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Just a Phone?

LiquidCoooled writes "Vodafone in the UK have released a mobile phone which caters to those people craving a simple handset. For far too long we have been overpowered by extras we don't need; this looks to be a very nice solution. These phones feature a large format screen and buttons and a simple interface making this phone more accessible to a larger audience." I'd sure prefer better sound and simpler menus to the useless camera and gimmicks built into my current phone.

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  1. Hey Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd sure prefer less editorializing and fewer dupes in my current Slashdot, but I guess we don't always get what we want.

  2. it's simple, but... by myc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    it also has a large form factor, not unlike cell phones of yore (ala a Motorola V60). Not attractive.

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    1. Re:it's simple, but... by Joe+Random · · Score: 5, Insightful
      it also has a large form factor, not unlike cell phones of yore (ala a Motorola V60). Not attractive.
      Actually, I think that's a great idea. There's a large, mostly-untapped market out there with the older generation, which consists of people who would definitely benefit from a larger handset with easier-to-read text and easier-to-press buttons.

      For example, my grandma doesn't need a camera or games, that kind of stuff just confuses her. Her eyesight isn't so great at close distances, so larger text (both on the screen and on buttons) is a plus. Also, she has mild arthritis, and a larger phone with larger buttons would be a lot easier for her to use.
    2. Re:it's simple, but... by sentientbeing · · Score: 2, Funny

      If the gods of UK daytime TV, Richard and Judy say its worth having, thats good enough for me.

      Where do I sign up?

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    3. Re:it's simple, but... by kebes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      First off, from the pictures they aren't that big. Bigger than modern cellphones, but still small enough to fit in a jacket pocket easily.

      I think there is a big market for simpler (and hopefully cheaper?) phones like this. Alot of people (like my mom) carry their cell-phone in their purse anyway, so if it's a bit bigger, that's no big deal.

      As the article says, these new phones are not targetted at the young-and-modern crowd who want all the features and want to be able to carry it in their pocket without ruining their stylish outfit. These phones are being targetted towards older people who want no-frills devices that "just work." I think they will sell alot of these units.

    4. Re:it's simple, but... by MoonBuggy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree, and WTF is up with a battery sucking colour screen on a "basic" phone that doesn't take pictures or recieve media messages - what the hell do they expect it to be useful for?

      I really don't get why people are always bitching about the lack of basic phones anyway. You want basic, you can buy a brand new, SIM free Nokia 1100 for less than £30 (below half the price of this new one from Voda, and in my experience Sagems are shit anyway although that's just personal preference). Alternatively, buy any other older model phone from eBay - they're not expensive.

    5. Re:it's simple, but... by STrinity · · Score: 2

      Forget the old. What about us folks with big hands who have to put up with devices designed for smurfs.

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    6. Re:it's simple, but... by just-a-stone · · Score: 2, Interesting

      my gramdma has a "rufhilfe" button to wear like a watch that works within a 200m radius at home (connected via a base station, connected to pots like a modem). our attempts to give her a possibility of calling help when hiking or on mushroom foray failed because of to small buttons on cell phones.

      unless a phone does not represent the habits she already has and is not really willing to change (why should she?), a menu more simple would not really help her. she never looks at the display if someone calls her, she's not interested in receiving or sending SMS. a perfect cell phone for elder people shold have extra quick dialing buttons, a small display (it isn't used anyway) and access to a configuration menu via some key combination they don't happen to fall into, after the grandchild or the elderly care nurse had configured it once for their needs.

      it's not yet perfect, but i'm glad to see improvements.

    7. Re:it's simple, but... by MSZ · · Score: 2

      Not only older people but a whole lot of people who do not dig "smaller is better".

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  3. Speed up the interface a bit! by FyRE666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This probably sounds a bit hypocrytical coming from someone who has written java apps for phones, but one thing that does annoy me about the modern handsets is the sluggish interface due to the anti-aliased true-type fonts, animation, heavy operating system overhead (relative to the CPU), colour menus and other crap that gets in the way when you just want to make a quick call. I've lost cound of the number of times I've called directory enquiries, got a number and tried to type it in before forgetting it, (I'm too lazy to use a pen) and after tapping away, realise it's missed the first one or two digits. My 7 year old wireless home phone handset can take the digits as fast as I can punch them in, so why can't a mobile costing 300-400 pounds?

    While I'm at it, am I the only one who wishes that directory enquiries could beam a number to your phone in a specific format, so that you could just call by viewing the text message and using a "convert to number" type option (in the UK we do get a text message, but it's a case of reading the message, remembering the number, backing out back to the main interface and typing it in)? Maybe other countries do this?

    Back to the topic, why not have "Advanced user", "Normal user" and "Dimwit" settings. Default to "Dimwit", mode which would have by default two menu options "stored numbers" and "settings". If stored numbers was picked, it would show a list of 9 numbers (maximum, or whatever will fit on the display) and a prompt text telling the user to just press key 1-9 to call, or 0 to cancel. If from the main menu the user starts typing in a number, the two options are "Store number", or "Cancel". The settings menu for the "Dimwit" user would only allow a change to another user type. Probably best not to use the word "Dimwit" in the option list though I guess...

    Really, it's not rocket surgery, using a phone though, and as long as the extras don't get in the way of normal functionality, who cares how many bells and whistles there are? If you don't want to use them, then don't. You wouldn't decide not to buy a car simply because it had too many gadgets, would you? Defaulting to predictive text is one of my pet hates though I hate predictive text, and always disable it, but plenty of handsets make doing so difficult or at least non-obvious.

    1. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by Montag2k · · Score: 2, Informative
      "While I'm at it, am I the only one who wishes that directory enquiries could beam a number to your phone in a specific format, so that you could just call by viewing the text message and using a "convert to number" type option (in the UK we do get a text message, but it's a case of reading the message, remembering the number, backing out back to the main interface and typing it in)? Maybe other countries do this?"

      This is a feature of an individual phone's OS. Here in the US, Verizon will send you a text message after a directory enquiry. My phone - a rather humble LG - will parse through every text message and ask me if I want to save the number into my phone book or dial it.

      -Montag
    2. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by JimmehAH · · Score: 2, Informative

      When I want to get a phone number out of a text on my Nokia I open the message then go to Options, select Use Detail and then Phone number.

      There are also options for email and web addresses.

      Though I bought the phone in India I imagine the software is pretty much the same as it is back home.

    3. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by warriorpostman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Rocket surgeons everywhere are shaking their heads in disbelief at your comment. ...

    4. Re:Speed up the interface a bit! by Badfysh · · Score: 2, Informative
      so that you could just call by viewing the text message and using a "convert to number" type option

      Actually my Sony Ericsson T610 does that, it highlights numbers in text messages and you can press 'call number'. In any case, I don't know why Directory Enquiries can't just send you a business card instead of a text, then anybody could just press the call button to dial or save the number directly to their phonebook.

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  4. THANK YOU! by KiranWolf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's about time someone put an end to hardware feature creep on cellphones!

    I don't need cameras, a million different ringtones, games, instant messenger, etc on my cellphone. All I ask of it is that it make reliable calls, have a somewhat long battery life, and be easy to read (I have a hell of a time reading the text on my LG) and use.

    Cellphone companies in America, please take note.

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    1. Re:THANK YOU! by KiranWolf · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Last time I went to buy a new phone (about 9 months ago), I was presented with a wide array of options at the local Cingular store.

      All of them expensive and all of them with tons of things that I will never, ever use. In the meantime, the one I did buy (the closest I could come to a barebones model, an LG-4020), sounds like ass, drops calls, and is loaded with bells and whistles that I don't need.

      Sure, it can play Beethoven, but it can't keep me connected to my girlfriend for more than 15 minutes.

      Sure, it can surf the web, but it has a battery life that, even without use, doesn't last more than a few days.

      Sure, it can get on AIM, but I have to cycle through all the ring volumes to put it on silent!

      My old Kyocera was the closest I've come to a really good phone. One touch could put it on silent. The call quality was pretty good, the battery life was spectacular, and it didn't have all these extra features that I'll never use.

      It just seems to me that designers and engineers could have better spent their time making a better telephone rather than making a telephone become something it isn't.

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    2. Re:THANK YOU! by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Most people though, just want to listen to music, and the one that gets that (Apple) is making a fortune.

      Utter bullshit. The iPod is where it is due to good looks and great marketing. 90% of the people who bought one didn't even look at the alternatives nor did they care about the features. They wanted an iPod, which in their mind IS an mp3 player in the same way MythTV is TIVO.

  5. Extras we don't need? by croddy · · Score: 4, Interesting
    For far too long we have been overpowered by extras we don't need

    speak for yourself; i for one am quite glad to be able to run midpSSH anywhere there's a tower within range!

    1. Re:Extras we don't need? by croddy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I think you're missing the point... It's for those times when you need to get in, restart apache, and get out... and it's nice to have macros for that stuff too.

      of course a qwerty keyboard is better for interacting with a shell, but T9 is better than nothing at all!

  6. single button for emergencies..... by charlieb0y · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know about that one. I don't know how many times I've gotten a call from someone who has his phone in his pocket and it presses the key that is speed dial to my phone. I'm not sure emergency services wants to hear people's drive-thru orders. (Please tell me I'm not the only one that happens to....)

    1. Re:single button for emergencies..... by Blkdeath · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The guy riding with me was going to town... talking all kinds of crap about other person..

      When we got back said friend was waiting prompty outside the guy's house wanting to fight him... haha i had to get them to cool down

      Perhaps the moral of the story is not to talk about others behind their backs. The cell phone was just a more direct example of how such talk can "get back to" the victim.

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    2. Re:single button for emergencies..... by ColaMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What's worse is phones that allow you to dial the emergency number *through the keylock*, like my nokia 3310. Here's a big hint to mobile manufacturers -

      A KEYLOCK SHOULD LOCK THE KEYS!

      For example, our emergency number in .au is 000.
      I have accidently called 000 a few times with the phone keylocked in my pocket. It will happily ignore every other keypress except 0 - 0 - 0 (and 1 - 1 - 2, for you outsiders). What's even more annoying about this particular nokia phone is that when you press a key with it locked , it will *tell* you how to unlock it. "Press Unlock and then *", it displays, and once you press "Unlock", it displays "now press *". Seems pretty easy to follow.

      And to top it all off, once you accidently press 000 in your pocket, the only other buttons active are either a small "c" (for cancel) button, or the bloody great big menu key, which helpfully defaults to "send". Guess which one gets pressed the most when it's crammed in a pocket.

      Good design, nokia - real good. I'm sure all .au emergency operators thank you.

      [end rant]

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    3. Re:single button for emergencies..... by philml · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dialing emergency numbers through keylock is part of the GSM spec (at least for 118).

      Sounds sensible to me, I mean it's a fiddle turning off keylock and a phone that's new to you. What's stupid though is when a phone doesn't reset the memory when you press a non-emergency number digit, i.e. it registers 1xx1xx8 as dialing emergency services.

  7. Camera Phones by ndansmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have always wondered who came up with combining a camera and a phone. It is not a totally ridiculous combination, like say, sub-woofers and a vacuum cleaner. I can see the combination of transmitting visual and audio data through the same device. But still, why combine two items into one shoddy piece of equipment when you can have a two seperate high-quality devices?

    1. Re:Camera Phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Who came up with combining a camera with a phone? The phone companies, that's who.

      How can you flog your next "money spinner" product (MMS) if no one has either a.) a camera on their phone to take pics, or b.) a phone which is capable of receiving the pics.

      The next step will see full video capabilities built in as standard in all phones (unlike just the top of the range ones at the moment) for the 3G money making.

      All these gimmicks are in there because without them the phone companies would have no way of making more money. It is all as simple as that - and it is backed up by the fact that the phone companies make significant losses on these camera phones by subsidising them in the hope that they make it all back (and then some) by people sending thousands of MMS at 30p a shot or whatever it is.

      So far the consumer is having the last laugh as MMS hasn't really taken off in any significant way, and so the phone companies are significantly out of pocket, but they are still hoping that they will soon reach a 'critical mass' and suddenly MMS will explode.

      The bare fact is MMS is shit, expensive (when compared to SMS) and useless at anything other than having a laugh with your friends. SMS is so successful because it allows very effective, cheap, efficient communication - MMS is completely ineffective because you can communicate virtually nothing with a picture - does email work by us sending each other pictures? The media boys should go back to the drawing board and come up with genuinely useful products rather than trying to sell the consumers something which is virtually useless.

  8. Richard & Judy by igorthefiend · · Score: 3, Funny

    So the marketing message here is that this is a phone than can be used even by complete morons?

  9. if you don't want the features just don't use 'em! by trash+eighty · · Score: 2, Insightful

    seems strange to pay more for a phone thats lacking less stuff. sometimes these features are useful anyway. i always thought a camera phone was pointless then i lost my existing camera on a holiday, at least i had a backup handy!

  10. I use my phone for three vital functions by lheal · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. as a telephone to talk to people. I don't use my landline much, but haven't dropped it yet.

    2. as a text pager. My system monitors and trouble report mail addresses all route to my phone.

    3. tetris on the shitter
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  11. let the user choose... by 3mp3r0r · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It would be great if users could choose what features they wanted on their phones rather than just having to choose from some standard models.
    Users must be allowed to select what they really need and nothing else.

  12. I applaud Vodafone. by amper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I, for one, am heartily sick and tired of the technology industry catering to the ill-informed desires of children rather than to the real needs of the adults who actually pay the bills.

    I have no need or desire for a camera in my phone. I do not have the time to waste on text messaging through a cramped interface. I think that video on a cell phone is idiotic. I don't need a game on my cell phone to exercise my brain. I don't need my cell phone to play music.

    What i need is:

    1. A phone that is comfortable to use.
    2. A phone that can be operated easily with one hand.
    3. A vibrating ringer that doesn't disturb others.
    4. A speakerphone for when my hands aren't free.
    5. High speed IP access (preferably via a wireless connection like Bluetooth) for my PDA and laptop.
    6. A simple interface.
    7. Long battery life.
    8. Conservative, modern styling
    9. Worldwide coverage.
    10. Macintosh compatibility.
    11. Good customer service.
    12. and a reasonable price.

    Everything else is unecessary and unwanted. I'm a business person, and I want a tool that helps me do my job and stays out of my way. I'm not a child with ADHD that needs to be constantly entertained.

    1. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 3, Insightful
      What you don't get is that these kids with ADHD are more profitable than you because of that need to be constantly entertained. Not to mention the fact that cell-phone companies are working very hard to build their customers into constant addicted media consumers so they can charge per view/listen. Remember, today's kids with ADHD are tomorrows adults with ADHD.

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    2. Re:I applaud Vodafone. by Omestes · · Score: 2

      Okay kid... Focus = Good.

      Todays with ADHD (if they even actually have it), will out grow it with puberty. Todays adults with ADHD are members of a fictional mental illness created by drug marketing.

      Todays adults wiht ADHD need a vacation, and a stiff drink.

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  13. pointless? by Shinaku · · Score: 3, Insightful

    £80 for prepay? Vodafone already sell phones cheaper, which are just as easy to use, like the nokia 1100, last time I checked they were selling for about £20-25.

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  14. Why must a simple phone be so ugly? by Zakabog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not one who enjoys a phone that just lets me call people (I have used and enjoy all the extra features my phone has) but I would think the people who just want a phone for calling still care about the look of the phone. Those are the two ugliest phones I've ever seen. Usually when something is that ugly it makes up for it with all the extra things it can do. I can't imagine these two phones selling well at all, and why can't there be a flip phone? It's nice having a large screen, but at least a flip phone can protect that screen from scratches/dust and whatever might be in your pocket when you stick the phone there.

  15. Re:Price? by Dougy · · Score: 2, Informative
    yes but you can buy an older phone for much less than £80 with a basic interface - and they're usually more reliable too - I was questioning why I would pay £80 when something that does the same thing can be had for far less -

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000816MD K/qid=1116699557/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_3_1/026-1337833-4 985209

    £20 for a basic phone. Why pay £80?

  16. Similar phone very popular in Japan by JaF893 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Kyocera released the Tu-kaSa very simple phone in Japan and it proved to be very successful. But the thing I find strange about this story is that Vodafone are basically selling a phone with features equivalent to a nokia 3310 for £80! You can get a NEW pay as you go phone on Amazon.co.uk for £20.

    Why would anyone buy the £80 phone from Vodafone?

  17. Re:if you don't want the features just don't use ' by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The extra features can get in the way if the menus aren't designed properly. I don't know why phone makers generally can't design a good menu, but oh well. At least I can figure things out, but there seems to be a needless number of button clicks to do basic tasks.

  18. Older users by Radical+Rad · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The need for a simplified handset, especially for older people, is borne out by a survey conducted by consultancy firm Cap Gemini last year.

    But is it because older people can't learn as quickly and are set in their ways, or is it because they are older and wiser and refuse to be fished in to subscription and usage fees for gimmicky services of dubious usefulness? I have noticed that the young people who are keen to fiddle with every silly bell and whistle are also more likely to fall for crap like "Forward this email to everyone you know and Bill Gates will pay you $100 for every address because he is testing out his new email system."

    Sometimes you just want to be able to pick up something and use without having to study a manual and remember sequences of buttons. Imagine what life would be like if the same so-called level of innovation was applied to common household items like the kitchen faucet or the toilet.

  19. I think it's nice... by CustSerAssassin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Those phones are nice... As a Radio Shack associate who sells cell phones all the time, I agree with the statement in the article that mentions the "older crowd"... I get practically cussed out half the time because a career or middle age adult comes in to buy a phone, and they are incensed that most phones have cameras and camcorders and mp3 downloads and picture messaging. Sprint PCS (my personal carrier) has gone back to the basics with a new line of Sanyo phones. One model has speaker phone with no external LCD, one has a 1 line external LCD with speaker phone, and one has an internal antenna and no external screen; while all of those are flip phones, to me they represent a fundamental shift in the marketing target of the cellular industry. The cameras and frills nailed the younger audience, and now they are attempting to increase their base to include the older generation. The shift has become such that phone service at home is becoming obsolete slowly but surely.

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    1. Re:I think it's nice... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm not a kid anymore, but I'm still in my twenties, thankyouverymuch, I'm about as IT literate as they come, and I still want a simple phone. My reasoning is as follows:
      • If I want to do something I want to do it properly, e.g take a picture, then I'll use a proper camera, writing / reading emails, then I'll do it on something with a decent screen, keyboard and a good choice of fonts.
      • If I work at a place where cameras are restricted (as I have done) then I don't want to have to leave my phone outside because it has a crappy camera built into it.
      • I have a general aversion to piling multiple gadgets into one device because it screws the upgrade cycle. Likewise for if one of the gadgets breaks, I don't want to lose everything
      • These additional features can impair the primary function I care about, e.g. using battery life.
      • I don't like being forced to pay for things I don't want


      I currently have an old Siemans phone. It has WAP and that's it for unused features. It's been kicked around an airport, dropped down a loo and is currently held together with sellotape. It still works and I'm still happy with it.
      All I really want in a phone is good transmission, txting, a mighty battery life and the ability to throw it at a wall and still have it work. Nothing to do with age of inability - just awareness of my actual needs.
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    2. Re:I think it's nice... by CustSerAssassin · · Score: 2

      I just thought I would clear up some IT issues with your "reasons" 1. I agree with your reasoning for the camera/email options... I personally am not a big camera phone person, although I have found mine handy a few times. The work situation happens to customers of mine, as they work for Fujifilm. 2. I have yet to see a phone that had a bad camera in it, or bad anything for that matter, that could not still make calls. 3. As for the battery life issue, I own a camera phone, my brother's phone is not a camera phone. My battery lasts as long as, if not longer than his on a single charge. I can go at least 3 or 4 days without charging my phone up. The only time having extra functions on your phone will impair your battery life is when you consciously activate those features. 4. As for the cost issue, the price difference between a basic camera phone and a non camera phone is minimal now days (with all the contract price promotions the companies do), eliminating that issue. Unless you send a picture message or text message, or use the internet on your phone, you will never be forced to pay for features you don't want/use.

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    3. Re:I think it's nice... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Well, no offence taken here, (even though you put my "reasons" in quote marks), but just to show you that I'm not as daft as you think I am: excess friperies can interfere with the primary functions - ignoring the less responsive interface that comes with feature creep (e.g. anti-aliased fonts, for Bob's sake), things like colour screens can indeed reduce battery life.

      Regarding the cost issues, for one, I use pay as you go here in the UK as I did some quite extensive calculations in a spreadsheet to work out what was the best deal for my usage. Consequently, I bought my phone outright instead of getting it "free" with a package. This does indeed make the difference between phones noticable. Personally I would like to see phones getting cheaper and more reliable rather than more gimicks.

      More than anything, I just get angry when choice is taken away from me. I can just about still find a basic phone but it's getting harder. You can't get them in the phone shops around here. I don't like the fashion side of the mobile phone industry. To me it's quite offensive when I see an Ad. over here that shows people slinking away in shame because they have an older model. I realize that this has now gone beyond the scope of what you were saying, but that's okay - this last paragraph is a general rant, not a reply to you.
      -H.

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  20. One feature by kirun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's one feature I think all phones should have: if anyone selects a ringtone with that @#$% frog in it, the phone should detonate the battery and spray acid in their face.

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    1. Re:One feature by MonoSynth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My fist already has a similar feature for nearby phones.

  21. How about a normal ring? by musicon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK, I know I sound like a curmudeon here, but how about a phone that actually *rings*? I don't need to hear a stupid off-tone rendition of anything, and the last thing I want to hear is some damn Britney Spears wannabe.

    If it weren't for the size factor, I'd take one of these any day.

    1. Re:How about a normal ring? by zmollusc · · Score: 2, Funny

      My gay mp4/camera/gadget-o-phone had a selection of crappy ringing tones so i did what any geek would do and downloaded a sample of an old fashioned ringing noise. Simple.

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  22. Please stop the madness by meatflower · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everytime a cell phone is discussed on slashdot we get cries of everyone going "I wish they'd just have a phone you could call people on! wa wa wa camera wa wa wa ring tones wa wa wa...."
    These comments are usually brought up because the poster thinks they are being witty, pointing out something that does not exist, while in fact, they are WRONG.

    Almost every carrier offers a base model phone, usually for free, for becoming a new customer. Sometimes these free phones still come with extra features which may upset the "simple phone denizens". Shame on the carriers for trying to give you more for free! They will surely pay for this!

    Thats where carriers who allow you to use whatever phone you want with their SIM card come into play. I know Cingular in the US does this and I"m sure countless others do. Then you can buy whatever old phone from 1995 you want that only makes phone calls.

    Even still, modern carriers still offer bare bones phones. Sure, they don't put them on the front page of their websites but they exist. I just found this phone in about 3 seconds on nokia.com and Cingular is even offering a plan with it.
    http://www.nokiausa.com/phones/1261
    This phone came out years ago, this whole "bare bones" phone thing is NOT NEWS. You really think the first cell phones were bloated with features? I remember using a Motorola Startac, and that didn't even have an LCD. So stop your whining and actually look at the products available.

    1. Re:Please stop the madness by arodland · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that

      1) It's not a flip-phone. Flipping closed isn't a convenience feature, it's a necessity in any phone that I carry.

      2) Awful, hard-to-press Nokia buttons.

      3) I want simple and uncomplicated, not old tech. That phone appears to use D-AMPS, which is on its way out.

    2. Re:Please stop the madness by arodland · · Score: 2, Informative

      "On the way out" as in, the service is disappearing and won't exist for all that much longer :)

  23. Re:if you don't want the features just don't use ' by cliffski · · Score: 2, Insightful

    you are missing the point. We are all capable of not using features, but incoporating them makes the phone more difficult to use, because the interface is more complex, the manual huge, and the speed of the phone is slower. Im sure my first cellphone didnt have a concept of a 'boot time', you just turned it on and dialed. These days its like waiting for Windows XP to load.
    I think this is a great idea, hopefully the start of a long overdue backlash against feature creep in all electronics. I have a combined DVD/Video player, and despite working as a programmer, I have no idea how to do simple tasks like set the timer. The remote control has about 100 buttons, including multiple different methods for fast forwarding (when DVDs allow it...grrrr).
    The thing that bugs me is the implication that a bare-bones phone is just for 'old people'. Believe it or not there are people of all ages who want a phone, but dont need it to have more features than a PC operating system. Some people just arent geek-obsessed about phones...

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  24. It looks a lot like... by MsGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...my Ericsson r520m. The big diff between it and my phone is that I doubt this one has Bluetooth.

    Another market for basic phones like these are people who can't carry cameraphones at work. I have friends who work at Lockheed Martin, for example, and cameraphones are strictly verboten there.

    I like mine because it's simple and it does the job. I also got mine for free, first when I signed up with T-Mobile, then the second one when I re-upped. My technology-scorning musician husband has one now, with a prepaid account. It's simple enough not to frustrate him, which is always a concern.

    I like devices that do one thing and do it well. That way, when they fail, (and they will!) you don't lose other things you use it for. I have a separate PDA, a separate digital camera, and a separate phone. I suspect I will probably get a stand-alone GPS when I get one of those.

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  25. Re:Freud....? by Total_Wimp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sometimes a phone is just a phone.

    And we like it that way.


    I'm not gonna argue with you. If that's what you really want, more power to you. But does this count? If all you want is a simple phone, why on earth does it need an oversized display? Why will you need to send "the odd text message"?

    I think the real truth is that most people really do want more than "just a phone" but they're having a hard time understanding the phone they have or they're having a hard time understanding why it cost so much. This is not so much "just a phone" as it is a simpler and cheaper alternative... which, of course, have been available from just about every provider on earth for free for years.

    Go to the web sites of Verizon, Cingular and Sprint. You'll see very simple phones available for free with a contract.

    Go to Wal-mart. You'll see several variety of simple, no frills pay-as-you-go phones for about $50.

    Why are people arguing that they want something simple? It's a non-argument because they're available all over the place. If what you really want is to just make phone calls, buy any phone, press the numbers for the friend you want to call and hit send. Neary every cell phone on the market will then proceed to place your call. What could be simpler than that? If, however, the real truth is that you really want all the other features, but they're too complicated to make efficient use of, then please complain about that instead. You're far more likely to get what you want if you complain about the right thing.

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  26. Just an Ear Phone by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd like to see a Bluetooth earpiece that's "just a phone", with an "answer" button, and a speeddial scroller that says each name, then calls. With all the other functions, like PIM, internet, display, texting, etc, all in the phone carried in my pocket (or nerdbelt). Make it a stereo earset, and I'll feel like everything has converged in my ear, effortlessly. A pocket mainframe, with Bluetooth terminals and 3G WAN, is right where I want to be.

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  27. I used to say that, too... by EtherAlchemist · · Score: 2, Insightful


    ...until I ended up with an MP3 player (and then later an iPod) and a digital camera I wanted to take with me along with my phone, and thought about getting a PDA and then realized I only have so many pockets and I'm not buying one of those gadget jackets.

    What frustrates me is that nobody makes a phone you can CUSTOMIZE the features on, like when you order it.

    You can do this with computers, why not phones? I'd be all over the company that let me pick the phone OS, form factor and goodies.

    Hmm, so, dreamphone? SonyEricsson T637 sized, Symbian with MIDP2, GPS, full length touchscreen (no stylus pad, no buttons), 2MP cam, Bluetooth and WiFi enabled with a 4GB microdrive. Since it's a dream, 10 hours actual talk/use time. (Hey, Jack Bauer can get like 18 hours talk time, why not me!)

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  28. Seems it's prepaid only by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I was asking for this for awhile, but people seem to not be able to *just* make a new phone that lets me make calls without also trying to push cameras, IM, texting and other stuff. So now someone says they're responding to consumer demand, but put it in a prepaid only option. Why is this still so hard to get?

    The other big issue with cell phones is that NO ONE will sell you a new phone at a decent price without signing multi-year contracts. Even for people like me who've been with the same company for years (7 with sprint), they treat you like dirt.

    All major companies adopting the same anti-consumer behaviour seems to be acceptable, but it feels to me somewhat like collusion. Obviously I can't prove this, but I can easily imagine major companies all agreeing to push the same multi-year contract terms at people. If they all do it, there won't be anywhere for pissed off customers to go, except to prepaid, which is also a pricey proposition as far as I can tell.

    argh!

  29. Re:if you don't want the features just don't use ' by bitinglobster · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Why would anyone buy a fork when they can get a spork? Esp. for the same price?

    Complexity is not without costs. The extra, unused, features do interfere. Longer and deeper menus take more user time and effort to navigate. Also, the phones with more features are also the one's that are slower to respond, causing missed digits and navigation errors (e.g. I can enter the sequence to add a new phonebook # quickly and without looking, but sometimes my phones stalls, and then I end up in some different menu when I finally look down).

    And as the code bloats, bugs are more likely to creep in (why the heck do I have to reboot my phone 2-3 times a month?!) and more hardware and battery power are required. In mechnical engineering, there's the idea that (everything else being equal) the better design is the one with fewer parts.

  30. I'm waiting for version 2 by noidentity · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hopefully it will have more features than version 1.

  31. fill the extra space with batteries by bitinglobster · · Score: 2
    Almost half the population don't have pockets, and thus the compactness of the phone isn't a big issue to them (these people are called "women" - have you heard of them? They carry phones in "purses").

    Perhaps for them it makes sense to have bigger phone, and fill the extra space with batteries. Wouldn't it be great if it only needed charging every two weeks? A bigger phone is also easier to hold in between the shoulder and neck to allow brief handsfree use.

  32. I have an LG series by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are buttons along the side of the phone that cancel the call. You go and grab the phone to answer it and sometimes you cancel the call. Good phone otherwise.

  33. not just a phone by cahiha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The thing has a huge screen, menus, and text messaging; it is definitely not "just a phone".

    "Just a phone" would have 12 keys (0-9, *, #), a one-line display, a call button, and a hang-up button. Well, maybe a mechanical switch to turn off the ringer.

  34. Re:if you don't want the features just don't use ' by aduzik · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Artists and architects talk about the concept of "negative space". An English professor of my acquaintance actually wrote a book (not yet published) with a subtitle of "Absences, gaps, and other sexy spaces".

    Let me give you an example: my mom hates sunroofs/moonroofs on cars. I don't know why, but she does. When she bought a new car a few years ago, it worked out that there were two nearly identical models, one with the sunroof and one without for the same price. She chose the one without, because for her, not having a sunroof was a feature.

    That's the point of this phone. The two phones I've had in the past three years both have features that clutter the interface. The feature I really want is fewer features. For that, I would be willing to pay a premium.

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  35. What's next... by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Funny

    A cellular morse communicator?

  36. Color by Detritus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You can put a better user interface on a device with a high-quality color display. Many monochrome displays have poor contrast and are hard to read if your eyesight isn't good.

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  37. Phones for the older crowd by guanxi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I tried to help my 65+ year old father find a new phone recently. He doesn't care about technology, he just wants to make phone calls.

    He needs large, separated buttons and large fonts on the screen. He doesn't care about the size (up to a point).

    I searched the web, the stores ... I couldn't find a thing. We finally found him a used Kyocera 6035, which he loves.

    Considering the number of older people in the US, Europe and Japan, I was amazed that all the phones were designed for someone in their 20s.

  38. My good old Nokia 1100 by Stormwatch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The 1100 is cheap, small, reliable, nice-looking, easy to use - and an easy to replace, dirt cheap changeable cover protects the lcd display. Guess it's kinda old and low tech by now, but it's working really well, so no complains on the phone part of the phone.

    The built-in games, however... Snake II is nothing special, and Space Impact must be the shittiest Moon Patrol wannabe ever. Tetris would have been much better. Still, a good phone.

  39. Do you even need an LCD? by Earthworm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://www.tu-ka-kansai.co.jp/lineup/tu-kaS.html
    Here is a Kyocera phone that is really designed for simplicity. It is marketed at the senior citizen age group in Japan who are fed up with all the bells and whistles of most phones.

  40. Re:What are luddites lurking at Slashdot for? by Aadomm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you reckon this is just a really good bit of marketing by Vodaphone? Ignoring the fact there are already several phones on the market which fit basically the same crtieria.

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