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Virus Hold Computer Files 'Hostage' for $200
dwayner79 sent in a story about a new virus making the rounds- this one is unique because it locks your files and then demands a $200 ransom to get them back. It seems to me that this might leave some sort of tracable money trail. They don't have much information on any particular transmission mechanism, they just talk about web pages giving it up.
...Until I see a photograph of my files with today's paper.
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IF it takes spyware hostage
Do they accept PayPal?
"Anything tastes good if you deep fry it."
Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It appears to have infected CmdrTaco and now the news is being held hostage!!!!!!!!??!?!?!!!!
1) Infect news site and hold "stories" hostage
2) Hold a slashpoll to see if anyone noticed
3)
4) PROFIT!
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
so I figure the virus author could deduct the money from my account, himself.
SOmeone wrote: "this one is unique because it locks your files and then demands a $200 ransom to get them back." Unique? sounds like a description of anti-virus software to me.
Gee, I wonder how he figured that out....
that Microsoft is adding to the next version of Office?
Lacking <sarcasm> tags,
Then again I still had Freecell and Minesweeper so it wasn't all bad ....which until today are the best software available for the Windows platform
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(or discover it through brute force if they dare wait that long)
McAfee runs on an awful lot of enterprise networks, and tons of home users. I wonder how long brute forcing a key through distributed computing would really take. I wonder if McAfee is already using cycles for nefarious reasons. How long until McAfee becomes self aware!
I need more tinfoil
Never confuse volume with power.
This has been out for years, it's called Windows XP Activation.
The Technomancer
"Men of lofty genius when they are doing the least work are most active."-
virus that replaces all .jpg files found with goatse, tubgirl and lemonparty.
Thanks for giving 'em the idea. Next time I go to look at pr0.. I mean my pictures, I'm going to be in fear of opening any of them.. *grumble*
"Victory means exit strategy, and it's important for the President to explain to us what the exit strategy is." G.W.Bush
I knew what goatse was.
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I knew what tubgirl was.
Never heard of lemonparty before.
Now I know.
Allow me to be the first to say:
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What the programmer needs to do is to buy a speed boat and have the victim drop the bag from a bridge into the boat and then flee and stage his own death with an explosion.
I've seen it in the movies.
The trick is to do that without spending more than $200.
The Internet is full. Go Away!!!
If you dont send the money with in two weeks they start sending the files back, bit by bit.
In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D.
This is what happened when I installed windows 98... it crashed and a dialog box appeared and demanded that I upgrade to windows XP in order to save my files from digital heaven.
No, that's pretty much the original meaning.
My Photography - http://ian-x.com
The Deathlings (comic) - http://thedeathlings.com
What happens if after I pay the money, my files do not want to come back ?
Then...
"Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"...
Yes Francis, the world has gone crazy.
The author's name is 14608decf3c24b62a64015d411a862a640e5c1.
Course, you'll have to read the book to figure out how to decode it.
I need more tinfoil
There's a family in CA that would prolly be willing to make you a great deal on some tin foil, only slightly used. How big's your house?
I'm sorry, but we don't negotiate with terrorists. The files knew the danger when they took the job.
C:\>format c:
"I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
-Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
Wow - it's like "Hackers"... only ten years after the idea even made the mainstream. And much more low-rent. And without the cool graphics and computer-generated voice. And with less supertankers. And without Angelina Jolie with her nips out.
How lame is that?
(And that's leaving aside the huge number of social and technical ways this scam could be improved...)
Everything in moderation, including moderation itself
Oh, wait a minute, never mind...
I forgot we were talking about viruses.
Unless you found some very fast new way of factoring primes, that'd take a very long time to crack
I have. The factors of a prime, are the prime, and 1.
(And I know what you meant. I just couldn't resist)
Assuming you have no backups, that could really be a problem. Everyone does keep backups, right?
Twoeasy steps:
(1) Get this virus into the DMCA-supporters computers.
(2) When they are screaming that all their data is encrypted, kindly inform them that you could create a crack for it and get all their data back, but unfortunately you would run afoul of the DMCA reverse-engineering laws and therefore cannot help them.
Yes. Irony is *NOT* dead!!
If a pion (n-) collides with a proton in the woods & noone is there to hear it, does lamdba decay into the source pa
And what if something has no gender and is an "it", you insensitive clod?
Clearly, to avoid offending anyone, we all must start saying "s/h/it".
Some kind soul should write a virus that holds your files hostage until Firefox is installed and is set as the default browser. Hint, hint...
What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
'restore' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.
You are entering the command at the wrong interface. That's not a command you use at a command prompt. It's a verbal command for your IT underling.
Do you Gentoo!?
I got infected by that virus once. It printed this:
I hold files kidnap: "GPL.TXT" is one
To buy decoder mail: n781567@yahoo.com
with subject: PGPcoder 000000000032
Oh, darn...