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MPAA Blames BitTorrent for Star Wars Distribution

AI Playground writes "Slyck News reports on the MPAA's press release (.doc) blaming the BitTorrent protocol for the leak of Episode III. MPAA President and CEO Dan Glickman: 'There is no better example of how theft dims the magic of the movies for everyone than this report today regarding BitTorrent providing users with illegal copies of Revenge of the Sith. The unfortunate fact is this type of theft happens on a regular basis on peer to peer networks all over the world.'"

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  1. The only thing by William-Ely · · Score: 5, Funny

    that dimmed the magic of this movie was George Lucas.

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  2. Tragic by MattW · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a shame that this has happened, and that Star Wars Ep. III is hardly taking in any money as a result.

  3. I blame.. by SocialEngineer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I blame internet. Lets sue Al Gore!

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  4. Hey! by N1ghtFalcon · · Score: 2, Funny

    I got it from Usenet, you insensitive clods!

  5. silly me. by floron · · Score: 2, Funny

    and there was I thinking it was the crummy script and wooden acting that was 'destroying the magic'...damn you bittorrent!!!!

  6. many thanks for telling me where to get it by Gunstick · · Score: 5, Funny


    Thanks to the MPAA announcing the availibility of Episode III on bittorrent, I know now which client to start and search for it. Great service.

    Georges

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  7. Re:And this is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, watch only stolen movies. It makes me feel cool, like if I had a big penis.

    Of course, BitTorrent is responsible. The author of this un-American software should be arrested immediately and pay a fine of 400 million to the starving author of Star Wars.

  8. In other news... by Pedrito · · Score: 4, Funny

    Episode 3 is breaking records for how much money it's already made. Boy, I can really see how BitTorrent is just screwing the movie industry. Just how it screwed Battlestar Galactica on Sci-Fi. What a bunch of whining chumps.

  9. Yeah. by dswensen · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, Bittorrent was at fault, and the economic impact was so huge, that Star Wars didn't make a single penny this weekend. And George Lucas is broke! John Williams is selling pencils on the street corner! Hayden Christensen... well let's not even talk about what he's doing to make ends meet!

    Thanks a lot Bittorrent, you killed Star Wars!

    1. Re:Yeah. by GuyMannDude · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, Bittorrent was at fault, and the economic impact was so huge, that Star Wars didn't make a single penny this weekend. And George Lucas is broke! John Williams is selling pencils on the street corner! Hayden Christensen... well let's not even talk about what he's doing to make ends meet!

      I'd rather talk about what Nathalie Portman is doing to make ends meet! :)

      GMD

  10. You, sir, are most correct! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Revenge of the Sith only had a record $50 million opening day. This is a travesty! I will personally donate my yearly salary of $40,000 to George Lucas to help keep him from starving.

  11. torrent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can't get that .doc file. Can somebody post a torrent?

  12. That's it! by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 4, Funny

    We need a law that makes it a federal felony to "Dim the magic of the movies, with intention or accidentally, through the distribution of any electronic media."

    No longer will Ebert be able to safely sit there sending salvo after salvo at the movie industry, safe behind ill-concieved first ammendment rights!

    Please, help save the magic of the movies from dimming, think of the children!

    1. Re:That's it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      We need a law that makes it a federal felony to "Dim the magic of the movies, with intention or accidentally, through the distribution of any electronic media."

      Man, George Lucas is going to be in trouble if that passes.

    2. Re:That's it! by eddy · · Score: 4, Funny

      >[...] federal felony to "Dim the magic of the movies, with intention or accidentally, through the distribution of any electronic media."

      But wouldn't that put George Lucas in jail?

      Oh. Oh, I see.

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  13. Re:Once again... by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    Plus, it's not BitTorrent's fault that the movie was released. The fault of the release is due to TCP/IP itself! I think we should lobby the government to ban the TCP/IP protocol, which makes all copyright infringement possible.

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  14. Funny, it doesn't work for me by Pac · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I heard about this BitTorrent program delivering non-released movies, new top-40 albums and great warez software I (being cheap and lazy) immediatelly downloaded, installed and opened it. Then I waited for the goods to start pouring into my disk. So far nothing has happened. Does anyone knows what I am doing wrong?

    1. Re:Funny, it doesn't work for me by Pac · · Score: 3, Funny

      you have to find and open the .irony_detector file

  15. Re:And this is news? by BigGerman · · Score: 2, Funny

    you are right: what kind of news item this is? Where is the torrent link?
    ;-)

  16. Re:BitTorrent's fault? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    well, no sith sherlock!

    NO Sith? I think you got the wrong movie.

  17. Good Morning Rip Van Winkle! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If there was no bittorrent, they wouldn't have the means to distribute it!!!

    Windows existed long before Bit Torrent, and is, by an astronomically vast margin, the preferred platform upon which to run Bit Torrent, mostly because it makes it so easy for anyone to use by the most simple point and click graphical interface, in essence "facilitating" the casual user to be able to steal movies, therefore the theft of all these movies is *clearly* Mircosoft's fault more than anyone else's because they have made it so easy to break the law. Windows doesn't even really need Bit Torrent at all to be used to pirate these movies, since it has built-in filesharing already that makes it trivially easy to host files on the Internet for free download by whoever viosits that computer over a network.

  18. Re:It's clear the damage that this has caused! by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Funny

    For heaven sakes people! Lucas was only able to make $50 million on Thursday! HE HAS CHILDREN TO FEED

    You misspelled "younglings" ;-)

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  19. Not only BitTorrent by trezor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, BitTorrent is responsible.

    No, no, no! Not only that! I got mine via FTP, so FTP is responsible as well! And I found the FTP-link by the web, so I guess that makes HTTP responsible as well.

    Oh.. and they all use IP. Which would make IP the one mainly responsible for the IP-theft! Yup. Sounds like double-A logic to me.

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    1. Re:Not only BitTorrent by TheAvatar666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And they are all protocols in the internet! Al Gore invented the internet! Arrest Al Gore!

    2. Re:Not only BitTorrent by Dolda2000 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Oh.. and they all use IP. Which would make IP the one mainly responsible for the IP-theft! Yup. Sounds like double-A logic to me.
      Sigh... Small-minded people like always miss the big picture.

      It is obviously the physical universe that is responsible for disemanating Episode III. Without the physical universe, there would be no IP thieves and thus no IP theft.

      The only solution is evidently to outlaw the physical universe. I'd like to officially propose to MPAA that we all work together to cause a total existence failure of the entire universe. I hope noone disagrees?

  20. Re:And this is news? by RicktheBrick · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes I too want to go out and spend $15,000 or more on equipment so I can save the $10 or less for a ticket to the movie theater.

  21. OT: Penguins vs The Sith. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 4, Funny
    I was listening to CBC's "Definitely Not The Opera" where they mentioned that almost nobody is opening a film this weekend opposite Revenge of the Sith. One exception is the French documentary March of the Penguins, a French documentary all about - what else - penguins.
    Quote of the hour:
    Only penguins would stand up against Darth Vader.
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  22. Re:And this is news? by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You forgot that BitTorrent hides alien contact in Area 51, and that it also stole WMD's from Iraq just as we were going in. Also, it made me sterile just by watching a downloaded movie.

    Sera

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  23. Re:P2P and guns by tedrlord · · Score: 5, Funny

    That simile is flawed. Handguns have many uses, such as easing server bandwidth requirements and doing a lot to spread open source software, while bittorrent was designed mainly for use in non-military situations to kill human beings. It's fairly obvious that for practical purposes, bittorrent should be carefully controlled.

    Wait, I think I mixed things up a little there, didn't I.

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  24. Re:And this is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The law-suits or the Boeing-suits?

  25. Re:And this is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where is this Bit Torrent person and when is he handing out free movies again?

    Also I heard that the RIAA is suing FTP for the lack luster sales of Ashlee Simpson's CD.

  26. Re:Once again... by ne0n · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's ban George Lucas, since he has done more than anybody else to dim the magic of the movies. Maybe Paulie Shore comes close, but he's not around anymore.

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  27. Re:And this is news? by 01000011011101000111 · · Score: 2, Funny

    No no, you've got it all wrong... BitTorrent is just the psudonym for Osama - he's really a clever AI hiding out on the net (why else do you think St. George of Bush hasn't managed to catch him yet?)

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  28. So it's in the theaters... by Kevin108 · · Score: 1, Funny

    But if you can't make it to the theater you might find the torrent. If that's too slow (it will be), it's in a newsgroup in about 1500 RARs with every number .rxx divisible by 13 missing. If you can't get it there after the reposts next week, your buddy in college has it. If he's too drunk to drag the massive ZIP of a RAR of an ARJ of an LZH of an ISO to your IM screen name on his buddy list, that guy at work can run by the bootlegger's and pick it up already for $5. There are lots of illegal avenues you can travel to find the film. As for me, I'll go see it in the theater. Their surround sound setup is a little better than mine and I can leave my trash on the floor there.

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  29. Re:And this is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure its not BitTorrents fault. Its Intels fault. If there were no computers there would be no piracy...

    Actually its probably the MPAAs fault, if there were no movies there'd be no piracy...

  30. Re:True by penix1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It's like blaming Sony for flipping through the channels, and the batteries dieing just as Barney comes on."

    Oh god! I feel your pain on that one...

    B.

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  31. Magic? by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 3, Funny
    dims the magic of the movies

    Fortunetly, the magic was restored eleven fold by granting R2D2 the ability to fly, emit oil slicks, light said oil slicks on fire, catch communicators thrown at him, jump 3 feet out of space ships, and leave audiances baffled as to why these superpowers aren't used in the next movies.

    And he makes fries in seconds!

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  32. Theft? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 3, Funny

    They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.

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  33. Re:the blame game by mattspammail · · Score: 4, Funny

    Exactly! Finally, someone who gets it!

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  34. Re:they need to be stopped by Gibsnag · · Score: 3, Funny

    The irony in a P2P network/protocal suing the MPAA may well cause the American legal system to implode.

  35. Re:And this is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every time you use BitTorrent, God kills a kitten.

  36. Re:And this is news? by pretentiousPPC · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...It turned me into a Newt!

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  37. Re:And this is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    MPAA Tech: They get the movies from usenet!
    MPAA Suit: We know they use the net you idiot
    MPAA Tech: I mean...you know usenet
    MPAA Suit: Yes yes...they use the evil p2p networks on the net.
    MPAA Tech: NO DAMMIT, USENET!!!!
    MPAA Suit: STFU peon you are fired!
    MPAA Tech: Whatever

  38. "on the newsgroups first." by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 4, Funny

    SHHHHH!!!!

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  39. Re:And this is news? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 4, Funny
    No, no!

    Every time you leech from BitTorrent, God kills a kitten.

  40. Not enough double-quotes in your post. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You, "sir", are a "fucking" "commie" "hypocrate", "who" should be "taken" "out" and "shot". It's "people" like "you" who are "causing" this "problem" in the "first" "place". Of "course", it doesn't "help" that the "people" who "run" the "MPAA" are one "step" lower than "pond" "scum" on the "evolutionary" "scale".

  41. Re:the blame game by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Its a _really_ poor craftsman who blames someone else's tool!"

    Prostitutes excepted. Hey, it can happen to anyone...

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  42. Quickly! by eremitic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sue the internet!

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