E3 2005 Booth Babe Hall of Shame
DanAckerman writes "GameGal.com offers some of the out-of-control examples of Booth Babe excess seen every year (five years running) at E3 in their annual Hall of Shame gallery." From the article: "They're smiling on the outside, but three days of snapping Poloroids with sweaty game geeks leads these girls to swear off Guild Wars forever."
...for a couple hours. She's a marketing manager for a large game company and volunteered to hand out t-shirts or some crap for a shift.
Sweaty, nasty geeks indeed. She said it was worse than you can imagine.
What article? It's a web page with five photos. Doesn't "article" insinuate some text and story?
I imagine very few attendees are under the illusion that these women are doing this for anything but money. Yes, there are better jobs, but with so many people having dreams of being an actor/actress, and relatively few positions to fill, this certainly isn't the worst gig available. Better than strip clubs and Valtrex commercials anyway.
All they need to do is host an E3 show in a building directly next to a strip club.
Boothbabes faking a sleepover party? WTF! Now I'm embarrased of being a gamer...
At least there was a pillow fight, right? Everybody knows no babe sleepover is complete without a pillow fight.
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Seems pretty damn tame to me. I've seen more "out of control" dress on Britney-wannabe teenagers down at the local mall. Don't tell me Ashcroft's new job is webmaster for gamegal.com!
Eeh, the domain is gamegal, so I'm guessing it's girls making fun of girls. No interviews, though, so this is just crap... I'd like to see some anonymous interviews, I have little doubt some pathetic people enjoy being babes (female or male, I don't know the word for a 'male babe', stud?).
I imagine very few attendees are under the illusion that these women are doing this for anything but money. Yes, there are better jobs, but with so many people having dreams of being an actor/actress, and relatively few positions to fill, this certainly isn't the worst gig available. Better than strip clubs and Valtrex commercials anyway.
Why? Why is this better than a job at a strip club? I'd be interested in hearing your reasoning on this. I would think that wearing some idiotic wizard bikini and letting sweaty geeks snuggle up to you for hours on end for a pitiful amount of money would be much worse than dancing up on stage -- safely away from the sweat and blubber of the fans -- for a few minutes a night and much more money.
Oh god, if some of those men could only see how fucking stupid they look when they come across booth babe they might get a sense of WHY it is that they can never get a girlfriend.
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Booth babes are whores to be pitied and reviled, but some whore frigging herself off with a cyberdildo to Rez is a shining example of liberation?
Ugly women really need to stop being jealous of pretty women.
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Once again, we Americans are showing our puritanical roots, with the old credo, "Violence is ok, but anything to do with sex or sexuality is very shameful and bad!" So the companies use good looking women to attract attention to their products, wow, such crimes against humanity should not be allowed to persist in our "enlightened" society. Oh, by the way, pass me another beer while I watch a bunch of foreigners get blown up by our precision guided 500 pound bombs on CNN.
Sorry, but I think there are a lot of things to be upset about in this country of ours and booth babes are waaaaaaaaaaay down at the bottom of the list.
Can anyone else think of a better idea to get lonely gamers (the kind that would go to E3 to begin with) to check out their booth? These are just good looking girls is tight outfits. Depending on where you live, you can see that in any bar/club anyway. Just check out the girls that come around on promos or sell shots.
Most likely, they are girls that are looking for modeling/acting jobs. I guess that is a modeling job, but I guarantee they could make more money on the pole. At least strippers don't have to pose next to a fat bald guy so he can show the pictures to his friends as proof of his story that he made out with a hot chick.
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From what I can tell, they're not even smiling on the outside. And I doubt their Guild Wars plans were very intense before swearing it off forever.
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If this was a car show I could see booth babes being around, but video games? Wtf? If this is the kind of perception gaming developers and producers have of gamers its no wonder Nintendo is constantly cranking out award winning games and capturing a loyal audience. Kids don't care about booth babes. Casual gamers don't care about booth babes. Hardcore gamers may stare for a little bit but even they know that it all comes down to gameplay. What kind of jobless losers are these developers try to attract with booth babes?
This...this is how nerds would dress up their women...if only they had women.
And names? If nerds could name their women?
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Sheesh, at a gig like this one you're only selling your dignity, but in a strip joint you're also selling your body. That may not be a big deal to you, but for most people their body is sacred and private.
This may come as a shock to you, but many (not all) women with great bodies like showing them off. Your statement seems to be implying that all women would prefer to keep themselves covered up at all times and that they are making some shameful sacrifice by taking off their clothes. We agree that the booth babes are selling their dignity but I certainly don't agree that strippers are selling their dignity plus something additional. Women who go into stripping (and stay with it longer than a month) probably feel comfortable with what they do. As far as "selling their body", I'm not sure if you are insinuating that all strippers are whores, as one of the posters above did, or you're referring to something else. Strippers are dancers and they are in control. These booth babes are not in control at all. It's complete different. You seem to be implying that because strippers wear fewer clothes than booth babes that somehow their job is much worse. That kind of thinking just baffles me.
Toatlly agree!! It get's even more insane when they dress up as the girl they want. When I leaving the theater after seeing Star Wars there was a uber nerd dressed as Princess Leia, buns and all. But the Leia had a beard, so I ponderd, umm must be French..
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As someone who is dating a "boothbabe" who was working at e3, I can share a few things that can tell you how they relate to the show and guys.
:P (though I did meet her before e3 started).
1) Majority of the girls that they hire hate or don't care about video games. Surprisingly enough, some of the girls take to video games after the show, but that is usually only if they are stationed around a fun for everybody game. Which means not the blood and guts shooting games that tend to make up the majority of the show.
2) These girls know exactly what to expect from guys there. Afterall, these guys are not *just* at e3, they are at movie theaters, malls, streets, etc. They know how guys respond to them and how to fake smile well. An extra bonus they even have a section in their training manual about dealing with "problem" guys.
3) They get paid well. Most girls can work two days and make enough to pay their bills for a month. Plus, we are talking LA where the cost of living is quite high so that is real good money. These girls are usually all "models" and are usually contracted through an agency or agent.
4) A lot of these girls are quite smart and just do this to make some extra money on the side. A lot are "wannabe actresses" of course, but if you have the goods, why not use it right?
5) I'm a gamer, I work in the biz, I did e3 and I'm dating a "booth babe." So use that for whatever hope you want
Attractive women getting paid to stand around and draw attention to thier clients' booths? Appalling!
Next thing you know, they'll start paying strong, athletic people just to play sports, or they'll pay introverted, academic types to research new technologies! Oh, the humanity!
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Ya, the presence of and gawking over booth babes is sexist and objectifies women. Now, why am I supposed to care? I'm sorry ladies, but guys are very simple creatures, we like looking at semi-naked, good looking, women. If they happen to be in a costume that reflects a particular interest of ours, then all the better.
There is sort of a catch-22 going on at shows like this one. Gaming has usually been the domain of males. Because gaming has been primarilly the domian of males, the advertising is aimed at males. Since the advertising and games are aimed primarilly at males, the industry attracts a mostly male audience, goto 10.
Booth babes are going to be a part of gaming for a long time to come, and I doubt they will ever disappear entirely. Once the industry matures (no pun intended) we should see that sort of advertising toned down a bit, but it will still be there. At the end of the day, it's still easy to sell a guy on sex, so advertisers will still be doing it for years to come. Look at the music industry, do you really think Britney Spears would have done so well if she had dressed respectfully?
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What I am confused about is, although those booth babes are being horribly mistreated and exploited, I haven't heard one of them complain.....
I wonder why that is.....
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1. "but three days of snapping Poloroids with sweaty game geeks leads these girls to swear off Guild Wars forever." -- How many were considering Guild Wars before?
2. How much of the motivation for these women's presence came from the marketing dept trying to convince their own developers to come to the show?
3. Usually frills like these are a good indicator of an oversaturated, undergrowing market. And again, the indicator is proven true.
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Well, let's see.
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The gals faking the sleepover - well, at least they are getting to sit down. Anybody who has worked a trade show will tell you standing up in the booth all day WILL make your feet sore - especially if you are wearing dress shoes when you usually weare sneakers (I speak from experience!)
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From the article:
We know it's tough being an actress/model in LA, but there's got got to be better gigs than pretending to have a sleepover party in the middle of a trade show.
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"We couldn't even wear thongs! Like OMFG! Not having something in my butt was the most difficult thing ever! I sooo hope I get paid for this."
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Yes, because you're only allowed to make fun of people who want to have sex with you. That totally makes sense.
He's kind of a right-wing guy, but the idea ain't bad: Put normal gamer girls out there, and don't dress them up like Barbie.
And how many strippers stay in it for longer than a month without resorting to cocaine to keep doing the job? And keep stripping so they can afford the blow to keep stripping so they can keep buying blow?
I know a lot of girls who dabbled in stripping. And many of the places are in fact as sleazy as many movies etc make them out to be, only with less glamour and the customers smell worse. The line of dancers who want to work at the couple actual classy (or relatively classy) strip joints is very very long if you don't have the perfect (and that often means augmented) body.
And in my mind, going to a strip club isn't about getting your rocks off. It's about finding just how much you can embarass a girl with a dollar.
MMMM... its seems to me that this is a site for girls... so they go the right to complain and make fun of it. But we males, got to admit our condition: we love to see cute girls doing some cosplay.
Have you ever been to an Auto Show? Or a football game?
Oh, wait, those are only for low-life shmucks who aren't ashamed of being attracted to women and aren't smart enough to spend all their time toying with computers.
A modern, refined individual, such as one whose declared hobby is 'video games' surely cannot indulge in such vulgar interests.
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More like -1, uninformed. French chicks are hot!
Give me a normal looking person in jeans and a t-shirt who clearly feels comfortable and enjoys where they are and has something honest and interesting to say ANYDAY over a stupidly-clad smile-bot who's only interest is in getting a paycheck.
Really, why don't they just get someone who adds real value to staff the booth as opposed to just stand around and be animate furniture? Or, hell - just admit that they're playing on the sex urges and hire escorts, giving away a free romp every hour?
Since I can't tell them apart, I treat all ACs as the same person.
That I originally clicked on the story about the worlds most powerful laser, and right before it loaded I saw the words, babe, in the story right underneath, I immediately clicked back...*sigh*
Quote the abstract: "They're smiling on the outside, but three days of snapping Poloroids with sweaty game geeks leads these girls to swear off Guild Wars forever."
Three days of trying Thirsty River with crappy pick up groups is leading me to swear off Guild Wars forever.
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Thes people can frankly piss off, for all I care. Nothing bad was going on here. I've seen far skimpier outfits at the beach. FAR skimpier. And these women were basically playing characters from the games. The vast majority of them probably don't give a rats ass either, especially if the money is good.
Men are attracted to women. And people have been using this fact to sell things for years. Why is it a crime now? These critics need to get over themselves, stat.
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And in my mind, going to a strip club isn't about getting your rocks off. It's about finding just how much you can embarass a girl with a dollar.
Perhaps you just have a very warped mind. I've been to several strip clubs in my town. The customers aren't allowed to touch the girls and don't get any closer than the girls want to let them. While I'm sure there's the occaisional smelly customer, most of the guys I see in the places are dressed pretty well and the worst smell you get is from the guys that wear too much cologne. My brother worked at a strip club for a couple years and dated a few of the strippers as well. They made good money, had a relatively easy job, and could afford to go to college. All in all, they're doing better than a lot of people I know. No idea why people don't seem to have much problem with women in bikinis at the beach, but feel that you're a slut or whore with no dignity if you show your nipples. What a fucked up country this is.
Chicks always seem to pick on each other. If only they could put aside their petty differences and all join forces (instead of gathering in groups of 4-7), they would have us eating out of their hands. Man, they could unionize and everything...
If we only made fun of people who wanted to have sex with us we would all have a lot of pent up aggression.
The mass media mocks and laughs at the video game industry. Booth babes in a 'media only' show? What kind of -professional- reporter fall for that kind of trick? (Bribes? Future blackmail?) Its this kind of attitude that created this news report in the first place. We have video game reporters posing for pictures with no-name, "I don't a damned clue what the hell this company is trying to sell but I'm all dressed up/down" women and the public is supposed to take us seriously?
IF E3 was an open to the public show, fine I could see this happening. Say its a bunch of overzealous fanboys cosplaying. But companies hiring these obviously uninterested women to stand around looking pretty doesn't do very much towards video game development.
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How would these women lure nerds over to their booths? Aren't most nerds intimidated by beautiful women?
There doesn't seem to be a whole lot of "shame" going on. Stupid costumes, sure. But essentially, they're drawing crowds of horny
So much for dignity...
You can argue all day and night on why the use of scantily clad females is 'beneath' the dignity of our gaming culture and about how we should be above it. However, you all need to remember that this is capitalism, if it makes money, it stays, if it doesn't, it goes...simple. So however you as an individual may feel about the issue, this tactic must be working. P.S. Don't get me wrong, I am just as tired as most of you of having my male instincts tapped to stimulate an interest in a product I probably don't need.
Oh let's see how about the one I know that is doing it as a way of supporting herself through college. She's the one that was in foster care most of her life and did not have a mom's basement to crawl-out of and daddy to foot the bills. And guess what I have never seen her without her clothes on so it is not like it was a story she told me to hustle me for cash. Nope she is my wife's friend.
Or how about this one, another stripper working with the previous one. She is a single mom and her toddler has a dead beat dad. Dancing two nights a week for a basically guaranteed $4K (mostly tax free) a month is a great gig. Just drop the kid off at grandma's to work and tan.
It's about finding just how much you can embarass a girl with a dollar.
You are VERY screwed-up, completely warped :( You think you are embarrassing them? I have news for you crap for brains, they are hustling you for your money, you are the mark, they are in complete control of you.
BTW the smelly guys are a real problem. That and the bruises and scratches from bumping into stuff while dancing are the biggest complaints according to my wife's friend :)
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I think most people have the wrong impression on why booth babes are there.
They are not there to imporve a journalist's impression of the game company or the games. They aren't really even there to attract people to the boot in the first place...at least not directly.
They are there because when the journalists are done looking at the actual content on display, they might stick around for a few minutes to get their picture taken. That leads to a bigger crowd hanging out at your booth. And that is what the vendor wants: a big crowd. A crowd is more likely to attract a journalist than a pretty girl. And even if it isn't: Look! A pretty girl!
Booth babes aren't there to generate traffic as much as they are there to slow it down.
It never ceases to amaze me how women get threatened by a good looking competitor. Geek girls for sure the same. It doesn't even matter if they are good looking themselves. I would say this "Shame" is more about their geek girls insecurities than anything else...
So... there were some attractive women in skimpy clothes at E3, and for some reason this angers all of you? Some of you really need to start taking life a little less seriously. The women chose to do this, and they're getting paid, big whoop. The self righteous "gamegal" site obviously isn't above posting pictures of the women to get more traffic to their site, so I don't see what they have to be bent out of shape over.
Oh, no, attractive women who are nice to loook at! I'm angry!
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You are giving away the whole secret about gender feminism!
I've been to strip clubs in San Fran where there was plenty of touching going on. (Basically a 'private show' was full contact - you can touch her tits, pussy, whatever, and it ended with a hand job)
Congrats. You have met two strippers who will not admit to giving blowjobs in the parking lot for 50 a throw.
If you want to test your confidence, why not let your wife spend a full weekend, Friday night through Sunday afternoon with her "stripper" friend. I bet you won't. If you did, you might find that the stripper friend made a little "extra" on the side.
I wish it wasn't so, but a large number of strippers are turning tricks as well. They all swear they don't when you ask them the first time, but after dance #3 in the VIP lounge, they all seem quite eager to chug a little cock.
That and the bruises and scratches from bumping into stuff while dancing are the biggest complaints according to my wife's friend
Ya, that's what happens. I have a bridge to sell you, along with some Florida swamp, and some WMD's.
Having sexy women around to attract people is not sexist and does not objectify women. Plain and simple. If anything I imagine it's empowering and I'm sure they do well financially.
There's nothing sexist about looking at an attractive woman for any reason.
I've seen a lot of people (maybe just a few, but they were highly rated) complaining about how the booth babes shouldn't be at a video game conference. Let me tell you something. My last company, which manufactures controls and calibrators for automated diagnostic machines (Biotech) had booth babes at the American Association of Clinical Chemists. They sold stuff to hospitals and research labs. There are plenty of women in biotech. Biotech is not a male dominated field. My first company out of college had more female chemists than male. The manager of my department told me that he interviews every male that applied for a position, just so he can try and keep a better balance. I would expect that booth babes will always be at E3.
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The show-goers, the execs, the babes or is it just gamegal.com?
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But do any of them weigh less than 300 pounds?
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I'm all for pillowfights, don't get me wrong. But why are all these Booth-"babes" not babes, and actually just ugly skinny chicks with big tits? I mean it's not like a promo model with a nice face and who actually works out and has a nice flat stomach is that hard to come by?
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I think it depends on where the strip club is. It has been about 15 years since I have been to one, but the ones in my area at the time were arranged in such a way that the women were fairly well protected from unwanted touching. (I am a woman as well, btw, my trips to the strip club were either to provide moral support for friends on "amateur night.") I knew a couple of women who stripped professionally and it worked out well for some of them, not so well for others. One even wound up marrying a man that she met while stripping. Another, on the other hand, would call me up for rides home from the club at 3am because she knew that she would be harrassed by departing customers if she tried to wait for the bus.
>No idea why people don't seem to have much problem with women in bikinis at the beach, but feel that you're a slut or whore with no dignity if you show your nipples.
Because the women in strip clubs are exhibiting for money. The women at the beach are wearing swimwear appropriate for effective aquatic movement and cooling.
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OHH BOOO HOOO HOOOO!!!!
Bunch of bitches complaining about "hall of shame." I guess they have no problem a woman getting stuffed with two dicks up her pussy, and another one through the mouth, but if girls dress up for geeks, "OHH NOES!! WHAT SHAME!" Whats next, "HALL OF SHAME from Disneyland!! Where woman pretend to be a princess to people who pay money to enter MAGICAL KINGDOM!!"
Yeah, how horrible that is, those nasty geeks...yet pandering now for their hits to their website! Ohh yeah, do talk on behalf of those girls, because that MUST BE what they are thinking.
seems more like
1: GameGal needed some commercial
2: TacoFag jumped cause he is such a pimp
3: ???
4: TacoFag thinks he will score!
Hey GamerGals, I know you are reading. THAT IS NOT FUCKING NEWS! And get over the fact you are bunch of ugly ass bitches, who have nothing better to do then acting like premadona cunts.
Cheers you smelly ass pussies.
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These people are geeks, okay? They have a digital camera on their phone, a USB storage pen on their keychain, and a PDA somewhere on their wrist or something.
They do NOT use POLAROID cameras and pay a buck for every grainy, poorly flash-illuminated picture they take.
Give them some credit, they may be sweaty and overweight, but they're not troglodytes and they don't use POLAROID cameras anymore.