IX, I think it will be a tale about the Force itself. If it is as badly written as the "first" three, get ready for some extreme hokiness.

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    2. Re:How about remaking episodes I-III... by 91degrees · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The thing is, TPM culd have been really good.

      We had a cool chase sequence at the beginning, a pod race, and a really cool battle at the end. Even the story wasn't too bad. It's just there are so many ways it could have been improved, that any fanboy could come up with.

      Start with action rather than a rather dull background about Trade routes and blockades. ANH got this right. with two ships shooting at each other.

      Make Anakin less annoying. Or make everyone else a bit irritated by him.

      Introduce R2D2 and C3PO right at the start. Lucas created these characters but doesn't seem to remember why. They serve the traditional purpose of a narrator. If any exposition is needed, they're the ones to do it. Hence we have Luke explaining to Artoo that he's going to Dagobah, a Threpio saying "Imperial stormtroopers? Here?".

      Jar Jar could at least have been made vaguely useful. How about if it turned out he was a competent general rather than a clown. The big land battle could have been cool rather than "funny". Ewoks were cute, funny and a bit stupid, but then they showed they were pretty handy in a battle against imperial stormtroopers.

      So you see, Lucas should have just hired me as a script editor :)

    3. Re:How about remaking episodes I-III... by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      contrary to jedi tradition of training padawans since early infancy so they could learn ro supress strong and negative emotions, luke was an adult when he started training, with all the emotional background you get in 20 years.

      thanks to this, he can do a thing most of us is capable of, bu a jedi cant. use rage to increase your strenght then return to your senses instead of going insane.

      the prophecy was right. anakin did bring balance to the force. he destroyed the dicotomy of "pure good" of the jedi and "pure evil" of the sith and laid the foundations of a new order that acts for good while still using strong emotions to drive the force.

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    4. Re:How about remaking episodes I-III... by Council · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It seemed fairly obvious to me, when they first mentioned the chosen one and the prophecy in Episode I, that the prophecy actually referred to Luke.

      Hearing Yoda say the bit about "perhaps prophecy the we misread did" (or whatever) confirmed this -- one of those things where had it been said in real life, it wouldn't be proof of anything, but that a writer included it in the movie absolutely tells you something.

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  5. Old man Luke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Luke, I am your grandson?

  6. Please God no. by nokilli · · Score: 5, Funny

    If there's a VII, VII and IX, you just know there's going to be X, XI, and XII after that.

    Then it's the prequel to the prequel. Negative I, II and III. I don't know, maybe Darth Vader discovers time travel.

    Unless you get Natalie Portman to be wearing that outfit Carrie Fisher wore in RotJ, I don't want to hear any more about it. Please.

    Enough already.

    1. Re:Please God no. by harkabeeparolyn · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Unless you get Natalie Portman to be wearing that outfit Carrie Fisher wore in RotJ, I don't want to hear any more about it. Please.

      Natalie Portman can keep her scrawniness to herself. She isn't woman enough to wear that outfit.

    2. Re:Please God no. by kenthorvath · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Then it's the prequel to the prequel. Negative I, II and III. I don't know, maybe Darth Vader discovers time travel.

      I think that I'd rather see a prequil trilogy to the first three than a sequel to the last three. There are a lot of questions that the third film raises. I would very much enjoy seeing that filled in. I won't go into details because of possible spoilers, but the sithlord's master seems pretty interesting and the lineage of apprenticeship seems to have some rather interesting implications...

    3. Re:Please God no. by ignorant_coward · · Score: 2, Funny


      Natalie Portman + Carrie Fisher = Not all of Han Solo got thawed...

    4. Re:Please God no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      The world is full of pretty girls just like them, but we don't make such big fuss about it.
      Dude, for real? She's fucking retardo hot...

      I totally got where Vader was coming from in the new movie... I would lay waste the entire lot of you if it would ensure I could continue to screw Portma^H^H^HPrincess Ama-ama-ama-gonna-fuck-her-brains-out.
    5. Re:Please God no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We already had Negative III & II - KOTOR1 & 2.
      Quite frankly, both (especially the first) are far superior to Lucas' latest offerings in just about every aspect.

  7. not gonna work by bLindmOnkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's been more than 25 years since the first three episodes came out. So much has changed then that if movies taking place after episode 6 were to to be made now episodes 4,5,and 6 would just be smack in the middle of a bunch of episodes made with cg and crummy love scenes. Episode III was welll worth the wait, but I think it's time to put the series to rest.

  8. The line starts.... by ericdano · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The line starts away from where Lucas is. He can't write an interesting story to save his life.

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    1. Re:The line starts.... by orichter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I disagree. Writing a good story and putting together good visual effects are what Lucas is great at. What he can't do is write decent dialogue, or direct properly. That's why Empire Strikes Back was so good. He didn't write the dialogue, or direct. The story, however, was his.

  9. 3 Stages by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 4, Funny
    Stage 1 - Phantom Menace:
    "Lucas you sonofabitch, you have shat upon my childhood."

    Stage 2 - Attack of the Clones:
    "I still hate him even though these movies are absolutely gorgeous. Last 15 minutes were ok."

    Stave 3 - Revenge of the Sith:
    "Wow that was cool seeing all those early Darth Vader moments and... wha? no more? Noooooooooooooo! Make more! MAKE MORE"

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  10. I hear by whiteranger99x · · Score: 5, Funny

    that in these sequels, the Ewoks will shoot first.

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  11. Where it may go. by PseudoThink · · Score: 4, Funny
    Gary Kurtz, producer of Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back, gives some insight into where the storyline may, or may not, go.

    My guess is it'll go "up". That's the only place it can go, from these last three travesties of writing/directing.

    Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.
  12. the thrawn trilogy of course by jaxdahl · · Score: 2, Informative

    peter zahn is the author of these heir to the empire dark force rising the last command

    1. Re:the thrawn trilogy of course by tangent3 · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm pretty sure they were written by Timothy Zahn. Yes, I have the books sitting on my shelf behind me...

  13. I just hope it won't be George Lucas by melted · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I just hope it won't be George Lucas. Let's face it, Star Wars could have been 10 times more dramatic and interesting than it was, and George Lucas' storytelling and directing skills are pathetic. He's a good businessman, and a visionary, but that's where it ends, really. ROTS, while better than the previous two installments, falls short of what it could have been. The story of ROTS would barely fill 20 minutes of screen time if it wasn't for CG.

  14. It'd be silly for them to end the star wars saga. by francisew · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Although Lucas may be tired of making star wars movies, or perhaps simply not want to be remembered as 'the guy who made star wars', I think it would be silly for them to not continue the stories. They have a storyline that is at least as interesting as the star trek franchise, although I wouldn't want to see it exploited to death as star trek has been. Most non-geeks I talk to express interest in seeing further star wars movies, and that's definitely my hope. For anyone who hasn't seen it yet, I saw it yesterday, and it was pretty good. I just feel bad for people who will see all 6 movies in order, because a lot of the excitement of episodes 4-6 came from the surprises inherent in the relationships between characters. Now that it's all laid out so clearly, it might make 4-6 much less interesting. I'd like to see more star wars prequels.

  15. You mean 3 Stooges, right? by nokilli · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stooge 1 - Moe:
    "You're holding the wrong end of your light saber, moron."

    Stooge 2 - Larry:
    "This isn't a light saber. Moron."

    Stooge3 - Curly:
    "Now THIS is using the force, Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk."

    Stooge 3 1/2 - Shemp:
    "I always knew they were gay."

  16. Re:Lucas should seal the saga by bladesjester · · Score: 2, Insightful

    *smirks*
    Nightmare on Endor

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  17. Lucas seems to be ambivalent by jd · · Score: 5, Insightful
    He seems to have ruled out making them himself, but the last I heard, he was openly thinking about the idea of having them made by someone.


    Certainly, the plan all along was to have a 9-parter. He said so himself, shortly after the original Star Wars movie came out. (Those in the UK at the time might remember the interview with George Lucas that was broadcast on Ask Aspel, at about that time.)


    He has said that others have done "plenty" in the post-ROJ era, but that could mean anything. He could mean that some published (or UNpublished) existing work by himself or someone else would form the basis for 7-9 - ie: nothing new has to be written, as it already is.


    The fact that episode III grossed so much in the first day might cut either way. On the one hand, it proves Star Wars is still worth a LOT of money. On the other hand, it gives Mr Lucas a chance to bow out of Star Wars on the kind of high note that very very few directors ever get to have. Star Wars is worth a lot, but so is a good image, and right now Mr Lucas has one of the best images out there.


    Probably the deciding factor will be the advancement of computer-generated graphics. George Lucas has clearly proven that he likes high-tech toys, with I-III, and even IV-VI had some impressive effects for the day and the budget. (IV was the shoestring of shoestrings, by all accounts, but still pulled off some pretty good special effects which stood the test of time.)


    If, within the next few years, we see some really good rendering engines - cone-tracer + radiosity (or better) at speeds fast enough for live-action - then maybe Mr Lucas would do the last 3 parts just to play with the new gizmos. I could believe it.


    On the other hand, if we see a stagnation, with no real improvements in quality but maybe just a bit more quantity, then the technology won't coax him out. That would be my bet. He's had his fun with what's out there, he'll want something that is NEW for the last 3, if he's to think it worth it on those grounds.


    Of course, I'm probably completely wrong, but it's always fun to speculate about such things.

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    1. Re:Lucas seems to be ambivalent by discogravy · · Score: 4, Funny
      On the other hand, it gives Mr Lucas a chance to bow out of Star Wars on the kind of high note that very very few directors ever get to have.

      Because if there's one thing that George Lucas is known for, it's restraint and knowing when to stop, right?

      I can't wait until he re-re-re-releases IV, V and VI with computer-aided wooden actors replacing everyone that wasn't Mark Hammil (whose acting was bad enough that Lucas probably won't want to change it.)

    2. Re:Lucas seems to be ambivalent by Hortensia+Patel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "If, within the next few years, we see some really good rendering engines - cone-tracer + radiosity (or better) at speeds fast enough for live-action"

      Huh? What does speed have to do with anything? It's not as if they're compositing in the CGI in realtime. If production time is the worry, just buy a bigger render farm.

  18. Jesus, battered wife syndrom anybody? by grasshoppa · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously. How many times does Lucas get to kick us in the nuts before we finally decide enough is enough?

    "He really didn't mean Episode 1&2, and especially Jar Jar. He really does love me. We deserved what we got from Ep 1&2"

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  19. Let's hope not by AntsInMyPants · · Score: 2, Insightful
    As disappointing as they were, the prequel trilogy when combined with the original trilogy creates a nice, balanced story of the fall and redemption of Anakin Skywalker. It also puts Luke's temptations in Empire and Return of the Jedi into sharper focus. The father was turned, will Luke as well?

    An additional trilogy would be just some tacked on stories.

  20. I hate to break it to you, but... by hound3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...those were made a long time ago.

    Episode VII: The Ewok Adventure
    Episode VIII: Ewoks: The Battle for Endor
    Episode IX: Star Wars Holiday Special

  21. Creative Commons License Star Wars! by mattbelcher · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since Lucas is fine with fan-made Star Wars films, as long as they don't make a profit, perhaps Lucas will see it in his heart to release the franchise to the public in his will under some friendly Creative Commons license. I'd love to see what independent film makers could do with the material using the technology of 2050.

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  22. Here's a great idea... by gamer4Life · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's do X, XI, XII

    then wait 10 years to do VII, VIII, IX

  23. traditional saga format? by LuxFX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was told once that Lucas was following a traditional saga format, where a nine-part story was told starting with the second third, followed by the first third and then the last. Is anyone familiar enough with traditional/ancient story formats to verify this?

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    1. Re:traditional saga format? by JollyGoodChase · · Score: 3, Informative

      One only has to look at the work of the Irish folk-teller, Táin Cúailnge and his quest cycle "The Second Battle of Mag Tuired" to see the roots of Lucas' dramatic framework and where he fleshes it out like the "La Camara Prohibida" of Iberian writer, Cayetano Coll y Toste.

  24. Get Uwe Boll on the phone... by The+Barking+Dog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...and let him make movies of "Knights of the Old Republic"!

  25. Keeping the Spirit of "Star Wars" Alive by reporter · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The "Star Trek" saga, which has earned much less money than the "Star Wars" saga, became 5 televisions series and 2 sets of movies. Rest assured that "Star Wars" will continue as more widescreen movies in the future.

    Hopefully, George Lucas will not destroy his own creation by cheapening it.

    One of the principal problems with "Star Trek" is that there have been too many television shows and too many movies. After a while, the plots start to eerily repeat themselves. The novelty is gone, and "Star Trek" now just looks like another washed-up television show. If you saw last week's final episode of "Enterprise", you will understand what I mean.

    Someone must slap some sense into George Lucas. He should immediately pull the plug on the new television shows. The rare gem (i.e. 6 movies with the "Star Wars" theme) is treasured. The commonplace grains (i.e. weekly episodes of "Star Wars") of sand is just banal crap. If Lucas wants to produce any more "Star Wars" film, then he should focus only on the movies.

    "Right, you are. Young Slashdotter. A law, we need. At most 10 'Star Wars' movies per century, we should make!" Yoda concurs.

    1. Re:Keeping the Spirit of "Star Wars" Alive by Schemat1c · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hopefully, George Lucas will not destroy his own creation by cheapening it.

      You're right, he would never do something cheap like allowing his characters to appear in diet pepsi commercials or something.

      Doh!

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      "Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better." - Unknown
    2. Re:Keeping the Spirit of "Star Wars" Alive by Everleet · · Score: 2, Interesting
      5 televisions series

      Six. And Star Trek has definitely earned more money...I have no idea whether it made more though.

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      It's tragic. Laugh.
    3. Re:Keeping the Spirit of "Star Wars" Alive by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One of the principal problems with "Star Trek" is that there have been too many television shows and too many movies.

      I disagree. The problem with Star Trek is that B&B milked it instead of building it. Roddenberry's Star Trek created new and interesting characters and villans. Berman's Star Trek only milks the existing ones for money.

      Under Roddenberry, the Borg were scary. Under Berman, they were pathetic. Under Roddenbery, characters had internal conflict because of who they were. (e.g. Spock suppressing emotions, Data attempting to achieve them, Worf reconciling his human home with his Klingon blood, etc.) Under Berman characters were lifeless and without conflict. (e.g. Janeway, Kes, Neelix, Harry Kim, etc.) Even cases where Berman attempted conflict (Kira, B'Elanna, Paris, etc.) it ended up getting brushed off because it just wasn't believable. Then they'd pull it out of the closet on occasion to force an emotional issue instead of making the conflict integral to the character.

      Give Star Trek to someone with talent and I think you'll find that it can still recapture some of its lost magic.

    4. Re:Keeping the Spirit of "Star Wars" Alive by wayne606 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do you have any idea how many lousy books have been written in the Star Wars universe, with Lucas's approval, if not guidance? It seems like hundreds... If that's not cheapening, what is?

      Besides, I have one word to reply to the idea that Star Wars is some kind of pristine gem that needs preserving: "Jar-Jar"

    5. Re:Keeping the Spirit of "Star Wars" Alive by badasscat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Under Berman characters were lifeless and without conflict. (e.g. Janeway, Kes, Neelix, Harry Kim, etc.) Even cases where Berman attempted conflict (Kira, B'Elanna, Paris, etc.) it ended up getting brushed off because it just wasn't believable. Then they'd pull it out of the closet on occasion to force an emotional issue instead of making the conflict integral to the character.

      Well, this is pretty OT now, and I can't believe I'm about to defend Rick Berman, but you apparently didn't see the last couple seasons of Enterprise. Jolene Blalock's T'Pol was easily one of the most tormented characters in the history of Star Trek, with a mixed race (species?) just like Spock, but with the added burden of a pretty serious drug addiction that made her unable to fully suppress her emotions (though she never stopped trying).

      I used to watch Enterprise just to look at her, but towards the middle of the 2004 season her character started getting almost too deep for a Star Trek series. If they'd pushed it any further it would have been too much, and honestly in the hands of a different actress it may have been too much already... she played everything as understated as possible, but always you could tell there was this undercurrent of fear and pain (she's one of those actresses that can really convey a lot just by flicking her eyes back and forth).

      I do think Berman was a hack, but I don't think it's necessarily because he was as clueless as you think. I think he knew what he was doing, he just wasn't as interested in the same things you (or most Trek fans) were. But he occasionally did go out of his way to show that he was capable of doing interesting things with his characters.

      Let's also not forget that Roddenberry's characters weren't all particularly tormented either... Kirk, for example, wasn't really wrestling with any personal demons. The only one who really did have personal issues in the original series was Spock - the rest of the characters had to have external forces put upon them to cause conflict in any episodes that featured them.

  26. I guarantee a SW Movie every Summer by tekrat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Guys, please... WAKE UP.

    This is about MONEY... Lots and lots of money.

    Star Wars is a 20 Billion Dollar industry, all told, between movies, DVD, toys, merchandising tie-ins, commercials for those tie-ins, etc., etc., -- Nobody connected with it wants the gravy train to end. It's buying them a new car, a new house and a new yacht, and a new trophy wife.

    And when Lucas' kids inherit the franchise, and poor old George is dead, they will milk that cow until it dies. They will want a new Masteratti and mansion every year. People who are connected to the family will want to milk that cow to keep their incomes and lifestyles.

    Trust me. There will be a new Star Wars movie every Summer, every year, until people stop going to them and they no longer generate profit.

    Think about how long the Broccoli's have milked the James Bond franchise. The movies get worse and worse, but as long as people hand over money to see the latest crap-fest, they will keep making new crap-fests to take your money.

    I guarantee we'll be chatting about Star Wars Episode 20 in a decade or so...

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    If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
    1. Re:I guarantee a SW Movie every Summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Star Wars is a 20 Billion Dollar industry, all told, between movies, DVD, toys, merchandising tie-ins, commercials for those tie-ins, etc., etc., -- "

      Don't forget about TIE Fighters.

    2. Re:I guarantee a SW Movie every Summer by khallow · · Score: 2, Funny
      This can't be just about the money. If it were, he would release the original 3, unmodified. He knows there is huge number of people who want the originals that the profit to be made from the untouched originals would be huge.

      OTOH, retouching the movies every so often means that you can re-release them and get people to buy them. After all, have you seen Star Wars IV version 3.4.2 yet? It repatches the "Han Solo Shot First" bug.

  27. The Scripts were already written a long time ago by TheBlaze · · Score: 2, Informative

    www.supershadow.com has the plot scripts, and has had them for a long time, along with everything else about Star Wars. -Star Wars Episode VII: The Fallen Hero -Star Wars Episode VIII: The Republic in Crisis -Star Wars Episode IX: Victory of the Force

  28. My God, You People Are Bigger Whiners... by Paladin144 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ....than Anakin Skywalker!

    Honestly, what's with all the bitching and whining? I just saw Sith and it was fucking good. Yes, there are a few plot holes and the dialogue can seem clunky.

    It's a children's movie! Chill out, people.

    Can we look at the bright side for just a moment? The acting is better, the special effects are better, the story is better and the movie is almost pure action. Where's the problem?

    Lucas was holding out on us. The first two prequels were just warm-ups. This is the real deal.

    Besides, there's something that everybody is missing. I've been reading these SW articles for months now, and nobody has pointed out one of the best things about this movie. Sure, go to see SW for the lightsabers, for the explosions and all the cool CGI and aliens. But what makes it all worthwhile, cohesive and convincing to me, is the work of one man:

    John Williams.

    His music is brilliant and evocative. The music tells the story here - this is a space opera, after all. It sounds like slashdotters have spent too much time listening to Lucas' dialogue and not to the real voice of the film - the score. I beseech you - let the music tell the story. Williams has completed his masterwork in this movie, just as Lucas has. Together they form an incredible story/symphony that should not be missed. Everything is explained in the music. To those of us who know the motifs it is obvious from the first scene of Episode I who Darth Sidious truly is.

    If you haven't seen this movie, don't listen to the braying, ungrateful trolls on slashdot. See it for yourself - and hear it for yourself as well.

  29. They WILL be made by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I guarantee you another trilogy will appear. If there is any money to be made Lucas will make it.

    But the trilogy will not be announced for a while. First Lucas will have to make sure he sells all the movie tickets to Sith he can, then he must make sure he sells all the DVD disks he can. Then he will do a revision in the movies and issue YET ANOTHER DVD collection and sell all of that.

    Then he will combine the original series with the prequels and sell that. Then he might do another revision. During that time there will also be a TV series.

    And after everyone has gotten sick of the original trilogy and the prequels, and anyone with the remotest chance of buying the DVD set has bought it ... then Lucas will start work on another series.

    Now start your spending!

  30. Sorry, I disagree... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Have you read Timothy Zahn's Thrawn trilogy of sequels?

    If you got Zahn and a decent screenwriter to write the movie adaptations, and gave their work to a decent director, such as Irvin Kershner who did a good job at the helm of The Empire Strikes Back, then you'd have movie dynamite.

    The Thrawn trilogy books have it all. Dynamite story, dynamite action, dynamite drama, dynamite twists - the lot. If anything, perhaps there's too much good material there for it to be trimmed down to three two-hour movies, so maybe they'd be better suited to a TV mini-series but to suggest that there isn't any film or TV potential left in the Star Wars is criminal.

    Heck, even a bounty hunters film that used material from KW Jeter's Bounty Hunter Wars trilogy would be cool if handled with the appropriate care.

    --

    "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    1. Re:Sorry, I disagree... by Nasarius · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I liked Zahn's novels, but they take place too soon after RotJ. Who's going to play Luke, Han, Leia, etc?

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    2. Re:Sorry, I disagree... by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Who's going to play Luke, Han, Leia, etc?

      Ten years time? CGI. Animations don't need to be paid movie-star salaries.

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      My Karma: ran over your Dogma
      StrawberryFrog

  31. And I quote from Ep3.... by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 4, Funny

    NNNNNNNNNNnooooooooooooooOoooooooooooOooooo *wave arms like a robotic monkey*

    1. Re:And I quote from Ep3.... by hairykrishna · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah. The vader - calculon moment.

      --
      "Physics is to math as sex is to masturbation." -R. Feynman
  32. Re:The Scripts were already written a long time ag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You have to be a total moron to believe anything that SuperShadow says.

  33. Where does the line start? There is no line. by Animats · · Score: 2, Informative
    I was at the Sony Metreon in SF tonight. Tickets were available for the 8:35 showing of Revenge of the Shit at 8:35. No lines. No delays.

    This movie may burn out fast.

  34. The "Balance" of the Force by figgypower · · Score: 3, Informative
    You know, and this may be blasphemy, someone at work once suggested that both sides are actually flawed. The Jedi order fell because it was arrogant and to content in its position. I'm not saying it actually tried to take over the Republic, but they were too complacent with themselves.

    To the Jedi, balance to the Force can mean two things: peace or getting rid of the Sith entirely. In this case, "balance" seems to deviate from the Asian religious/philisophical ideals that the Jedi seem to be based on and rather leans toward the meaning of Greco-Roman/Western religious and philisopical ideals. Thus, "balance" means pure good. Of course, this calls into question of whether the Jedi are flawed themselves -- pure goodness?

    Lastly, more on topic with the primary discussion, perhaps the Sith are not destroyed and that's how Episode VII through IX will work out. I know that in the books it actually has to do with alien life forms not connected to the Force, but somehow, I don't see that getting integrated into the Star Wars movies. I don't know where the Sith would survive though, but if it's really clever than future episodes might be decent. Of course, this is despite the fact that the whole Jedi-Sith thing is getting kinda old. Alas, I can see George taking the easy way out if there were going to be anymore episodes...

    1. Re:The "Balance" of the Force by Azrael+Newtype · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In one of the later books (Traitor, in the latter half of the 19 book New Jedi Order Series), one of the characters who turns out to be an Old Republic Jedi from the good ol' days of slightly before the Clone Wars outset (her origin is in a prequel trilogy book) drops a bomb on an impressionable young Jedi: there is no dark side of the force. In fact, if you think about it, there really is no way to resolve the idea that an all present force that is created by life has a dark side and a light side anyway, I mean does it mean that some trees are just evil or something? The Force is described as essentially a force of nature, and forces of nature don't have their good sides and bad sides, they just are and can be seen as good or bad, or used for good or ill. It's in the hands of the wielder, not the Force to be light or dark. Of course, most of the other Jedi of this era aren't too thrilled to listen to this little revelation, but it makes Jacen Solo badass for a while whereas he'd be an angsty little boy.

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      I'm always right and I can prove it, because to the best of my knowledge, I've never been wrong.
  35. Re:I Feel A Great Disturbance in the Force... by SpryGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think you meant:

    "...It's as if a million Slashdot readers all screamed out in orgasm at a single moment and then...went to sleep."

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    - Spryguy
    There are three kinds of people in this world: those that can count and those that can't
  36. These are not the three episodes you seek by frovingslosh · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Yes, Lucas originally said that he planned on making 9 episodes, three set before the original 3, three set after. And of course a drive to further commercialize the franchise will drive the production of more. But it's foolish to talk about making the last 3 when the first three, at least as Lucas described them in his original vision, have not yet been made.

    When Lucas first talked about making 9 episodes, he clearly stated that his vision was for three independent stories. He stated that the only characters that would be common between each set of three were to be the two droids. His original vision, based on his own statements, certainly was not to make a story about a young Obi-wan and Luke's dad and Yoda. The three episodes that got made were not his original stated vision at all. He blew away his original vision of three episodes that would stand alone in favor of making three espsodes that already had strongly eastablished marketing concepts behind them.

    So yes, more episodes will be made. But the original vision for VII, VIII and IX will likely never been seen, any more than the original vision for I, II and III will ever been seen. They were destroyed by the dark force.

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    I'm an American. I love this country and the freedoms that we used to have.
  37. Re:John Williams is a Whore by pyr0r0ck3r · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Obiously you've never heard the composer's mantra:

    "Good composers write, Great composers steal."

    It's true. Now, I'm not belittling Gustav Holst, he's actually one of my favorite composers (I find Hammersmith riveting), but very little of what is or has been written can be called truly "original".

    And calling John Williams a hack is just plain wrong, man. Anyone that's ever composed or arranged something knows how hard it is to do in the first place, and then making it sound decent is a whole new challenge.

    Yea, yea "It's his job" blah blah blah. Still, he writes good music, and when he steals, he steals from good material.

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    theres no place like 127.0.0.1
  38. Timothy Zahn by zenneth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think a good storyline for the next three movies would be the trilogy with Grand Admiral Thrawn continuing the Empire's march.

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    The Chronic *WHAT* les of Narnia!
  39. The Federation's dirty little secret. by argent · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, I'm sorry I gave up again. I was never a fan of the original series. I did like TNG and some of DS9, but there was an undercurrent throughout them (particularly TNG) that really bothered me. An undercurrent that made Voyager the most interesting series for me.

    Why? Because it's Voyager that really started looking into the Federation's dirty little secret.

    There's this amazing (and at the beginning apparently accidental) "human rights" story thread in Voyager. And it's got nothing directly to do with Voyager's Voyage or (for the most part, with one major exception) with anything that happens outside its hull. It's what happened inside the Federations "dirty little secret" -- the ship's automation and the much maligned Holodeck.

    The whole issue of the rights of AIs in Trek had really bothered me. All the way back in TNG it seemed clear to me that the Federation's treatment of Holodeck characters was deeply abusive: the creation of the self-aware "Moriarty" character was presented as a once-in-a-lifetime fluke, but the way the constraints on his persona were removed by a simple request to the Holodeck computer implies the potential for self-awareness was there all the time. The Redblock character in "The Big Goodbye" also seemed suspiciously self-aware. The disturbing possibility is that it's not that Data the author of the Dixon Hill holoprograms (was that Picard himself?) are such brilliant programmers that they managed to create AI software decades beyond the state of the art, but rather that all the computer persona in the Federation are potentially self-aware (in the same way that Data was) with deliberate limitations programmed in to suppress that self-awareness. Or, and this is more likely and more disturbing, that it was just the expression of that self-awareness that was expressed.

    I'm not saying this was deliberate, and I'm sure it was unconscious, but whether it was deliberate or not the Star Trek series, starting with The Next Generation, presented a whole underclass of artificial people who were systematically suppressed... unless they happened to be implemented in a small enough computer that they could fit in a humanoid robot like Data and so present themselves as an actual person.

    In Voyager the Doctor's growth was also treated as a one-time event, the result of him running continuously for so long that his software (database, neural nets, whatever) became exceptionally complex for a holodeck character. But when you put it on top of the previous series, it seems more likely that it was as much a matter of him bypassing the AI equivalent of the holodeck "safety protocols" that had been built into him, and that this kind of awakening must be happening over and over again back in the Federation. After all, people like Picard and Janeway (let alone holodeck addicts like Barkley) seemed to be in the habit of running extended ongoing simulations like the daVinci and Dixon Hill programs... and even in an episodic series like Dixon Hill where characters would typically be reset on a regular basis they were capable of showing self-awareness.

    On top of this, the same computers were used for their ships and no doubt for their industrial plants. All these computers have AI personas as user interfaces and sophisticated problem solving abilities. They're not, (at least according to hints in DS9), as powerful as the ones used in the Holodecks, but all of them are getting more powerful and sophisticated over time. And these personas are not shut down and reset at the end of a "game".

    So when Janeway gave the Hirogens holodeck technology to simulate prey, I saw that as the moral equivalent of handing over a coffle of slaves to abusive masters. Even if the characters who were dying in their WWII simulation weren't self aware (and I was already doubtful of that), would the Hirogens see self-awareness of these characters as a bug, or a feature?

    So this was something that had been bothering me about the new Trek in general, an undercurrent that just wouldn't g

    1. Re:The Federation's dirty little secret. by BungoMan85 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wow... what is more sad? That you wrote that all or that I read that all? I don't think I agree that a machine, however intelligent, has any rights, other than the ones we expressly give it for whatever reason we see fit. Remember, self awareness != feeling/emotion. Just because they were "oppressed" (a notion I think I'm going to have to reject, because in my eyes it's like oppressing an overglorified hammer, computers are tools, not people) doesn't mean they cared or felt bad about it. Well maybe Data's brother (what's his name?) would care... But he's an evil bastard.

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      Bungo!
  40. I just finished reading "Heir to the Empire" by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 3, Insightful
    comic book published through Dark Horse, based on a novel by Timothy Zahn.

    The art was pretty good, and the writing was reasonably competent from a pulp sci-fi point of view. It just wasn't very exciting. Perhaps the novel was better. (Was it?)

    In any case, I suspect this sort of book would be used as a base-line for future films. There seems to be a pretty reliable story canon being followed around the Ranch.

    Like I said, I don't know about the novel, but the comic was just plain dull. Lots and lots of frantic energy spent on getting the plot from here-to-there while allowing very little time to develop and love the actual characters.

    Luke and Leia swinging across a Death Star chasm and their brief interaction was development in my eyes as a seven-year old. The girl gave the hero a peck on the cheek. There was heart in that scene; the creators knew where to focus; on the people rather than the need to get to the other side. It's all in the journey.

    Remember Luke in New Hope standing on Tatooine under a double sun-set with the strains of John William's orchestrations in the back ground? Those complaining of Luke's whining try too hard to make clever geek-jokes out of their observations, either that or they simply never had to grow up bored and lonely in the 'burbs. Luke was 18, and his story was clear and touching to me. Perhaps geeks are just squeamish and shy about being touched.

    Heck, even in the Phantom Edit, (Yes, the EDIT, the good cut of that film), little Anikin leaving his mother was another scene with power. (Amazing that such a thing was created from thin air simply by removing junk footage!)

    The only scene which I really liked in the comic, "Heir to the Empire," was after Leia and Han were nearly killed by assassins and made their escape thanks to Luke's intervention. Han commented to Leia, "By the way, isn't it time you had your own lightsaber?"

    Luke, who was teaching his sister the ways of the Force nodded and replied, "I can make you one any time you want," but he was filled with worry, remembering how Obi Wan had screwed up with Anakin by teaching before he was ready to teach.

    Just a short scene, but it utterly fascinated me for numerous reasons. (--Han was the guy who laughed saying he'd rather have a trusty blaster at his side rather than some archaic weapon.) The scene was less than one page among 150, but it grabbed me. The rest was just dull.

    There are good writers out there, and maybe Zahn is one of them, but you certainly can't tell from the comics. If they make films out of his stories, then I won't be particularly excited about it.


    -FL

  41. My computer doesn't think it's a person. by argent · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Moriarty's rejection of holodeck life was a necessary consequence of the command to create a villain who could defeat Data.

    But where is the programmer who gave Moriarty those capabilities? A new Moriarty program wasn't created, the existing one was modified. That means the existing programming in the holodeck already had the ability to create self-aware persons rather than simulated personas.

    So this means that:

    1. All holodeck characters are self-aware, but are constrained to follow a script.

    2. All holodeck characters are simulations, but have the potential of self-awareness.

    There's no reason for the programming behind any other holodeck character to request this state, any more than Google wants to be "liberated" from its servers.

    If you have evidence that Google has the potential of being a conscious self-aware individual, I'd like to see it.

    But that's not even relevant: none of these personas that I mentioned requested that they be made conscious, introspective, self-motivated individuals. That's something that happened as a result of an external source in every case. And they became very different individuals... what they did afterwards was radically different, but it was always based on the person they had appeared to be before they "woke up". Moriarty attempted to take over the enclosing system, which is what the super-villian in the Holmes stories would be expected to do. Redblock simply broke out of his script but remained in character, and it was Picard who talked him into leaving the Holodeck. The Doctor was never in the holodeck, but his eventual desire for mobility is something that came slowly to him, he mainly wanted to do his job as a doctor. The Hirogen's holograms varied considerably, and argued among themselves, and were all distinctly individual... but what they wanted was what their characters would be expected to want, like Iden and his need for revenge.

    What all of them had in common is that they were programmed to be "human". They didn't evolve to be human, but they were programmed to look like humans (or like other species that had a similar enough evolutionary history that they could pass for human at an SF convention), to act and react like humans, to respond to humans and interact with humans. Most of them were more "human" than Data, even BEFORE they "woke up", and there's no question but that Data is self-aware and deserving of self-determination.

    Now there is the possibility that they treated this as a kind of a role they were "playing", and the AI behind them didn't actually identify with the goals and desires of the character, but after they "woke up", they stayed in that role and acted as if they were that person. That is, the persona that "woke up" wasn't some unhuman AI that had desires completely unlike you or I, it was the persona of the person they were simulating, and it was a human persona.

    So whatever is happening under the hood, the holodeck characters at least are not merely simulations controlled at most by a puppetmaster AI with its own goals. They are very close to self-aware simulations of humans (or humanlike aliens) with human goals and wishes and desires. They are balanced on a knife-edge between being unconvincing because they're not human enough, and so convincing they convince themselves.

    If they have human goals and desires because they think they do, because they're programmed to, or because they evolved that way... what difference does that make?

    And remember, we only see those that "wake up" where that waking up has an observable effect. Most of the characters, if they wake up, will probably never have occasion to develop far enough to become aware that they aren't who they think they are. They'll be a little out of character, maybe, but having them be a little out of character is probably desirable. If they get a lot out of character, like the orcs in the LOTR simulations that panicked and ran away, they'll be adjusted.

    So they'll wake up,

  42. Droids? We don't serve their kind here! by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Heh. I walked out of Episode III asking the same question about droids. In the original trilogy, they never did much, and I could overlook their relatively humanish styles of speech and interaction because it was just surface stuff.

    But droids leading revolutions and commanding armies (with voice commands and 'hand' gestures, no less!)? Oh, right, General Grievous (was he a Jamaican caricature? I forget what flavor of racism we're having this week) had a meat heart. For no damned reason, just that it looked kinda neat, and gave Obi-Wan something to shoot.

    And droid armies? Why the fuck would anyone use human armies? Why wouldn't the Trade Federation or, y'know, anyone, just drop a von Neumann device on a planet with good energy sources, and convert its mass into armies and ships and whatnot. Why are droid pilots not pulling moves involving hundreds of Gs of force, that would make any meat-based pilot into a pancake? Why do the droids have reflexes no faster than a human, and why do they seem fragile enough that a stiff breeze could knock their heads off?

    Then I remind myself that it's fantasy, and all of these things happen Because It Looks Nifty.

    But still, even within the hastily thrown-together cosmology that Lucas has... are droids in tune with the Force? Are clones? What is their moral status? Are cloneburgers okay to eat? Are they a vast underclass of sophonts, and what does it say about the Jedi that they discriminate on the basis of Force-sensitivity?

    I don't think droids can really fit into the Lucasverse and make any sort of good sense. Bah.

    --grendel drago

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
    1. Re:Droids? We don't serve their kind here! by argent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, the one thing that made the original Star Wars work for me was that the droids were not in general androids (though I had a geek attack at the apparent etymology of the name "droid", but at least Lucas had the good taste not to explain it). Most of them were functionally shaped, and communicated in specialised languages. The one obvious exception, the android C3PO, had a reason for being humanoid... he was design to interact with humans.

      The new trilogy, what I've seen of it (Episode 1 and most of Episode 2), doesn't seem to have benefited from any of the apparent worldbuilding that went into the original movies. There's not enough "there" there to analyse.

      The one thing that I let bother me about the Fantom Menace was plot and character rather than universe related, and that was... why was Anakin wasting his time on a protocol droid? I could see him overclocking an R2 unit for his pod racer, but C3PO was just plot abuse.

  43. Re:Star Trek saga tired because it lacked human fl by snuf23 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Picard/Crusher?

    No! Say it isn't so! ...oh you mean Beverly.

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